I Hope Vince Lives Another Hundred Years

[Coco]

Former WWE creative team writer Dan Madigan appeared on the Review-a-Wai podcast with John Pollock and Wai Ting to commemorate the anniversary of MAY 19TH when WWE released See No Evil. The full review of the film and interview with Madigan is up on The LAW website and here is an excerpt from the chat regarding an idea Vince McMahon had for Kane's character, Jacob Goodnight:

"I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, “We’ve got a little problem here.” This call is from Australia. I said, “What’s the problem?” He goes, “Vince has a suggestion about the movie.” I said, “Well, it’s his movie.” He goes, “Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long.” I thought there was a connection problem, I said “Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?” He goes, “Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.” So I sat there, I go, “Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good.” In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

Still a visionary.

 

[Nate DaMac]

... I don't remember seeing that in the movie.

 

[The Liar]

LOL!

This is what happens when someone has a "burnt little weiner."

 

[Coco]

Remember, kids: You can't teach size.

 

[The_Misson]

In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

What movie would need Kane with a 3ft long penis?

 

[Nate DaMac]

What movie would need Kane with a 3ft long penis?

Every movie.

 

[The_Misson]

Every movie.

Now that you mention it the Titanic would be 10x better if Kane with a 3ft long penis brought down the ship instead of a stupid iceberg.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Well, it's alot better than that thread about jiggling balls in front of Stephanie.

 

[The Liar]

Well, it's alot better than that thread about jiggling balls in front of Stephanie.

Wouldn't it be funny if Kane put out a fire in front of Stephanie using his 3-foot penis?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I can't wait for the Vince McMahon biopic, with all the one-liners and strange dialog it's sure to make a bomb.

 

[PlayTheGame]

better idea than the XFL

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

If they had gone with that incest storyline with Stephanie he suggested for him and Steph, you KNOW that 3 foot penis would have made an appearance again

I'm your genetic JACKHAMMER!

 

[Vega]

If they had gone with that incest storyline with Stephanie he suggested for him and Steph, you KNOW that 3 foot penis would have made an appearance again

I'm your genetic JACKHAMMER!

Wasn't it Shane and Steph?

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Wasn't it Shane and Steph?

Was it? I have always thought it was Vinny Mac

Anyway, Shane is a McMahon dammit, so he would have a 3 foot long cock too.

 

[justinsayne]

What movie would need Kane with a 3ft long penis?

The Kane & Katie Vick Love Story


I hope they revisit this idea in Horswoggles Leprechaun movie

 

[SD619]

Wasn't it Shane and Steph?

It was originally supposed to be Vince and Steph. But when Steph refused, Vince suggested Shane and Steph.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

If Vince is half as warped as reports throughout the years indicate, his level of success is baffling. I love it.

 

[Miko]

What movie would need Kane with a 3ft long penis?

Citizen Kane

The only thing missing from that film was Orson Welles whipping out a three foot long willy.

 

[Miko]

His penis would almost be a metre, which is almost poetic.

 

[BaconBits]

Hmm, Vince overcompensating via a movie?


No fucking way.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Citizen Kane would have been such a better movie if in the end he gets a post-mortem boner and we see Rosebud tattooed to his 3 ft. long cock.

 

[Death Before Disco]

"The Natural" would have been great too. Instead of Wonder Boy, Roy Hobbs could have hit homers with a 3 ft. long cock.