tehblogger
The Young God, walking abroad
Let's say you're Vince, and sitting on the sofa you decide to have a real purge of some of the useless "talent" clogging up your rosters. If you were Vince, which ten pieces of useless, talentless, charismaless goat-shagging turd lumps would you sack?
FYI, in random order, my first 10 picks would be...
1.The Great Khali
Temporarily forgetting the fact he puts tons of rupees in Vince's pocket, he can't wrestle, his matches are almost invariably crap, he can't cut a promo, and he takes up far more air time than he's worth. He's not even a credible monster anymore after months of jobbing to the top guns (5 minutes total dominance against Batista, Tista hits one spear and the match is over).
2.Snitsky
I don't even need to explain this one, do I?
3.Carlito
Quite apart from his undisciplined mouthing off about HHH, Carlito clearly thinks he's too cool for school and never looks like he's actually bothered in his matches. Which are nearly all crap.
4Santino
Yes, Santino. I don't find him funny and he can't wrestle. So why keep him around, apart from part of crappy marketing at kids? And while we're on that theme...
5Hornswoggle
Exactly the same as Santino, except even more annoying. What does he do apart from kill entire belts/divisions and make his "opponents" look pathetically weak?
6Finlay
I'm kicking out the son, why not the fake father? This stiff old guy takes up waytoo much time whacking people with weirdly shaped sticks: his matches aren't fun anymore - if they ever were - and could be more profitably spent making way for someone younger's push.
7Shelton Benjamin
I know he has lots of fans around here, but unfortunately he has all the charisma of a castrated gnat. Sure, he runs up high things and jumps off them, but there's others with charisma and promo ability who can do that. Anyway, when was the last time you saw a Shelton Benjamin classic, or even a halfway decent match?
8Big Daddy V
Why the fat guy? Why oh why? Anybody?
9Mark Henry
Just get the ECW belt off him and sack him, please. He has negative wrestling skills. I think Colin Delaney has more. No, seriously. It's not that as though Henry has mic skills or charisma of any sort to compensate. And there's only a limited number times he can job to Taker, his proper role if he has one.
10Triple H
If he refuses to drop down a level to the midcard and start putting some people over, he's just stinking up the main event scene with repetitive feuds, crap matches, and ego-boosting nonsense. So...get rid of him.
FYI, in random order, my first 10 picks would be...
1.The Great Khali
Temporarily forgetting the fact he puts tons of rupees in Vince's pocket, he can't wrestle, his matches are almost invariably crap, he can't cut a promo, and he takes up far more air time than he's worth. He's not even a credible monster anymore after months of jobbing to the top guns (5 minutes total dominance against Batista, Tista hits one spear and the match is over).
2.Snitsky
I don't even need to explain this one, do I?
3.Carlito
Quite apart from his undisciplined mouthing off about HHH, Carlito clearly thinks he's too cool for school and never looks like he's actually bothered in his matches. Which are nearly all crap.
4Santino
Yes, Santino. I don't find him funny and he can't wrestle. So why keep him around, apart from part of crappy marketing at kids? And while we're on that theme...
5Hornswoggle
Exactly the same as Santino, except even more annoying. What does he do apart from kill entire belts/divisions and make his "opponents" look pathetically weak?
6Finlay
I'm kicking out the son, why not the fake father? This stiff old guy takes up waytoo much time whacking people with weirdly shaped sticks: his matches aren't fun anymore - if they ever were - and could be more profitably spent making way for someone younger's push.
7Shelton Benjamin
I know he has lots of fans around here, but unfortunately he has all the charisma of a castrated gnat. Sure, he runs up high things and jumps off them, but there's others with charisma and promo ability who can do that. Anyway, when was the last time you saw a Shelton Benjamin classic, or even a halfway decent match?
8Big Daddy V
Why the fat guy? Why oh why? Anybody?
9Mark Henry
Just get the ECW belt off him and sack him, please. He has negative wrestling skills. I think Colin Delaney has more. No, seriously. It's not that as though Henry has mic skills or charisma of any sort to compensate. And there's only a limited number times he can job to Taker, his proper role if he has one.
10Triple H
If he refuses to drop down a level to the midcard and start putting some people over, he's just stinking up the main event scene with repetitive feuds, crap matches, and ego-boosting nonsense. So...get rid of him.