Vince McMahon being Vince McMahon, bountiful lulz ensues

[Pepe Silvia]

http://pwinsider.com/article/68605/...k-killing-kane-almost-got-much-worse.html?p=1

here is an excerpt from the chat regarding an idea Vince McMahon had for Kane's character, Jacob Goodnight:

I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, “We’ve got a little problem here.” This call is from Australia. I said, “What’s the problem?” He goes, “Vince has a suggestion about the movie.” I said, “Well, it’s his movie.” He goes, “Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long.” I thought there was a connection problem, I said “Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?” He goes, “Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.” So I sat there, I go, “Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good.” In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

I can't even

 

[klunderbunker]

The man loves cocks.

 

[shattered dreams]

<Lita joke>

 

[Pepe Silvia]

She sure is, buddy

 

[Coco]

Not only did I make a thread on this in the WSZ, but I highlighted the exact same sentence.

 

[Remix]

Pretty sure that this isn't news. I remember reading that in the original draft Kane would *********e with a foot long penis years ago.

 

[Slyfox696]

Pretty sure that this isn't news. I remember reading that in the original draft Kane would *********e with a foot long penis years ago.

Yup.

 

[The Crock]

Vince has some issues.

 

[JGlass]

It's funny that he's always trying to do something "more legitimate" than wrestling. Vince's idea of "more legitimate"? A three foot cock.

 

[Slyfox696]

It's funny that he's always trying to do something "more legitimate" than wrestling. Vince's idea of "more legitimate"? A three foot cock.

In fairness, it was the only qualification and the only chance I had at landing that role.

 

[JGlass]

In fairness, it was the only qualification and chance I had at landing that role.

Don't sell yourself short Sly, you're a MUCH bigger dick than that.

 

[Remix]

Don't sell yourself short Sly, you're a MUCH bigger dick than that.

Shrinkage, JGlass.

 

[JGlass]

Shrinkage, JGlass.

Don't be ridiculous, anyone with a penis longer than a foot can't swim.

Because they're black.

And black people can't swim.

Get it? It's a racist joke.

 

[Slyfox696]

Don't be ridiculous, anyone with a penis longer than a foot can't swim.

Because they're black.

And black people can't swim.

Get it? It's a racist joke.

Don't be racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

 

[Lee]

I love that last line:

In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

He's talking about a three foot cock here.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Fitting, for that movie. Wouldn't have even been the worst thing about it.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

The worst thing about SNE is that Kane didn't win

 

[Stormtrooper]

The worst thing about SNE is that Kane didn't win

Whys is it frustrating? Kane NEVER wins. You should have expected that.

And there are movies where a 3-foot cock makes sense. It's called porn. And maybe something like Scary Movie.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

BASEketball comes to mind inwhich 3 foot cocks worked.