Paradise Lost, by John Milton.
Paradise Lost is the first epic-length poem that was written in English and in Blank Verse, which is essentially a poem that doesn't rhyme. Pretty big deal, when all we had before then as The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri and Shakespeare's wimpy iambic pentameter.
For those of you not in the know, Paradise Lost is Milton's attempt to creatively extrapolate the first book of the Bible, Genesis. He opens with God talking to Jesus, saying essentially "I know they're going to sin and fall from Eden. I want that to happen. Because I must have a sinning populace to send you down to die for. It's how I have foretold the future, and how I will make the ultimate sacrifice for my creation."
He moves on to Satan's fall, blah blah blah blah. The action, and where I'm focused on for this thread, is Satan's tempting of Eve. After a rather long exposition in which Satan blames God for creating him in such a way to necessitate his fall (rather deep for a being who knows nothing but evil, huh?) Satan takes the form of a frog and stalks Eden. He sees Eve and Adam conversing.
Paraphrase-tastic:
Pause.
Adam is fulfilling the role of the Protector archetype. This is important. Males are usually the Protector. He is also the archetypal male, in that he is the head of the family and he is the boss of the family. He is strong, he is wise. Literarily speaking, this is where the man should be.
Eve is playing the role of the Subservient woman archetype. Before this she had actually gotten sidetracked after coming to life because she was too busy fawning over her own reflection in the water. She is straight up shown as ditsy and not as intelligent as Adam. By a long shot. The angels only speak with Adam, Adam built their home, Eve was made from Adam and she bequeaths her whole life to him when she first awakens.
Continue:
Adam breaks the first rule of the male archetype. He went against all rational judgment and gave into his lustful urges. Paradise Lost makes no qualms about it. Adam let Eve on her own, and risked the fate of all Humanity, because he wanted some sex later in the day.
Eve uses her body to convince Adam to let her go and do her thang. Fully condoning the sin of Lust.
In this single exchange Eve has circumvented Adam's archetype. He has failed to protect the family, to use his wisdom to keep those he loves safe. He has failed miserably at doing his duty.
Not but a few hours later Eve finds herself at the tree of Knowledge. She hears a voice, that of Satan, whispering in her ear. Eve is taken over by the fear of Adam leaving her for another woman. She is convinced that eating this apple will give her the knowledge she needs to keep Adam from leaving her. She takes the apple and eats it.
The Earth sighed in woe. Not good.
Eve takes the apple to Adam. Adam was making a pretty wreath of flowers for Eve, probably to give to her for some sex. Adam loved that sex.
Adam is horrified by what Eve has done. Eve repents to Adam and to God, asking God to only punish her. To only cast her out of Eden. Adam says "No, if you're going so am I." He bites the fruit.
Earth trembled from her entrails. Earthquakes, people. Thunder roared. Rain fell in torrents. All because Adam ate an apple. Compared to this, no one really gave a shit when Eve at the apple.
Blah blah blah, Jesus comes to Eden and passes judgement, Archangel Michael tells them that everything is going to be fine in the long run because Jesus Christ will come and save Humanity in the Second Coming just before he takes them away (holding their hands) as Eden begins to burn in a fiery torrent.
The Point:
Milton doesn't exactly make any bones about it. Everything was fine when Adam did his job as a man and protected the family. Adam was the wise man, the protector, the provider, the everything he had to be.
When he failed that position, Eden burned.
Some take solace in Milton's description of Humanity in Book 12. Milton shows Adam and Eve as a loving couple who band together to face this new unknown. Their love will fix all of this, essentially.
But what I'm focused more on is the archetypal questions Milton proposes. Is it that necessary for Man to protect his family? I mean, we see what happens when Eve becomes the intelligent one. The minute she becomes wise (and Adam reduced to the innocent female archetype) the whole of Eden is in for some tough shit.
We know of the Christian craziness in the Middle Ages. Women being beaten and killed over the blame of Original Sin, women being forced to dress in cloth that was barely more than a tent so that no one could see their figure, women being called skanky and of Satan if they don't smell horrid. They clearly blamed women, as an extension of Eve, for the fall of Man. Pretty shitty if you ask me.
But should the same apply today? Women are becoming more and more..powerful when it comes to family. More men are staying home while their wife goes out and makes a paycheck. While studies have shown that women hate this and it often leads to divorce, it happens. Women are, quite simply, becoming more powerful in today's society.
And while I'm one for not caring about a woman telling me what to do (if she's my boss, I do what she says. If she isn't, and it doesn't make sense, I don't do it. Same with men.), some people really do care. I would say a larger portion of people then we really care to admit.
Do those who don't respect women (at least enough to answer to them) have something to go on?
Or is all of this silly, and the true blame to be placed on Adam? That's where I place my blame. Bastard shoulda put his foot down. When Archangel Michael tells you Satan is going around fucking shit up, you listen to him. If you don't get the sex you don't get the sex.
Stake your claim.
Paradise Lost is the first epic-length poem that was written in English and in Blank Verse, which is essentially a poem that doesn't rhyme. Pretty big deal, when all we had before then as The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri and Shakespeare's wimpy iambic pentameter.
For those of you not in the know, Paradise Lost is Milton's attempt to creatively extrapolate the first book of the Bible, Genesis. He opens with God talking to Jesus, saying essentially "I know they're going to sin and fall from Eden. I want that to happen. Because I must have a sinning populace to send you down to die for. It's how I have foretold the future, and how I will make the ultimate sacrifice for my creation."
He moves on to Satan's fall, blah blah blah blah. The action, and where I'm focused on for this thread, is Satan's tempting of Eve. After a rather long exposition in which Satan blames God for creating him in such a way to necessitate his fall (rather deep for a being who knows nothing but evil, huh?) Satan takes the form of a frog and stalks Eden. He sees Eve and Adam conversing.
Paraphrase-tastic:
Eve: We have so much work to do! Why don't we split up?
Adam: Sorry beautiful wife of mine. Archangel Michael told me that Satan is stalking us. He wants to make us blaspheme God. We must stick together, as to resist temptation.
Pause.
Adam is fulfilling the role of the Protector archetype. This is important. Males are usually the Protector. He is also the archetypal male, in that he is the head of the family and he is the boss of the family. He is strong, he is wise. Literarily speaking, this is where the man should be.
Eve is playing the role of the Subservient woman archetype. Before this she had actually gotten sidetracked after coming to life because she was too busy fawning over her own reflection in the water. She is straight up shown as ditsy and not as intelligent as Adam. By a long shot. The angels only speak with Adam, Adam built their home, Eve was made from Adam and she bequeaths her whole life to him when she first awakens.
Continue:
Eve: But Adam....(she rubs up against him)...I want to get work done so that we aren't so tired at night!
Adam: (Getting lustful)...alright. You can go.
Adam breaks the first rule of the male archetype. He went against all rational judgment and gave into his lustful urges. Paradise Lost makes no qualms about it. Adam let Eve on her own, and risked the fate of all Humanity, because he wanted some sex later in the day.
Eve uses her body to convince Adam to let her go and do her thang. Fully condoning the sin of Lust.
In this single exchange Eve has circumvented Adam's archetype. He has failed to protect the family, to use his wisdom to keep those he loves safe. He has failed miserably at doing his duty.
Not but a few hours later Eve finds herself at the tree of Knowledge. She hears a voice, that of Satan, whispering in her ear. Eve is taken over by the fear of Adam leaving her for another woman. She is convinced that eating this apple will give her the knowledge she needs to keep Adam from leaving her. She takes the apple and eats it.
Her rash hand in evil hour
Forth reaching to the fruit, she plucked, she eat:
Earth felt the wound, and Nature from her seat,
Sighing through all her works, gave signs of woe
That all was lost.
The Earth sighed in woe. Not good.
Eve takes the apple to Adam. Adam was making a pretty wreath of flowers for Eve, probably to give to her for some sex. Adam loved that sex.
Adam is horrified by what Eve has done. Eve repents to Adam and to God, asking God to only punish her. To only cast her out of Eden. Adam says "No, if you're going so am I." He bites the fruit.
Earth trembl'd from her entrails, as again
In pangs, and Nature gave a second groan,
Skie lowr'd, and muttering Thunder, som sad drops
Wept at compleating of the mortal Sin
Original;
Earth trembled from her entrails. Earthquakes, people. Thunder roared. Rain fell in torrents. All because Adam ate an apple. Compared to this, no one really gave a shit when Eve at the apple.
Blah blah blah, Jesus comes to Eden and passes judgement, Archangel Michael tells them that everything is going to be fine in the long run because Jesus Christ will come and save Humanity in the Second Coming just before he takes them away (holding their hands) as Eden begins to burn in a fiery torrent.
The Point:
Milton doesn't exactly make any bones about it. Everything was fine when Adam did his job as a man and protected the family. Adam was the wise man, the protector, the provider, the everything he had to be.
When he failed that position, Eden burned.
Some take solace in Milton's description of Humanity in Book 12. Milton shows Adam and Eve as a loving couple who band together to face this new unknown. Their love will fix all of this, essentially.
But what I'm focused more on is the archetypal questions Milton proposes. Is it that necessary for Man to protect his family? I mean, we see what happens when Eve becomes the intelligent one. The minute she becomes wise (and Adam reduced to the innocent female archetype) the whole of Eden is in for some tough shit.
We know of the Christian craziness in the Middle Ages. Women being beaten and killed over the blame of Original Sin, women being forced to dress in cloth that was barely more than a tent so that no one could see their figure, women being called skanky and of Satan if they don't smell horrid. They clearly blamed women, as an extension of Eve, for the fall of Man. Pretty shitty if you ask me.
But should the same apply today? Women are becoming more and more..powerful when it comes to family. More men are staying home while their wife goes out and makes a paycheck. While studies have shown that women hate this and it often leads to divorce, it happens. Women are, quite simply, becoming more powerful in today's society.
And while I'm one for not caring about a woman telling me what to do (if she's my boss, I do what she says. If she isn't, and it doesn't make sense, I don't do it. Same with men.), some people really do care. I would say a larger portion of people then we really care to admit.
Do those who don't respect women (at least enough to answer to them) have something to go on?
Or is all of this silly, and the true blame to be placed on Adam? That's where I place my blame. Bastard shoulda put his foot down. When Archangel Michael tells you Satan is going around fucking shit up, you listen to him. If you don't get the sex you don't get the sex.
Stake your claim.