Somebody's in the ocean right now.

[WBL]

So a couple of days ago, I heard about a website that, if you post a certain tracking module on your site, a simple URL link, that they can track where web traffic to your site in coming from. I put this up a couple of days ago, after letting people here know where my site is.

Now, again, I don't want to seem like I'm ceaselessly plugging my stuff, so instead of giving you the link to my site or to the tracking site, all I did was take a snapshot of what the map looked like today.

First thing I noticed was that I'm getting a lot of traffic from Europe. That was kinda cool, I do have some friends in the UK.

But then I looked closer. Look closely at the picture.

The western most dot and the eastern most dot.

Someone is visiting my website from the middle of the ocean.

Which begs the question...

Which of you fuckers is underwater right now?

 

[The Butcher]

That dot on the right is me. I live in Samoa. I visited your website for the people. I visited for The Rock.

 

[smizzy]

This guy. He loves your work.

Spoiler

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Amelia Earhart is a fan.


Too soon?

 

[smizzy]

Amelia Earhart is a fan.


Too soon?

Distasteful, sir. Her family is still clinging onto hope and you're going to depict her at the bottom of the ocean like that?

#BringAmeliaHome2k14

 

[The Butcher]

Has the dot moved at all?

 

[WBL]

I was concerned is was this asshole trying to sponge off of my bandwidth. Apparently he lives in a pineapple under the sea behind seven proxies.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

It looks like some fucker from Kazakhstan is into your shizzwizzle.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

It looks like some fucker from Kazakhstan is into your shizzwizzle.

 

[nightmare]

Its probably someone from Malaysia airlines, floating along & keeping themselves entertained as they wait for rescue.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I like. My favorite the one wrestler, he call the Penis crusher. Very much best wrestler in all Kazakhstan. He crush every wawee they have front of him.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

It's Scuba Steve.

 

[Lee]

It's Hawaii.

 

[The Butcher]

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[Shadowmancer]

Hawaii is one of them. The other looks to be the Northern Mariana Islands

 

[ABMorales787]

Gentlemen, I believe we've found Atlantis.

 

[Lee]

The one on the right is Guam.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Gentlemen, I believe we've found Atlantis.

Possibly Ry'leh

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

It's Hawaii.

Spoiler

Doesn't look anywhere close to the dot to me. Maybe you should stick to pointing out foriegn geography and leave the rest to the Americans.

 

[The Butcher]

We're slowly but surely moving it in to swap it with Florida.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Not sure why we decided to crash Alaska into Mexico though. As if the cartel was not already a big enough problem and we just fed them another state.

 

[The Butcher]

"The Palins are on vacation! Quick, let's haul ass to Mexico before they get back! No time to pack, just take the whole state."

-Alaskans

 

[Wolf Pac]

 

[nightmare]

Not sure why we decided to crash Alaska into Mexico though. As if the cartel was not already a big enough problem and we just fed them another state.

Mexicans like to barter. They wanted some ice & snow, we needed more weed & coke. Even trade.