Los Matadors pants are way too tight

[Scrotie McBoogerballs]

Come on, we really don't need to see the outline of people penises when we watch a totally hetro sport like pro wrestling. My wife pointed it out, now I can't help but stare at every match. Also anyone else notice El Torito is stuffing?

 

[The Butcher]

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[Spidey Revivey]

Pro wrestling is hetero? Well this was 4 years of my life I'm not getting back.

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[ABMorales787]

The fuck is "hetro"?

 

[BaconBits]

During hot man on man action, occasionally penis might become involved. Deal with it.

 

[Scrotie McBoogerballs]

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the penis in general, I just don't want them rammed down our throats.

 

[ABMorales787]

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the penis in general, I just don't want them rammed down our throats.

Alright, this is getting stupid. Stop it before you step on the homophobia line.

 

[BaconBits]

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the penis in general, I just don't want them rammed down our throats.

What if it's slid down the throat gently?

 

[smizzy]

Your mom is too tight.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Come on, we really don't need to see the outline of people penises when we watch a totally hetro sport like pro wrestling. My wife pointed it out, now I can't help but stare at every match. Also anyone else notice El Torito is stuffing?

Tell us more about all the times your wife had guy's dicks coming out of her mouth.

 

[Dirk]

If anything, their pants aren't tight enough. If you squish the human body like a tube of toothpaste*, think how huge their upper bodies will look.

*For the purposes of this exercise, you're squeezing the tube from the bottom, like you should.

 

[Wolf Pac]

Los Matadores, Sandow...

That's why they say real men wear pink.

 

[OYDK]

Why you starin dawg

 

[Scrotie McBoogerballs]

Alright, this is getting stupid. Stop it before you step on the homophobia line.

Don't you have humour in the US?

 

[ABMorales787]

Don't you have humour in the US?

We have rules on WZ, genius.

 

[The Warlord]

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[Viola Moonlight]

You had the potential wrestling dad joke and you completely ruined it. Even worse, it took 17 posts to point it out:

Los Matadors pants are way too tight - you can see they're colons!

 

[The Butcher]

Now that we're noticing this kind of stuff, check out Goldust's ass in Macho Machismo's sig. He's got a 'stupid, sexy Flanders' thing going on:

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[ABMorales787]

You had the potential wrestling dad joke and you completely ruined it. Even worse, it took 17 posts to point it out:

Los Matadors pants are way too tight - you can see they're colons!

That joke doesn't work if you say it out loud.