Smackdown Live 5/30: Hardbody Maharaja Era continues

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

The Addiction Network commercial:
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That's a bit out of order...

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Oh that's Randy Orton.

 

[klunderbunker]

Which one was that? I don't think I've seen it.

It might have been XIX though it might have been a regular pay per view.

 

[enviousdominous]

Randy won't talk about what he's going to do in his rematch, but he'll lecture us on the minutia regarding the definition of respect.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I wonder if Cowboy Bob Ortons arm still in a cast?

 

[enviousdominous]

It might have been XIX though it might have been a regular pay per view.

I think I missed that one on purpose because of Fred Durst, I'll have to check it out now.

 

[klunderbunker]

He's still an average performer with a fresh coat of paint. I shouldn't be saying that about the WOrld Champion.

 

[klunderbunker]

I wonder if Cowboy Bob Ortons arm still in a cast?

Met him in Orlando. Alas no, and oddly enough he seemed confused that I asked about it.

 

[Navi]

Okay that didn't work for me at all.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Are they jerking him off?

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

He's still an average performer with a fresh coat of paint. I shouldn't be saying that about the WOrld Champion.

Heels in the 80s must've sucked for you.

 

[shafe_41]

Well that was extremely below average and less than enthralling.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I'm sure AJ will make Ziggler look like a million dollars like he does everyone else.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

meh face Randy

 

[enviousdominous]

Breezango set the bar a little too high for Jinder.

 

[Sagg1298]

Somewhere, the Singh brothers are still clapping..

 

[enviousdominous]

Speaking of mediocre with a new coat of paint, it's Dolph Ziggler.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Randy should become India-like and join Jinder's gang so he can eventually turn on him and win the title again.

 

[Snugglebites]

Randy should become India-like and join Jinder's gang so he can eventually turn on him and win the title again.

Burning down a Mosque might anger some people...

 

[klunderbunker]

Heels in the 80s must've sucked for you.

How many heels were World Champions in the 80s?

Iron Sheik, Flair, Race, Savage.....dang is that it?

Yeah they're really not in the same category as Mahal.

 

[Navi]

Burning down a Mosque might anger some people...

Could nickname him Jihad Jinder.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Burning down a Mosque might anger some people...

Most Indians are Hindu not Muslim.

 

[enviousdominous]

Burning down a Mosque might anger some people...

Um, Hindus don't use Mosques. They use Mandirs.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

How many heels were World Champions in the 80s?

Iron Sheik, Flair, Race, Savage.....dang is that it?

Yeah they're really not in the same category as Mahal.

But there was only one brand and world title back then too, and looking at Smackdown's other options for a heel world champion...
Owens? He's US champ.
Rusev? Injured.
Miz would've been great but he was moved to Raw. I won't even go into Wyatt.
Corbin? Hardly a better choice considering his booking.
Ziggler? See Corbin.
Granted booking isn't the greatest excuse since Mahal was jobbing 2 months ago but still.

 

[Sagg1298]

Burning down a Mosque might anger some people...

Going by the recent developments in the country, he'll get charged in a court in 2042 for such an act.