The Zonies - Wrestlezone Movie Awards

[IrishCanadian25]

So I want to run a small set of threads where we debate the first ever all-time ZONIE AWARDS. I want this thread to act as a discussion forum for categories. The basics will be a part of it:

Best Film
Best Action Film
Best Sports Film
Best Actor
Best Actress
etc.

But I want to include some fun, niche discussions:

Biggest Movie Badass
Best Nude Scene / Sex Scene (non-porn)
Best Monolouge
Most Awesome Shit Movie
Most Gruesome Movie
etc.

Please give me some ideas!!!!

 

[JGlass]

This is an all time list? Awesome, I'll post my picks when I get the chance.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Yes, all time. And I don't want any nominations yet, just categories for the awards.

 

[Stormtrooper]

how about (since this is a wrestling forum) Best Movie starring a Professional Wrestler in a Lead Role?

 

[JGlass]

Ohhh, got it.

Best actor/actress that plays the same character over and over again

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Ohhh, I like it. "Best Typecast Actor / Actress." Like Joe Pseci - crazy mobster guy.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Best Display of Anger in a Film

 

[gd]

Best Performance by Samuel L. Jackson

 

[JGlass]

Best Performance by Samuel L. Jackson

From this, I say we have a category for Best Angry Black Man performance.

 

[INDYjon22]

Most gruesome mainstream movie goes to Piranha 3D hands down. No other movie even comes close.

 

[gd]

Hostel dog eating penis

 

[Shocky]

I saw the title and was hoping Wrestlezone was making a Goonies faction. ;-(

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

How about these two...

The Anti Shirley Temple Award for least nauseous child performance.

The M Night Shyamalan Award for the actor / director who has disappeared the furthest up his/ her/ their own ass(es).

 

[Coco]

Best "Today I Settle All Family Business" Sequence

Second Godfather reference today. I should stop now.

 

[INDYjon22]

Wait, is this like an all time kind of thing or from the past year?

EDIT: Apparently is, in which case I take back my nomination of Piranha 3D.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Best Mass Murder Scene

 

[Coco]

Shut the fuck up, FunKay.

 

[Mac Attack]

I honestly sent a PM to Dave asking if I could do basically this but in the movies and television section(with a few changes), and now I see it is being done by IC. Disappointed.

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

Best Trailer for a Horrible Movie

Funniest Non-Comedy (ex. The Human Centipede)

 

[Mr. Truth]

Best movie to watch while high.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Funniest Non-Comedy (ex. The Human Centipede)

Surely Showgirls is a sure in?

 

[Tastycles]

Best anal scene.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Best anal scene.

Sean William Scott in Roadtrip

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

So I want to run a small set of threads where we debate the first ever all-time ZONIE AWARDS. I want this thread to act as a discussion forum for categories. The basics will be a part of it:

Best Film: 8 1/2
Best Action Film: Robocop
Best Sports Film: Hoop Dreams
Best Actor: Vincent Cassel
Best Actress: Giulietta Masina
etc.

But I want to include some fun, niche discussions:

Biggest Movie Badass: Choda Boy, Practitioner of Hamster Style (from Orgazmo)
Best Nude Scene / Sex Scene (non-porn): Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places or Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain
Best Monolouge: James Caan from Thief or Richard Grant from Withnail and I
Most Awesome Shit Movie: Troll 2
Most Gruesome Movie: Dead-alive
etc.

Please give me some ideas!!!!

I filled it out for you. I know you said you didn't want people giving their nominations just yet but I couldn't resist. Apologies and thanks in advance.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Troll 2 ftw