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It looks at first glance as if this site doesnt generate as much traffic as it once did, so I propose a new movement* that could generate a few more hits on here a day. So, every time you open your bowels, I would appreciate it if you logged it here, with the following descriptions. Location...

In nothing but my underwear, due to asbestos exposure. And I am bored out of my skull. In lighter news a moth landed on my penis while I was taking a leak earlier, I was like "you gonna jump off there mate?" And it was like "nah I am comfortable," and I was like "okay but I am gonna put this...

Can suck my cunt.

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Erect or flaccid? I am asking... for a friend

I know this might not seem like a big deal to some but today marked the 100th different building of any kind that I've taken a shit in since records began (i.e since I started counting). As if to mark the occasion it was, to say the least, absolutely epic! Celebrate with me in here.

It was pleasant

Had a good year? bad year? Spill the beans, in here. Mine started off like this; http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=267453&highlight= And got even more progressively roller-coastery, in fact, what with one thing and another its been the absolute worst year of my life, and in...

I installed a new bath yesterday, it gave me a bit of trouble but I fucking did it cos' I am a proper blokey bloke who can do bloke things like fitting a bath and all that other shit. Anyway, this bath is unused, brand new, just installed. I go to use it because I haven't fitted the shower yet...

Is when the pub refused to serve me and my good chums any more for the evening because of our prolonged headbutting competition.

Its Numbers birthday! Yay!

I mean, I haven't got anything better to do with my time, so I might as well get married. You ever feel like that? I am not looking for a 'til death do us part' kind of deal, just something to pass the time with someone who is contractually obligated to spend time with me doing married stuff...

"Lets go to the pub for a few pints" he says. I am having a few beers with a mate and his family, I havent known this guy for a year yet, but he's cool. His parents are seperated, his dad another girlfriend, but they're both there and they're cool, everything is going swimmingly... until his mum...

We've all got some. You're related but YOLO. Lose your inhibitions, tell the forum which of your relatives you'd 'get it on' with and swap stories, among other things. Or if you want to be a pussy about it just say "I appreciate their attractiveness."

Is one of my favourite programmes on television right now, probably the only one I make any effort to seek out, even if it is a repeat. I understand its really big in America. You watch? You like? You dislike?

"Right, remember what I said? Read off the autocue. Oh, we're rolling?" Stood in front of the WZCW logo is the ever perky Becky Serra, next to her is the ever stoic S.H.I.T. What is the purpose of this exercise? "Big Dave thinks the WZCW Universe would get more involved and supportive...

Since I think it was unfair that my drunken reply was my last post on the matter I thought I'd make this friendly thread. "Extreme," that’s the word! In fairness I forgot you admitted it was extreme because when it was quite rightly ignored by the forum at large you couldn’t help but start...

He hasn't agreed to this and I can't guarantee the actual 'A' part, but fire away nonetheless.

The scene opens to a huge arena, it is literally the biggest arena ever to host a wrestling show and it is bursting at the seams with a cheering crowd, a crowd so big that everyone else who thinks they've ever drawn a significant crowd at a wrestling event can go fuck themselves and they are...

So this round is brilliant because it throws up matches and gives people opportunities that you wouldnt normally see, but I think most of us have matches we'd prefer more than others. I'll start for everybody so you can skip this one shall I? Showtime - World Title: Goes without saying. My...