The Twilight 'Zonies

[Cena's Little Helper]

If I get approval, I hope to add six extra categories to The 'Zonies. Here they are:

Best Use of Subtitles In A Film (this was a great category that shouldn't have been scrapped)

Most Underrated English-Speaking Actor

Hollywood's Biggest Tragedy

Most Unbelievable/Contrived Action Hero

Best Troma Film

Best Non-Human Film Character

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

*Worst Bruce Willis Performance*

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Best Use of Subtitles In A Film -

The Passion of the Christ, The Godfather Part II

Most Underrated English-Speaking Actor
(I'm guessing this means currently working?)

Tim Roth, Stephen Dorff, Peter Stormare, Ben Foster, and Cillian Murphy.

Hollywood's Biggest Tragedy

James Dean dying at age 24, Heath Ledger dying at age 28, Sharon Tate murdered by the Manson Family, and Marilyn Monroe dying at age 36.

Most Unbelievable/Contrived Action Hero

Patrick Swayze in Road House, John Cena in The Marine, John Cena in 12 Rounds, Hulk Hogan in Suburban Commando, and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon (all of them).

Best Troma Film

The Toxic Avenger I, II, III, Class of Nuke 'Em High and Redneck Zombies. Only ones I've seen.

Best Non-Human Film Character

Spock in any Star Trek film, HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Terminator in Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Gollum in LOTR II and III, and Robert De Niro as Louis Cyphre.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film - Downfall

Most Underrated English-Speaking Actor - Laurence Fishburne

Hollywood's Biggest Tragedy - Sharon Tate's Murder

Most Unbelievable/Contrived Action Hero - Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Last Action Hero

Best Troma Film - Cannibal! The Musical

Best Non-Human Character - Scar in The Lion King