MITB 2017

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Featuring 11 superstars in 2 matches, the winners of which can carry around briefcases up to a year and lose every match they're in prior to the cashing in!
Also the "in-ring debut" (not really) of Lana as she possibly gets ripped bald by SD Women's Champion Naomi.
Plus, Orton gets his rematch in his home town against our unhinderable JINDER, and the New Day find out if Day One is truly H.
So who's here for the Kickoff?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Zero matches I'm looking forward to. Probably the weakest PPV card of the year. I'll watch it anyway in case it ends up being good.

 

[shafe_41]

Zero matches I'm looking forward to. Probably the weakest PPV card of the year. I'll watch it anyway in case it ends up being good.

Good. With no expectations, it's easy to thrill.

I think almost every match will be decent. MitB matches rarely disappoint.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

That Mahal/Orton video package made the feud seem way fucking more interesting than it really is.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Renee is just beautiful.

 

[shafe_41]

So how many matches will the Hype Bros have before Ryder turns? Three? Two? Tonight?

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Glad to see that Ryder is back and that Mojo's singles push was virtually inexistent.

 

[shafe_41]

These two have been irrelevant for so long I legitimately don't remember which one is Primo and which one is Epico.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Mojo seems like the type of wrestler that would have thrived in the 80's.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

These two have been irrelevant for so long I legitimately don't remember which one is Primo and which one is Epico.

Primo has mas facial hair.
Or, at least he did. Looks like he's clean shaven now. Lol idk either then

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Best tag division in the world? Oh fuck off JBL, you worthless piece of Rene Dupree shit

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Decent match for what it was.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I think AJ Styles is going to win the case tonight.

 

[BaconBits]

I expect this to be pretty generic, hopefully that means it's good.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

I hope either Zayn or Corbin wins.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

 

[klunderbunker]

Charlotte gets better looking every time I see her.

 

[enviousdominous]

Don Knotts: Why are there so many ladders? The brochure said there'd only be a few ladders. This is a terrible vacation!

 

[Snugglebites]

Tamina's winning this.

 

[BaconBits]

Who's eating the biggest bump? I'll say Nattie.

 

[Wildcat66]

Money in the bank, show 'em what chu think! That's what SvR 2007 told me.

 

[enviousdominous]

James Ellsworth borrowed an outfit from David Byrne.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

So apparently Tamina is 39, well shit

 

[shafe_41]

Nattie is winning this.

 

[enviousdominous]

Don't look at Dawn Marie while you look in the past.