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You're a legend Falk, brighter days ahead for you.

Rest easy Falk, you'll be missed.

Blood rushing down his face, clutching the WZCW World heavyweight championship King Mussel can be seen limping down an empty and dark hallway. Following a vicious tussle with his upcoming challenger he aimlessly wanders forward. No allies by his side he can’t help but wonder if he should go back...

Flex Fact #669: My entire body was once flooded with diabetes, and you don’t see me on the news begging for hurricane relief. Flex: And can you believe how quickly the ref counted to ten?! Blasphemous! Kole: Yes my liege, we were both cheated and disrespected on Meltdown. The WZCW World...

Communicate with creative, they're pretty reasonable on most things.

Flex Fact #666: Global warming is a Liberal myth, my body temperatue is the only thing affecting the climate because I’m on god damn fire. Flex: I’m sorry it’s been so long…. Masquer: You threw me away for years. The World champ “King” Flex Mussel can be seen talking to his former imaginary...

Flex Fitness Industries in Partnership with NBC Jive Present The State of the Flex Address We open on the large stage in the auditorium of Flex Fitness headquarters as journalists, reporters, fans, but mostly Flex Fitness employees congregate as the classic Queen song blares through the...

Wow, nostalgia kicking in hard for the frog.

Was gonna wait till the tournament participants were all announced and boards were up but it's much more fun this way. Plus it helps the post PPV break go faster. World Championship King Mussel vs Titus vs Xander One scored a win over the World champ the other beat the man who just became...

Blood curdling screams can be heard as a local Flex Fitness gym is in ruins. Customers and employees alike traverse the building as a riot slowly overtakes the establishment. Treadmills are overturned, vending machines are on fire, and the FlexAmerican Flag is desecrated and draped from the...

That's wild, didn't know these statistics could be found. I think it's unfortunately always gonna be a preference thing of what people like, there's definitely people who just aren't interested in some people RP's. And because they're not on creative you can't really force it nor should you. I...

Flex Fact #500: In eighth grade I acted in a school play where I not only had to persevere through crippling diabetes but also recite the constitution in its entirety, and I still gave a better performance than any of Titus’ Oscar winning movies. Flex: Feast your eyes upon….WASABI TOYOTA...

Wasabi Toyota NPC Gimmick: Former WZCW Wrestler turned FlexAmerica Secretary of Defense Rep:

Quick Thoughts on the shows cuz we don't talk about that shit enough. MD I'm rooting on Keaton to make it up the card. Stetson is a face (right?) but that inevitable heel turn will do him wonders Hopefully this new change to Xander is what X needs to reach the top tier of talent in WZCW...

Flex Fact #469: I once wrestled a polar bear while I had pneumonia, so don’t tell me you need better healthcare. The monsieur of muscle and newly crowned number one contender King Mussel can be seen walking into WZCW headquarters. The Commander and Chief storms into the building with a...

Bumped because the people need a response.

Absolutely disgusting.

Very lucky for Eve, not so lucky for the opposition. Time to once again carry a member of the opposite sex to success to balance the wage gap in our great country.

I knew I'd be teaming with Eve, don't think it's sweet out here Taylor.

Send me my FB through PM with nudes and supplements. Your King decrees it.