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Thursday
WWE has officially changed the commentary teams going forward. Raw will now have Michael Cole, Booker T. and JBL while Smackdown will have Cole, Jerry Lawler and Byron Saxton.
NXT
Date: January 8, 2015
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Corey Graves, Alex Riley
One of the many things I like about this show is they set up something for next week almost every time. In this case, we have three things, ranging from Itami vs. Curtis Axel to the Vaudevillains getting their rematch from R-Evolution to the return of Sami Zayn for the first time since he was laid out by Owens. That sounds like a stacked show so let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Here's the champ to get things going. Sami gets ready to talk but leaves the ring to go be with the crowd and hold up the title. A YOU DESERVE IT chant stops him again before he gets to talk about what this title means. In anyone else's hands, it means you're the best. In his hands though, it means you can do it your way and keep doing it how you want because the proof is right here.
He's going to hate himself for saying this, but this title isn't his. It belongs to both him and the fans. Everyone here is part of a band called Sami Zayn and the Zaniacs. The fans start the OLE chant and Sami loves that song. Takeover was the best night of his life, but it didn't end like he wanted it to. Owens cried on his shirt that night and then hurt Sami really bad. He may have hurt Sami, but the champ is right back here, ready to defend the title.
This brings out Adrian Neville who says they tore each other to pieces last time and Zayn was the better man. Neville saw a new Sami and he's now the champion so congratulations. Sami appreciates it and is pretty sure Neville is entitled to a rematch. This brings out William Regal to congratulate them on having such a great match at R-Evolution. There will indeed be a rematch and it takes place next week on the first Wednesday show.
The Vaudevillains can't wait to right the wrong from Takeover and prove their manliness.
Hideo Itami vs. Curtis Axel
Axel is trying to be the last real man in wrestling. At this point point there are almost enough of those to make a stable. Itami scores with the early kicks but Axel takes him into the corner and hits a series of clotheslines to the back of the head. A chinlock doesn't get Curtis anywhere but a knee to the jaw gets two. Axel throws Hideo down and asks who cares about Itami.
Curtis slaps on an armbar out of nowhere (no arm work so far into the match so let's ignore the neck work and go after the arm) but Hideo fights out and nails a clothesline of his own. Itami loads up a tornado DDT but instead jumps to the apron to snap Axel's throat across the top rope. The top rope clothesline is good for two but Axel tries the PerfectPlex. That goes nowhere so Itami snapmares him down and hits something like Trouble in Paradise to a kneeling Axel for the pin at 5:45.
Tyson Kidd is getting ready in the back so Natalya tries to intercept Byron Saxton. A Total Divas interview is cut off by Kidd asking if she's taken care of the cats. Natalya goes off to feed them so Kidd can talk about how important it is to become NXT Champion. That means he can be the new face of NXT, right before he replaces Sarah McLachlan as the face of the ASPCA. Kidd loves all cats, except Grumpy Cat. Fact.
Video on Bull Dempsey vs. Baron Corbin, based on who can squash jobbers faster. They face off for the first time next week.
Sasha Banks vs. Alexa Bliss
This is due to Banks breaking Bliss' nose a few weeks back. Alexa grabs a quick sunset flip for two but has her headscissors countered into a faceplant. Banks takes her time trash talking but stops to blast Alexa with right hands to the face. She lays Bliss across the middle rope for a double knee to the ribs, setting up the Bank Statement for the submission at 2:06.
Quick package on Neville vs. Zayn from R-Evolution.
Tyler Breeze vs. Chad Gable
Gable is an Olympic wrestler who has gotten rave reviews so far. Gable easily takes Breeze down to start and rides him with a front facelock. The fans are WAY into Chad to start as Graves won't confirm or deny that he runs Breeze's fan club. Breeze fights up and takes him down for a chinlock while throwing in some trash talk to the Uggo. Gable gets to his feet and throws on an armbar over the top rope ala Alberto Del Rio. He breaks at four and Breeze is TICKED, setting up the Beauty Shot for the pin at 2:37. Gable looked good out there in the limited time he had.
Finn Balor is looking forward to facing Tyson Kidd next week, but Kidd is going to need more than nine lives to survive. Fact. Simple, yet effective. Why is that so lost on the main show writers?
We see a still from Breeze's post match celebration, showing an ominous face peeking out from the curtain to look at him. It's not clear whose face it is.
Tag Team Titles: Lucha Dragons vs. Vaudevillains
Vaudevillains are challenging again after the Dragons pinned the illegal man at R-Evolution. Kalisto quickly springboards onto Gotch and pounds away with right hands before it's already off to Cara. Some kind of modified Gory Stretch has Gotch in trouble as Graves says these two might be equally strong. English comes in and says the titles are coming home with them tonight. He school boys Cara through the ropes and out to the floor for a nice move, but Kalisto sends both Vaudevillains to the floor for a big double dive.
We take a break and come back (after an announcement that Daniel Bryan will be in action on the first Thursday Smackdown) with Kalisto trying the big spinning wristlock, only to have English hold the ropes to send the masked man crashing down. Gotch gets two off a big belly to back before a double chop puts Kalisto down again.
English comes back in but gets rolled up for two, only to slap on a chinlock. Back up and Kalisto finally rolls over for the hot tag to Cara. Everything breaks down and Gotch kicks Cara in the head, only to be low bridged out to the floor. In what looked to be a botched finish, Cara lifts English up for a powerbomb and Kalisto adds a spinning clothesline to the back of the head to retain at 11:45.
Results
Hideo Itami b. Curtis Axel Spinning kick to the head
Sasha Banks b. Alexa Bliss Bank Statement
Tyler Breeze b. Chad Gable Beauty Shot
Lucha Dragons b. Vaudevillains Powerbomb/top rope clothesline combination to English
Friday
Impact's debut episode drew 359,000 viewers, which is well above the network's average.
Smackdown
Date: January 9, 2015
Location: Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tom Phillips, John Bradshaw Layfield
This is the last show on Fridays as the show moves back to the original Thursday time slot next week. We're coming off a pretty poorly received episode of Raw where the Authority reminded us that this is their company and we're just lucky enough to be watching it. Nothing major has been announced for tonight but you can smell the big tag match from here. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Cena bringing back the Authority from last week and the Authority's path of rage this past Monday. They added Rollins to the Royal Rumble title match and destroyed Ziggler, Rowan and Ryback before firing them all to end the show. I'm sure they'll be back for the Rumble. This took almost four minutes.
Here's Seth Rollins to get things going. He's feeling good after the look on Cena's face at the end of Raw. It was so good that we need to take another look at it, but thankfully it's just a still here. Rollins made Cena go back on his word and now the Authority is back. If that isn't enough, Cena is responsible for three men getting fired (Rowan got the biggest reaction of those names, which makes me think some piping in is afoot).
On top of all that though, Cena is responsible for Rollins being in the main event of the Royal Rumble. Rollins isn't a bad guy though. He asks the crowd for ten seconds of silence while the bell is rung in the memory of Ziggler, Rowan and Ryback. At about six bells, here's Reigns to cut things off. Seth says it's good to see you brother but Reigns says Rollins is full of it. That would be sufferin suckatash of course. Apparently there are a lot of Sylvester fans in the audience as a brief Roman Reigns chant starts up.
Roman gets right to it and nails Seth in the jaw to put him on the floor. This brings out Big Show and Kane with the latter making Big Show/Rollins vs. Reigns, unless Reigns can find a partner. However, anyone that agrees to be his partner is going to be going against the Authority. Fan: SANDOW! Big Show compares his fist to the Superman Punch and promises to knock out everyone that doesn't like it. The fact is Roman is screwed.
That ends the segment and hopefully Reigns' talking for the night. I like Reigns quite a bit, but the guy just isn't ready to be on a live mic at this level. There's no shame to this as there are a lot of guys who have been unable to talk (look back to Big Show's early WCW days where he was clearly reading off cue cards) but none that are supposed to be the next top guy. It seems that he's put the pressure on himself to take that spot and it's not working. Reigns spent the first year or so of his WWE run just looking menacing and saying a few words. Now he's supposed to talk people into the building? I don't get WWE's logic here.
Miz and Mizdow come in to see Kane. It must feel wonderful to have the Authority back in power, even though they canceled MizTV tonight. They really canceled an idea they came up with a day earlier? It amazes me how fast they have to change things around here. Anyway, Miz and Mizdow don't like the idea of being in a three way tag tonight. Kane agrees, so Miz asks Mizdow for some water. The water goes on Kane instead, so the triple threat is back on.
Big E. vs. Adam Rose
Raw rematch, which really didn't need to be thrown in on Monday to give the show a chance to breathe. Cesaro and Kidd are in Rose's corner after laying out New Day on Raw. Rose takes him down and drops some knees for two before we're in the chinlock less than a minute in. Big E. fights up with a belly to belly but stops to wipe off his sweat. That's really his gimmick people. The Big Ending is countered and Rose hits a nice tornado DDT for two more. The Big Ending is good for the pin a few seconds later at 2:36.
Ascension vs. Mad-1/Spartan
Those are the only names I can find for Ascension's meal tonight. JBL's stance on Ascension this time: they're 3-0 so far but that doesn't make them the Road Warriors. That right there is all he needed to say on Raw without making the team sound worthless. Ascension brings up the Road Warriors again, saying they couldn't carry their shoulder pads. As for the Powers of Pain, Ascension's power would cause them pain. Konor kicks I think Mad-1 around the ring to start before Viktor clotheslines him on the floor. Back in and Fall of Man is good for the pin at 46 seconds.
The Usos think Monday's firings are unfair but neither is putting them in a triple threat title defense. They'll do what they do though and rise to the occasion to fight for their titles.
Alicia Fox vs. Naomi
This is due to Fox attacking Naomi on Monday after Fox replaced Naomi on Total Divas. Naomi dropkicks her at the bell and hits a running corner splash. Fox comes out of the corner with a sunset flip into a rollup and throws her feet on the ropes to pin Naomi at 1:16. I miss old school cheating like that.
HHH's sitdown interview this week focused on those guys deserved to be fired. Cena begged them to go to war but eventually brought back the Authority as he needed to. That's the kind of guy HHH wants to go to war with, at least until he changes sides and then he'll be on him like a rabid dog.
We look at the ambulance match from Monday.
Bray says Ambrose is just like the rest of the people who tried to climb out of a jar. Fate is a pretty girl with a sword in her hand and she's leading him to a new destination. In three weeks, Bray Wyatt will arrive at the Royal Rumble.
Tag Team Titles: Usos vs. Goldust/Stardust vs. Miz/Damien Mizdow
Usos are defending and it's one fall to a finish. Jey and Miz get things going but Goldust tries to tag himself in early on. Miz shoves Jey down but they go into a pinfall reversal sequence for about four near falls each. We finally settle down to Miz being caught in a headlock with Jimmy coming in off the top to keep Miz in trouble. Miz makes a quick comeback but Stardust tags himself in. A big chop puts him in the corner though and it's back to Jey for a headbutt. Goldust gets in a cheap shot from the apron (and quite the reaction) as Cole is oddly silent.
The Usos send the other brothers and Miz out to the floor (Mizdow is kind enough to do it himself) and the big dives take them down again. Stardust adds the Falling Star but Jimmy takes him out a second later. Jey gets crotched down coming back in and we take a break. Back with Jimmy enziguring Stardust but Miz tags himself in to get the two count. Mizdow tags himself in for the Reality Check and a nice nipup (Cole: Well HBK does have a beard.) but Goldust tags himself in to run Mizdow over.
A jawbreaker gets Mizdow out of a chinlock but Stardust keeps him in trouble. They're fully in meandering mode here. It's back to Goldust for another chinlock before Stardust kicks Miz off the apron. Mizdow gets loose but there's no partner to tag, so he dives over to tag Jey instead. A release Samoan drop puts Stardust down but Goldust saves him from the running Umaga attack. Everything breaks down and the double superkick drops Goldust but Miz makes the save. Stardust low bridges his brother by mistake and Jimmy dives on him for good measure. Back in and the Superfly Splash to Goldust retains the titles at 16:27.
Here's Bad News Barrett with the good news that he's the new Intercontinental Champion. He invites Ziggler out here right now for a rematch before remembering that Ziggler is fired. Barrett officially enters the Royal Rumble and promises to win the title at Wrestlemania.
Sin Cara vs. Bad News Barrett
Non-title and Eden calls this a match instead of a contest. Barrett hammers him down to start and we're already in a chinlock. Cara fights up and hits a spinning springboard headbutt, only to walk into Winds of Change for two. Wasteland is countered into a rollup for two but Cara kicks him in the head, setting up a Swanton for the pin at 2:03. This has to be some kind of a bad running joke right? I often make jokes about how winning the title leads to a losing streak and that joke started with Barrett. Who thinks this is a good idea?
Barrett Bull Hammers him post match.
We get some exclusive comments from the three fired guys after Raw went off the air.
Ryback says he's trained every day to have this job that he loves more than anything. Now the Authority is abusing its power and taken that away from him and it's the worst feeling in the world.
Rowan says disappointment comes to mind.
Ziggler did everything he could at Survivor Series and now he's lost everything.
Daniel Bryan is back in the ring next week.
Roman Reigns/??? vs. Seth Rollins/Big Show
Jobber entrance for Show and Rollins. Reigns has no partner at first but Dean Ambrose comes out to team with him. The look on Rollins' face is similar to Vince when the glass shatters. The former Shield members clear the ring to start, leaving Seth to shout that Dean was taken away in an ambulance. After a meeting on the floor, it's Rollins vs. Ambrose for the opening bell. Dean takes over to start and quickly brings in Reigns to throw Seth into the corner.
Big Show is shouting very loudly tonight and you can hear almost everything he's saying, including HE KNEED HIM IN THE FACE! Show finally pulls Seth out to the floor to get him away from Ambrose as we take a break. Back with Big Show chopping Dean in the corner and kicking his leg out. Hopefully he doesn't just copy Ryback and actually sells the injury. Rollins comes back in and steps on Dean's hand before dropping an elbow on the leg. He takes too much time talking trash though and Dean hops from the good leg to nail Rollins in the face.
Seth is smart enough to go back to the knee though and Ambrose is still in trouble. The Stooges get in some cheap shots on the floor before Big Show just throws Dean around the ring. Dean won't stay down though (even with Big Show telling him to stay down) and raises the good leg in the corner to stop a charge. A tornado DDT is enough to make the hot tag to Reigns as things speed up.
Roman plants Seth with a tilt-a-whirl slam and the Superman Punch takes out both Stooges at the same time. Reigns loads up the spear but walks into a chokeslam, only to have Dean dropkick Show down (with only the good leg connecting). The standing elbow drop puts the Stooges and Kane down, leaving Reigns to spear Rollins for the pin at 12:02.
Results
Big E. b. Adam Rose Big Ending
Ascension b. Mad-1/Spartan Fall of Man to Mad-1
Alicia Fox b. Naomi Rollup with feet on the ropes
Usos b. Miz/Damien Mizdow and Goldust/Stardust Superfly Splash to Goldust
Sin Cara b. Bad News Barrett Swanton Bomb
Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Spear to Rollins
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Bad News Barrett b. Dolph Ziggler Bull Hammer
Ascension b. ???/??? Fall of Man to #1
Roman Reigns b. Big Show via DQ when Big Show used the stairs
Natalya b. Nikki Bella Rollup
Luke Harper b. Erick Rowan Discus lariat
Bray Wyatt b. Dean Ambrose Wyatt threw Ambrose in the ambulance
Seth Rollins/Kane b. Ry back Curb Stomp
Impact Wrestling
Kurt Angle b. MVP Angle Slam
James Storm/Abyss b. Wolves Last Call to Edwards
Austin Aries b. Low Ki Brainbuster
Taryn Terrell won a battle royal last eliminating Havok
Lashley b. Bobby Roode Spear
NXT
Hideo Itami b. Curtis Axel Spinning kick to the head
Sasha Banks b. Alexa Bliss Bank Statement
Tyler Breeze b. Chad Gable Beauty Shot
Lucha Dragons b. Vaudevillains Powerbomb/top rope clothesline combination to English
Smackdown
Big E. b. Adam Rose Big Ending
Ascension b. Mad-1/Spartan Fall of Man to Mad-1
Alicia Fox b. Naomi Rollup with feet on the ropes
Usos b. Miz/Damien Mizdow and Goldust/Stardust Superfly Splash to Goldust
Sin Cara b. Bad News Barrett Swanton Bomb
Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Spear to Rollins
WWE has officially changed the commentary teams going forward. Raw will now have Michael Cole, Booker T. and JBL while Smackdown will have Cole, Jerry Lawler and Byron Saxton.
NXT
Date: January 8, 2015
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Corey Graves, Alex Riley
One of the many things I like about this show is they set up something for next week almost every time. In this case, we have three things, ranging from Itami vs. Curtis Axel to the Vaudevillains getting their rematch from R-Evolution to the return of Sami Zayn for the first time since he was laid out by Owens. That sounds like a stacked show so let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Here's the champ to get things going. Sami gets ready to talk but leaves the ring to go be with the crowd and hold up the title. A YOU DESERVE IT chant stops him again before he gets to talk about what this title means. In anyone else's hands, it means you're the best. In his hands though, it means you can do it your way and keep doing it how you want because the proof is right here.
He's going to hate himself for saying this, but this title isn't his. It belongs to both him and the fans. Everyone here is part of a band called Sami Zayn and the Zaniacs. The fans start the OLE chant and Sami loves that song. Takeover was the best night of his life, but it didn't end like he wanted it to. Owens cried on his shirt that night and then hurt Sami really bad. He may have hurt Sami, but the champ is right back here, ready to defend the title.
This brings out Adrian Neville who says they tore each other to pieces last time and Zayn was the better man. Neville saw a new Sami and he's now the champion so congratulations. Sami appreciates it and is pretty sure Neville is entitled to a rematch. This brings out William Regal to congratulate them on having such a great match at R-Evolution. There will indeed be a rematch and it takes place next week on the first Wednesday show.
The Vaudevillains can't wait to right the wrong from Takeover and prove their manliness.
Hideo Itami vs. Curtis Axel
Axel is trying to be the last real man in wrestling. At this point point there are almost enough of those to make a stable. Itami scores with the early kicks but Axel takes him into the corner and hits a series of clotheslines to the back of the head. A chinlock doesn't get Curtis anywhere but a knee to the jaw gets two. Axel throws Hideo down and asks who cares about Itami.
Curtis slaps on an armbar out of nowhere (no arm work so far into the match so let's ignore the neck work and go after the arm) but Hideo fights out and nails a clothesline of his own. Itami loads up a tornado DDT but instead jumps to the apron to snap Axel's throat across the top rope. The top rope clothesline is good for two but Axel tries the PerfectPlex. That goes nowhere so Itami snapmares him down and hits something like Trouble in Paradise to a kneeling Axel for the pin at 5:45.
Tyson Kidd is getting ready in the back so Natalya tries to intercept Byron Saxton. A Total Divas interview is cut off by Kidd asking if she's taken care of the cats. Natalya goes off to feed them so Kidd can talk about how important it is to become NXT Champion. That means he can be the new face of NXT, right before he replaces Sarah McLachlan as the face of the ASPCA. Kidd loves all cats, except Grumpy Cat. Fact.
Video on Bull Dempsey vs. Baron Corbin, based on who can squash jobbers faster. They face off for the first time next week.
Sasha Banks vs. Alexa Bliss
This is due to Banks breaking Bliss' nose a few weeks back. Alexa grabs a quick sunset flip for two but has her headscissors countered into a faceplant. Banks takes her time trash talking but stops to blast Alexa with right hands to the face. She lays Bliss across the middle rope for a double knee to the ribs, setting up the Bank Statement for the submission at 2:06.
Quick package on Neville vs. Zayn from R-Evolution.
Tyler Breeze vs. Chad Gable
Gable is an Olympic wrestler who has gotten rave reviews so far. Gable easily takes Breeze down to start and rides him with a front facelock. The fans are WAY into Chad to start as Graves won't confirm or deny that he runs Breeze's fan club. Breeze fights up and takes him down for a chinlock while throwing in some trash talk to the Uggo. Gable gets to his feet and throws on an armbar over the top rope ala Alberto Del Rio. He breaks at four and Breeze is TICKED, setting up the Beauty Shot for the pin at 2:37. Gable looked good out there in the limited time he had.
Finn Balor is looking forward to facing Tyson Kidd next week, but Kidd is going to need more than nine lives to survive. Fact. Simple, yet effective. Why is that so lost on the main show writers?
We see a still from Breeze's post match celebration, showing an ominous face peeking out from the curtain to look at him. It's not clear whose face it is.
Tag Team Titles: Lucha Dragons vs. Vaudevillains
Vaudevillains are challenging again after the Dragons pinned the illegal man at R-Evolution. Kalisto quickly springboards onto Gotch and pounds away with right hands before it's already off to Cara. Some kind of modified Gory Stretch has Gotch in trouble as Graves says these two might be equally strong. English comes in and says the titles are coming home with them tonight. He school boys Cara through the ropes and out to the floor for a nice move, but Kalisto sends both Vaudevillains to the floor for a big double dive.
We take a break and come back (after an announcement that Daniel Bryan will be in action on the first Thursday Smackdown) with Kalisto trying the big spinning wristlock, only to have English hold the ropes to send the masked man crashing down. Gotch gets two off a big belly to back before a double chop puts Kalisto down again.
English comes back in but gets rolled up for two, only to slap on a chinlock. Back up and Kalisto finally rolls over for the hot tag to Cara. Everything breaks down and Gotch kicks Cara in the head, only to be low bridged out to the floor. In what looked to be a botched finish, Cara lifts English up for a powerbomb and Kalisto adds a spinning clothesline to the back of the head to retain at 11:45.
Results
Hideo Itami b. Curtis Axel Spinning kick to the head
Sasha Banks b. Alexa Bliss Bank Statement
Tyler Breeze b. Chad Gable Beauty Shot
Lucha Dragons b. Vaudevillains Powerbomb/top rope clothesline combination to English
Friday
Impact's debut episode drew 359,000 viewers, which is well above the network's average.
Smackdown
Date: January 9, 2015
Location: Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tom Phillips, John Bradshaw Layfield
This is the last show on Fridays as the show moves back to the original Thursday time slot next week. We're coming off a pretty poorly received episode of Raw where the Authority reminded us that this is their company and we're just lucky enough to be watching it. Nothing major has been announced for tonight but you can smell the big tag match from here. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Cena bringing back the Authority from last week and the Authority's path of rage this past Monday. They added Rollins to the Royal Rumble title match and destroyed Ziggler, Rowan and Ryback before firing them all to end the show. I'm sure they'll be back for the Rumble. This took almost four minutes.
Here's Seth Rollins to get things going. He's feeling good after the look on Cena's face at the end of Raw. It was so good that we need to take another look at it, but thankfully it's just a still here. Rollins made Cena go back on his word and now the Authority is back. If that isn't enough, Cena is responsible for three men getting fired (Rowan got the biggest reaction of those names, which makes me think some piping in is afoot).
On top of all that though, Cena is responsible for Rollins being in the main event of the Royal Rumble. Rollins isn't a bad guy though. He asks the crowd for ten seconds of silence while the bell is rung in the memory of Ziggler, Rowan and Ryback. At about six bells, here's Reigns to cut things off. Seth says it's good to see you brother but Reigns says Rollins is full of it. That would be sufferin suckatash of course. Apparently there are a lot of Sylvester fans in the audience as a brief Roman Reigns chant starts up.
Roman gets right to it and nails Seth in the jaw to put him on the floor. This brings out Big Show and Kane with the latter making Big Show/Rollins vs. Reigns, unless Reigns can find a partner. However, anyone that agrees to be his partner is going to be going against the Authority. Fan: SANDOW! Big Show compares his fist to the Superman Punch and promises to knock out everyone that doesn't like it. The fact is Roman is screwed.
That ends the segment and hopefully Reigns' talking for the night. I like Reigns quite a bit, but the guy just isn't ready to be on a live mic at this level. There's no shame to this as there are a lot of guys who have been unable to talk (look back to Big Show's early WCW days where he was clearly reading off cue cards) but none that are supposed to be the next top guy. It seems that he's put the pressure on himself to take that spot and it's not working. Reigns spent the first year or so of his WWE run just looking menacing and saying a few words. Now he's supposed to talk people into the building? I don't get WWE's logic here.
Miz and Mizdow come in to see Kane. It must feel wonderful to have the Authority back in power, even though they canceled MizTV tonight. They really canceled an idea they came up with a day earlier? It amazes me how fast they have to change things around here. Anyway, Miz and Mizdow don't like the idea of being in a three way tag tonight. Kane agrees, so Miz asks Mizdow for some water. The water goes on Kane instead, so the triple threat is back on.
Big E. vs. Adam Rose
Raw rematch, which really didn't need to be thrown in on Monday to give the show a chance to breathe. Cesaro and Kidd are in Rose's corner after laying out New Day on Raw. Rose takes him down and drops some knees for two before we're in the chinlock less than a minute in. Big E. fights up with a belly to belly but stops to wipe off his sweat. That's really his gimmick people. The Big Ending is countered and Rose hits a nice tornado DDT for two more. The Big Ending is good for the pin a few seconds later at 2:36.
Ascension vs. Mad-1/Spartan
Those are the only names I can find for Ascension's meal tonight. JBL's stance on Ascension this time: they're 3-0 so far but that doesn't make them the Road Warriors. That right there is all he needed to say on Raw without making the team sound worthless. Ascension brings up the Road Warriors again, saying they couldn't carry their shoulder pads. As for the Powers of Pain, Ascension's power would cause them pain. Konor kicks I think Mad-1 around the ring to start before Viktor clotheslines him on the floor. Back in and Fall of Man is good for the pin at 46 seconds.
The Usos think Monday's firings are unfair but neither is putting them in a triple threat title defense. They'll do what they do though and rise to the occasion to fight for their titles.
Alicia Fox vs. Naomi
This is due to Fox attacking Naomi on Monday after Fox replaced Naomi on Total Divas. Naomi dropkicks her at the bell and hits a running corner splash. Fox comes out of the corner with a sunset flip into a rollup and throws her feet on the ropes to pin Naomi at 1:16. I miss old school cheating like that.
HHH's sitdown interview this week focused on those guys deserved to be fired. Cena begged them to go to war but eventually brought back the Authority as he needed to. That's the kind of guy HHH wants to go to war with, at least until he changes sides and then he'll be on him like a rabid dog.
We look at the ambulance match from Monday.
Bray says Ambrose is just like the rest of the people who tried to climb out of a jar. Fate is a pretty girl with a sword in her hand and she's leading him to a new destination. In three weeks, Bray Wyatt will arrive at the Royal Rumble.
Tag Team Titles: Usos vs. Goldust/Stardust vs. Miz/Damien Mizdow
Usos are defending and it's one fall to a finish. Jey and Miz get things going but Goldust tries to tag himself in early on. Miz shoves Jey down but they go into a pinfall reversal sequence for about four near falls each. We finally settle down to Miz being caught in a headlock with Jimmy coming in off the top to keep Miz in trouble. Miz makes a quick comeback but Stardust tags himself in. A big chop puts him in the corner though and it's back to Jey for a headbutt. Goldust gets in a cheap shot from the apron (and quite the reaction) as Cole is oddly silent.
The Usos send the other brothers and Miz out to the floor (Mizdow is kind enough to do it himself) and the big dives take them down again. Stardust adds the Falling Star but Jimmy takes him out a second later. Jey gets crotched down coming back in and we take a break. Back with Jimmy enziguring Stardust but Miz tags himself in to get the two count. Mizdow tags himself in for the Reality Check and a nice nipup (Cole: Well HBK does have a beard.) but Goldust tags himself in to run Mizdow over.
A jawbreaker gets Mizdow out of a chinlock but Stardust keeps him in trouble. They're fully in meandering mode here. It's back to Goldust for another chinlock before Stardust kicks Miz off the apron. Mizdow gets loose but there's no partner to tag, so he dives over to tag Jey instead. A release Samoan drop puts Stardust down but Goldust saves him from the running Umaga attack. Everything breaks down and the double superkick drops Goldust but Miz makes the save. Stardust low bridges his brother by mistake and Jimmy dives on him for good measure. Back in and the Superfly Splash to Goldust retains the titles at 16:27.
Here's Bad News Barrett with the good news that he's the new Intercontinental Champion. He invites Ziggler out here right now for a rematch before remembering that Ziggler is fired. Barrett officially enters the Royal Rumble and promises to win the title at Wrestlemania.
Sin Cara vs. Bad News Barrett
Non-title and Eden calls this a match instead of a contest. Barrett hammers him down to start and we're already in a chinlock. Cara fights up and hits a spinning springboard headbutt, only to walk into Winds of Change for two. Wasteland is countered into a rollup for two but Cara kicks him in the head, setting up a Swanton for the pin at 2:03. This has to be some kind of a bad running joke right? I often make jokes about how winning the title leads to a losing streak and that joke started with Barrett. Who thinks this is a good idea?
Barrett Bull Hammers him post match.
We get some exclusive comments from the three fired guys after Raw went off the air.
Ryback says he's trained every day to have this job that he loves more than anything. Now the Authority is abusing its power and taken that away from him and it's the worst feeling in the world.
Rowan says disappointment comes to mind.
Ziggler did everything he could at Survivor Series and now he's lost everything.
Daniel Bryan is back in the ring next week.
Roman Reigns/??? vs. Seth Rollins/Big Show
Jobber entrance for Show and Rollins. Reigns has no partner at first but Dean Ambrose comes out to team with him. The look on Rollins' face is similar to Vince when the glass shatters. The former Shield members clear the ring to start, leaving Seth to shout that Dean was taken away in an ambulance. After a meeting on the floor, it's Rollins vs. Ambrose for the opening bell. Dean takes over to start and quickly brings in Reigns to throw Seth into the corner.
Big Show is shouting very loudly tonight and you can hear almost everything he's saying, including HE KNEED HIM IN THE FACE! Show finally pulls Seth out to the floor to get him away from Ambrose as we take a break. Back with Big Show chopping Dean in the corner and kicking his leg out. Hopefully he doesn't just copy Ryback and actually sells the injury. Rollins comes back in and steps on Dean's hand before dropping an elbow on the leg. He takes too much time talking trash though and Dean hops from the good leg to nail Rollins in the face.
Seth is smart enough to go back to the knee though and Ambrose is still in trouble. The Stooges get in some cheap shots on the floor before Big Show just throws Dean around the ring. Dean won't stay down though (even with Big Show telling him to stay down) and raises the good leg in the corner to stop a charge. A tornado DDT is enough to make the hot tag to Reigns as things speed up.
Roman plants Seth with a tilt-a-whirl slam and the Superman Punch takes out both Stooges at the same time. Reigns loads up the spear but walks into a chokeslam, only to have Dean dropkick Show down (with only the good leg connecting). The standing elbow drop puts the Stooges and Kane down, leaving Reigns to spear Rollins for the pin at 12:02.
Results
Big E. b. Adam Rose Big Ending
Ascension b. Mad-1/Spartan Fall of Man to Mad-1
Alicia Fox b. Naomi Rollup with feet on the ropes
Usos b. Miz/Damien Mizdow and Goldust/Stardust Superfly Splash to Goldust
Sin Cara b. Bad News Barrett Swanton Bomb
Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Spear to Rollins
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Bad News Barrett b. Dolph Ziggler Bull Hammer
Ascension b. ???/??? Fall of Man to #1
Roman Reigns b. Big Show via DQ when Big Show used the stairs
Natalya b. Nikki Bella Rollup
Luke Harper b. Erick Rowan Discus lariat
Bray Wyatt b. Dean Ambrose Wyatt threw Ambrose in the ambulance
Seth Rollins/Kane b. Ry back Curb Stomp
Impact Wrestling
Kurt Angle b. MVP Angle Slam
James Storm/Abyss b. Wolves Last Call to Edwards
Austin Aries b. Low Ki Brainbuster
Taryn Terrell won a battle royal last eliminating Havok
Lashley b. Bobby Roode Spear
NXT
Hideo Itami b. Curtis Axel Spinning kick to the head
Sasha Banks b. Alexa Bliss Bank Statement
Tyler Breeze b. Chad Gable Beauty Shot
Lucha Dragons b. Vaudevillains Powerbomb/top rope clothesline combination to English
Smackdown
Big E. b. Adam Rose Big Ending
Ascension b. Mad-1/Spartan Fall of Man to Mad-1
Alicia Fox b. Naomi Rollup with feet on the ropes
Usos b. Miz/Damien Mizdow and Goldust/Stardust Superfly Splash to Goldust
Sin Cara b. Bad News Barrett Swanton Bomb
Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Spear to Rollins