Three years in a row, Randy Orton has boldly entered the annual WrestleZone Tournament and, well, been a bit of a non-entity really. I don't say this because he hasn't done well - I say it because I can't remember how he did. Did he even have a headquarters last year? I can't remember. Enter Sam, the man who is yet to back a tournament winner. Maybe I could PM some people asking them for their-- ahem. Where were we? Ah yes.
Official Legend Killer Tour of 2010 FAQ:
Sam, why are you such a cunt?
I was born this way.
Not backing Kurt Angle this year?
He'll get my support when he joins a proper wrestling company.
You've always been a closet Orton fan, haven't you?
When he wrecked that hotel room, I died a little inside.
Alright, why Randy Orton then?
I'll be honest with you, I was searching for wrestlers that had the best easily available renders so I could make a good sig. That didn't really happen - I couldn't find any good fonts. Still, I'm unsure why Orton hasn't made much of an impact on this tournament yet. Edge has, largely because he's 'sneaky'. And because people panic when presented with basic logic. On the back of a pretty significant face turn, I'm confident Orton can do well. Besides, his entire MO used to be taking out legends. Not a better gimmick for this tournament. Prepare for plenty of "the RKO would just hype him up" and "he's got a special anti-punt mist" posts, I guess. Vintage WrestleZone.
I'll save myself more work by giving an excuse like, erm, I'm saving my arguments for the tournament. That's the one. Wouldn't want my opponents to get the drop on me, would I?
