How the Mighty Have Fallen

[Bernkastel]

Maybe in 20 years time they'll remake The Wrestler with Matt Hardy as the lead role.

The ending will be Matt Hardy being fired by WWE, becoming fatter than Yokozuna, then dying of a heart attack. To make it as sad as possible Lita has sex with Edge on his grave.

 

[Diet Soda]

The ending will be Matt Hardy being fired by WWE, becoming fatter than Yokozuna, then dying of a heart attack. To make it as sad as possible Lita has sex with Edge on his grave.

Not before being fired from the supermarket, for eating everything.

 

[akathelaw]

Fat Hardy is the Main Event. He will crush his opponents like he crushes hamburgers.

 

[Suibon]

The ending will be Matt Hardy being fired by WWE, becoming fatter than Yokozuna, then dying of a heart attack. To make it as sad as possible Lita has sex with Edge on his grave.

Not imaginative or sad enough.
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[Lying Retarded Crybaby Troll Bitch]

Every year, the local minor-league baseball team has a "Baseball Brawl" after a game with a bunch of matches & autograph signings. Usually, it includes guys you don't see on TV much anymore, like Snow, Steiner, & Hacksaw.

Just got the schedule for this year's games, & the night features Carlito & Matt...Thinking I'll skip it.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

OMG Bull Dredd is at this show??

I AM THERE