WWE Battleground '16 Live Discussion

[Dave]

About an hour to go until the pre-show starts. Call it wide-eyed optimism but I definitely think there is potential for a great show tonight, Zayn versus Owens will definitely be a highlight.

 

[Lee]

Pssh better PPVs tonight.

 

[Da Prophet]

So excited to find out what the first match of the night is going to be!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Cesaro's new gimmick is "Keepin' It Real" apparently.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I love Cesaro, but man, you'll never convince me he can cut a promo.

 

[OYDK]

Cesaro sounds drunk. My god.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Mick Foley is the modern day Christmas Creature.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I want Daniel Bryan's shirt.

 

[rbv13]

You listen to the GMs speak and it gets you excited. Then you remember it is likely bull shit lip service.

 

[enviousdominous]

That's right Daniel! Just do a draft every week!

 

[enviousdominous]

Booker T stole Wolfman Jack's voice.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I have more faith in the "No GM Spotlight" mantra for Smackdown than I do Raw. I think Stephanie physically requires copious amounts of spotlight for her body to function.

 

[enviousdominous]

Now with extra Clomiphene!

 

[enviousdominous]

I have more faith in the "No GM Spotlight" mantra for Smackdown than I do Raw. I think Stephanie physically requires copious amounts of spotlight for her body to function.

Ms. America maybe?

 

[@smarkmouth]

Juxtaposition; Orton is fighting Lesnar. Orton was injured taking out the garbage.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Usos and Breezango? I'm actually kind of intrigued.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I still don't know which Uso is which, and I'm not sure I should be compelled to learn.

 

[Nate DaMac]

This is gonna be a smarky crowd huh?

 

[enviousdominous]

Somewhere; a douchebag's El Camino is missing it's interior.

 

[enviousdominous]

This is a reverse beat the clock challenge. Both teams intend to draw this out as long as possible so they can get some PPV face time.

 

[enviousdominous]

Does the ref have to clap over his head like he's a Thriller back up dancer?

 

[OYDK]

Crowd's loud, especially for a match like this.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Breezango's tights are riddled with adjectives like "Sexy", "Hot", and "Delicious". I love this team so much.

 

[enviousdominous]

Crowd boos, validates the Uso's "OOS!" with an "OH!" anyway.

 

[enviousdominous]

Doomsday device!? Aww, damn.