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    I'm joining the WZ Dads Club

    Congratulations, bro. Be forewarned, having a kid is kind of like Schrodinger's Cat: it is simultaneously both the greatest thing and the worst thing that has ever happened in your life.
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    Seahawks Extend Russell Wilson - 4 Year, $87.6M

    The only way Russell Wilson should see $22M per year is if it's a relatively long-term contract (six years) with no more than 40% of it guaranteed. So, if he gets a six-year, $132M contract, he'd get $52.8M guaranteed, which clocks in at a little under $9M/year (he'd be able to earn the other...
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    It Follows is...

    perhaps the greatest horror film ever made. I cannot implore my movie bros enough to see it.
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    Not experienced and over weight, should I bother to try and date?

    Yes, you should. For real, homey, with the rhyme you made in the thread title, I thought you were the fucking Bard resurrected.
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    Congratulations and Thanks

    Good stuff as always, Dave.
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    2014's Best & Worst/Most Overrated Films

    I'll have a list in the non-spam section soon enough: 10 Best Films of the Year (Tie) 1. The Guest (Tie) 1. Nightcrawler (Tie) 1. What We Do In The Shadows 4. Boyhood 5. Gone Girl 6. Jodorowsky's Dune 7. Two Days, One Night 8. American Sniper 9. The Babadook 10. Interstellar 10...
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    Forums Posters Awards: NICEST POSTER/PERSON YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE

    Where the fuck are jmt, Echelon, Dowds, GSB, and Numbers? ... Oh, shit, sorry, I thought it was 2012.
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    Predict It!

    Where the fuck is D-Man?!
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    It's Almost Christmas Time Again...

    I think I'm just gonna let someone change my name again like I did last year...and just keep it for a whole year like this one.
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    Blast from the past: The WZ Singles Poster Tournament

    Brainstorm: Do we dare do Old School vs. New School WZ? With Jake, Will, and IC posting, something tells me there might something to this idea, especially if my main Dave is running it!!!!!!1
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    What the fuck is with some mods?

    I like your sense of humor, OP. Next time, just add a reason as to why you're choosing that particular match. Here are some examples: Cena vs. Cesaro [SPAM and infractable] Cena vs. Cesaro because it was good [NON-SPAM because it includes a reason for your choice]. Cena vs. Cesaro because...
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    Sequels That Were Better Than The Originals

    Godfather 2 > Godfather Borderlands 2 > Borderlands Dead Space 2 > Dead Space Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5 > Resident Evil 1, 2, 3 Army of Darkness > Evil Dead 2 T2 > Terminator
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    Better to be single, or taken?

    Which one you prefer depends on both age and experience. I am extremely happy with my current situation and I doubt that I will ever foresee a future that has me breaking the bonds of matrimony so that I can get my dick wet elsewhere. Mind you, when my wife isn't around, I look at woman all...
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    Fear the Dagger

    Congrats to Dagger. Regardless of his faults, you have to admire his dedication to the forums. It's obvious that he really wants to be here and to help the forums in any way he is able to.
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    The BS That Is Ray Rice's Indefinite Suspension (Please read OP before responding)

    As anyone who follows the NFL now knows, Ray Rice was cut by the Baltimore Ravens (as well as indefinitely suspended from the league) yesterday after a video of his unprovoked assault on his then-fiancee (now wife) surfaced. While I thought Ray Rice's original suspension of 2 games without...
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