Onward to Victory Road, TNA takes step one in taking iMPACT! itself on the road as iMPACT! airs this and next week from Fayetteville, NorCal. Sweet Jesus, thank you so much. Tonight is a heavily promoted night with all sorts of weird stuff jammed in it.
Bells chime and chairs smash the mat. Love is in the air. The Jarretts are set to renew their wedding vows. But not everyone is happy. As Karen's ex-husband, Kurt is forced to give her away. Why would this be bad for Angle? He threw the skank away once, why not again? Oh, right. It's wrestling with Russo.
Yup. That's right. A security team. Again. Instead of being billed as Immortal Security like the fifty other security squads turned tag teams in TNA, they are just Gunner and Murphy. The two Paul Blart wannabe's are set to face the TNA Tag Champs in a title match as the "war" between Fourtune and Immortal "rages" on. The scariest part, they have a shot at winning. While we're at it, why's that jabroni sticking his mouth out? Bad breath?
In your token "there's actual build" match of the night, we have the resparked feud of Hernandez and Matt Morgan that stems from Morgans hypocrisy and Hernandez' new found attitude via AAA. If only the TV Title were here...
Yup. Jersey Shore is back, bitches. Formerly insulting America's intelligence, now they are set to insult TNA fan's intelligence. What's worse is that we're out of the Impact Zone, so TNA and JS are genuinely insulting fans.
Who is that ugly thing anyway?
The two hottest asses in the world of pro wrestling clash yet again in a battle for redemption. Well, for Velvet at least. Will Sarita continue to bully her way across the Knockouts and end Vel-Vel's career in TNA? Or can Velvet Sky finally score the win over the fiery
The most un-watched story in wrestling history is about to conclude. As the unseen court case between Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter over TNA's helm reaches it's end. Did the un-seen judge reach a verdict? Did the un-seen lawyers get paid? Did the un-seen toilet get flushed? Did you see a damn thing about this? While we're at it, is Jeff Hardy's case gonna end at some point this Century? None-the-less, I'm sure Dixie will tweet something about it.
Yup. That's right. In the ultimate "up yours". TNA decided to parody WWE's 2/21/11 hype video. Gee, I wonder who it is this time? How bad will this potshot backfire? Find out. Thursday on TNA iMACT!. Be there. Or be... elsewhere.
Not excited? How come? You're guaranteed some wrestling. Can't say the same for Raw though. Whoops...
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