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    The bestest Royal Rumble Everest.

    This is actually a match. Early nominee for Surprise of the Year.
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    Is The WWE Determined To Rewrite History?

    With all that in mind, No. Nothing is sacred in the WWE. If, for any moment, you believe that anything is sacred, it is because you have been led to believe that said thing is sacred so that you are surprised when it is profaned. This includes any note taking on the amount of...
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    Let's talk about Lesnar punching Strowman

    Brock didn't follow through on it and placed it on the side of the head (not the temple). It's enough to rattle your skull but the worst thing it's going to do is leave a small bruise. That wasn't an "now I'm mad" punch, that was a stiff shot to an overexcited rookie, and the kind of thing...
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    Forum Files #17: What to do with Ronda Rousey (Get on the Main Page!)

    Ronda Rousey is a hell of a fighter- but at this point in time, she's going to be incredibly green in the ring. You don't train in your off-time for a year or so and become WWE ready. On the other hand, now that they've announced Ronda and brought her to the ring, they have to do something...
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    I Heart Cena

    Still more entertaining than Impact.
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    Impact Wrestling Copies Me, Starts Twitch Channel

    Oh, come on. I'm not going to post about Impact without throwing a tiny bit of shade their way. Link to an article for the sake of linking: http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/impact-wrestling-twitch-partnership-channel/2/ The channel will have a few pieces of produced content specific to...
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    Paige: The Biggest Bust In NXT History

    That you list three performers who have been active for years suggests that you might not know what a 'bust' is. You would have done quite a bit better by stopping after your second sentence.
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    Watching RAW from the beginning, this is my observation thread.

    -Where We Are Now: It's King of the Ring, 1994. OJ Simpson has recently captured the imagination of America with a white Bronco, and Owen Hart has passed on the mantle of "looking like a Trapper Keeper" to the future Bob Holly. -900 numbers. I haven't really mentioned this, but in this era...
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    2017 Wrestling Awards Nomination Thread

    7. Moment of the Year- Braun Strowman, "I'm not finished with you!" bit 9. Most Improved Wrestler of the Year- Carmella, she's genuinely starting to piss me off by existing so something's finally working 21. Entrance of the Year (New category)- Dolph Ziggler's non-entrance because fuck you all...
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    Watching RAW from the beginning, this is my observation thread.

    Holy fuck, getting to KotR 1994 is a chore and a half and I am beginning to question my sanity. We're over a year away from WCW changing the way the game gets played, and this era of RAW underlines how they were able to do that, because the WWE is putting out about twenty minutes of decent...
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    Watching RAW from the beginning, this is my observation thread.

    -Where We Are Now: It's Wrestlemania X. Tonya Harding has won the hearts of America with her gritty determination in the face of accusations of having her rival in figure skating mercilessly beaten; Vince is clearly going through tax season because he fires a shot at the Democrats every few...
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    Watching RAW from the beginning, this is my observation thread.

    -Where Are We Now: Royal Rumble, 1994. John Bobbitt has recently lost his penis, and on a related note the Buffalo Bills are about to lose their fourth consecutive Super Bowl. The professional wrestling landscape has changed little since our last check in. -Episode 41: Razor Ramon vs...
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    WWE Clash of Champions 2017 LD

    They were in the Village People.
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    WWE Clash of Champions 2017 LD

    The ending of that match is today's WWE, summarized- they did seventeen things when they only needed to do one.
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