This has to be the worst song lyrics to a song ever

[Bernkastel]

I've heard some pretty ridiculous song lyrics, some that are so offensive that they are actually hilarious

"raped by Elephants" by Torsofuck

others mean well in their message, but are badly delivered

"Lucky" by Brittney Spears

These lyrics are neither hilarious nor in the slightest bit meaningful far worse than anything Fergie, Hannah Montana, Aaron Carter, the Jonas Brothers, or any other pop artist of the month have ever written.

If you listen to the song, it's no mystery as to why it's popular; however, the lyrics are so bad that not even the catchiest of beats can save it.

"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha (yes, she actually spells her name this way)

Tik Tok Lyrics

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddi
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door - I'm gonna hit this city (Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talkin' bout - pedicures on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite cd's
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

[CHORUS]
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Til we see the sunlight

TiK ToK, on the clock
Put the Party on stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh


Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Aint got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talkin' bout - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryna touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin' til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us - (down)-man

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Ima fight
Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

No, the party don't start till I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

The fact that this song is popular despite its catchy beat makes me weep for the future of music. And P. Diddy should no longer be allowed to produce music.

 

[NSL]

Thank you for killing more of my brain cells

 

[Bernkastel]

I can literally feel my brain cells dying while reading it, I might as well be huffing a can of aerosol.

 

[FromTheSouth]

It's not a bad song when a girl is on stage dancing naked to it.

Especially, if she's got a baby bump, eh, Ech?

 

[Bernkastel]

It's not a bad song when a girl is on stage dancing naked to it.

Especially, if she's got a baby bump, eh, Ech?

At that point I'd ignore the song completely, a fire alarm could go off and I still wouldn't care

 

[Kanye South]

Kesha or k3$h@ or however you spell it is still hot. She looks like a ****e though.

I'd hit it and quit it.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I hate this fucking song so much. My friend likes it and I hate her for playing it all the time

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I wish my Ganja man would call me back so I could kill brain cells the proper way!

 

[The Pope CTC MEM]

My gf and I both hate the song, the music is good, she is hot but the lyrics are shit

 

[PEP3]

It makes me glad that I couldn't make it to her show when she played here. My friend is her publicist, so we were getting in free, but I just wasn't feeling it. Thank God.

 

[Tastycles]

That is terrible, but I think this is still worse

LIFE

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)

 

[PEP3]

The thing about Ke$ha's song that bothers me even worse than the horrible lyrics is that it's basically a rip-off in both sound and instrumentation to songs by other artists. It's primarily a mutation of a couple songs by Pink, Fergie and a couple of other more established stars, none of which Ke$ha can compare to vocally.

The saving grace is that she's clearly destined to be a flash-in-the-pan. After her debut CD, I'm almost certain we'll never hear from her again.

 

[Shadowmancer]

There is a reason I no longer listen to radio stations.