James Comey Testifies Before Congress

[enviousdominous]

It's being called the most important Senate hearing in decades (by CNN). DECADES! This makes it bigger than.... well, that's still pretty big.

Yesterday Dan Coats and Admiral Rogers stonewalled the Senate Intelligence Committee, and Andrew McCabe and Rod Rosenstein just played dumb and useless.

James Comey will surely be forthcoming, but the big question is if his testimony will provide sufficient evidence to suggest that President Donald Trump obstructed justice. By the way; give a hoot, don't obstruct justice.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm watching the pre-show on CNN. Their correspondents sound like they want to see a bloodbath.

 

[enviousdominous]

Chris Cuomo: We are just minutes away from THE BIG EVENT.

OH SNAP! There's a pro-Trump commercial.

 

[enviousdominous]

Watching these commercials, I think CNN caters to a lot of gullible old people. (uh oh)

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh thank God, I had myself psyched up and Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer quickly wrecked my high with their mundaneness.

 

[enviousdominous]

CNN is filming James Comey's car leaving its house. Damn, I bet $1,000 that he would take a segway.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

After yesterday's letter I don't expect this to accomplish much.

 

[enviousdominous]

"Awkward silence" seems to be 2017's theme.

I think Donald's approval rating would go up if it turned out that he really did solicit hookers in Russia.

 

[enviousdominous]

After yesterday's letter I don't expect this to accomplish much.

Personally, I'm expecting the planet to explode.

 

[enviousdominous]

I really hope that James' letter was a swerve, and that he says something completely different.

 

[enviousdominous]

They should make everyone in that line roshambo for a chance to get into the hearing room.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I really hope that James' letter was a swerve, and that he says something completely different.

I don't know if I would be shocked more if that happened or how shocked I am learning that you and Comey are on a first name basis.

 

[enviousdominous]

I don't know if I would be shocked more if that happened or how shocked I am learning that you and Comey are on a first name basis.

He has a first name, and he's no longer a prominent member of the Department of Justice. He's just a regular old dude now.

 

[enviousdominous]

Everyone in the hearing room is taking pictures of the chair where James is going to sit. I think someone put a tac on it.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

He has a first name, and he's no longer a prominent member of the Department of Justice. He's just a regular old dude now.

He's still about a foot taller than me.

 

[enviousdominous]

I hope Sen Kamala Harris is as combative today as she was yesterday.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

He has quite a John Lauranitus quality to him.

 

[enviousdominous]

He's still about a foot taller than me.

Yeah, he would probably club me over the head like The Great Khali if I called him James.

 

[enviousdominous]

He has quite a John Lauranitus quality to him.

I was wrong earlier, he's not just some old dude. He's just some dynamic dude.

 

[enviousdominous]

Seeing the CNN correspondents sitting outside the Senate, squinting uncomfortably, makes me wish for a wind gust to blow their papers everywhere.

 

[enviousdominous]

Huh, a commercial for oil from the American Petroleum Institute. I better go buy some oil.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Huh, a commercial for oil from the American Petroleum Institute. I better go buy some oil.

Either you buy coal or turn in your citizenship.

 

[enviousdominous]

Either you buy coal or turn in your citizenship.

Carbon is an essential nutrient for survival, I'm going to eat a big bowl of coal.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I'm not watching. Let me know if you see anyone in the audience who looks like they could be Comey's brother from Italy.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm not watching. Let me know if you see anyone in the audience who looks like they could be Comey's brother from Italy.

You're not missing anything. I don't see anyone from Italy, I just see a bunch of jackass members of the press rubber necking like they're going to find something else to take a picture of.