Monday Night Raw - 15/5 - It's My Birthday In Some Countries!

[Randy Orton's Head Blood]

Monday Night Raw, May 15th 2016

- The Miz takes on Dean Ambrose tonight, looking to once again become the Intercontinental Champion!

- Sheamus & Cesaro are the number one contenders to the Hardy Boyz Raw Tag Titles

- Seth Rollins & Samoa Joe still hate each other

- Braun's out for 6 months *gasp*

- Roman Sucks










- Oh & it's technically May 16th over here in the UK so I've just turned 23!​

Who's here?!

 

[BaconBits]

I be here. Unfortunately, for the next six months, Braun won't.

 

[BaconBits]

Kurt opening the show is always cool.

 

[shafe_41]

Large pizza in front of me. Raw's on. Going to see Chris Rock tomorrow night. Life is good. Let's just hope this doesn't suck like last week.

 

[BaconBits]

Bray is going to win that match by fuckery just to be fed to Brock.

 

[shafe_41]

Wait... Braun out six MONTHS? What happened to 6-8 weeks?

 

[klunderbunker]

I like the opening. It gets to the point and solves the issues brought on by the injury. Simple yet efective.

 

[BaconBits]

Wait... Braun out six MONTHS? What happened to 6-8 weeks?

I'm going to guess it was worse then they thought when he went in for surgery.

 

[Navi]

Finn killed all of them. Braun out for 6 months, goodness, well this is going to suck.

 

[shafe_41]

I'm going to guess it was worse then they thought when he went in for surgery.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.

 

[Snugglebites]

These 4 should know that you don't mess with The Big Dog. They'll all end up like Braun.

 

[shafe_41]

So Fatal 5 way, Ambrose/Miz likely, Alexa/somebody for the title, Neville/somebody for the title, Hardy's for the titles... can't wait to see what the other two or so matches are and what the pre-show will be.

 

[BaconBits]

So Fatal 5 way, Ambrose/Miz likely, Alexa/somebody for the title, Neville/somebody for the title, Hardy's for the titles... can't wait to see what the other two or so matches are and what the pre-show will be.

I'd guess some mess with Apollo Crews to further that Titus brand storyline for the pre show, some tag clusterfuck to figure out the next number one contender for the tag titles (and whoever wins that will totally telegraph the title match result) and Big Show squashing some fool.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sweet. House show in Lexington in July.

 

[shafe_41]

As average as I think Extreme Rules will be... I'm still psyched to go. Ordered my "Little Miss Bliss" shirt and will wear that shit proudly.

 

[Snugglebites]

I'm one of the few that isn't really bothered if Matt is "broken" or not.

 

[Navi]

As average as I think Extreme Rules will be... I'm still psyched to go. Ordered my "Little Miss Bliss" shirt and will wear that shit proudly.

We need a picture of that. They just advertised that tonight only t-shirts are as low as $10.00 so I hope you got your's at a good price.

 

[shafe_41]

We need a picture of that. They just advertised that tonight only t-shirts are as low as $10.00 so I hope you got your's at a good price.

I actually ordered it last week when they were buy one get one for $1. Also picked up the classic Raw is Jericho shirt.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Sup guys and Navi, tuned in just as Bálor interrupted Reigns. Decent show so far and WOW Foxy beat Sasha.

 

[shafe_41]

I mean yeah first time one on one but I'm pretty sure we've seen Rollins/Wyatt during Shield/Wyatts matches multiple times in various incarnations.

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

Really? Alicia Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooox beats Sasha? Oh well, if they made Ginger Indian no1 contender I guess anything is possible.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm a bigger Alicia fan than most but.....what?

 

[Snugglebites]

No dodgy referee to help Sasha this week = no win.

 

[shafe_41]

As weird as it sounds... I'm buying Jinder as a more entertaining champion than Orton.

 

[shafe_41]

Also... The Miz deserves a Universal Title run. He's been more money than Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau in Swingers the last 18 months.