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Extreme Championship Wrestling
November To Remember IV

November 16th 1996
ECW Arena​

Here we are guys, finally after almost a full year we have made it to the 96 November to Remember. ECW had some big things popping for them during this time in 1996, with a close relationship with WWE materializing as their big date with their first pay per view approached. The 1995 November to Remember was a very solid show that gets positive reviews even from ECW's harshest critics. The company has evolved through the year and constantly improved in a lot of different areas. The production and overall look of the shows had gradually improved here just within the past couple of weeks worth of shows I've looked at as you can tell they are tweaking things and getting ready for the big pay per view.

A real quick recap of the angles coming into this one, with the main one being Taz vs Sabu & Paul Heyman. The last episode of Hardcore TV had Heyman cutting an awesome promo about how Taz and Sabu promised him to stay away from each other back a year ago when Sabu returned to ECW. Taz held a bitterness towards Sabu for backing out of the 3 Way Dance supercard in April 95(where he was supposed to team with Taz to take on Benoit & Malenko and Public Enemy in a 3 way dance that had been built up all year up to that point in 95), the show where Heyman publicly fired Sabu. Sabu was brought back seven months later at the 95 November to Remember, the same night that Taz delivered on of the all time great heel turns. Throughout the year 1996 Taz tore through ECW in a Shoot Fight Path of Rage as they subtly played up the friendship between Sabu and Paul Heyman. Taz has called Sabu & Paul Heyman out ever since the 95 November to Remember, constantly taunting them, and tipping several of Sabu's opponents off about his weaknesses throughout the year. One of those opponents was Rob Van Dam, who went after Sabu's previously injured neck to score the only pinfall over him since he came back at November to Remember 95. Heyman revealed that only he, Sabu, and Taz knew about the specifics of Sabu's neck injury, and that Taz had gone too far. Soon after this a UFC fighter(Paul Varelans) popped up in ECW and went after Taz's neck, only to get choked out. The last episode of Hardcore TV had one of Taz's best promos, saying that the only thing keeping Sabu from him was fear. Sabu fears Taz. Paul Heyman replied with a phenomenal promo on the same episode(video above in my last post, essential viewing) revealing that Sabu and Taz gave him their word as friends to stay away from each other because their heat was bad for business. Taz went back on his word, but for one full year, Sabu has kept his word to Heyman.

So basically, in a nutshell, Sabu and Taz had legit heat with each other over the way Sabu left Taz hanging at the April 1995 3 Way Dance show(and the way Sabu was fired publicly and bashed in front of all the fans), and this angle tied into that while still maintaining some level of kayfabe. From the books and interviews I've seen, Sabu and Taz never interacted backstage, and Sabu and Paul Heyman's relationship deteriorated through the year. This has been one hell of a storyline to examine. It's running on 19 months at this point and they still haven't even been in the same ring together, but the intensity is there. The crowd is dying to see them fight, and they chant Sabu at Taz every time he comes out. Heyman was a genius booker in my eyes. I know it gets under a lot of peoples skin to call him that, but I really think it was true. Sabu vs Taz was a genius angle, with a lot of elements that were so far ahead of their time it's almost scary.

The main event for this one was thrown together kind of haphazardly and I'm not sure it was the best way to go so I may throw together a little re-booking at the end of this review depending on how long it takes. Shane Douglas was the hottest heel in wrestling at this point so his push to the main event made sense, but the Brian Lee vs Tommy Dreamer feud had definitely run it's course at this point. Brian Lee was a hired gun for Shane Douglas to take out Pitbull 2 a few weeks back. They came out on the next show and took out Tommy Dreamer and Beulah during a match against Shane for the TV title. Tommy made the call to the Double Cross Ranch during pulp fiction promos and that was it. Dreamer and Funk vs Shane Douglas and Brian Lee. Raven goes after his ECW World Title in a match against The Sandman, and I'm starting to fade out on this angle really. It was interesting what they were doing with The Sandman's son going through the Summer, but they kind of lost interest in it and it hasn't really gotten any deeper like I figured it would. Raven was out of action for several weeks, and the rivalry with Dreamer has been completely put on the backburner now with Brian Lee shifting over to Shane Douglas.

Other than that we have a tag team showdown with the best 3 teams in the game during this time, and a few other interesting matchups. I used to want this tape really bad back in the day, but it cost $40(2 tapes, $34.95 plus $4.95 shipping) so I never could afford it. It just looked like the perfect ECW show when you read the listing for it in the ECW merchandise catalog. Now that I'm an old man with disposable income I always get a strange satisfaction from collecting things that I always wanted but never could have as a kid, and this tape is definitely one of those things. Is that weird? Who cares. (h)


The show opens up with Taz walking to the ring with Bill Alphonso and the crowd immediately lynches him with chants of "FUCK YOU TAZ" before he gets the mic:

Let me explain what is happening tonight...


What's going on right now in the back...


There's a bunch of wrestlers, signing contracts.


What they're signing contracts for, is this big show....


This big show that's gonna happen in the first quarter of the new year...


*looks up and points at Heyman in the eagles nest production area, Heyman's pissed with a "What the fuck are you doing" look*


That's right Paul E., I'm ruining your surprise... I'm squashing your angle...


You want to surprise the people? Fuck you.. I'll give it to them.


*crowd chants "PPV" and "Taz sucks dick"*


You see, recently, Paul E. decided to expose me...


As a liar, and a scumbag, and a bullshit artist, and that's all fine and well...


So be it, I lie...


I broke a deal with him and his boy.


I relent on my word with him and his boy... So sue me bitch...


I'll tell you this Paul E....


I promise, I won't break my word this time because you see, at this big show...


First quarter of the new year...


I'M going to be in the main event of that fucking show.


Against your boy...


AGAINST YOUR BOY!


He ain't going to have a choice...


He is not going to have a choice...


But to face me and look me in my eyes...


I guarantee you...


I guaran-fuckin-tee you


After tonight..


After tonight, he will look me in my eyes...


He ain't got a choice...


He ain't got a choice.


*crowd starts getting behind Taz, chanting "Sabu fears Taz"*


Yeah, right... Everybody's chanting Sabu fears Taz.. ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!


Everybody's chanting Sabu fears Taz...


All of a sudden, you people are on my side...


Well...


APRIL 8th!


APRIL FUCKING 8TH!


1995!


No... NO! HE LEFT!


*crowd chants "Fuck YOU TAZ!"*


You know what, you know what...


I'm not going to waste my time..


You know what Paul E., come that big show..


I'm the man...


I'M THE MAN... that's taking your boy down.


And as of tonight, I'm telling you and everyone of these motherfuckers...


I'm the man... THIS IS MY RING... MY BUILDING... I'M THE MAN IN ECW!... ME!


Sabu, mark my words, you're going FUCKING DOWN!


*Fonzie blows the whistle in the mic*


There... Have your November to fucking Remember.


Classic promo from one of my all time favorite characters in the history of fiction. Love the way he got his heat back once the crowd started getting behind him. So intense. There was some real heat there with the way Sabu left Taz in April of 1995, and you could feel it here. Sabu being brought back in November 1995 probably didn't go over too well with Taz, who was in the middle of a push/repackaging after having his neck broken later on in the Summer. Sabu was brought back and thrust right into the top spot as Taz was working his way back up with a new character, but Heyman found a way to make it work quite beautifully with this angle I might say. I can't say enough good things about it. ECW 1996 was really before my time, but I always knew that Sabu vs Taz was a great angle with a really long term build up to the first match. After taking a closer look at the angle here in this thread over the past year I have to say that it is without a doubt one of my favorite ever pulled off by a wrestling promotion. The contrast in the characters. The emotion. The reality behind it. The down to earth "adult" nature of it. And they HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN THE SAME RING YET! HOLY SHIT!

Taz makes his exit and we cut away to our first match.

Stevie Richards vs Davey Morton Tyler Jericho(Kid Kash)

Joey Styles pokes fun at Kid Kash's name as he stands in the ring when all of a sudden a parade of guys comes through the crowd holding up big signs saying "BWO". It's Stevie Richards, The Blue Meanie, and Nova dressed up like the NWO, with a crew of guys with them carrying the posterboard signs with them. One of the guys looks like Carrot Top and I've seen him on a few other ECW shows prior to this, most notably as the planted fan that Brian Pillman beat up at one of the shows he appeared at.

The BWO is instantly over, with the entire Arena chanting "BWO" within a matter of seconds after their entrance.

Meanie and Stevie have been imitating other wrestlers all year, from Baron Von Rashke, to The Faboulous Ones, to Public Enemy, and now the NWO. The Blue Meanie is Scot Hall with a chicken bone instead of a toothpick. Nova as Hogan cracks me up every time dude. Stevie is Kevin Nash, we're taking over!

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Stevie works like Kevin Nash during the match and Joey says puts Stevie at a handicap because he's limited to only 3 moves and he doesn't leave his feet. :lol: Classic burn.

Kash stops the match to tell Stevie that he's the gayest looking son of a bitch he's ever seen in his life. Alrighty then.

This match starts off slow and weird, but it picks up nicely. Kash was a quick guy and Stevie was definitely one of the more underrated "workers" on the ECW roster in 95 & 96. Stevie drops Kash with a powerbomb at one point that Kash kicks out of. Stevie finishes it with his Superkick. Solid match with a crisp pace.

7/10

Vintage ECW segment here at the peak of the NWO popularity making fun of them with an angle that would finally break Stevie away from Raven and into a main event push that he really did deserve. The guy was very entertaining on the mic and one of the most consistent in the ring for the past couple of years worth of reviews I've done. Definitely one of the more underrated guys in ECW history I think.

Axl Rotten vs Hack Myers

Hack F'N Myers gets it going with the crowd like it's 1995 all over again. It starts off as an interesting little stiff brawl between two rather dark and gritty looking characters in a dark and gritty atmosphere. They blast each other with a few homerun chairshots and things get sloppy with a few botches. Axl wins it with a Pedigree on a steel chair after about 5 minutes.

4/10

Quick filler match started off alright, and degenerated quickly. Some sloppy stuff.

Buh Buh Ray Dudley vs D-Von Dudley

These two guys just get right into a slugfest, brawling up into the crowd and getting them worked up into a frenzy. Both guys take some really hard chair shots to the face. This looks like a real fight at times when they push each other through the crowd.

They take it back to the ring with more slop brawling and... HOLY SHIT! :stalker:

Buh Buh backdrops D-Von up into the air like a cruiserweight and drops him down into a Diamond Cutter that looked fucking NICE!

This gets a reaction from the fans that reminds me of a UFC knockout. Just truly awesome move right there.

Buh Buh gets the pinfall, but Joel Gertenr comes out and announces D-Von as the winner. Gertner is hilarious as he taunts Buh Buh, calling him fat boy. Buh Buh goes to powerbomb him, and Axle comes out with brutal chair shots. Spike comes out and clears D-Von and Axl like a madman. Spike was an elementary school teacher that was like 145 pounds and tough as they come. He comes in and really busts his ass here trying to make a name for himself, dropping D-Von with the Acid Drop before Axle drops him with a lariat.

Big Dick walks out to a huge pop. Axl and D-Von run, but Joel Gertner doesn't see him. Gertner gets slammed and moonsaulted by Big Dick. :lol:

6.5/10

Mediocre brawl that relied too heavily on ridiculously stiff chairshots the head. The finish was awesome though. Gertner getting fucked up was pretty hilarious too.

#1 Contenders Match: The Eliminators vs Sabu & Rob Van Dam

Man, this is an absolutely classic matchup between two of my personal all time favorite teams. Both Saturn and Kronus are shredded up in great shape and definitely just look strait up awesome. Joey talks about how Kronus has lost probably 30 pounds.

Van Dam has a singlet on that says "Respect" across the back. Love it, and I'm just now catching the tie in to his eventual theme song "Walk" by Pantera. (h)

Nothing special early on as they go through a decent little feeling out process. We get some nice dueling chants here early on, with one pocket of the crowd chanting "Fuck Sabu", and the other chanting "No, Fuck You!". :rofl: Interesting how some fans are starting to turn on Sabu over the way he's avoided Taz at this point(for a solid year).

This match is all over the place early on with all 4 guys looking pretty sloppy. They each have their shining moments with a nice moonsault or plancha here or there, but the action is just nowhere near where I'd imagine it for this match. All of a sudden Saturn goes crazy on Sabu for interfering, knocking him into the crowd and hitting him with a nice plancha. The action picks up nicely just out of nowhere with a mad scramble that includes Sabu landing a good looking Air Sabu chairvault Leg Lariat into the corner. Kronus sells it beautifully with a face flop over the chair.

Just 2 on 2 meyham here, with a lot of sloppy fighting with chairs. Kronus hits his handspring back elbow moonsault over the top rope out of the ring and it's awesome every time. It was sloppy the way they set it up though. Saturn draggd Sabu out and yelled "C'mon KRONUS!", but Kronus was too busy fighting with RVD and had to do some re-arranging to hit the move. :fpalm: Seems like they could have choreographed this match way better.

Van Dam and Sabu hit nice planchas out of the ring and the tables come out.

Saturn stops Sabu mid-air before he triple jumps to the chair. Sabu repays him later by hitting him with a DDT onto the table that is bridged from apron to rail for the E! C! DUB! chants. They really did a great job of building Sabu and Saturn up into this ultimate dream match with all of these insane daredevil stunt spots that Saturn has been doing in late 96(the dives from the cage at Natural Born Killaz, the dive off of the scaffold against Doc & Gordy).

Sloppy fighting for several minutes with no psychology, we get a 20 minute time limit and the crowd immediately chants 3 Way Dance. Todd Gordon comes out and sanctions 5 more minutes, and they pickup right where we left off, all over the place(as Joey says).

This is just not good and should be way better.

Saturn up to Van Dam's shoulders for botched rana from Sabu which turns into more of a Rocker Dropper. The Eliminators drop Sabu with their kick combo and it looks great. Kronus hits Sabu with a roundhouse to the back of the head into a thrust kick to the face from Saturn.

Sabu lands a Triple Jump Moonsault and LANDS ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!!:stalker: Holy shit!

The 5 minute overtime period expires and Gordon comes out to give them 5 more!

Sabu lands an AWESOME plancha onto Saturn through the ropes. Van Dam follows it up with a nice moonsault off of the railing onto Kronus. The action picks back up with Saturn taking Sabu back to the ring and dropping a really nice looking Knee Drop off the top rope. Saturn and Sabu try simultaneous springboards out of the corner and collide in mid air. Nice.

The bell rings again and the second 5 minute overtime is up.

The crowd chants "3 Way Dance". Todd Gordon comes back out and sets it up for later tonight! Eliminators vs Sabu & Van Dam vs The Gangstas for the straps!

Crowd blows it up with the E! C! DUB! chants. Awesome. (h)

7.3/10

Cool little ECW matchup but not really all that good and could have been 10 times better. These guys could have put their moves together, their minds, and really planned out a really awesome match if they put some effort and thought into it and maybe even rehearsed the flow and some sequences a few times to get it down. If these two teams would have put that much effort into a match, they could have put on some truly all time classics I do believe. As it stands, this match was a scrambled mess of sorts that was a mixture of planned spots and maybe some called along the way. I hate to sound like I'm strait hating on the match because it really was some nice action between 4 really interesting, edgy wrestlers for the time. The match definitely had it's moments, but could have been so, so, so much better.

Chris Candido vs Mikey Whipreck

Mikey wearing an awesome Venom(Spider Man) t-shirt. Candido tells the crowd that Sunny isn't here tonight because "they" made her go to the hall of fame, so shut the hell up, I'm trying to fucking wrestle here. :lol:

REALLY nice chain of moves early on. Mikey is already out of breath, Candido in phenomenal shape.

Nice Northern Lights Suplex from Mikey with a beautiful bridge for 2. From there this really degenerates. Mikey gets little to no reaction with a plancha to the crowd from the ring, and who could blame them after seeing some of the planchas in that last match?

Back in the ring and bleh.

Their timing is really off and the crowd is dead. Mikey botches a sunset flip powerbomb counter, and Chris Candido takes a minute to recover and figure out what to do. Mikey lands a few offensive meneuvers for some nearfalls before Candido catches him with in a moonsault and drops him with a sloppy tombstone that looks like it could have broken his neck. Candido finishes it with his Superbomb for the win. He gets the mic after the match and says that he's been busted up and in the ring carrying pieces of shit for the last 2 years.

6.3/10

Man, they had something going early on, but they lost it. Not good, but not bad. Mediocre little cool down match.

End of Tape 1, Please insert Tape 2! (h)


ECW World Tag Team Championship 3 Way Dance:
The Gangstas(C) vs The Eliminators vs Sabu & Rob Van Dam



This disc opens up with The Eliminators already in the ring fighting with Rob Van Dam and Sabu for a moment before The Gangstas blitz the ring with their trashcan full of weapons. Crowd is white hot early on. Just non-stop weapons brawling. New Jack chokes Kronus with his chain as Mustapha fucks up Saturn with various paraphernalia. This starts off sloppy and gets even sloppier with a couple of pretty bad Sabu botches. Everybody bleeds allover the place and lots of aimless wandering going on as guys try to figure out what to do next.

Taz comes out to isle to go for Sabu late in the match, but RVD stops him. Taz chokes Van Dam out in the isle as Sabu fights with the Eliminators in the ring. Sabu notices what is going on and tries to help Van Dam, but The Eliminators catch him with the Total Elimination and pin him for the elimination. New Jack immediately flies into the ring with his 187 chairdive onto one of the Eliminators and scores the winning pinfall. The Gangstas escape with their titles. Taz leaves Van Dam laying knocked out in the isle.

5/10

Not good. Really ugly match. Saturn, Kronus, Van Dam, and Sabu were already exhausted from going 30 minutes earlier on in the card, and they were relying on The Gangstas to carry the action so that will give you an idea of just how bad this was. Really bloody mess without any sense of direction or intensity. The ending with Taz/RVD/Sabu was nice though, and it was a great looking scene with some nice camera work.

Loser Leaves Town: 2 Cold Scorpio vs Devon Storm

Joey talks about all of the guys that have come and gone trough the bingo hall, Malenko, Jericho, Mysterio, Eddie, Benoit, and now Scorpio. Scorpio comes out.

You Sold Out chants.

Joey puts Scorpio over and says it's been a pleasure to watch him perform in this ring.

Somebody in the crowd has a sign that says "Devon Storm: Believe The Hype". :lol: Devon Storm was like the Zack Ryder of 1996 I guess?

Scorpio says that he's not going anywhere, and he's going to wrestle in both ECW and WWE.

Scorpio cuts a pretty good promo saying that he wants to make a deal, the next man that comes out and beats him will put him out of ECW for 15 days. Devon Storm walks out.

Scorpio drops Storm with some nice looking punches and a stiff dropkick before hitting his Tumbleweed Legdrop on him and pinning him away within a matter of seconds. Goodbye Devon Storm.

N/A

Squash, nice looking Tumbleweed Legdrop, always loved that move.

Scorpio issues an open challenge and ups the stakes with a 30 day vacation from ECW on the line. The FBI comes out and JT Smith takes him on.

Loser Leaves Town: 2 Cold Scorpio vs JT Smith

Scorpio weathers an attack from Smith before dropping him with a sideslam and hitting him with a moonsault for the pinfall after a matter of seconds.

Goodbye JT Smith....

N/A

Squash.

Hack Myers comes out to the isle and Scorpio tells him to bring it on. Loser leaves ECW for 60 days!

Loser Leaves Town: 2 Cold Scorpio vs Hack Myers

Myers actually gets some offense in on Scorpio. Scorpio overtakes him and lands the 450 Splash for the win after about 90 seconds.

Goodbye Hack Myers.

N/A

Scorpio gets the mic and taunts the crowd as Louie Spicolli comes out. Spicolli checks on Hack Myers. Scorpio ups the ante to 1 year and calls out Spicolli.

Loser Leaves Town: 2 Cold Scorpio vs Louie Spicolli

Scorpio works Louie over for about 3 minutes before being caught with the Death Valley Driver. Louie scores the fluke upset. Scorpio is banned from ECW for 1 year. Louie celebrates the victory over the 4 time ECW TV champions on the outside as the crowd sings the NA-NA-NA-NA, GOOD-BYE! song.

N/A

Not really a match as much as it is a segway for the next phase of this segment. Scorpio refuses to leave the ring. Taz comes out!

Taz gets the mic and tells Scorpio:

2 Cold....

I got to settle my score with you..

Now the way I see it, you got two choices brother.

You get while the fucking getting is good, or I kick your fucking ass.

You see, you got that big circus show going up north right?

Well, you need to go do that...

Scorpio replies saying that he's on to bigger arenas, bigger paydays, and bigger bosses before turning and walking away to the WWF to play Flash Funk. Taz tells him:

Bye-bye Flash...


Get the fuck out of my house... bitch.


Now, on to more important things...


I want that scarred up motherfucker right now..


C'mon Sabu, lets get this shit on, enough with the games it's been a year, bring it.


I ain't leaving this ring, until he gets his fucking ass out here... Help me,


Sabu, Sabu, Sabu..


I ain't leavin.


I ain't leaving until he gets his ass out here.


Ring announer Bob Artese comes out to tell Taz to get out of the ring for the next match to go on. Taz shoves him down into the corner and screams into his face:


DON'T MOVE!


DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE!


YOU SEE, YOU JUST BECAME MY HOSTAGE BOB ARTESE!


YOU'RE MY HOSTAGE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! DON'T MOVE!


C'MON SABU!


FUCK YOU BOB! I'LL KILL YOU! DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE!



Todd Gordon comes out with a crew of midcarders. He goes to check on Bob and gets choked out by Taz.

The ring is lined with students from Team Taz Dojo as Taz gets a Sabu chant going.

Out comes Paul Heyman. :stalker: Shit is getting real...

TAZ DUMPS HEYMAN WITH A T-BONE TAZPLEX AND CHOKES HIM OUT!

THE LIGHTS GO OUT!

They come back on with one of the loudest pops in ECW history....

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Booming Sabu chants as they stand face to face finally after 19 months of buildup. Fucking absolutely epic scene here with Taz wearing a singlet that says "Tap Out". They charge each other and the lights go back out. Crowd chants bullshit. The lights come back on and they are both gone. Classic ECW moment. Great segment with one of my favorite promos from one of my favorite characters ever. I honestly don't know what else to say. This was already one of my single favorite ECW segments, but once I've seen the buildup and that promo from Heyman that led into this show, I'm amazed at how brilliant it all was. Taz's intensity in this segment is amazing. It's interesting to note how they are subtly positioning Taz and Sabu for a double switch heel/face turn. The crowd is dying to cheer for Taz since he's so badass, and at the same time they are starting to turn on Sabu because of the way he's avoided Taz.

ECW World Championship: The Sandman(C) vs Raven

Raven's got the BWO, as well as Sandman's wife and kid with him. He puts himself over as the best wrestler in ECW before the match.

Raven mat wrestles The Sandman pretty nicely early on as Stevie Richards calls the holds on commentary with a microphone. The crowd applauds him several times during the match as he calls the hold. Raven works some psychology with some decent arm targeting on Sandman's right arm. This is a surprisingly good match so far.

Raven relentlessly targets Sandman's arm as Sandman sells it very nicely. Sandman goes through a series of standing switches before taking it out of the ring to the floor(no pads). They keep showing Sandman's wife shouting encouragement to Raven. Sandman drops Raven with a low blow and tries to work his way back into the match, but Raven works his arm. The Blue Meanie distracts the referee long enough for Nova to fly into the ring with a knee drop to Sandman's arm.

Sandman tries to fight back and continues to sell the arm within logic and context of the... yeah... I don't know what I'm talking about. :lol: Awesome match so far though. Surprisingly technical. Sandman is one of the most underrated wrestlers ever imo. He's showing some actual "working" skills here in this match.

They finally start brawling with weapons around the ringside area and Raven is bleeding allover the place. Sandman continues to do a really good job of selling the arm as he kicks Raven's ass on the floor, landing a legdrop from the apron as Raven is draped over the railing.

Raven puts Sandman through a table with a DDT like maneuver. Raven with a pretty gruesome crimson mask going here.

Raven takes it back to the ring with a chair and goes to charge Sandman, but Sandman kicks it into his face. Sandman fights with one arm and DDT's Raven for the pinfall, but he picks Raven up at 2. He starts wailing on Raven and pushes the referee away. The BWO come in and get taken out, but Raven hits him in the arm with the chair. Sandman gets dropped with a DDT as the BWO setup a table in the ring.

Raven holds Sandman for a Stevie Kick, but Sandman moves. Stevie hits Raven and knocks him onto the table with a kick that missed by several inches. Meanie moonsaults Raven on the table, but it doesn't break. :lol:

Sandman hooks the leg for the pinfall, but Raven kicks out. Stevie lands a kick on Sandman and Raven goes for the fall, but Sandman kicks out.

Raven puts Sandman through a table in the corner and begins taunting him about his family. Sandman gets fired up and these guys have a great exchange of punches. Sandman gets really emotional. Raven drops down in the corner and Sandman's son gets down in his lap to protect him. Sandman's wife takes three swings at Sandman's head and misses all three swings. Raven holds him and lets her hit him in the back before spiking him with a DDT. Sandman kicks out of another pinfall attempt.

Sandman kicks out of another DDT and the BWO starts pushing a section of the steel railing into the ring. Sandman drops Raven with a DDT on the railing and puts him away with a pinfall to get his revenge for a years worth of torment. Such a bloody, chaotic match. Easily the best of the show so far.


7.9/10

This was a really great brawl with some surprisingly good psychology early on. Sandman put in a great performance with the selling of the arm. The match developed from a technical storyteller into a really violent, bloody, stiff brawl. A lot of botched stuff, including some of Stevie's kicks, and Lori's cane shots. A few awkward moments, but definitely a solid brawler here. Some good backgroud leading into it made it interesting.

Tommy Dreamer & Terry Funk vs Shane Douglas & Brian Lee

Shane changes Brian Lee's nickname to The Bulldozer during the intros. Terry Funk gets a hero's welcome from the fans. He's 53 years old here and in great shape.

This match starts off as a strait tag match with Tommy Dreamer going at it with Brian Lee. Shane Douglas runs into the ring and Terry Funk takes him out, and from there the shit hits the fan. This turns into a wild 2 on 2 tornado style match with Terry Funk concentrating on Shane Douglas and Tommy Dreamer on Brian Lee. Francine gets involved and pulls Funk's hair, causing him to chase her around the ring. Really sloppy brawl through the crowd and out to the foyer/entrance area of the ECW Arena for a bit before they take it back to the ring and fight with the steel guard railing. The highlight of the match is when Terry Funk lands a moonsault off of the top rope out onto Shane and Brian Lee on the floor, almost busting his face REALLY hard with the awkward way he lands. Joey Styles unleashes the ultimate "OH MY GAWD!" here. :lol: classic.

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They take it back to the ring where Dreamer grabs the camera from the camera man and uses it to hit Brian Lee in the back. Terry Funk drops Brian Lee with a DDT and pins him. Funk and Dreamer win it.

Shane Douglas and Brain Lee attack Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer after the match until Pitbull 2 rushes the ring and takes them out as the ultimate hero badass. That's a wrap folks.


6/10

The Funker's mannerisms during the match cracked me up at times, but this was pretty much just a sloppy mess with no real significant action. They brawled all over the place without much intensity to it at all, and the Funker moonsault was really the only thing it had going for it. Nothing special here at all.

Overall: 7/10

The bottom line on this show is that it was nowhere near as good as it looked on paper. Eliminators vs Van Dam and Sabu should have been a classic and it wasn't. A lot of these matches ranged from disappointing to mediocre, with Sandman vs Raven being the best of the show. The highlight of the show without a doubt and the reason why it gets a 7 is because of the incredible stuff with Sabu and Taz here. Definitely the best angle in ECW history at it's peak here. I'm really glad I never paid $40 for this back in the day because I would have been pretty disappointed. An interesting show with some good moments and action, but nowhere near as good as I thought it would be, mostly because they were saving everything for Barely Legal at this point. I'm thinking most of the events from this show would have been better experience through the weekly Hardcore TV shows.
 
ECW Hardcore TV Report/The Mass Transit Incident

Just a quick recap of the final six episodes of Hardcore TV for 1996 and then we'll get our final 1996 summary/awards post before we move into 1997. Everyone is welcome to post their own lists if they are interested.

November 19th, 1996

After watching this episode and the one after it, I'm almost convinced that Hardcore TV was the way to go for watching ECW(as opposed to the Supercards). The November 19th and 26th episodes had the best of the best from November to Remember, with some pretty awesome promos and enhancement hype from Joey Styles that the actual November to Remember show did not have. Throughout my watchthrough of 1996 I've noticed that if you just go to collect the Supercards, you are really missing out on a LOT as far as the character depth and the storylines. The November 26thth episode had a great follow up promo from Taz that follows up on Paul Heyman's explanation on the last episode, this one has Taz telling his side of the story:

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Other than that, we basically just got a nicely edited replay of the undercard of November to Remember, including Taz's epic opening promo, the birth of the BWO, the Stevie Richards vs Kid Kash match(which was probably the best match on the card after watching it again here), Buh Buh vs D-Von(You HAVE to see this cutter!), and a heavily clipped/edited replay of the the 3 Way Dance between The Gangstas/Eliminators/Van Dam & Sabu match. So pretty much if you were to just stick with the Hardcore TV episodes, you would only occasionally miss out on a match that they would hold back from the Supercards in order to hype up the VHS release, in this example it was the Eliminators vs Van Dam/Sabu match, which was hyped up as the greatest tag team match of all time on these episodes by Joey Styles. On the other hand, if you just collect the Supercards and avoid the Hardcore TV sets, you are missing out on way too much, including many of the elements that made ECW... ECW. Hardcore TV is definitely the way to go.

The Mass Transit Incident

November 23rd 1996 in front of a crowd of 947 at the Wonderland Greyhound Park in Revere Massachusetts a young man named Eric Kulas entered the ECW show backstage and lied about his age and experience in order to get booked on the card. Heyman booked him in a tag team match as a last minute replacement for Axl Rotten in a tag match with D-Von Dudley against The ECW World Tag Team Champions, The Gangstas. Kulas was an untrained 17 year old wrestling fan that told Heyman that he was trained by Killer Kawalski. The young man immediately made a bad impression with New Jack when he started telling him what spots he wanted to work, including a blade job that he asked New Jack to do for him.

Alright, here's the deal. I never seen the Mass Transit Incident back in the day. I never even heard about it until I got back into wrestling a few years back and started digging deeper into the ECW stuff that was before my time. After watching the actual incident for the first time today I have what many may believe to be some controversial opinions on the matter. First off, I'll post the incident so you can gather your own opinion.

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I didn't see anything overly stiff until that last chair shot, and even then I've seen regular ECW guys take that same shot with about the same intensity. So the thing is the cut and the blood, which is really nowhere near as bad as I expected it. I've seen a lot of blood on the MMA circuit, way worse than this. I've been cut a few times myself, even once across my throat with about a 4 inch long cut that needed 11 stitches across my adams apple. It's just part of the game and something you expect as a professional fighter. Stitches don't really hurt, and neither does the actual cut honestly(the smaller the cut the more painful it is it seems). I got to tell you guys man, this ain't shit! I've read the stories, and seen them talk about it in all of the documentaries, and listened to Dave Meltzer & Bruce Mitchell talk about it on their podcast as if this kid was gutted in the ring by New Jack. I'm honestly pretty underwhelmed with this.

Don't get me wrong, this was not the way to handle the situation, but I'm just going to tell you from my experiences in MMA that this scene is like Jim Henson's Muppetts compared to some of the "Incidents" I've seen & experienced in my days on the independent MMA scene in the mid-south. My very first fight I got swerved by a matchmaker into facing a guy that was something like 14-2(didn't find out until after the fight). They wouldn't give me any info on the guy, in fact, they wouldn't even show me who exactly he was, so I had no clue what to expect until this dude came walking out to the cage. I knew I was going to lose, and I knew I was going to get hurt, but I wanted to make a strong impression with the promoters so I would get invited back to their big show(they held regular shows in the local casinos, this was a side show in a much smaller venue). I fought hard. I made a strong impression with the crowd, the promoter, and my opponents team(who invited me to come train with them for free, I did), but I lost. I got knocked out with a punch while I had the guy in my guard, but the referee(who was also the promoter) let it go until I had taken something like 7-8 brutal shots to the face after I was out cold. My nose was shattered and one side of my face was swollen to the point where I literally looked like Two Face from the Batman comic books. I was able to walk out of the cage on my own, but just barely man. I suffered a severe concussion that eventually ended my career because I never took any time off after it happened(fought 8 more times over the course of the next 12 weeks, post concussion syndrome eventually set in pretty good and threw me off for a few years there).

That's just one of many, far more severe incidents I've seen in the MMA scene and I'll tell you right now, this goes for this Mass Transit Incident as well, most of the responsibility doesn't fall on New Jack, or even Paul Heyman, it falls on the shoulders of the State Athletic Commissioners that show up to "regulate" these shows without giving a fuck about anything but walking out of there with a check in their hands. Some of the dirtiest, shittiest people I've ever dealt with in my lifetime has been State Athletic Commissioners, particularly those in Arkansas/Tennessee/Missouri/Louisiana. We're talking about people who sit back and watch guys get thrown into matchups that have them stretchered out of the cage in a siezure. I've seen it too many times. Men who end up missing weeks or months of work with injuries that could have been avoided easily, usually with the hurt guy stiffed on any kind of insurance to cover the medical expenses, insurance that is "required" by the commission for a promoter to hold an event in the first place . I can only imagine what these fat cat NY/NJ/Mass/Pennsylvania Commissioners that were over ECW were like. :huh:

So yeah, I'm sorry, I don't see what the big deal is about the Mass Transit incident. Blood isn't as bad as you think it is, and even then there wasn't anywhere near as much of it here as people have made it out to be. This guy didn't get his face bashed in with a stiff beating, all he got was a couple of stitches. New Jack definitely went too far, and this was absolutely a dark moment in ECW history that I'm not trying to justify at all that I don't find humorous at all. I just don't think the kid got it as badly as a lot of folks make it out.

The sick, sad part of the story was the way the Incident was marketed on the 1-900 hotline and sold by Rob Fienstien on home video. Somehow New Jack become the unprofessional villain of the whole story, even to the point where the police put out a warrant for his arrest. :stalker: Meanwhile the Athletic Commissioner that could have checked on this kids' background(which is a required part of his job) gets off with a check. New Jack cut the kid too deep for sure, but the kid NEVER should have been put in the same ring. Bottom line.


November 26th, 1996


This episode is every bit of a 10/10, and a great example of why I think ECW was best experienced through Hardcore TV(or live of course). This episode opens up with the Taz opening promo from November to Remember. Then we get the Hack Myers vs Axl match(clipped) from N2R to fill out a few minutes, and from there we get a pretty funny BWO vignette, a Dreamer promo, and the Scorpio Loser Leaves Town series that leads into the epic Taz hostage/Sabu confrontation. (h)

This is a good spot to go deeper into the BWO. They had a vignette here that was a spoof on the NWO black and white vignettes that WCW was airing at the time. The BWO was instantaneously over in the ECW Arena as soon as they walked out for the first time. It was on this episode of Hardcore TV where they debuted the t-shirt, which would go on to be probably one of the best selling ECW shirts in the history of their merchandise catalog because you would see the motherfuckers everywhere for a while there, even in the crowds of Raw/Nitro shows. It's interesting to look at this vignette because it's ECW parodying something that WCW did that was heavily inspired by ECW in the first place. The BWO t-shirts would fly off of the shelves for ECW starting here at this point, and it's interesting to see that maybe this was what Vince seen in ECW to make him give them a shot on the upcoming shows. They were making money off of a spin off of the NWO, an angle that had Vince in court during this time trying to sue WCW for making money from something he created. I'm willing to bet that the BWO probably tickled Vince pink during what he was going through at this time of the Monday Night Wars.

Definitely one of the top ten episodes of ECW Hardcore TV to see before you die. Vintage ECW at it's finest here for one solid hour during an era in the business that dominates ALL! FOREVER!


December 3rd, 1996

This is the episode where they move out of the November to Remember footage and show mostly stuff from a house show in Downingtown Pennsylvania at a Farmers Market in front of 679 people. Taz fought Rob Van Dam to a no finish due to the BWO crashing the match. After that we got a pretty mediocre tag match from a house show in Webster Mass. in front of 300 people where Chris Candido came out to help Mikey Whipreck take in the Eliminators. Candido backed out of the match and continued his little heel turn with a fake eye injury, leaving Mikey to take the Eliminators on by himself. We also get a lot of focus on Dreamer and Beluah's relationship here, with a pretty hot music video for Beulah. She was amazing. The main event is Shane vs Dreamer from the Downingtown show and it's a pretty bland little brawl. Brian Lee came out and helped Shane get the win after a chokeslam. The show ended with Taz confronting the BWO in the back and telling them to never interfere in his match again. Taz smacks the Blue Meanie in the face and tells him that he doesn't even belong in the same building. Taz tells the BWO to stay away from him if they want to live. Pretty mediocre episode with ECW outside of their home arena in front of some pretty ghetto looking crowds.

December 10th, 1996

This episode opens up with the Sandman vs Raven barbed wire match highlights where Raven wins his title back. This match happened on the December 7th ECW Arena show, and it's been a long time since I've seen this match. I'll have to check it out before I compile my top matches of 96 list. The pictures they show here look like a REALLY awesome match, but I don't remember being very impressed with it. I'll have to give it a second look.

This episode was a fucking blast. The BWO came out first plugging the t-shirt until Axl and D-Von blasted them with sick chair shots. The Gangstas came out to save them with a pretty fun brawl that led to the very first, and maybe the all time best New Jack dive!

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I seen this back on ECW.com back a loooooong time ago when I was in the computer lab in school, along with several other blurry 10 second little clips like this that I've been trying to find ever since I got back into collecting ECW memorabilia. I absolutely love this dive. D-Von sells it with the all time greatest seizure in pro wrestling history bar none. :rofl: Fucking classic ECW moment here. The first New Jack dive!

So The Gangstas beat the fuck out of the bad guys with some help from Stevie Richards for the win. New Jack puts on a BWO and salutes them as he celebrates. Awesome. :cool:

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We get some decent promos from Shane Douglas, and a nice little hype package for the upcoming RVD vs Taz showdown. Candido joins Joey for commentary for Louie Spicolli vs Brian Lee, with both of these guys being former tag team partners of his. Candido builds up his history with both guys during the match(dud). Brian Lee comes out looking like a total badass and it's been a long, painstaking task, but I'll be damned if he wasn't over here. The crowd gives him a lot of respect. Something that flashed before my eyes during his intro(other than American Badass Taker) was the push that WCW gave to "The Wall" in their dying days, which was a blatant carbon copy of Brian Lee in ECW, and I thought it was cool back then.

Louie comes out with his hair bleached blonde and wearing a Body Donnas singlet. The crowd is like "WTF?". During the brawling I spot the a guy in the audience wearing a home made air brushed t-shirt that made me laugh probably harder than I have in watching any of these old tapes:

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:lol:

They go through some shenanigans where the referee goes down, Chris Candido comes in and attacks Louie. Shane Douglas comes out and unites Candido and Brian Lee as the new Triple Threat. Pitbull 2 comes out to crash the party, but Brian Lee chokeslams him out of the ring through a table with a FUCKING AWESOME looking spot! Nice. Holy Shit Brian Lee comes off as the ultimate badass here.

The show closes out with an awesome shot of the empty ECW Arena before focusing in on Raven being interviewed by Joey Styles. Raven talks about The Sandman before saying that the only man that can beat him is himself. Raven also reveals here that he went to rehab during his hiatus, for like the 7th time in the past 5 years or something. He looks intoxicated on some form of pain medication here in this promo.

Really fun episode here, solid 9/10. The shows have their off weeks, but overall it's running on all cylinders at this point, definitely a better show than what was going on in the Spring/Summer. The shows really picked up in quality starting in September and kept getting better up to where we are now.


December 17th, 1996

This show centers around the mixed tag match with Shane Douglas and Francine facing Tommy and Beulah. Beulah is within the top 5 most over people in ECW at this point and gets a really great crowd reaction throughout the match. She's really become a beloved figure with this crowd at this point. Did you know that ECW almost brought over a group of Japanese women to wrestle a card in December 1995? It didn't happen for some reason, but I read about it in the Observers. Also read that they were planning on bringing in Reggie Bennett with plans to push her against male wrestlers during this time. I'm not sure who Reggie is outside of her appearance at Barely Legal, but I thought it was interesting that ECW came close to pushing women's wresting. I think it would make for an interesting discussion at least when it comes to the possibilities of womens wrestling in ECW, or if it would have even been possible at all. There were definitely times where they seemed like they wanted to do it(Jazz), but they never truly pulled the trigger on it.

This is a sloppy mix-tag match, but it's a definitely enjoyable because Franny and Beulah are so damn hot. They work the psychology where Tommy tries to refrain from hitting Francine until he has no choice. He lifts her up for a piledriver and one of her tits falls out(censored). Beulah goes up and lands a moonsault onto Francine that gets a huge pop. Shane Douglas dicks his way back into the match and eventually drops Beulah with a pretty stiff looking Belly to Belly before pinning her similarly to the way Edge did at One Night Stand 2006. They really build up the history of the Tommy vs Shane feud here, going back to their 1993 tag team that ended when Shane hit him with a chain wrapped around his fist.

This episode also has a very solid match between Taz and Rob Van Dam. Probably one of the best I've ever seen them have, definitely better than their 1999 match. Both guys look pretty good. Every bit of an 8/10 and something I'll have to consider for my top matches of 96(ECW) list. Van Dam gets choked out, but he puts up a really good fight. Taz is unstoppable.

Another very good episode. 8.7/10 overall. Better than any single hour of modern TV wrestling I've seen in the past couple of weeks for sure.

December 24th

Ah... The ECW Royal Rumble. FINALLY!

I read about the results to this match a while back and have been dying to see it.

This show opens up with Guido introducing his new FBI partner, Davey Piasano(Kid Kash). They take on the Dudley Boyz, which is Buh Buh & Spike here. The Dudley Boyz win it when Buh Buh lands his awesome Backdrop Cutter. Sign Guy Dudley has a sign that says "Diamond Dallas Who?".

The "King of the Hill" Royal Rumble match was taped in the Middletown, NY Fiargrounds Fieldhouse on December 20th, with a crowd of 900 very cold looking people watching. It must have been very cold inside this Fieldhouse because a lot of guys come out wearing just the most oddball clothing, for example Van Dam comes out wearing a pair of plaid pajama pants over his singlet. Several other guys come out wearing something similar, Candido comes out wearing speedos and a sweater. The whole thing starts off with another classic angry Taz promo, leading to another classic lights out staredown with Sabu, similar to the first one at November to Remember. Sabu and Taz circle each other and The Eliminators rush the ring and take Sabu out with Total Elimination. From there The Gangstas come out to make the save and Taz leaves. This is definitely the most ghetto Royal Rumble I've ever seen, but it is kind of enjoyable to see it going down in an ECW setting. A few guys get pinned. Balls Mahoney makes his debut and looks just like my uncle. :lol: Sabu runs the table and wins the match. Interesting and fun, but should have been a lot better. 6.7/10.

Show closes out with Shane Douglas and BWO promos. Not bad, definitely interesting. The Taz vs Sabu staredown was pretty awesome.

The BWO made an appearance here from several downtown NYC locations, including Times Square, and The Rockerfeller Center. Stevie dropped Santa Claus with a Super Kick during one of the shots.

And with that we move on from 1996. Keep an eye out for my final thoughts on 1996 coming soon. :coolthumb.
 
1996: Final Thoughts

Another year has come and gone and it is now time for us to close the curtains on 1996. It's been a very fun year to watch through for me, especially since I never got to see most of these tapes back in the day. I'd argue that the year as a whole stands up well to any calender year in WWF or WCW history, even the modern day WWE/TNA era, but me personally I'm partial to grungy, realistic characters & angles over in ring action, so you can take that assessment with a grain of salt. The overall in ring product for the ECW 96 tapes is sadly overrated. I remember hearing about these shows and matches back in the day as if they were some of the absolute all time greats, and slowly but surely, one after another I was constantly underwhelmed with everything as I watched through it(in the ring from bell to bell). As for the overall nature and tone of the product though, I would argue that it was second to none. Heyman presented ECW with a great balance of reality and kayfabe in 1996. ECW was a character driven product in 1996 with some great characters that were way ahead of their time.

The show started off really hot earlier in the year with guys like Rey Mysterio, Mick Foley, and Brian Pillman making regular appearances. There were a lot of moments and segments that are just vintage all time classic ECW viewing. The product sagged a bit in the Summer once the big names left, but it picked back up nicely going into the fall as guys like Damien Kane(I just found out that Heyman was using Kane's promoters license because his was suspended after the Cactus/Funk fire incident in late 95) and The Harris Twins disappeared. Going into the month of November the Taz vs Heyman/Sabu angle really got hot. Overall Heyman's booking gradually improved and got tighter as the year progressed. The undercards of the shows improved drastically, with Heyman perfecting his talent of "hiding the weaknesses, emphasizing the strengths" in order to produce a show that you find yourself hitting the fast forward button less and less with. Really at the end of the day though, ECW got passed up by the WWF and WCW in 1996 in terms of in-ring quality. I don't think WWF really gets the credit it deserves for being as solid in the ring thanks to guys like Austin, Foley, and HBK getting pushed as main event guys. Taker had probably my favorite single year of his career in 96. WCW was on fire with Malenko, Mysterio, Benoit, Eddie, Psicosis, Ultimo Dragon and several others tearing it up on a weekly basis, with the NWO/Sting angle being the must see angle running in wrestling at this time. As I read and watched more WCW 96 this year I realized how little of it I honestly watched back in the day. I was still a WWF lifer in 1996, and I would just occasionally flip over and watch from time to time once they threw it out there that the NWO was NOT a WWF Invasion(right as Bret was returning from his hiatus). I did have my eye on WCW though, and I was just starting to get into ECW through the apter mags.

This was definitely an enjoyable experience and a wrestling clinic for me personally watching through this set, and I'll definitely be coming back to it in the future from time to time. With that said though, I would strongly argue that 1995 was the better year. Here is my 1995: Final Thoughts post before we get on with the awards ceremony.


Nobi's ECW '96 Awards:



ECW 1996 MVP:
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Taz's character from January to December of 1996 is absolutely one of my all time favorite things ever produced by any promotion. There may have been more consistent guys in the ring through the year, but nobody captured my interest as much as Taz. He started out earlier in the year taking out jobbers like Koji Nakagawa, Joel Hartgood, and El Puerto Ricano, just absolutely folding them in half with suplexes and choking them out. He developed the all time greatest, most authentic MMA gimmick any pro wrestler could ever dream of having, a good solid decade before the sport even took off. He called out Sabu and Paul Heyman all year long, choking out The Last Survivor of the Hart Family Dungeon, a Muay Thai Kickboxer, and even a 6'8", 300 pound UFC tournament finalist in a series of "ECW vs The World" worked shoot fights. He went toe to toe with the one man that he feared, Dr. Death Steve Williams. He dumped Tommy Dreamer off of the Eagles Nest balcony through a table with a suplex. He mopped up the floor with British technician Johnny Smith before he called out Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. Then he took November to Remember hostage until his arch nemesis finally grew the balls to face him. Absolutely one of the greatest characters in pro wrestling history, and pretty much the best calender year that any ECW wrestler has ever had. Taz is my MVP for ECW 1996, and really nobody else even comes close for me. I would argue that the Taz character has aged better than anything else that happened in the business in 1996, including the NWO. Taz in ECW was an even better MMA character than the real life accomplished fighters that crossed over from MMA to Pro Wrestling in the years that followed.

Feud of the Year: Taz vs Sabu & Paul Heyman

As much as I enjoyed the Sandman vs Raven rivalry, and the Pitbulls vs Shane Douglas saga, this feud was really what the entire promotion revolved around for the entire year. They subtly played up the friendship between Paul Heyman and Sabu and tied the angle into some real life heat that Taz had with Sabu over the way he left in 1995(and the way Heyman & the fans welcomed him back with open arms). Sabu and Taz promised Heyman that they wouldn't fight each other, but Taz went back on his word and called Sabu out every chance he got. Sabu would keep his word with Heyman and stay away from Taz for one full year, finally confronting him in the epic "lights out" staredown at November to Remember.

Tag Team Of The Year: The Eliminators(Perry Saturn & John Kronus)

Best tag team in North America in 1996. They were rough around the edges earlier in the year, but they gradually improved, especially Perry Saturn, both in the ring and on the mic. Definitely the most interesting, up to date, modern tag team of 1996.

Most Improved: Rob Van Dam

Van Dam was a real sloppy greenhorn earlier in the year, but he really improved a lot through his series with Sabu during the Summer. He's really refined his style to the point where he doesn't even seem like the same guy that came in and beat Axl Rotten back in the first show of the year.

Best on the Mic: Taz

Taz was definitely the most consistent guy on the microphone, with an intensity that seemingly grew more and more with each promo up until his two classic promos at November to Remember where he took the show hostage.

Most Underrated: Stevie Richards

Richards work in 95 & 96 is very underrated. He was one of the more consistent "workrate" guys through both years, but he's always kind of been stuck in Raven's shadow. Richards wasn't just solid in the ring, but he was quite humorous on the microphone throughout the year, with some classic parodies leading up to the birth of the one angle that would finally break him away from Raven and into the main event scene.

Rookie Of The Year: Rob Van Dam

Van Dam improved so much through the year 1996 that he completely slipped my mind when it came time for this award. My first pick was Louie Spicolli, who had almost instantly won the hearts of the ECW fans over with his Chris Farley-like charm. Van Dam is the shoe in for Rookie of the Year though. He debuted in January and tore it up in the Summer with a great series of matches against Sabu, leading to the formation of one of the best tag teams in ECW history. Van Dam improved and acclimated himself to the ECW environment so well through the course of the year that he made it easy to forget that he was a rookie in 1996. By December he was carrying himself as if he had been there for years.

Best Non-Wrestler: Francine

Francine was my runner up for Most Underrated because I don't think she gets enough of the credit for the heat that Shane Douglas was getting during the second part of the year. She played her role perfectly, and whenever it was time for her to get involved in the action, she always did her job without any hiccups, and she took some pretty gruesome bumps along the way. Usually managers get involved and they botch the one job they had for a match, especially valet managers, but Francine was always on point through 1996. And she was fucking HOT!

Show of the Year: Big Ass Extreme Bash(Philly)

For this one it came down to BAXB, and The Doctor Is In. I leaned towards Big Ass Extreme Bash because of the Rey vs Juvy match, and the emotional farewell from Cactus Jack.

Best Babyface: Sabu

Tommy Dreamer, The Sandman, and Pitbull 2 could have easily won this one, but I really enjoyed the way Sabu would stand up for the weak and the way his character stood for honor and respect the way he did(which tied into his reasons for avoiding Taz for a year). Sabu was the ultimate "Defender of the faith" in ECW in 1996.

Best Heel: Shane Douglas & Francine

I think Shane Douglas was the best heel in all of wrestling in 1996, even better than Austin and the NWO. No doubt about it, he was definitely the most hated man in ECW, even over Raven, which was quite an accomplishment. Shane had the ECW fans so worked up at times that they would go as far as chanting "HBK" at him, just to get under his skin. When you could get the ECW Arena to chant "HBK"(MSG cheered heel Sid over face HBK at Survivor Series '96, keep that in mind), I'm sorry, but yeah... That makes you one of the greatest heels in ECW history. :lol:


Top 25 ECW Matches of 1996:

1. Shane Douglas vs Chris Jericho vs 2 Cold Scorpio vs Pitbull 2(Heatwave)
2. Rey Mysterio vs Juventud Guerrera 2/3 Falls(Big Ass Extreme Bash)
3. Shane Douglas vs Pitbull 2(HCTV Oct. 15th)
4. Sabu & Rob Van Dam vs Doug Furnas & Phil Lafon(HCTV Sep. 24th)
5. Shane Douglas vs 2 Cold Scorpio(A Matter Of Respect)
6. Sabu vs Rob Van Dam IV; Stretcher Match(The Dr. Is In)
7. Sabu vs Mikey Whipreck(HCTV Jun. 18th)
8. Chris Jericho vs Pitbull 2(Hardcore Heaven)
9. Sabu vs Rob Van Dam II(A Matter of Respect)
10. Shane Douglas vs Mikey Whipreck(Hardcore Heaven)
11. Rob Van Dam vs Doug Furnas(Natural Born Killaz)
12. Sabu vs Chris Jericho(Aug. 2nd)
13. Sabu vs Rob Van Dam III(Hardcore Heaven)
14. Sabu vs 2 Cold Scorpio(Cyberslam)
15. Sabu vs Rob Van Dam(Hostile City Showdown)
16. Sabu vs Stevie Richards(House Party)
17. Taz vs Rob Van Dam(HCTV Dec. 17th)
18. Raven vs Tommy Dreamer(HCTV Japan Aug. 13th)
19. Chris Jericho vs Mikey Whipreck(A Matter of Respect)
20. Sabu vs Mikey Whipreck(Massacre On Queens Blvd.)
21. The Eliminators vs Terry Gordy & Steve Williams(High Incident)
22. Taz vs Tommy Dreamer(Natural Born Killaz)
23. Tommy Dreamer & Steve Williams vs Brian Lee & Taz(The Dr. Is In)
24. Shane Douglas vs Raven(Hostile City Showdown)
25. Chris Jericho vs 2 Cold Scorpio(The Dr. Is In)


And since I never posted an official ECW top 25 for 1995, here you go:
1. Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko Hostile City Showdown 95
2. Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko 2/3 Falls Aug. 26th
3. Rey Mysterio vs Psicosis 2/3 Falls Oct. 28th
4. Eddie Guerrero & The Stiener Brothers vs 2 Cold Scorpio, Dean Malenko, & Cactus Jack Wrestlepalooza 95
5. Raven & Stevie Richards vs The Pit Bulls Double Dog Collar 2/3 Falls Gangstas Paradise 95
6. Steve Austin vs The Sandman vs Mikey Whipreck Hardcore TV Dec. 12th
7. Rey Mysterio vs Psicosis Mexican Death Match November to Remember 95
8. Cactus Jack vs Tommy Dreamer Hardcore TV Nov. 14th
9. Mikey Whipreck vs The Sandman Ladder Match Hardcore TV Oct. 31st
10. Mikey Whipreck vs The Sandman Hardcore TV Oct. 24th
11. Rey Mysterio vs Psicosis Gangstas Paradise 95
12. Stevie Richards vs Luna Vachon Steel Cage Match Heatwave 95
13. Eddie Guerrero vs 2 Cold Scorpio Three Way Dance 95
14. Tommy Dreamer vs Raven Hostile City Showdown 95
15. Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko Jul. 21st Tampa Fl.
16. Chris Benoit vs Al Snow Double Tables 95
17. Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko May 20th
18. 2 Cold Scorpio vs Taz Hardcore Heaven 95
19. Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko vs Tasmaniac & Sabu Return of the Funker 95
20. The Pit Bulls vs The Eliminators November to Remember 95
21. Sabu vs Mikey Whipreck Hardcore TV Mar. 28th
22. Shane Douglas vs Marty Jannety Return of the Funker 95
23. Cactus Jack vs The Sandman Texas Death Match Double Tables 95
24. Rey Mysterio vs Mikey Whipreck Hardcore TV Nov. 17th
25. Cactus Jack vs Terry Funk Hostile City Showdown 95

These are the awards that ECW won in the 1996 Wrestling Observer Newsletter end of the year awards:

Most Outstanding Wrestler: Rey Mysterio(also competed in WCW)
Best High Flying Wrestler: Rey Mysterio(also competed in WCW)
Best Weekly Television Show: Hardcore TV
Best Television Announcer: Joey Styles
Best Booker: Paul Heyman

It's interesting to see how ECW cleaned up the awards in 1994 & 1995, but as WCW and WWE gradually take their ideas and wrestlers the awards get fewer and fewer the deeper we get into the Attitude(Perfect Storm) Era.

Special thanks to all of my readers here for all of the feedback and discussion. Keep an eye out on the blog(link in my sig) because I'll be updating it here over the next couple of weeks with all of my recent reviews, along with house show/HCTV results and title histories.

I'm going to do something a little different with 1997 since I have the WCW/WWF sets on DVD, I'm going to review through them in a separate thread(along with HCTV here in this one), with weekly awards for best show/match/wrestler out of the 3 promotions. Also going to merge my MMA reviews into this project(in the WWF/WCW thread) starting with the 97 shows. I'll have the new companion thread up soon and we'll be diving into what many believe to be the best single year of the Monday Night Wars.

Was 1997 really that good? Lets find out. (h)
 
Hopefully you check out the ecw hardcore tvs that happened the week before and after barely legal. Best two episodes of ecw tv! The music used throughout the shows was great(on the show and the commercials). They use a remix of Coolio's Gangsta's paradise to hype the live events.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #193)

January 4th, 1997​

...And we're back...

The big deal about ECW going into 1997 was the move to pay per view. When you look at ECW as a company, on paper, they had no business going into the pay per view market. They ran 2 camera shows in a bingo hall that were edited in their producer's mom's basement, and ran on syndicated TV exclusively in the northeastern states. Everything was made or produced by the wrestlers themselves. T-shirt designs, setting up and moving the ring, working the 1-900 number and almost all other grunt work was performed by guys like Tommy Dreamer, Taz, Guido, and Stevie Richards. It was about as mom-and-pop or D.I.Y. as you could get for a wrestling promotion. ECW clicked with the lower-middle working class people that lived around the bingo hall in South Philly that they held shows at every 3 weeks. ECW also clicked with the Wrestling Observer Newsletter crowd and many wrestling insiders. This led to them being noticed by the WWF(the chants at King Of The Ring '95 and the Seasons Beatings PPV's in Pennsylvania). ECW's debt had snowballed from roughly $30,000 in 1995 to god knows what by the end of 1996. The truth is that ECW was in so much debt by this point in 1997 that if they didn't go to pay per view, they were going to be out of business by the Summer, but at the same time if that pay per view failed to hit a certain buyrate, it would have killed ECW instantly. That was the predicament that ECW was in during the first few months of 1997.


ECW started working with WWF(WWE) in 1996 as a developmental spot for guys who were being brought up or sent down. The common misconception is that Vince/WWE was paying Heyman/ECW under the table during this relationship, but this wasn't true. The WWE never outright just gave money to ECW(there were some predatory "loans" there at the end though). The WWE would allow ECW certain privileges and opportunities, like appearing at the Philly/Pittsuburgh Raw shows in October 1996, or selling ECW merchandise in the booths at WWE shows. WWE and ECW were in a strange "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" relationship during late 1996. That relationship would stall out after the New Jack/Mass Transit Incident a couple of days after November to Remember(covered in depth with a video a page or two back), but we're getting into the period of time when that relationship began to pick up more steam. That relationship is one of the more intriguing things to look back at as we begin our trek through 1997. It's a relationship that is almost hard to believe ever even existed, but it did, and it helped keep ECW alive for another 3 years.


The hottest thing in ECW right now is the BWO, the Blue World Order, a comedy spoof of the NWO(with mocking vignettes and all) that was born at the November To Remember 96 supercard, and it was mega-over as soon as it popped out of the womb. Going through December the angle REALLY took off, and the t-shirts sold in DROVES! BWO shirts were everywhere in wrestling in early 97, in the crowds of Nitro & Raw, wrestling magazines, and on the back of nearly every fan in the ECW Arena for the December shows. The group cut some goofy promos from downtown New York on the last episode of Hardcore TV of 1996, where Stevie Richards knocked Santa Claus out with a Superkick. Elsewhere in ECW, Taz and Sabu's rivalry has been brewing for a year and is boiling over. Raven has returned from a hiatus(rehab) and resumed his rivalry with Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman. Shane Douglas is the hottest heel in ECW and entrenched in a rivalry with Pitbull 2 that is getting white heat from smarks. Shane united Brian Lee and Chris Candido as the new Triple Threat in December of 1996. Brian Lee in 1996 was one of Heyman's best accomplishments as a booker. None of the fans gave a shit about him earlier in the year. He was devoid of any charisma or skills, but he was booked masterfully through the year and eventually got over as a real badass believe it or not. Other than that, I'd say that paragraph catches you up on what's going on about as much as it's going to without you going back and reading past reviews, so let's do this.


This one opens up with a "Last Week In ECW" replay of the BWO in Times Square New York jacking around. Santa Claus gets the sweet chin music. Stevie says "That's what you get for not getting me that toy train set when I was 9". :lol:


Cue the White Zombie music. :rocking:


Joey opens the show from the booth(standing in the basement in front of a flag draped over a washer/dryer) talking about how The Eliminators defeated The Gangstas for the ECW World Tag Team Titles at a house show recently. They show a replay of when The Gangstas won the titles from The Eliminators in August before showing a clip of the recent title change. Mustapha clings to the belts after the match, refusing to give them up in a pretty interesting scene. New Jack talks him into finally handing the belts over to The Eliminators. The Eliminators show respect for The Gangstas and get babyface cheers.

We cut away to ads for house shows and t-shirts.

The ECW 1-900 number has an interview with Francine, Raw results before they air, and a report on the upcoming ECW pay per view.

More house show ads.

Extreme Warfare Volume 1 home video commercial.

Perry Saturn cuts a promo with John Kronus, talking about how the Eliminators have defeated The Bruise Brothers, Cactus Jack & Mikey Whipreck, The Pit Bulls, 911 & Rey Mysterio, The Samoan Gangsta Party, Rob Van Dam & Sabu, Dr. Death & Terry Gordy, and now The Gangstas. Holy Shit. :stalker:

Saturn cuts an ok promo about The Eliminators feud with The Gangstas, saying that The Gangstas took them out of their element and beat them in street fights, but they got caught with the most lethal double team maneuver in the history of the sport. Best tag team in the world.

More House Show/T-shirt ads. 2 Cold Scorpio's "Get down, get down" theme song plays along.

We cut into a replay of the Louie Spicolli vs Brian Lee match from a few shows back. Louie gets blinded and accidentally drops the ref with a Death Valley Driver. Chris Candido comes in and helps Brian Lee and Shane Douglas defeat Louie, officially uniting as the new Triple Threat. Brian Lee and Candido worked together in Smoky Mountain. Styles questions what is going on and says that Lee is on Raven's payroll.


Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Candido


This is a fan cam clip of a match from a house show in Allentown, PA at the Agricultural Hall on December 28th, 1996 in front of 1,300 fans.

They open it up with a really fast paced, very, very nice chain sequence that ends with Van Dam ducking a leapfrog with his full splits and rolling up to his feet for a Dean/Eddie style stare down.

Van Dam looks really good early on and Candido helps with some good selling. Candido gets backdropped out of the ring and hit with Van Dam's Somersault Plancha. Awesome.

This match is clipped(edited). :mad: FUCK!

It cuts ahead to both men nearly catching each other in a series of about 4 nearfalls. Candido takes the upper hand after a pretty nice Lariat. He drags Van Dam around by his pony tail and smacks him around for a bit. He goes out of the ring and brings a wooden chair into the ring and things get super sloppy. They go through with a horrible looking ref bump. Shane Douglas comes out and pulls the small chain out of his trunks, wrapping it around Candido's hand. Candido lays into Van Dam and goes for the pin, but Louie Spicolli comes out and drops him with a Death Valley Driver. Van Dam picks up the win.

N/A

This was probably about a 10 minute match clipped down to about a 5-6 minute clip, so I can't give it a complete grade. Judging from what was available here this looked like something in the range of 2 Stars. They worked together very well early on, but the finish fucked it up pretty good. The ref bump was atrocious. Louie's run in made sense because of the way they executed it. In the match where Brian Lee beat Louie, Shane Douglas came out disguised as a referee, so Louie did the same thing here to catch Candido with the DVD. The booking was laid out ok, but it was poorly executed in the ring.

T-Shirt/House Show ads to Shaggy music. Not a fan. :thumbsdown:

Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 ad. The night that Kimona Wanalaya danced atop the ECW Arena! We're going to be seeing A LOT more of these over the remainder of this project. :lol:

Joey recaps RVD's 1996, saying he beat a lot of guys, but he couldn't beat Taz(unbeaten in 96). They replay a match with RVD vs Taz last month where RVD broke Taz' nose and gave him a black eye, but RVD was stretchered out.

Joey recaps the ECW Royal Rumble from the last episode of Hardcore TV from 1996. I posted some thoughts on it a page or two ago. It's a pretty ghetto Royal Rumble. :lol: Sabu ran the table and won it after weathering an attack from Taz and The Eliminators. Joey goes on for a bit about Taz's possible injured shoulder and his recent rivalry with RVD.

Taz is shown packing his bags into the trunk of his ride and cutting a promo before leaving. Taz calls out RVD, saying something about "The Extreme Grappler vs The Extreme Striker". Taz talks about how RVD brought a chair into their match and says that his hands are his weapons, he is a walking weapon. Taz says he's going to show RVD disrespect.

Joel Gertner is shown with a "Hype Central" vignette. Says he turned down a job hosting Good Morning America, and he is greatness.

More house show ads playing along with some obscure 90's hip-hop song I don't particularly care for.

BWO t-shirt ad.

Joey Styles cuts a really good promo about Terry Funk, saying he is an innovator of the ECW style and one of the founding fathers of the company. Terry will return to ECW to go for one more run for the title, 20 years after he lost the NWA Championship to Harley Race.

More commercials, Bowflex.

Let the records show that it's January 1997 and ECW is still selling the Brian F'N Pillman t-shirts.

Ads for Raven and Sabu t-shirts, and more house show ad's set to Mad Season's "I Don't Know Anything".

ECW Hardcore TV moves to Thursday Nights at 11 starting next week, right here on Sports Channel!

Shane Douglas cuts a short, weak promo about The Pit Bulls with Francine by his side. I'm pretty sure this was a promo from an earlier episode.

Joey Styles recaps Shane's year in 1996 saying that he shook ECW down to it's core. They replay the entire finish from the 4 Way Dance at Heatwave '96 where Francine turns on the Pit Bulls and joins Shane. Shane drops Pitbull 1 with a DDT in the aftermath and legit breaks his neck. Pitbull 1 returned wearing a halo attacked to his head/neck, and his wrestling career more than likely over. It struck a chord with the ECW fans. Shane was getting some pretty nasty heat.

They replay the Douglas vs Pitbull 2 match from October 8th 1996 when Shane grabbed Pitbull 1's halo and tossed him to the ground. Two fans jumped the railing and legit went after Douglas.

Even MORE house show/T-shirt ads. :lol: This time set to White Zombie's "More Human Than Human"(just the orgasm intro).

Extreme Warfare 2 commercial again.

More ads for t-shirts, BWO, Sabu, EC F'N W, November to Remember 96 VHS.

ECW World Championship: Raven(C) Vs Mikey Whipreck

This is a match from a house show in Middletown, NY at the Fairgrounds Fieldhouse on December 20th, 1996 in front of a crowd of 900.

We cut to the ring where Raven is introduced with Sandman's wife crawling around the ring looking like Marilyn Manson or something. Raven has been the ECW World Champ for most of 1996. He left for rehab for a couple of weeks where Heyman booked it to where Stevie defended and lost the title to The Sandman. Raven came back and won the belt back in a barbed wire match in December of 1996.

This is another clipped up match. The BWO comes out into the crowd and gets a massive chant of BWO going. Joey says that the BWO is still watching Raven's back.

They show mostly clips of Raven dominating Mikey and eventually pinning him after a DDT. About 2 or 3 minutes of clips in all. Mikey gets zero offense in.

Sandman's wife attacks Mikey after the match and The Sandman comes running out with his cane. Raven kicks him in the head and lays him out. His wife hits him in the face with the cane in a pretty amateur looking scene. Sandman eventually knocks Raven out and leaves with his belt as the show comes to an end.

N/A

This was just a squash match. Stevie Richards seems to be more over than Raven with the BWO stuff. Merchandise is selling, fans are chanting, everybody's happy.

Overall: 5/10

This was a filler show all the way. No real matches. Nothing special about any of the promos or music or anything about this one, this was definitely one of those "ECW infomercial" episodes. It was nice to recap the major stories and characters going into the year though, and I'm looking forward to examining the way ECW was booked during the months leading into their big dance on pay per view.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #194)

January 10th, 1997​

This episode opens up with a clip of Terry Funk played along with The Eagles song "Desperado". Styles plugs Funk's return to go for one more World Championship, 20 years after he lost the NWA Championship to Harley Race. This segues right into the White Zombie intro.

The usual intro is interrupted by a BWO video about halfway through. We're taking over!

I'm going to go out on a limb and make an educated guess that the BWO t-shirt was the highest selling piece of merchandise in ECW history. If not the highest, it was damn sure up there at the top. This video recaps their month of December, with Stevie knocking Santa Claus out with a Superkick. I don't know how well this angle/stable has aged looking back now, but back in early 97, during the peak of the actual NWO angle, this was pretty hot stuff. I'm just thinking they could have picked a better theme song. This one they are using sounds like it was recorded by a teenage garage band.

Axl Rotten vs. Stevie Richards

This is a match taped on January 3rd from a house show in the Webster Town Hall in Webster, MA in front of a crowd of 782.

Axl comes out first wearing a really awesome Marilyn Manson t-shirt that I used to have back in the day. It's the one that says "Believe" on the back with the word lie highlighted in the middle of it. Just in case you weren't alive or were too young, Marilyn Manson was a huge deal in 1997. He was on the cover of every heavy metal magazine every month. His t-shirts where everywhere(banned from schools that I went to). He had religious groups protesting his shows and it generated a ton of controversy that made him a household name through 1997, with several of his music videos getting regular airplay on MTV during an era dominated by soft edge hip-hop and *****fied post-grunge alternative music.

Axl is working as a heel here and has been for the past couple of months. He was in a tag team with D-Von Dudley for a while, but I think that's about done.

Joey talks about the BWO as if they are still affiliated with Raven's nest. The BWO comes out through the crowd. Joey Styles talks about how the BWO t-shirt is the fastest selling ECW t-shirt in history.

We cut away to t-shirt commercials set to a cool hip hop song that they have been using pretty regularly.

1-900 report, now with Paul Heyman plugging what is on the line. This one he says they have a Japanese report on Rob Van Dam and Sabu, an interview with Pitbull 2 about Shane Douglas, Ahmed Johnson in a street fight with a member of The Gangstas? Plus, an update on ECW's fight for pay per view!

We get a pretty slick music video about Shane Douglas and Francine narrated by Paul Heyman and making them out to be the greatest heels in the entire history of professional wrestling. Douglas fights Tommy Dreamer at a house show tomorrow night.

More t-shirt ads set to some 90's grunge/industrial song.

We finally get to the match with Axl attacking Stevie from behind with a neckbreaker. Jeff Jones is the referee here. This is the first time I've noticed him. He would go on to be a manager for The Dudley Boyz and later Mike Awesome and he sucked really bad.

Something annoying about this match is that they keep switching back and forth between the regular camera shot and the "Fan Cam" style hand cam shot. This arena is pretty dark and ghetto looking, like a slightly bigger, far less charming version of the Madhouse in Queens.

This is kind of a weird match, but also somewhat enjoyable. They did a lot of gay stuff. A lot of crotch targeting. A lot of gyrating and dry humping going on, but it all worked due to the comedic selling and the way they structured the match. Axl was the clear cut bad guy and Stevie was the clear cut face in peril through most of the match, and it was kind of fun, kind of weird. The crowd broke out into some politically incorrect chants at one point in the match that would get me banned if I were to repeat them here. :lol:

Stevie wins by backing out of a Powerbomb and hitting the Sweet Chin Music for the clean win. Short, fun match. The crowd is all about some BWO. I think it's safe to say that Stevie is one of the most over faces in ECW at this point.

2 & 3/8ths Stars

Yep, I'm switching to the star system. I've lost the grasp on how to use the 10 point system and you can see it with some of my more bizarre ratings(8/10 FTW!). I think I have a better grasp on the Star system now and I'm going to switch over to it from here on out. I'll still use the 10 point system for the overall show ratings for the sake of continuity.

As for this match it wasn't bad. It wasn't overly entertaining, but it was a lot better than I expected. They kept it simple and it was short enough to not overstay it's welcome. The BWO was honestly a little before my time. I remember seeing the shirts and signs everywhere in the magazines and in the crowds of WWF and WCW shows, but I never really got to see what they were all about(except for that one appearance on Raw). It's been fun to watch Stevie Richards make his way up through the bottom of ECW into a solid worker and a charming performer. He went through 1996 as a comedy lackey that had a lot of funny moments as they imitated classic wrestling acts. At November to Remember they finally found something that worked for him. Now Stevie is one of the most over guys in the company and has merchandise that is flying off of their shelves. The promos they ran in December were pretty good, spot on parodies of what the actual NWO was doing in WCW as far as their vignettes and the way they were constantly plugging merch.

More merchandise commercials, t-shirts, November to Remember 96 vhs, set to Sepultura's "Rahtamahata". (h)

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More ads for house shows.

Joey Styles briefly goes over the speculation of Taz having an injured shoulder, bringing up how he refused to compete in the King Of The Hill battle royal a few shows back and also turned down a match set for the Mass house show(hand picking Chris Candido to take his place).

From there we get a brief highlight package of other action from the Webster, MA house show. Buh Buh and D-Von are shown fighting. Buh Buh drops D-Von with his awesome backdrop cutter. Their feud drug on for fucking forever! I'm ready for it to end. Buh Buh has been playing a face with Spike Dudley as his tag team partner. D-Von was with Axl for a couple weeks, but he seems to be flying solo now.

They cut away to a clip of Pitbull 2 beating up Joel Gertner.

Tommy Dreamer is shown in highlights in a match against Shane Douglas. Dreamer beats on Shane's leg with a chair and locks him in the Figure Four. The crowd screams "WHOOO!". :lol: Francine comes in and attacks Dreamer, bringing in Beulah for a nice catfight.

They show The Eliminators getting introduced for a match and getting a really good hometown crowd pop. We get a 2 minute highlight clip of their match against Buh Buh and Spike. Spike gets in some offense and looks pretty good. Buh Buh sends them out to the floor and backdrops Spike out of the ring on top of them. Saturn is shown doing his awesome elbow drop before they take out Spike with the Total Elimination for the win.

They cut away to a shot of Killer Kowalski awarding his students The Eliminators new tag team belts. Joey talks about Kowalski tearing one of his opponents ears off in his heyday. Kowalski trained The Eliminators for those that didn't know.

Next up we get Joel Gertner's hype central promo. These are getting old. He cuts a poetic style promo and brings in guest Chris Candido. Candido orders the camera man to stop shaking the camera. :lol: Thanks. He goes on and talks about his time in a tag team with Louie Spicolli in the WWF. Chris rambles on like he's jacked on speed. They replay the clips of his feud with Louie Spicolli.

More ads for house shows/t-shirts, set to a remix of House Of Pain's "Fed Up" featuring Guru. January 11th in the ECW Arena, Terry Funk vs Brian Lee!

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They show a screen with House Of Pain congratulating The Eliminators on winning the Tag Team Titles. ECW plugged this House Of Pain CD for a couple of weeks, even airing the debut of the "Fed Up" music video, which actually featured Perry Saturn playing a bar tender wearing an EC F'N W t-shirt.

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They replay a part of the ECW Royal Rumble(King Of The Hill Battle Royal) from the last episode of Hardcore TV from 96. D-Von Dudley, The Sandman, and Sabu are shown in the ring together. The BWO comes out. Stevie knocks D-Von out of the ring and eliminates him. Brian Lee comes out and clotheslines Meanie and Nova out of the ring to eliminate them. Stevie drops The Sandman with a kick to the face. Brian Lee throws Stevie out of the ring and goes to work on Sabu and The Sandman.

They plug the Lee vs Funk match coming up in the ECW Arena this weekend. I've already praised Heyman's booking of Brian Lee enough, but yeah, it was some of his best work as a booker.

Hollywood Nova vs. Brian Lee

Brian Lee comes out to a very fitting classic southern rock song for his entrance music. Marshall Tucker Band or something.

Stevie gets the mic before the match and says that Lee eliminated the entire BWO from the King Of The Hill Battle Royal. Stevie says that Brian Lee is Raven's hitman and they are also still rooted in his flock. Stevie buries the hatchet and offers Lee a spot in the BWO, telling him to just think about it. Nova extends a handshake and Brian Lee just grabs his throat. We're off.

Brian Lee knocks Blue Meanie and Stevie out of the ring and drops Nova with a chokeslam for the win after only 29 seconds.

N/A

This was just a squash match and I think it was mainly setup to break Brian Lee away from Raven. That's one thing I have to say about a couple of these feuds, they have splintered off and changed direction and I'm not so sure it's for the best. Brian Lee broke away from Raven and started helping Shane Douglas and Chris Candido. Tommy Dreamer's focus shifted from Raven to Shane Douglas. Raven's feud with The Sandman has really petered out in the past couple of months up to where were are now. It was hot in the Summer, but going through the fall the angle really petered out. We'll have to see how it goes now that The Funker is back in the picture. Right now things are a bit messy.

Killer Kowalski is shown in the locker room for an interview and he's plugged as an innovator of hardcore wrestling. Brian Lee comes into the scene and chokes him down to the ground. Brian Lee looks into the camera and sends a message to Terry Funk, saying that he's a "Legend Killer".

Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 vhs commercial set to Filter's "Hey Man Nice Shot".

Paul Heyman's voice narrates an ad for the upcoming ECW Arena show for tomorrow night, Raven vs Sandman in a fight to the finish.

The Eliminators cut a promo pissed off about what Brian Lee did to Killer Kowalski. The Eliminators call out Brian Lee and Chris Candido, saying they are going to get a Boston ass whoopin.

Raven is shown in the Webster Town Hall in Webster, MA saying that he's a better man, better father, and a better wrestler than The Sandman. The Sandman came out on the last show and ran off with Raven's world title.

Raven calls for Sandman to bring his belt out and it's on!

ECW World Championship: Sandman vs. Raven(C)

There wasn't any "wrestling" in this match, but it was a very fun brawl. They both bled and fought all over this entire venue, giving us a complete tour, which is pretty awesome. They fight through the backstage area where the BWO are set up in their own private locker room. Sandman gets knocked down a flight of stairs. Raven turns around and shoves Stevie Richards down to the floor.

Raven goes back down to the ringside area and opens up a door to the stairwell that Sandman fell down. Sandman stumbles out of the door wearing a BWO t-shirt. :rofl:

Raven continues beating on Sandman throughout this building, I'm talking every nook and cranny. They eventually bring it back to the ring where things get sloppy with a really bad looking punching exchange. Everything deteriorates and the show ends without even finishing the match. :mad:

Actually, I don't think a referee ever came out or a bell ever rang so this probably wasn't even an actual match. :$

2 Stars

This was on it's way to being the match of the week until they brought it back to the ring and pulled the ole' "We're out of time!" finish to protect both guys. This was a really enjoyable brawl. It covered a lot of ground and had a nice setting with this rustic old town hall. The action was nice up to a point. The scene with the BWO was pretty well done and Sandman stumbling out of that door wearing that shirt got a laugh out of me.

Overall: 6.9/10

This was a fun show with a couple of decent matches and some nice music. I don't know if it was as good of a show as Nitro for this week, but it was definitely more entertaining than Raw. I'm starting to realize how big of a missed opportunity it was for ECW to lose both Raven and Stevie Richards at the same time later in the year. Stevie was crazy over and they could have done a big angle with him and Raven, but it just wasn't meant to be I guess. Things are definitely picking up as that April 13th date approaches. I'm looking forward to the next show.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #195)

January 16th, 1997​

The events of this episode were filmed in the ECW Arena on January 11th in front of a crowd of roughly 1,400.

This episode opens up with Tommy Rich and Richard Morton walking out to the ring in the ECW Arena with Paul Heyman's voice saying not to worry, you're not watching the American Wrestling Federation, these two guys are about to get taken to the extreme!

White Zombie intro! (h)

The Gangstas vs. Ricky Morton & Tommy Rich

The Gangstas rush the ring with weapons and bust ass. New Jack brawls with Richard Morton to the bleechers while Mustapha chokes Tommy Rich with a chain. This is a pretty short, sloppy brawl. New Jack lands a flying chair shot on Morton for the win. Dud.

This cuts right into some commercial billboard screens for upcoming house shows.

Paul Heyman narrates the Hardcore Hotline report, saying that a major scandal has erupted, with some intra-marital(is that even a real word? :lol:) relationships causing a major bar fight that a major promotion wants to cover up. Heyman says, "Hey Ted Turner, get your lawyers ready, because we're going to spill the beans tonight... on the Hardcore Hotline!".

We go through some ads for upcoming house shows. Joey plugs a Hair vs Title match between Raven and Sandman, even though Raven is technically the champion, his hair is also on the line. :fpalm:

Joey also says something about a masked man that popped up at the last ECW Arena show, but they haven't shown anything about this on Hardcore TV yet.

Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 VHS ad.

Joey recaps the aftermath of the opening tag match, with Ricky Morton and Tommy Rich arguing. They break off into an impromptu match against each other, with blood everywhere. Tommy Rich scores the pinfall.

Next we get a "Live satellite interview" at the "Taz Dojo".

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Some guy opens the door and tells the camera man to scram. He goes back inside for a second and comes back out, saying that Taz said they could come in. Reminds me of Wizard of Oz. :lol:

November To Remember 96 VHS commercial showing the epic staredown with Taz and Sabu.

We return to the show with a shot of Taz sitting at a desk, with wrestlers being trained in the background. Fucking awesome.

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Joey asks Taz about his rumored shoulder injury and Taz confirms that it is a recurring injury that he originally suffered in a Judo tournament when he was 19 years old. Taz calls out Van Dam and calls him a pussy that practices fake martial arts like Tai Chi or whatever the fuck he does. :lol: Taz says he's the ultimate grappler, the ultimate wrestler, and he'll put that on display next week on Hardcore TV. This promo wasn't as good as it sounds on paper. Taz just wasn't in the zone. Still an awesome setting for a promo though.

This segues right into the commercial for the Hardcore Heaven 96 VHS tape with Taz vs the UFC's Paul Varelans in a "Shoot Fight".

Joey plugs the upcoming Scranton, PA house show again, personally guaranteeing that pro wrestling history will be made at this show.

Extreme Warfare Vol. 1 VHS commercial.

Next we get a recap of the recent events in the Raven vs Sandman feud. Sandman stole Raven's belt two weeks ago, and they had a really good brawl on last week's show over it. They brawled their way into the BWO dressing room. Raven shoved Sandman down a flight of stairs and pushed Stevie Richards up against a wall before returning to the ringside area. The Sandman emerged from the dressing room area wearing a BWO shirt. Joey questions whether or not the BWO is breaking away from Raven by backing The Sandman.

Raven hits the ring and calls for his belt. Cut the Metallica music.

Sandman vs. Raven

They make it clear that this is not a match, there is no referee, just a fight until somebody can't fight anymore. I really like that.

They brawl back and forth with a goofy looking punch exchange before taking it to the floor and fighting over a table. Things get really sloppy. The fans start chanting for the BWO.

Raven drops The Sandman in the ring with a DDT and the BWO music hits. Huge pop.

The Sandman spits his beer into Raven's eyes, temporarily blinding him. Raven drops Nova and The Meanie and has a shoving match with Stevie Richards. Stevie throws a Superkick, but Raven moves and it hits The Sandman. Stevie tells Raven that he's not finished with him yet, and the crowd pops huge. Raven puts his hands up and calls Stevie out, legitimately punching him in the mouth. :stalker:

Stevie puts his hands up to Raven, but Sandman spins him around and drops him with a DDT. Stevie drops Raven with Superkick and gives Sandman a BWO shirt. The crowd goes crazy. Sandman uses the shirt and chokes Raven with it. Raven blades himself pretty shamelessly and stumbles backwards into the ropes. Sandman canes him down and gets the blood going. The fans chant E! C! DUB! as Sandman hits a defenseless Raven with multiple cane shots to the face.

Sandman takes Raven's title and leaves him tied up in the ropes a bloody mess. Raven crawls to the back on his hands and knees.

Bowflex commercials.

We return from the break and Joey recaps the entire last segment... and again in slow motion...

Next we cut away to Joel Gertner in the Hype Central vignettes, which have really worn out their welcome. This was cute a few months worth of shows back, but by this point it's gotten really old. He's not even funny anymore.

More billboards advertising house shows, t-shirts, the House of Hardcore training school, set to Bush's "Swallow".

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Heyman advertises the upcoming Scranton, PA card and says that Shane Douglas could be in for a Rude Awakening, showing the masked man that confronted him.

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This was obviously Rick Rude, and they didn't even try to hide that. I'm not sure this was the best way to bring in Rude, but I'll give it a chance.

Raven crashes the booth and tells Styles and ECW "commissioner" Todd Gordon to go get his belt from The Sandman. Gordon tells Raven that if he wants his belt back he will have to do things the ECW way, take it back.

November to Remember 96 VHS ad again, with Terry Funk's standing ovation during the intros of the main event.

Next we get a recap of Shane Douglas' rise as a heel with Francine, and his uniting of Brian Lee and Chris Candido as the new Triple Threat. We get a recap of Candido's feud with Louie Spicolli leading into this match:

Louie Spicolli vs Chris Candido

I think this match was joined in progress. Looks to be a solid match. Candido takes a spill over the top rope to the floor(no mats, just concrete) and acts like he hurt his head. The referee almost stops the match. Candido plays possum and catches Louie with a small package for a close 2 count. Candido later counters a sunset flip with the Bret/Bulldog Summerslam 92 finish for the win. Not bad. This was heavily edited, but from what I seen here this looked like a solid 2 Star match.

Louie gets jumped by Brian Lee, Shane Douglas, and Candido after the match. Pitbull 2 comes out and no-sells Brian Lee's chokeslam before clearing them out as the show ends.

Overall: 6.9/10

This show wasn't all that great, especially in the ring from bell to bell, but overall I'd still say it was better than Raw for this week. It was just a much more modern show that was really fresh compared to Raw and the way it was presented. It still doesn't stand up well to what WCW was doing for this week.

Two of Heyman's best examples of great booking would be Louie Spicolli and Brian Lee through 1996. Both guys got more over than they had any right to be because of Heyman's booking, but going into 1997 I think he's starting to lose his grasp on both characters. Having Louie dye his hair blonde and feuding with Candido/Douglas as a face wasn't a real great move, and I don't think Lee really fits in with Douglas & Candido either. Everything about the booking here from the build up to November to Remember to where we are now in 97 really feels like it has been booked on the fly. Heyman's obviously playing things by ear as their battle for pay per view rages on.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #196)

January 23rd, 1997​

This show opens up with Tommy Dreamer being attacked on the eagles nest balcony of the ECW Arena by Shane Douglas, Brian Lee, and Chris Candido. Dreamer is knocked off of the stage and carted out on a stretcher. It's a serious segment and it's treated like it's all real, or "a shoot". There is no commentary and it's just madness as Dreamer is rolled out of the building. All of this shit reminds me of the whole New Aged Outlaws scene where they hurt Terry Funk and Cactus Jack. That whole style came from ECW I believe, where it feels like they are breaking down the fourth wall, Vince is scolding the Outlaws for going too far, other babyface wrestlers are pretending to break kayfabe and pretending to act out of character because of the severity of the situation, but in fact, kayfabe is quite strong! ECW just found a way to make kayfabe work again, and that method was heavily copied by WWF and WCW.

So Dreamer is carted out with Terry Funk by his side and just out of nowhere Tommy Rich attacks both of them. Tommy Rich hasn't been on the show from what I can remember so this felt random, but in a hilarious way. It's like, BAM!, here's Tommy Rich! WITH A CHAIR TO THE FACE! :lol:

This chaos segues directly into the White Zombie opening video. (h)

Joey Styles opens this show from the middle of the ring inside the ECW Arena. The footage from this episode was mostly filmed at the House Party 97 show on January 11th 1997, which according to the Observer for that week drew 1,400, with another 300 turned away at the door. This is a cute little opening where they act like they fucked it up and Styles has to redo it. I liked little things like this that showed you that ECW was strait up mom & pop. That's what gave ECW it's charm in my opinion. Styles redoes his opening "Welcome to ECW!" spiel before bringing out Taz.

Taz comes out bitter and angry, pushing Joey Styles back for stirring the pot about his shoulder injury on recent episodes of Hardcore TV. The crowd begins taunting Taz with Sabu chants, to which he replies saying that Sabu can't hear them because he's in Japan with Rob Van Dam, spreading the word for ECW. Taz tells the fans that he's going to tear Sabu limb from limb, from pillar to post. The crowd chants "BULLSHIT!". Taz says fuck Sabu!

A small pocket of fans in the Arena start chanting "FUCK SABU!" when all of a sudden Taz loses it. Taz singles out one of the fans in the crowd that was chanting "FUCK SABU" and totally puts the dude on the spot. :lol:

Taz jumps all over this guy's ass, telling him that he has no right to chant fuck Sabu until he laces up a pair of boots and pays his fucking dues. "Shut your fucking mouth!". :rofl: This was great. Classic Taz.


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We get a brief November to Remember '96 VHS ad next with a replay of the epic Taz/Sabu staredown, one of the all time great wrestling moments period. Bottom line.

Ads for house shows, Sabu vs D-Von in Lake Grove New York!

Commercial for the Hardcore Hotline, Raw results given away, plus... Deadline time! Will there be an ECW pay per view in 1997? Find out tonight on the HOTLINE!

Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 VHS commercial, Sabu vs Chris Jericho! Kimona dances atop the ECW ARENA!

ECW World Tag Team Championship:
Eliminators vs Axl Rotten & D-Von Dudley


The Eliminators are 2 time ECW World Tag Team Champs at this point. This match starts out as a 2-on-2 brawl and stays that way. Taz joins Joey on commentary and calls the Eliminators the best tag team in wrestling. Saturn and Kronus have improved a lot since they debuted in ECW in 1995. They land some very nice tandem kicks on D-Von early on in this match. Later they hit a double moonsault in stereo out of the corner and it is perfectly timed together. The crowd eats up everything the Eliminators do. Very fucking nice. They are getting more babyface cheers than ever up to this point.


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The Eliminators continue showing off some nice tandem moves when Saturn hits D-Von with a thrust kick to set up a beautiful spin kick from Kronus. Rotten comes in and takes both Eliminators out. D-Von and Axl take over the match and it goes to shit. We're just brawling around and hitting moves without any real rhyme or reason. Saturn lands flying knee drop from top rope. Kronus lands his handspring back elbow nicely. This match is all over the place. Kronus blasts D-Von with some unprotected chair shots to the head on the floor. The Eliminators hit back to back thrust kicks on Axl to set up the Total Elimination and it brings the ECW Arena to their feet. That's it, 1, 2, 3. These guys are getting some really good babyface cheers here. After the match the Eliminators bow to Taz in the booth. Sloppy match but the Eliminators moves were awesome to watch. 2 & 3/4 Stars

After the match we cut out to the ads for house shows and t-shirts set to some chill 90's hip hop. January 31st 1997 in Lake Grove!

Shane Douglas is shown walking out to the arena and saying something about a bounty on Pitbull 2. Buh Buh and Pitbull 2 are in the ring appearing to be wrestling each other when all of a sudden Bad Crew come out and get their asses kicked. D-Von and Axl come out next and Buh Buh catches D-Von with his backdrop cutter before they are run out of town. Douglas distracts Buh Buh and Pitbull long enough for Brian Lee and Chris Candido to come out and beat them down from behind. Brian Lee chokeslams Pitbull 2 out of the ring into a table!

The new Triple Threat is formed. Shane Douglas, Chris Candido, and Brian Lee, with Francine. Pitbull is carted out on a stretcher. Dreamer was taken out earlier in the show. Who will face Douglas tonight!?

Terry Funk vs Brian Lee

Funk's entrance is awesome. He's nearly in tears and he's treated like a god as The Eagles "Desperado" plays on. Joey plugs this as Funk's last run to the top, 20 years after he lost the NWA championship.


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These guys start the match in the audience, directly in the front row. I like it. :lol:

It's pretty much Brian Lee beating on Funk, who was already bleeding from the scene that opened the show I guess. They brawl back to the isle where Lee starts going after Funk's knee, ripping his knee pad off and hitting it with a chair. Lee takes Funk up to the apron and works him over, beating him with forearms to the chest, punches, slamming his head into the turnbuckles. Lee lands a Piledriver in the ring on the poor old man. The crowd starts to rally behind Funk and he starts no-selling and firing back with his sloppy bar room punches, which are awesome. Funk drops Lee with a headbutt and later pulls Lee outside the ring for a piledriver on a steel chair on the floor. Terry clears the fans in the front row and tosses Lee into their seats. This feels a lot like a drunken bar room fight. Terry gets his head bashed into a table ten times and then takes a swing into mid-air, which makes me laugh every time. :lol:

Things get really sloppy when Funk places a chair setup on top of a table, then climbs to the top of the chair and does a senton(if you want to call it that:lol:) onto Lee on the table, but the table doesn't break. Brian Lee picks up the table and tosses it into the ring, setting it up in the corner and putting Funk through it.

They finally take it home with Douglas and Candido coming out and attacking Funk. They set him up for Brian Lee to chokslam him off of the apron through another table. Candido and Douglas roll Funk back into the ring for Lee to pin him after 15:49. This was a fun brawl. Very sloppy, but definitely a good time. I'm a biased Terry Funk fan though. 2 & 1/2 Stars

After the match Lee sits down beside Terry Funk and tells him that he's the legend killer. In a pretty fucking awesome little scene, Terry gradually gets more and more fired up as he lays there all bloodied and beaten. Terry sits up and gets in Brian's face and smacks him, eventually recovering and beating his ass. Candido and Douglas come back out and help Lee beat Funk down again.

After that we cut out to Hype Central with Joel Gertner. These stopped being funny a few episodes back. He plays around with his hair trying to be funny for a second before they cut into commercials for the Terry Funk classic VHS tapes, ECW Ultraclash 93, Heatwave 94, and Hostile City Showdown 95 available now!

More ads for live shows, t-shirts. Quick note about ECW merchandise at this time, I read in the issue of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter for this week in 1997 and Meltzer reported that the BWO stuff was accounting for over %40 of ECW's merchandise sales. That's pretty huge.

Joey Styles brings us back with a replay of Shane Douglas breaking Pitbull 1's neck in the Summer of 96, followed by the replay of Shane shaking of Pitbull 1's halo in October 96.

The final segment goes down with Shane Douglas in the ring talking about how he has no opponent for tonight since Dreamer and Pitbull 2 are both taken out. All of a sudden a masked man comes walking out and the crowd swells with cheers for him.

Douglas asks, Who's that, Juventud Guerrera!? :lol:

Everybody already knows who it is. As soon as he says "It's a new year Shane Douglas.." The crowd pops. It's Rick Rude. He says that his new years resolution is to change ECW. This crowd is going crazy for him. I read in the Observer that Rude actually wore this mask all night backstage and never actually told anyone who he was(even though most of the boys had figured it out).

Douglas asks why he's got a mask, and Rude replies by saying that if Douglas see's who he is, he will shit his pants, and he doesn't want all of these people to have to deal with the smell. :lol:

Rude says he's brought somebody to kick Douglas' ass right now! He brings out Pitbull 1! Pitbull 1 comes out for the first time since his neck injury that they played as if it was career ending. This crowd goes absolutely ape shit here. Pitbull 1 destroys Shane Douglas and it's great. Underrated little ECW moment right there. That brings us to a sudden fade out ending to this episode.


Overall: 7.9/10


This was a fun episode of ECW Hardcore TV. Starting off with the trademark chaotic scene where Dreamer is thrown from the balcony and carted out on a stretcher, leading into an impromptu backstage confrontation between Tommy Rich and Terry Funk. The Eliminators looked better than ever in their match and are becoming one of the most over acts in the company. As for the Triple Threat, you could really pick it apart if you wanted to shoot fish in a barrel. Sure, Shane Douglas, Brian Lee, and Chris Candido was a weak response to the NWO as far as a heel faction, but you got to look at it from the point of view that Heyman was making due with what he had the best that he could. His booking of Brian Lee continues to impress me. Lee destroyed Pitbull 2 and scored a pinfall over Terry Funk here. On paper that looks like terrible booking but if you watch through the shows and see how Heyman transformed Lee from a guy that nobody gave a shit about into such a prominent heel, it was great booking. As far as the Rick Rude stuff it is weird how they went about it with the mask, but I've read that the original plan was for there to be some kind of swerve, having the guy pull the mask off to reveal someone other than Rude. So that would have been awesome but it never played out for some reason. Having Rick Rude in ECW is awesome though. He goes back to the Dangerous Alliance days with Paul E. as his manager in WCW, so this is some of that connection coming into play here as well. Interesting stuff from a very interesting era in the business.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #197)

January 30th, 1997​


Alright so ECW is about 11 weeks away from making their debut on pay per view. Last week we seen Dangerous Alliance alumni Rick Rude debut in ECW as Shane Douglas' masked tormentor. Rude brought back Pitbull 1, who was out with a broken neck that Douglas was responsible for. So the show ended with Douglas getting his ass handed to him by Pitbull 1. Also going on is the Sabu vs Taz feud which is finally getting hyped for a match after 14 months of build up. Raven is the ECW World Champ at this point, but The Sandman has the belt. Raven has Sandman's wife and kid still. The BWO(an NWO parody) is exploding in popularity in the ECW universe and becoming one of the hottest things in all of wrestling. Shane Douglas has united Brian Lee and Chris Candido as the new Triple Threat.

This episode opens up with a match already in progress. This match and the footage from this show was filmed in Scranton, PA at the CYC on January 18th, 1997 in front of a crowd of 1,500 very fucking amped ECW maniacs. Very hot crowd on this episode. Two shows on January 24th and 25th in Middletown and Staten Island were cancelled for some reason.

Mikey Whipreck vs Chris Chetti(Clips)

I'm pretty sure this is the first match of Chetti's that we're reviewing here in AHT. At this point where we cut into this match it looks like Chetti has taken the former Triple Crown champ Mikey Whipreck to the distance. Chetti knocks Mikey out of the corner turnbuckles and goes for a splash that Mikey rolls out of the way of. Mikey finishes it with an awkward looking Banana Splits rollup pinfall. Mikey shakes Chetti's hand after the match and the fans go crazy with ECW chants. N/A on the rating. This was about a 30 second clip. Looked to be a pretty hot match from what I seen though. Would have liked to have seen the whole thing.

From there we cut into a recap of Tommy Dreamer's beating at the hands of the Triple Threat last week. Terry Funk joined Dreamer's side as he was being carted out by Damage Control, when all of a sudden out of nowhere Tommy Rich attacked him and beat up Dreamer as well.

We also get a replay from last week where Shane Douglas unites Candido and Brian Lee as the Triple Threat. They show Brian Lee chokeslamming Pitbull 2 over the top rope through a table, followed by Douglas dropping him through the remnants of the table with a single arm DDT. Rick Rude comes walking in wearing a mask and Shane asks "Who's that Juventud Guerrera?". :lol:

They replay Rude's promo about fucking with the Franchise before he brought out Pitbull 1, who completely beat the fuck out of Douglas(who sold it beautifully) as White Zombie's "Thunderkiss '65" played on in the Arena. The crowd went ape shit throughout all of that shit.

This takes us right into the White Zombie intro. (h)

After the highlight video Joey is shown in the ring in Scranton Penn, with a hot crowd around him. Joey brings out Shane Douglas and the Triple Threat. Douglas cuts a B level promo that has it's moments, he talks about Rude without actually saying his name, but strongly implying who he is. Shane says he knows what Rude wants, it's Francine, so he's brought in a hired gun to watch her. Guns N Roses "Welcome To the Jungle" plays to bring out Mike Awesome, making his official ECW debut. Mark it.

Shane Douglas says that Mike Awesome is in a Rude mood. This segues into a nice montage music video of the Triple Threat set to Deep Purple's "Perfect Strangers". This is a nice video that hypes the Pitbulls vs Douglas feud nicely. I was always a fan of Perfect Strangers as Shane's entrance music.

More recaps, this time the replay of Brian Lee taking out Terry Funk, which puts him over big time as he's already taken out a who's who of ECW legends. Lee chokeslammed Funk through a table, then Douglas beat him up and rolled him back in the ring for Lee to get the pinfall over the legend.

From there this cuts into a promo with Terry Funk all bandaged up. This is an unbelievable promo, and has instantly become one of my all time favorites in the history of professional wrestling. You got to see this promo.


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You know.... Sometimes it takes a loss to.... bring your life into focus and... figure out actually what your goals are....

And... I came back to the dressing room, and I sat there. I sat there and I sat there and... an hour must have went bye.

I looked down and I hadn't even unlaced my boots yet.

I thought about Tommy Dreamer.

And I know I've told you people this before, there's nobody in this world that tries any harder than that guy right there.

And... We're all his fans.... and it don't matter how satisfied we are with him, he just always wants to do just a little bit better.

He's got the right name in that Dreamer name...

He reminds me of somebody a long, long, long time ago...

That person he reminds me of is my father.

Dory Funk Sr., who was also... a professional wrestler...

And in 1973... He was in his 50's... and he had this dream....

He wanted to be Champion....

And... That was what he wanted to do all of his life, he wanted to be the Worlds Champion.

Wrestling was his life....

...And that was an important thing to him... but... it never happened...

The reason it didn't happen... because in 1973... June of that year.... My father had a massive heart attack.... While he was wrestling...

My brother and I rushed him to the hospital.... and on the way to the hospital he asked us... How much farther do we have to go?

I looked at him... and I knew he was in a lot of pain... I said... Not much further dad, just a couple of more miles...

...And he said... Dad gummet.. I can't make it anymore... I'm going...

Those were his last words....

...And whatever... those were his last words, I figured the good lord had a good reason to take him....

...And he did take him... and it was the saddest day of my brothers and my... life....

...And it will probably be the saddest day of my life... probably forever....

Now 24 years later.... Here I am.... Trying to figure out my goals.... After a loss....

...And what my goal is right now... is that.... I guess I'm a dreamer too....

I want to be Worlds Champion...

I know, that if I can get in there with that ECW Champion, if I can get in there against Raven, I... I know... that... that I can beat him...

I just feel it....

...And why do I want to do it?... I thought about that too...

I want to do it for all you hardcore fans out there.....

I want to do it for all those old farts, to prove that we don't have one foot in the grave....

...But most of all I want to do it... to fulfill my father's dreams....

That's what I want to do... is fulfill his dreams....

Now I know that I can't guarantee a victory, but dad gummet I can guarantee that I'm not going to give up....

...And I'm not going to quit, and I'm going to just keep on going...

...And if I can get him in a match... a championship match.... and if I can beat him, and they present me with that belt...

I don't want to stand out there and say that I did it my way....

I want to invite every one of you ECW fans that are in the Arena that night...

To come into the arena, and stand with me...

...And I want us to hold arms up in the air, and I want all the people watching at home on television to hold arms up in the air and say....

We... did it... our way....

Not like the WWF....

We did it... our way....

Not like the WCW.....

We did it.... our way....

Not like AAA, New Japan, All Japan, FMW....

We did it OUR WAY!

NOT LIKE THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING ORGANIZATIONS....

WE DID IT OUR WAY!

...And what is our way?.... That's the ECW way....

...And what is the ECW way?

It's the only way.... because it's the most physical... dangerous form of wrestling in the world today... bar none...

WE DID IT OUR WAY!.... BECAUSE WE LOVE IT THAT WAY!... WE LOVE IT THAT WAY!


Commercials for upcoming events set to some 90's post-grunge music, sounds like the band Garbage.

1-900 ECW dirtsheet hotline. International high flyers are coming to ECW! The Monday Night Wars are about to hit another level, ECW PPV news, and a Stevie Richards interview, etc.

Joey is shown in the booth next talking about the landmark moments in ECW history so far, from the original Three Way Dance and son on. Joey promises that the February 1st show at the ECW Arena will have another huge ECW landmark moment that you do not want to miss.

More Commercials. Raven shirt. BWO shirt, live events, this Saturday night!

Next we get a promo from Taz on his knees on the mats in his Dojo, which is so fucking awesome to me. This was a great promo here. Taz just sits with the hood of his robe covering his eyes. Another epic fucking Taz promo

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Early December.... I had shoulder surgery....

Tore my rotator cuff... tore my labrum.... popped a ligament... and had major shoulder surgery....

Like I said before... It was an old injury....

I needed to have it done....

You see, I was running roughshod over people here in ECW... at like 80%...

I was wrestling hurt.... for like the longest time....

...And the time came along that Joey Styles and all these people at ECW had this big revelation....

...oooh, Taz might be hurt...

Taz was already on the road to recovery....

...And you see now I'm healed....

Now I'm at 110%... and that's bad news for a lot of people here at ECW....

Sabu... What do you think it's going to be like now Sabu?

What do you think the beating is going to be like now?

How hot do you think the path of rage is going to be now Sabu?

Oh... and you must think that Rob Van Dam is going to slow me up....

By you putting Van Dam in my face... that's going to stop me....

PAH! I don't think so Sabu....

You see.... Van Dam.... You ain't nothing but a wanna be....

You ain't nothing but a fake Karate... Tae Kwon Do... long haired, punk f****t!

You make me SICK!

YOU TURN MY STOMACH!

I despise you and everything you stand for!

I go into a match with you.... figuring we're going to wrestle....

The classic Grappler vs Striker....

But no Van Dam... you didn't want it like that... but no... you wanted to use a weapon...

You wanted to use a chair....

You see Rob.... I don't need a weapon.....

These are my weapons....

Sandman... He needs a stick to fight his battles....

These are my sticks....

Tommy Dreamer... He needs a garbage can to fight his battles....

These are my garbage cans....

...And even the legend.... that 169 year old man, swinging a shovel, Terry Funk, HE NEEDS A SHOVEL! HE SHOULD BE DEAD!

HE SHOULD DIG A HOLE... FOR HIMSELF!

THE RIGOR MORTIS IS SETTING IN!

HE'S AN OLD WASHED UP PUNK FREAK!

THESE... ARE MY SHOVELS!

Hey Rob... I'm gonna do something for you brotha....

I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU... AT YOUR OWN GAME!

You want to play with weapons hah?... We're going to play with weapons....

...And Sabu.... please... I'm begging you... Don't think it's over.... Don't think it's near over....

Cus brotha... it ain't but that far away..... THAT FAR AWAY!.... THAT FAR AWAY!...

SABU! When the time is right, and the time is here, and it's coming, I swear to you.... as god is my witness...

As this is my dojo.... AND THIS IS MY WORLD... AND ECW IS MY TERRITORY!

SABU!(drags thumb across throat as he screams out loud)

GET OUT OF MY DOJO!


This cuts out to the ad for the November To Remember 96 VHS tape, with the scene where Sabu and Taz have their first staredown in the ring after a year of build up.

Next is a Raven interview, which is pretty damn good. He talks about "The Cult of Stevie Richards". Such an interesting dynamic they developed with Stevie and Raven. These are two characters that developed brilliantly over the course of 2 years. Stevie was the lackey at first, but now he's found something to break him away from Raven and now he's even more over. Raven addresses The Sandman and his son before closing out his promo, hinting around at the possibility that Stevie and Lori could be leaving him by saying: "No one gets out alive". This was the third best promo from this show and still blew away all promos from Nitro and Raw from this week.

Joey hypes Stevie Richards up from the booth and shows highlights of him taking out Guido at the Scranton show.

Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 VHS commercial. You know you want it.

More live show graphic screens. ECW Arena February 1st show pushed hard. Dreamer & Pitbulls vs Triple Threat.

ECW World Championship
Title vs Hair Match: Raven(C) vs Sandman


Raven comes out with Sandman's wife acting and looking like a heroine addict. Sandman is shown in a great shot as Metallica's "Enter Sandman" plays on. He casually lights up a smoke before making his way into the crowd and down to the ringside area. Raven jumps Sandman outside the ring and these two guys are off to a great fucking brawl in front of an AWESOME crowd. Definitely one of the funnest matches Raven and Sandman have had here. They take it in and out of the ring and get pretty stiff once Sandamn throws a table out of the ring onto Raven on the floor. Just a really glow flow to the brawling here between two of the best brawlers ever. The crowd only adds to it with their reactions to everything.

They take it home with Sandman blasting Raven with a chair in the ring. Lori comes into the ring and distracts Sandman. Sandman grabs her and rips her shirt off to reveal a BWO shirt. Raven drops Sandman and is pissed off about Lori's shirt, grabbing her by the neck. Stevie Richards comes running out with the Blue Meanie, Nova, and 7-11(Syxx parody). Stevie and Raven have a standoff where Raven puts the Singapore cane into Stevie's chest and pushes him back. Stevie takes a shot with a Super Kick, but he only knocks Raven backwards into a pinfall of Sandman, helping him win the match. The finish was kind of weak, but the match itself was very fun up to that. 2 & 7/8ths Stars.

Eliminators vs Sabu & Van Dam II! The Rematch! Set for Crossing The Line Again, February 1st 1997, ECW Arena!

Brian Lee vs Pitbull 2

This match is joined in progress. Pit Bull 2 dominates early on until being cutoff by Primetime Brian Lee. Pitbull 2 takes a beating for a little while before hulking up and no-selling. Just as Pitbull 2 takes over the momentum Shane Douglas and Chris Candido come running out to beat him down. The referee calls off the match as a DQ, which is cheap considering that this is ECW. Pitbull 1 comes running out to save the day. Dreamer comes out and fights Brian Lee. The Pitbulls beat up Shane Douglas and Chris Candido before getting their hands on FRANCINE! Shane saves his girl by using the chain from his boot wrapped around his fist.

The Triple Threat stands tall until Rick Rude comes out in his mask. The Triple Threat give him the ring and then Douglas sends Francine to him. Francine gets up on the apron for Rick Rude to check her out when all of a sudden Mike Awesome blitzes the ring and goes after him! Rude catches Awesome at the last second and drops him with a Rude Awakening! He does his classic hip gyration and the crowd goes crazy, as does Shane Douglas out on the floor, screaming "IT'S HIM!!".

Overall: 8.9/10

Well damn man, that episode of ECW Hardcore TV absolutely SMOKED both Nitro and Raw for this week. Wrestling reviewers like to shoot fish in a barrel when they review old ECW shows, and all of this talk about how it hasn't held up well over time, but back in the day ECW did indeed give Raw and Nitro a strong run for it's money. For starters the music alone made this a much more entertaining hour than any of the Raw/Nitro episodes for this week. We had a lot of White Zombie and a lot of Metallica. We also had 3 really, really, really good promos, one in particular, Terry Funk's "We did it our way" promo will go down as one of my all time favorite. On top of all that we had a really fun hardcore brawl for the ECW World title, a lot of great characters, and a nice segment in the finale with two late legends in Rick Rude and Mike Awesome. This was one hell of an episode of ECW tv right here. I'm fired up about the next 10 shows on our road to Barely Legal as it seems like everyone involved with ECW is upping their game.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #198)

February 6th, 1997​

This episode was filmed at the ECW Arena on February 1st, 1997 in front of a sell out crowd of 1,400. The entire show was sold on ECW home video as "Crossing The Line Again". [/URL]

This show opens up immediately with Paul Heyman in the middle of the ring with all of the babyfaces on the roster with him, from Terry Funk to The Pitbulls, Joey Styles, Todd Gordon, Dreamer, Van Dam, all of the referees, and so forth. The crowd is eating out of Heyman's hand here and already chanting ECW. Heyman announces the main event for the April 13th Arena show, with Sabu vs Taz! FINALLY! They show Taz up on the Eagles Nest with all of the other heels, with Sabu in the ring with the faces. It's on, finally, after building up since November to Remember 1995(and the roots of the story going even further back to when Sabu left for Japan/WCW in the Spring of 95), here we are a full 14 months later and we finally have a damn match. It's been a pleasure to review through this feud. I'm looking forward to nitpicking where it goes from here. :lol:

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So Heyman drops the official announcement and this is a huge moment in ECW history. Before you even read it, I mean, we're talking about a little promotion that never had any money, busting their asses in field houses and farmers markets for their house shows, with barely any television exposure, they should have NEVER made it to PPV. In this day and age, with ECW's circumstances, they probably wouldn't have made it to PPV. Back when I was fighting I was pretty deep into the mid-south MMA scene and all of the little promotions that fought to carve their niche, promoting shows in similar types of venues as ECW. From those experiences and as a small business owner myself that understands the constant uphill struggle to break through and establish yourself in your trade, I look at ECW and I marvel at what they were able to do. They were so flawed and low-rent, but the company just had so much heart that they never stopped growing from 1993 up to where we are now in 97. What I've realized about ECW was that it wasn't really about drawing money, which was why it failed obviously, but I think Heyman and a lot of the ECW wrestlers had so much passion for wrestling and ECW that money wasn't as big of a priority as it should have been, which while it was the reason why ECW died, it was also a big reason for why it thrived I think. But anyways, this was Heyman's big announcement, and he's very emotional here, with his voice cracking as if he's about to cry at times.


I know you have all heard all the stories, and if you've been on the internet, there's been a lot of fucking rumors, there's been a lot of stories, so let me just tell you like it is....


That show will not only be seen by the people in the ECW ARENA!


Because on Sunday night, April the 13th, we get to show THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD WHAT WE GOT HERE!


And despite the cancellations....


Despite disruptive lawsuits...


Because of YOUR CALLS!... AND YOUR LETTERS!... AND YOUR PHONE CALLS!... AND YOUR TELEGRAMS!... AND YOUR EMAILS!


Because of the vociferousness of this audience!


Because you CHANT ECW!.... Because you always give us a second chance!....


That show WILL... BE... CARRIED... LIVE!... ON!... PAY!.. PER!.. VIEW!



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This leads into probably one of the all time great ECW music videos set to Metallica's "King Nothing", which was a fairly new song at this time.

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Some day I'm just going to make a huge compilation tape of ECW music videos that ever aired on Hardcore TV. That will be awesome to watch through. Shit like this is why I prefer ECW, even over modern day promotions. This highlight video was amazing. Five minutes of Taz dumping fools on their heads and Sabu doing insane Tony Jaa-like moves set to a pretty awesome song and it was all edited perfectly to fit the music.

House show ads, Downington Farmer's Market on February 7th, and the Hamburg Field House on February 8th.

Next we get a decent promo from Shane Douglas and the Triple Threat. Douglas references Jesse Owens nicely. Not a bad promo, not that great though. Chris Candido cuts a pretty hilarious promo here though. :lol:

Big Stevie Cool vs. Ricky Morton

This was a pretty damn good match early on, with Morton working to make Richards look good. The BWO is big time over here. Definitely the most over act in ECW right now. The match sagged in the middle parts as the Blue Meanie helped Stevie on the outside. It picked up nicely headed into the finish, with Stevie landing a pretty nice Powerbomb at one point. Then Stevie gets up in Morton's face in the corner and dry humps him. Also a lot of nut shots in this match, which seemed like something Stevie really liked working with in his matches back in the day.

Stevie wins it clean with a Superkick. Not bad, not great. 2 & 1/2 Stars

BWO shirt commercial plays immediately after the match. As posted before the BWO stuff was accounting for a huge chunk of ECW's merch sales around this time. I'd go out on a limb and say the BWO shirt was one of ECW's highest selling things ever.

More house Show ads

Another Shane Douglas promo with Francine talking about Pitbull #1, saying he's going to put him in a wheel chair permanently and he'll have a friend in Christopher Reeves. :stalker: Some cheap heat right there. :lol:

Dr. Death Steve Williams vs. Axl Rotten

Axl starts off the match kicking Steve Williams' ass with his brawling style. Williams fights back and sends Axl airborne with his football tackle. Williams drops Axl with a powerslam followed by his Side Suplex for the pinfall after about 2 or 3 minutes. Pretty weak finish for a short, weak match.

The Eliminators are shown cutting a promo next about their upcoming 3 way match at the house show against Brian Lee & Candido and The Pitbulls.

More screens for the February 7th show in Downington, with Raven set to defend his ECW World Title against Rob Van Dam. :stalker:

1-900 ad, more info on the ECW PPV, 2 wrestlers being recruited by the Nation, and who is the newest member of the NWO, and some ravishing revelations from Shane Douglas' masked tormentor.

More house show ads.

We come back with Joey Styles shown in the ring with Raven and Steve Williams. Raven stands up to Williams and tells him, "If you wan't the belt, you take it". Williams tackles Raven and we're off!

ECW Title Match: Dr. Death Steve Williams vs. Raven(C)

The match starts off with the fighting on the floor and Raven bashes Williams with a chair to the back. Joey says that Raven is taking on the most dominant wrestler in the history of All Japan Pro Wrestling.

Raven bloodies Williams with the chair on the floor. Raven puts Williams on the table and jumps from the top rope, but Williams moves at the last second. Williams lands a pretty stiff chairshot to Raven's face. You can see them calling everything on the fly and Williams has moments where he stops and you can kind of see him trying to figure out what to do next.

Raven get's dominated by Williams and is now bleeding from the forhead as they take it back to the ring. This is just a brawl, with Raven rocking the crimson mask now. Williams continues kicking Raven's ass, hitting him with a Powerslam, and a German Suplex. Raven kicks out of both pinfall attempts. Williams goes up top and flies off with a Flying Shoulder Block but Raven kicks out of another pinfall attempt. Williams goes back up top and Raven recovers to follow him up. They have a nice struggle on the top before Raven pulls him down with a nice looking Superplex.

Que the BWO music. :lol:

BWO comes out with Sandman's wife and son dressed in BWO gear. Raven is pissed about it. Williams pushes them into each other before picking Raven up and press slamming him out of the ring onto the BWO. Stevie faces off with Williams and offers him a spot in the BWO! Williams takes the shirt and rips it up, getting boo's from the fans. Stevie kicks him in the face and gets cheered. Williams gets right back up though! Stevie hits him with another kick, but Williams gets back up again! Stevie goes for a third, but Williams ducks under it, only for Richards to hit him when he turns around. Raven comes in and scores the pinfall. Joey says that this was only William's third loss in the USA in the past decade and it was Stevie's kick that put him down. Ugly brawl with a few cool moments, but the booking made Stevie and Raven both look really good while still protecting Williams somewhat. 2 & 1/4 Stars

Another Eliminators promo about their upcoming match against Van Dam and Sabu, saying they will take it up one more notch to prove they are the best tag team in the world. I want the hat that Kronus is wearing that says "Total Elimination" and has a crude stick figure drawing of two men performing the move on another stick figure.

More house show and t-shirt ads.

Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 VHS ad. THE NIGHT KIMONA WANALAYA DANCED ATOP THE ECW ARENA!!!

Ads for Cyberslam 97 in the Madhouse in Queens.

D-Von Dudley vs. Sandman

We get a full, proper, authentic Metallica "Enter Sandman" entrance here, which is vintage ECW imo and never gets old to me. What can I say, I love Metallica and The Sandman reminds me of the men I grew up around in my family. :lol:

Crowd is all hyped up for The Sandman and eating out of the palm of his hand during his entrance. He's mega-over here.

D-Von attacks him at the bell and we're off. D-Von starts the match off beating Sandman with his own cane out on the floor. Sandman takes an awesome bump into the steel guard railing later on. Sandman makes his comeback and the fans around the ringside seats are having an absolute blast with this. :lol:

D-Von gets dropped on the guard rail and drops a leg drop on him from the apron. They finally take it into the ring and The Sandman unloads with cane shots to D-Von's face. The action is very sloppy but the fans are so into this. Sandman pins D-Von after a legdrop onto a chair that is draped over his face. The crowd goes crazy for Sandman.

Joel Gertner comes out and the fans are BEGGING for Sandman to cane him. :lol:

Gertner reveals a New York Rangers t-shirt and announces D-Von as the winner, prompting The Sandman to cane the fuck out of the back of his head. D-Von attacks The Sandman until Buh Buh and Spike comes out, seemingly to save Sandman, but he BLASTS him with a chair shot to the head. Spike doesn't like it and tries to fight The Dudleyz, but they fuck him up and drop him with the very first ever 3D, which looked so fucking devastating here.

The Dudley Boyz unite for the first time ever, history is made. The Gangstas "Natural Born Killaz" hits the speakers and the Arena goes CRAZY!

The Gangstas come out and fuck up the Dudley Boyz, but The Dudleyz overwhelm them eventually and beat them down along with The Sandman. That's a wrap. Another week in 97 is in the books. This show was a lot of fun. It didn't have the strong promos that the last episode did, but there were some awesome, historic moments here in the formation of one of the greatest tag teams in the modern era, as well as the first announcement for the ECW pay per view. ECW is riding so high right now it's crazy. I definitely think this was a better show than Nitro for this week, even if the wrestling wasn't as good, the overall music and entertainment value was substantially higher. In all though, I'd say it falls short of Raw, which had the wrestling and some good promos. It was right there with it though.


Overall: 8.6/10
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #199)

February 13th, 1997​

Much like the last episode the footage from this episode was filmed at the ECW Arena on February 1st, 1997 in front of a sell out crowd of 1,400. The full unedited event was released on home video as Crossing The Line Again.

The show kicks off with Tommy Dreamer cutting a promo about Barely Legal. We are treated to a highlight clip of his career set to Alice In Chains' "Man In The Box". They show the scene where he was caned by The Sandman and Woman, followed by his piledriver on Beulah, "The chairshot heard 'round the world" on Raven, some clips of his feud with Cactus, hitting Raven with the stop sign, the Japan match against Raven, all rounded off with some clips of Beulah kicking ass and Brian Lee chokeslamming Dreamer through stacks of tables.

The White Zombie intro leads into Joey recapping Dr. Death's run in ECW, including his loss to Raven for the ECW World Title on the last episode after 3 Stevie kicks from Richards.

The ECW 1-900 hotline features info on a Green Bay Packer that may be coming to wrestling. Plus, "What the hell was Kevin Sullivan talking about on Nitro?", an interview with the Triple Threat, and a second generation wrestler is signing with ECW.

Ad for The Night The Line Was Crossed Again, set to Metallica's "King Nothing", showing Rick Rude confronting the Triple Threat and distracting them for Dreamer and the Pitbulls to kick their ass. Rude is shown hanging Francine over the top rope and spanking her ass.

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:rofl: Awesome.


Terry Funk vs Tommy Rich

Two former NWA World Champions here from the days when the title meant something. Funk is treated like a hero by the fans, with people actually reaching over the railing and hugging him. Very nice ovation from the fans. Whole place starts chanting his name. All set to The Eagle's "Desperado", pretty nice, sentimental scene.

Tommy Rich actually gets out into the audience to confront a fan. Funk follows him out and they start the match off brawling in the crowd. Love it. Of course Rich has a crimson mask 30 seconds into the match. They take it back to the ring to show it off. Terry sits up in a chair in the middle of the ring and fucks up Tommy Rich with punches. The way they are selling each other's punches and staggering around is absolutely hilarious to me. As is Tommy Rich's heckling of the crowd.

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Tommy takes over and beats on Funk for a while as he simultaneously fucks with the fans. Of course Terry is bleeding now. I almost hate to admit it but I'm actually loving this right now. :lol:

Things get a little sloppy once they start going for submissions. Rich goes for the figure four, but Terry counters into the Spinning Toe Hold and Tommy Rich submits. Funk wins it. It was fun while it lasted. Actually after checking Pete's writeup for Crossing The Line Again I realized that they actually cut a good bit out of this match. So this was incomplete.

Terry is shown after the match with a pre-recorded promo where he tells a cool little story about an old bull rider named Freckles Brown, with the moral of the story being that every dog has his day. Terry wants a chance to get in the ring with Raven.

Next we get the replay of the historic uniting of Buh Buh and D-Von Dudley from last week's show, which was a pretty vicious beat down of The Sandman, Spike Dudley, and The Gangstas. So they were set for a huge push in ECW from the time they were paired.

The Dudley Boyz were shown out in the streets somewhere at night cutting their very first promo together, calling out The Gangstas. It's on.

Next up we get some ads for Cyberslam 97, promoting Dudleyz vs Gangstas, Taz vs Lance Storm, Sabu vs Chris Candido, and The Franchise vs Pitbull 1, February 22nd at the ECW Arena.


Lance Storm vs Balls Mahoney

This is Lance Storm's debut, but Balls has only had a couple of appearances so far. Both guys are pretty new to ECW here. Almost hard to believe both guys would be main eventers later on. Decent lower card match here. Storm showcased some very nice agility in the fluid way he was able to move around and spring off of the ropes at times like a cat. Balls worked the power role well. Some of the fans turned on the match later on with boring chants, but it wasn't that bad. Storm finished it with a Spinning Leg Lariat off of the top. 2 Stars

Raven was shown in the boiler room of the ECW Arena next cutting a promo about Terry Funk. Pretty good promo here. He talks about how Terry's father died in his arms, and how he wishes his father would have died in his arms, his childhood would have been much better. Raven says that every dog does not have his day, and he's the ECW World Champ for a reason, because nobody can beat him.

Ads for house shows.

November to Remember 96 VHS ad showing the introduction of Terry Funk in the main event.

More house show ads. Hmm, Cyberslam 97 actually seems to have been a two night event, with a show on February 21st in the Elks Lodge, then the February 22nd show in the ECW Arena. I believe this would be the first show in the Madhouse.

ECW Tag Team Title Match: Rob Van Dam and Sabu vs. Eliminators(c)

This is just an extended showing of highlights of the "TLC" match they had at Crossing The Line Again. The match itself is not all that great, but it does have a lot of very cool moments that I liked a lot. Such as the Double Spinning Leg Lariat that the Eliminators hit RVD with. The way Kronus and Saturn tag in and out and flip into the ring. The way Sabu did his Triple Jump DDT attempt, only for Saturn to kick his legs out from under him once he hit the top rope, sending him crashing into the canvas. Also really like when Saturn goes up onto the ladder as it's propped on top of the table, only for Sabu to springboard off of the ropes and knock him down. The Total Elimination on the ladder while Sabu and Van Dam were going up was also pretty sweet. The Eliminators finished Sabu and Van Dam after TE on RVD to retain their titles.

After the match Taz came out and destroyed Sabu and Van Dam and got one of his loudest babyface pops yet. He's been one of the strongest booked heels in the company for a almost two years up to this point, and yet he was just so fucking awesome that the fans wanted to cheer for the guy.

Pretty cool episode. The main event was actually better as highlights instead of the full match. Funk vs Rich was a lot of fun to me. Raven cut a pretty nice promo, plus the debut of Lance Storm and some awesome music all through this thing made it a fun way to burn an hour. We have about 8 more episodes until we finally review Barely Legal!

Overall: 8/10
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #200)

February 20th, 1997​

Alright man, we are officially on the road to Barely Legal. This is one of only eight shows left. We get started right away with the champ Raven cutting a promo somewhere walking through the halls of an empty arena. He talks about how Dreamer never pinned him and starts rambling on about how Funk reminded him of his drunk, abusive father. Pretty good promo and finally some of the first real actual depth and development to the character in his ECW run here in his feud with Funk. Raven throws out a warning for Stevie, Sandman, Dreamer, and Funk, telling them not to incur the wrath of the Raven.

Joey Styles opens up the show after the White Zombie opening. We go strait into a recap of Raven's victory over Dr. Death Steve Williams, hyping it up as the biggest win in wrestling in North America in 1997, all after three Stevie kicks from Richards and a DDT, protecting Williams, putting Richards over, and giving Raven the pinfall as ECW World Champ. When Heyman was on the motherfucker was on.

After that we get a video recap of Terry Funk's return to ECW. Pretty good story recap to open up the show. Styles was on point. ECW collectively as a whole is all stepping up it's game it seems as we get closer to the PPV. Also interesting to consider how ECW got the big rub by WWF during this week on Raw.

This all segues right into a brief two minute or so video of Raven set to Offspring's "Come out and Play", which was his entrance music for all of the Networkers/public domain music DVD owners out there reading this.

Ads for the Raven t-shirt and Cyberslam, February 21st and 22nd in the Elks Lodge(The Madhouse, this was the first show there ever for ECW) and the next night in the ECW Arena. One of these Windows '95 computer graphic screen ads has text at the bottom of it that says the Elks Lodge is just down the block from the Lost Battalion Hall, which was ECW's original stop in New York, their first in the city in the end of 95 broke ECW live gate money records for the time.

Hotline Report has news on ECW going to war at the Manhattan Center, why WCW keeps mentioning ECW personalities on Nitro, and how the most powerful man in the business may be out of a job soon. Rumors out of the Observer stated that Bischoff was possibly going to be fired by Ted Turner around this time since WCW was still getting spanked by WWF in pay per view and live show attendance. Of course nothing ever came from it. Another random rumor from the Observer around this time was that Don Frye was going to replace Mongo in the Horsemen. :stalker: Plus, Shamrock came pretty close to signing with New Japan before he first went to WWE it seems.

Sandman vs. D-Von Dudley

This match and the next match on this episode was filmed in Revere, MA at the Wonderland Greyhound Park on February 15th, 1997 in front of a crowd of 950. The Dudley Boyz had just formed about two episodes ago. These guys would go on to wrestle each other so many times from here through the 90's. We get the full Metallica "Enter Sandman" entrance from Sandman, full with him already bleeding before the match starts due to hammering his can on his head. This starts out with some sloppiness and gets pretty stiff. Sandman drops a leg from the top of a ladder, hanging from the top of the ceiling beams. :lol: Awesome finish. Crowd ate this match up big time.

Sandman sets the crowd off by caning Joel Gertner in the back of the head. Buh Buh comes out and drops Sandman with D-Von to end the segment looking strong.

Next we got an interview with The Great Sasuke with two other guys from his promotion in Japan, Michinoku Pro. Sasuke speaks in Japanese before speaking in very poor english, saying they want to get over all over the world. This segues into more ads for house shows set to Montel Jordan's "This is how we do it". :lol:

Taz vs. Scott Taylor

This is another match from the Revere show. This was a far better match than I was prepared for, going in expecting a total squash. This was surprisingly solid, with Taylor gradually winning the crowd over. Taz looked fantastic in the ring. Always loved how he used Judo throws in his arsenal in ECW and how that was built up as legit. You can see that he's very focused and motivated with his career here, hungry, ready for his big PPV match. He taunts Sabu throughout this match and even gets the fans chanting "Fuck Sabu" at one point. Something interesting to me was how they gradually turned Sabu into the heel and Taz into the face through it all. I don't know if it was the best way to go but they did it effectively, because Taz came out of the other end of the angle as THE man in ECW. 2 & 3/4 Stars.

Next we get a fake interview from Japan that made me laugh very hard as the Michunoku Pro guys introduce themselves and get interrupted by the BWO, who induct them as their international members. Taka Michinoku! This segued into a highlight replay of the six man match they had in ECW at the Revere that was praised in the Observer and can be found in it's entirety in the ECW Unreleased Vol. 2 set. This segues into some Pulp Fiction promos that revolve around Shane Douglas and Francine, who was smoking red hot.

Overall: 6.8/10

Nothing really special here. Some cool music, a decent Taz/Taylor match, and a good hardcore battle between Sandman and D-Von, one of their first of many in the years to come. The BWO/Michinoku Pro stuff was a good idea to bring in some special guests that would eventually steal the show. They never really mentioned the WWF thing though outside of the subtle mention in the hotline ad. Not a lot going on during this episode. I enjoyed it, but it was definitely in filler/infomercial mode.
 
WWF Raw
February 24th 1997


Rating: 2.5



This is the infamous ECW invasion episode of Raw. The show takes place in the Manhattan Center in downtown New York City and most of the regular WWF roster was overseas for the Europe/Germany tour. So they rang up Paul E. and brought in ECW to fill in the gap. This was a pretty brilliant move that was healthy not only for WWE and ECW but for the wrestling business as a whole at the time. The first signs of a WWF/ECW relationship was back at the Mind Games PPV in the fall of 96. After the New Jack/Mass Transit incident the whole angle was squashed and WWF acted like it never happened. Then on Raw in February Lawler started calling out ECW and challenging them to come to Raw. This is one of the most important shows for ECW and it's one of my all time top 10 favorite episodes of Raw. Lets dig in shall we?

First off if you haven't seen the Monday Night Wars special episode devoted to ECW you really should check it out. It was a great piece, with one of the best things about it being the focus on this particular show and what it was like for the ECW crew to get this kind of opportunity. I remember this episode very well. After years of seeing and reading about ECW stuff in magazines, here they finally were in the flesh, on MONDAY NIGHT RAW! I was instantly attracted to ECW from day one and I don't remember watching any of WCW's Nitro for this week, even though it was probably a better show in retrospect.

Something else to note is that this was one of the top three most watched episodes of Raw in the ratings, even without any advertising for top guys like Sid, Bret, Austin, Bulldog, Ahmed, or Owen, all of which were in Europe. The main selling point for this show last week was Lawler's challenge to ECW. Some people disputed the Monday Night Wars documentary for how much credit it gave ECW for moving the needle, but looking at the numbers and facts I don't see what was so hard to believe about it. Nitro was stacked for this week and this still ended up pulling one of the higher ratings that Raw had seen so far up to this point in 97. I find it strange how some internet posters refuse to believe ECW's influence even when it's coming strait out of the horses own mouth.


The New Blackjacks vs The Godwinns

This show starts off immediately with Godwins and Blackjacks brawling around. Blackjacks are Barry Windham and "JBL" Bradshaw. This was their debut under this gimmick. The cattle herders vs the sod busters is a natural rivalry that goes way back in southern culture and history. That's probably something that could have been a big money drawing angle down here in the south if fleshed out properly. Shit like that would probably still draw money around here where I live.

Ken Shamrock is shown as a celebrity in the audience during this match. Not a bad match so far. I guess this could classify as a "Hossfest". Some stiff lariats and some crisp brawling action between the four big country guys. Windam pins Phineas even though the referee didn't see Phineas' foot on the ropes. The referee refuses to reverse the decision even after another ref comes out to tell him what happened. The Godwins corner the ref and slop him. Probably something better off booked in the south and not something you would push in New York?

Sugar Ray Leonard fight ad vs Macho Camacho. If I'm not mistaken these were actually promoted by Vince, which is why they were advertised here. That was always one of the little things that made us WWF kids in my house, WWF was always co-branding themselves with boxing and MMA. My little brother would always watch Monday Night Raw but for a few years there was also Tuesday Night Fights. Or was it Thursday? But, low and behold here we have Ken Shamrock on the show and plugging/promoting Sugar Ray Leonard events. If you don't know anything about Leonard you should look him up and watch some of his fights. Sugar Ray was an incredible boxer in a very competitive era. I'm pretty sure this particular comeback attempt against Camacho ended in disaster for him but I can't remember and I'm too lazy to Wiki it right now.

Heyman comes out after this match with the Eliminators taking out a ring crew guy with the Total Elimination.


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Heyman screams at Lawler with intensity. Pretty historic moment with Heyman making his official WWE debut.

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The New York crowd is all about it and there are a bunch of BWO/ECW t-shirts in the audience.

Stevie Richards vs Little Guido

Heyman introduces Guido and Lawler's response is hilarious. BWO comes out and takes over. Heyman joins Lawler on commentary and you can see he's very nervous. Richards tells Lawler that they have three words for him, "We're taking over". Guido attacks Meanie and we're off. Raven comes out and nearly costs Stevie the match by distracting him. Heyman calls Raven the David Koresh of wrestling. Raven's on Raw here is such a great visual that really gets the fan fiction wheels turning.

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Heyman offering Vince a job in ECW as a commentator is the best part of this segment. :rofl:

Lawler is just nonstop with potshots towards ECW. Anyone who hates ECW should definitely hear his commentary here, it will probably give you a massive boner. :lol: You can tell it's from the heart with Lawler, he legitimately hated ECW and did not understand what Vince seen in them.

Goldust says ECW is B-Movies during a cut in interview, spot on.

Lawler and Heyman going back and forth was the best part of the match. Decent stuff in the ring however short it was. Stevie wins it with his kick. They kept it short and clean. 2 & 1/2 Stars

Honkeytonk Man comes out next and this show has such a southern feel to it so far outside of the ECW stuff.

Honkey referee's an arm wrestling contest between Marlena vs Sunny. Sunny is one of the hottest females of all time at this point in her life. She definitely had the charisma to back up her looks as well. One of the hottest thing ever. Sunny cheats to win by throwing powder in Marlena's eyes. Savio Vega comes out at random and starts pulling Marlena around until Goldust comes out to kick his ass and start the next match...

Goldust vs Savio Vega

This was a very slow paced match. I don't know if it was good or bad it was just really slow. They built up the psychology with Vega cheating to cut Goldust off and control the crowd. The crowd started chanting Candido at Sunny at one point.

Crush piledrives Goldust on the floor as the ref is distracted. Some slow pacing but decent working. Goldust gives Savio a kiss on the mouth at one point before pushing him off of the ropes. The constant interference from Crush keeps the heat on the Nation. Crush finally just comes in at one point and draws the DQ by attacking Goldust. Dead match that never got going, no matter how properly worked it was. 2 Stars

Miguel Perez, Savio's former friend/cousin or something, comes in and makes the save. Sunny's ass was the MVP of this whole match/segment.

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Lawler interviews Shamrock and acts like they are buddies from way back, saying that he taught him a few holds. :rofl:

Shamrock doesn't know what he's talking about. Spotted Green Lantern Shirt guy, Faith No More guy and a few other superfans here. Shamrock had just signed a deal with WWF and surprised a lot of people with it because he was being strongly recruited by New Japan during this time and was at the peak of his popularity in the MMA world. ABC Sports tagged him with the nickname of the worlds most dangerous man. They were hyping him up for big fights in the UFC against Frye, Coleman, and Tank but he surprised everyone by signing with the WWF kind of out of nowhere. This was a pretty crushing blow to the young sport of MMA to lose their biggest homemade star at a point when they really needed him, pretty much getting run out of every town and shut off of pay per view providers everywhere due to strong opposition from politicians at the time.

Taz vs Mikey Whipwreck

Very nice match so far, best in show in fact. Lawler continues taking shots at ECW, saying something about the ECW fire incident that cost Heyman his promoters license in 1995. Sabu comes out and jumps off the R of the Raw set onto the Team Taz Dojo! After years of seeing this guy in magazines in crazy fire barbed wire table glass matches and shit, this was the first time I ever seen him on TV and I'll never forget it. I was instantly won over.

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Taz botches a belly to belly suplex to get Mikey out of the ring. He finishes Mikey off with his Head and Arm Suplex before choking him out. Heyman says Taz's head and arm suplex is the one move that even Ken Shamrock fears. Vince Mcmahon quickly fires back saying that he wasn't so sure about that.

Legion of Doom vs The Headbangers

This is the return of the LOD to the WWF for the first time since 92. They come out looking fucking awesome as usual in their classic gear. LOD is definitely one of my all time favorite acts in all of pro wrestling history. Having them come back here was another huge moment that had me very excited about the WWF at the time.

This is a weird way to bring them back though. The match is just too damn... competitive. The fans break out into some interesting chants here, including "Nitro Sucks" and "Bischoff Sucks". Vince talks about how WWF fans are free to bring their signs and chant whatever they want. Lawler says that's how the whole ECW thing got started. Lawler rattling off the Headbangers favorite bands to Vince was always hilarious, "Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Butthole Surfers, you don't know anything about that do you Mcmahon?". :lol:

This match kind of sucks. The big return of the LOD and they should have ran through the Headbangers here. Vince and Lawler arguing about who brought ECW onto Raw is pretty hilarious. They were cute about the inside jokes meant for those who were in on the act, while still being careful about those who weren't. Headbangers get in way too much offense in this match. In fact, this all feels like it's booked to push the Headbangers. They dominate the LOD for a good portion of the match here, landing a few of their tandem moves. LOD wins by countout? They don't even win, it's a double countout! Bad booking is bad. LOD come out looking strong in the aftermath after taking out The Bangers with their doomsday device. 1 & 1/2 Stars


Sad HBK vignette. Sounds like some Barbera Striesand music.


Tommy Dreamer vs D-Von Dudley

This was a fun brawl and the best match on Raw so far. They use the steel steps nicely in some spots. D-Von's selling is good and Dreamer's intensity is nice. You can tell it meant a lot to him to be wrestling on Raw after years of grinding it out and literally breaking his back in the bingo hall.

Finish gets sloppy, with Dreamer dropping D-Von with DDT on chair for win after some shenanigans involving Beulah. The Dudleys attack Dreamer after the match until Sandman comes out through the audience. Let the records show that Sandman cracked a beer open on Raw long before Austin did.

Great tension between Lawler and Heyman on commentary during all of this. Lawler's hate for ECW feels real. He says he's never been embarrassed of being a wrestler until tonight with the ECW matches he's seen on Raw. I also liked the way they positioned the whole angle as if it were all about ECW vs Lawler, with the WWF just kind of caught in the middle of it. That kept ECW looking good since Lawler was a heel commentator and ECW wasn't really against WWF. Interesting stuff. I can't think of what a modern equivalent would be of this.

1-800-Collect and Silk Stalkings commercials give me that warm comforting nostalgia feeling.

Recap of Bret losing his title to Sid thanks to Austin. No real dialogue or character development in the Hart vs AUstin feud so far just them costing each other matches and fighting all the time.

Todd Pettingail interviews Shamrock. Introduces his wife and dad. Todd asks him about his predictions for Mania title match, Shamrock predicts Taker to win.

The Undertaker vs Farooq

Farooq punks Shamrock out and tells him that this ain't the UFC this is the WWF motherfucker. Shamrock gets the mic and calls Farooq out.

This was a fun match. It lacked in action but it was a good competitive main event. Ron Simmons targeted Taker's leg through the match. Some good power wrestling and I can't get enough of Taker's look and style from this period. We get another schmozz finish with the Nation attacking Taker. Legion of Doom come out to even up the odds. Legion of Doom helping Undertaker is awesome. Legion of Doom and The Eliminators on the same show is also awesome. 2 & 5/8ths

Pretty historic show and one that always sticks out in my memories of Raw or ECW. WWF was really heating up at this point compared to what the show was like in the years before this period. It's crazy now to look at the ratings numbers and seeing how thoroughly WCW was beating them during this time. At this stage I remember primarily only switching over to Nitro during commercials on Raw. The NWO and Sting was awesome but WWF had Bret, Sunny, Legion of Doom, Taker, and ECW.

This was a big show for ECW though. The matches that involved ECW wrestlers here were the best matches on Raw for the week. Without this additional exposure Barely Legal more than likely would have bombed. The thing with Barely Legal was that it did pull in some very good numbers. Nothing to set the world on fire, but better numbers than a company like ECW had any right drawing, hell, Barely Legal sold more buys than a good chunk of WCW PPV's through their existence. That puts it into perspective of just how big this exposure on Raw really was for ECW. It would continue on future shows and I've even read that WWF was selling ECW merchandise at their booths and running ads for Barely Legal on their syndicated shows.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #201)

February 27th, 1997​

The footage from this show was filmed at the Cyberslam 97 show in the ECW Arena in Philly on February 22nd 1997 in front of a sold out crowd of 1,400. Big Pete somehow got his hands on the full Cyberslam 97 show and posted a review of it in the Match Review Thread recently. I peeked ahead and seen that they never show the Sabu vs Candido match that Pete raves about in that review. Sabu vs Candido and the six man main event from Crossing The Line Again are on my list of ECW matches to find now. Surely those would have been prime candidates for inclusion on one of the Unreleased sets but I get the impression that those compilations were put together by people who didn't really know much about ECW since they didn't dig very deep. The second volume was an especially lazy and uninspired collection of matches. Hopefully we get a volume three someday with some of these gems that were never shown anywhere. After shopping around recently I discovered that RF Video trimmed their ECW catalog quite a bit. They don't even sell the white box VHS tapes anymore and the DVD section for the supercards is pretty slim. There were a lot of the white box tapes that never made the upgrade to DVD. They do have a pretty sexy collection of Fan Cam sets though, which includes just about every ECW house show outside of the Arena that ever happened, and even some of the Arena shows.

Something else to note is that Cyberslam 97 was actually a two night event, with the first show taking place the night before this one in The Madhouse(The Elks Lodge) in Queens New York. This was actually ECW's very first show in the Madhouse. The Madhouse would eventually become one of ECW's best venues outside of the ECW Arena. Built like a mini-compact version of the Hammerstein Ballroom, The Elks Lodge was perfect for ECW. I will eventually track down and buy all of the Madhouse fan cam shows that RF has so I can review them here. I should review the very first Madhouse show but I chose not to hold up the whole project for it. I already have most of the 98-99 Madhouse shows on DVD, just none from 97 so we'll get into the Madhouse shows later on.

Alright, this week's show kicks off with Joey Styles welcoming the fans in the ECW Arena to the "Cyberslam Internet Wrestling Convention". ECW's annual gathering of the neckbeards. :lol:

I'm obsessed with the Green Lantern shirt now and it's become one of the first things I start looking for in these shows. :lol: He's front and center here right next to Straw Hat Guy and his real life brother Sunglasses Guy and Sign Guy to his left and he's got Faith No More Guy to his right.

Joey brings out the Pitbulls, who are at 8 on the over-scale with the ECW fans here. They come out talking about kicking some Franchise ass. Pitbull one tells Shane Douglas to stop being a Shawn Michaels and face him. Shane Douglas appears up on the Eagles Nest stage near the back of the ECW Arena with Francine by his side. This is a segment that I really liked. It's a dark and gritty shot of Shane Douglas who cuts a solid four star promo towards the Pitbulls saying that he doesn't give a fuck about Monday Night Raw or ECW and Heyman's games. He tells Pitbull One to never compare him to Shawn Michaels and calls them out to come up to the stage to fight. The Pitbulls make their way into a trap. Brian Lee and Chris Candido jump the Pitbulls and destroy them. I just loved the way all of this looked and felt. Douglas brought it on the mic and just the overall action movie feel of this segment was awesome to me. The Triple Threat came off looking pretty bad ass here as a unit.

This segues right into the White Zombie intro. (h)


1-900 ECW ad has info on ECW on Raw in the Manhattan Center. Something about Ken Shamrock. It's weird because he talks about this stuff like it hasn't happened yet.


Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 VHS ad.


ECW t-shirt ads with some weird music, Iggy Pop and the Stooges or The Ramones or something.


Joey Styles hypes up Mountain Top Madness 97 from Jim Thorpe Pennsylvania, Dreamer vs D-Von in a Raw rematch.


ECW World Tag Team Championship
Tables and Ladders Match: Rob Van Dam and Sabu vs. Eliminators


This is the precursor to the TLC match as it's a foregone conclusion that chairs are legal and will be used here. Tables and Ladders were already legal in ECW but in calling this a Tables and Ladders Match I guess what they mean is that the Tables and Ladders will be readily available. Right off the bat the Eliminators come out and set up one of the ladders on the floor.

They start the match off with some mediocre mat grappling exchanges, first it's RVD vs Saturn, then it's Kronus vs Sabu. The match constantly goes back and forth between standard tag rules and just all out two on two mayhem. Decent first couple of minutes where you can tell these four guys are getting a better feel for working with each other. This is their third overall match I believe. The first was at November to Remember, then the rematch was at Crossing The Line Again a month prior to this show. Both of the previous matches had a lot of cool moments but overall just lacked a flow or a feel. This match has a pretty good flow to it early on with the teams going back and forth with mat grappling then building up to where they trade off tandem moves on each other. One of the best parts of the early portion of the match is when Sabu locks Kronus in a Single Leg Boston Crab and Saturn flies into the ring off the top rope to break it up with a beautiful flying knee.

There is some good action here. Sabu and Van Dam land their Rolling Thunder/Guillotine Legdrop combo that would later become a regular move of theirs. There is some crowd brawling but it's brief and well done. The thing I can't help but realize is just how they are calling everything on the fly and it hurts the match. I recently read a story about William Regal confronting Rico Constantino backstage at a WWE event in 2002. Rico was rehearsing some spots for his match that night and Regal called him out, calling him a "Fucking mark" and telling him that he needed to learn how to "work". When it comes to these action spot fests though, I really think a good choreography and planning is the way to go. These Van Dam/Sabu vs Eliminators matches could have been some of the all time greats if they had put that kind of effort into it, but you can clearly tell that the only plan they had going into the match was the finish. The way they would move from spot to spot really killed what should have been an unbelievable fast paced action packed match. The WWE TLC matches with the Dudleyz and Hardy Boyz and Edge and Christian were better than these but that's only because they were a continued evolution of what these matches were. They were also better because they were obviously mapped out beforehand and not called on the fly.

So this match isn't anywhere near as good as it COULD have been, but it's nowhere near as bad as I read so many smark reviewers say it is. I have a tendency of watching matches through a mark perspective is the reason why I don't mind matches like these I guess.

Sabu puts somebody through a table with a Somersault out of the ring and we cut out to commercials. Faith No More's "Epic" plays as we get ads for the Terry Funk banquet the night before Barely Legal. Something interesting that you don't ever hear much about is that WCW had a Nitro scheduled for Philly the very next night after Barely Legal.

In terms of psychology this is more or less just a moves trading match. These guys take turns going through their moves on each other until it's time to take it home. The Eliminators hit Van Dam two total eliminations to get the win. Joey says something about how this was a receipt for Van Dam doing something in the last match but I don't know what he's talking about. The Eliminators pinned Van Dam in the last match as Sabu is clearly being protected for the Barely Legal main event and Taz destroyed both guys after that match so I don't know what the second Total Elimination on Van Dam was for. They did a poor job of explaining that. :lol: Overall this match was cool but it lacked the "Holy Shit" factor of their last one, where we seen some interesting usage of the ladder and tables in the match. I thought this was a fun match but it's not something I'd present to a smarter fan as I'm sure you could rip it to shreds. I enjoyed it though. 2 & 3/4 Stars

More t-shirt ads set to some 90's industrial rock music. Sounds like Stabbing Westward.

Ad for the CYC Center in Scranton PA on March 1st. Raven vs Pitbull 2! Sandman and Dreamer vs The Dudley Boyz, FIRST TIME EVER!

Back from the break and Sabu/Van Dam and the Eliminators are all in the ring. The Eliminators shake Sabu's hand but RVD walks out and wants no part of it. Eliminators pose with the belts on a ladder to take us out to more commercials.

More ads for house shows, March 15th at Hostile City Showdown 97 will be the final Arena show before Barely Legal.

BWO t-shirt commercial.

November to Remember 96 VHS tape commercial showing Terry Funk's intro that night, which was awesome.

Taz walks out with the Taz Dojo behind him and I get weak at the knees I love this act so much. :lol: His entrance music is Kiss' "War Machine" for those who did not know.

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Taz vs. Tracey Smothers


This is Tracey Smother's ECW debut. He looks like a pretty out of place old school wrestler here. Crowd gives him the crickets treatment. Taz is cheered like a babyface here.

It's just now kind of hitting me with this match and the last two matches(Scott Taylor, Mikey Whipreck on Raw) of Taz's with just how much he's improved in the ring over the past couple of years in ECW. Some crisp working early on with Tracey Smothers landing some Leg Lariats and his flying elbow off the ropes. Taz kicks out of the pinfall attempt and destroys Tracey withe T-Bone and the Tazmission. It's over in about three minutes give or take. Not bad though.

Somewhere in here we got the ad for the Crossing The Line Again VHS tape which has the Triple Threat dropping Dreamer and The Pit Bulls with simultaneous Rude Awakenings. Rick Rude comes out with the mask on and tells them that they don't know who the man behind the mask is and they don't even know how to do a Rude Awakening. :lol: Just as he says it Tommy and The Pit Bulls kick the Triple Threat's ass. Rude pulls Francine up to the apron of the ring, bends her naughty ass over the ropes, and gives her the spanking that she so desperately deserved. :rofl: Got to love Rick Rude in ECW.


We get a very good, hilarious Chris Candido promo after this where he imitates Terry Funk. :lol: One of his best promos. I'm definitely a Candido guy.

This episode comes to a close with the lead in for the Dreamer/Funk vs Raven/Brian Lee match complete with the full intro and Raven laying down and taunting Dreamer to finally pin him after two years of losing. If Dreamer pins Raven, Terry Funk will lose his shot at the title at the pay per view. Will Tommy do it? Find out, right here next week, same extreme time, same extreme channel!


Pretty damn good episode. Taz is looking good, The Triple Threat beat down that opened the show was a nice scene, plus Van Dam and Sabu vs Eliminators was fun for what it was, four young guys working for peanuts in a bingo hall for the C promotion TV match, I don't know what more you really could expect from it. It was nice for what it was. It was at least fresh compared to the tried and true formula we fans had been fed for forever up to this point. Cool overall show though, with good music and good action. I enjoyed it. Things are constantly building up as we get closer and closer to the PPV. They didn't mention the WWF invasion of Raw at all here but the footage here was recorded before that happened, but still, no promos or any mention of it at all other than the vague shout in the hotline ad.

Overall: 8/10
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #202)

March 6th, 1997​

Most of the footage from this show was filmed at Cyberslam in the ECW Arena . This is just 1 of 6 episodes of Hardcore TV left until we finally get to Barely Legal. Last week's episode ended on a cliffhanger at the beginning of a tag match with Dreamer & Funk vs Raven & Brian Lee. If Dreamer pins Raven, Funk won't get a title shot, but this is Dreamer's one chance to pin Raven after 2 years of chasing him. Will he do it? Can he do it? Let's find out.

This episode picks up right where the last one left off. Raven gets the mic before this tag match and offers to lay down and let Dreamer pin him, no tricks, no traps, but if he does it Funk won't get a title shot. Dreamer just goes after Raven and starts kicking his ass...


Raven and Brian Lee vs. Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer


Dreamer drops Raven with a Spinebuster and covers him for a pin but he gets up off of him at 2. Dreamer won't do it. This fades out into the White Zombie intro. After the intro and Dreamer tags out to Funk. Raven tags out to Brian Lee. Funk tags back out to Dreamer and we're off. It's Dreamer vs Brian Lee. Lee beats up Dreamer to soften him up for Raven. Raven comes in and goes after Dreamer but Tommy gets him with a DDT about a minute into the match. Tommy starts to pin Raven but he stops himself and tags out to Funk.

Funk finally comes in but Raven stays away from him and tags Brian Lee. Dreamer and Funk double team Lee. The action in the ring was short and decent, then they take it out into the crowd for a four man brawl in the audience, up to the bleachers.

Raven takes Funk back to the ring and has him one on one. He beats on him and then gets a mic and taunts him, asking him "Is that all you got? Tell you damn war stories now!". Raven just keeps pounding Funk's head into the canvas over and over again. Dreamer and Brian Lee fight it out all over the Arena as Raven plays with Funk. Funk begins firing back on Raven but the crowd is dead for it until he gets the mic and tells Raven, "Come on asshole!". Raven is on his knees with the crimson mask as Funk beats him with punches, giving him a taste of his own medicine. Funk works over Raven's leg and puts him in the Spinning Toehold. Raven submits! WHERE IS THE FUCKING REF!! Brian Lee comes in with a garbage can and makes the save right as the ref comes back into the ring.

Brian Lee just destroys Funk with the trash can after taking out Dreamer. Brian Lee beats on Dreamer and Funk with the trash can for what seems like forever. Tommy tries to get the referee to stop the match since Funk is hurt, but Funk refuses to stop, even though he's got blood running out of his fucking ear. Tommy covers Funk and tries to keep him down but Funk pushes him away and tries to keep fighting.

Medics come out and stop the match. Funk tries to keep fighting. The poor old bastard ain't got it in him anymore, but by god he ain't gonna quit. He has to be dragged out of the ring and forced to the stretcher. This looks like the end of Funk's comeback. Not like this. NOT LIKE THIS!

They finally get Funk to the back. Raven and Brian Lee celebrate with the crucifix pose until the BWO comes out! Stevie has Sandman's wife and son with him. Stevie goes for a Superkick on Raven but Brian Lee chokeslams him. Brian Lee fucks up Stevie until Sandman's wife jumps on him. Raven DDT's Sandman's wife. Sandman's son Tyler goes to the back and brings out Dreamer and Sandman. Stevie's full on babyface push is officially underway as he patches up his rivalry with Dreamer here and shakes hands after years of feuding with him.

Sandman canes Brian Lee and Raven before dropping Raven with a DDT. Sandman hooks the leg and the referee counts a three count! Sandman throws his name in the mix of contenders for Barely Legal with a pinfall over Raven. Afterwards he reunited with his son with a hug. The Sandman/Raven feud had a lot of cool moments but overall the angle was a pretty big mess. I did read that Heyman was getting pressure from PPV providers to squash the angle since it was so over the top. You can tell it was just something that was booked on a week-to-week basis. It started off good but it kind of jumped the shark when Lori and Tyler joined the BWO. :lol:


This Hardcore Hotline ad here made me laugh pretty hard. Heyman narrates these and he opens this one up saying, "Find out which wrestler slipped Missy Hyatt the old kielbasa... AND GOT HER PREGNANT!". :rofl: Also on this edition find out which WCW wrestler was fired backstage and find out what ECW's response will be to the latest "Royal Challenge" from the WWF. Tonight, on the HARDCORE HOTLINE!


November to Remember 96 VHS ad


Raven T-shirt was pretty sweet. Taz had the best ECW shirts though.


Extreme Warfare Vol. 1 VHS ad, relive the night Chris Benoit broke Sabu's neck!


Awesome little Sabu vs Taz music video set to a remixed version of White Zombie's "More Human Than Human".


Oh my god, we cut back to the shot of the Arena with Tommy Rich in the ring with Guido and Rich is singing along with his entrance music:

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Perfect. :lol:

Tommy Rich cuts a hilarious promo with a thick country accent. He says that he looked up his family tree and found out that he was Italian, along with Guido, and Hank Williams. :lol: This is the beginning of the Tommy Rich FBI and I loved it. Wasn't a big FBI fan back in the day but I've really come around to them here lately, especially Tommy Rich and Tracey Smothers.


Extreme Warfare vol. 2 VHS ad. THE NIGHT KIMONA WANALAYA DANCED ATOP THE ECW ARENAAAAAAH!


Something awesome and interesting I find on this DVD for this episode is a commercial for Extreme Fighting IV. This was the MMA promotion that would often get confused with ECW at times by cable, PPV, and athletic commissions. This particular show had Olympic Gold Medalist wrestler Kevin Jackson, Igor Zinoviev, and Maurice Smith, all of which would go on to the UFC shortly after this show. Pretty interesting commercial for an old school MMA event from the "NHB" days of the sport.


Little Guido vs. Chris Chetti

Something interesting about Guido is that he spent some time working for UWFI in Japan before he came to ECW and he was supposedly trained by Billy Robinson at some point. You never really seen any of that shoot style in his ECW style though.

This is all Guido for a while, mostly kicks and punches, and a gutbuster. Chris Chetti is a rookie here and is Taz's cousin, the first graduate of Taz and Dreamer's "House of Hardcore" wrestling school that they were running at the time. I remember seeing ads for the House of Hardcore in the ECW merch catalogs back in the day. Guido just dominates here for several minutes. The highlight of all this is Straw Hat Guy and Tommy Rich's exchanges. Guido goes up for a move from the top rope but Chetti moves out of the way. Chetti scores the fluke rollup after scoring maybe one or two offensive moves in the match. Only about 5 minutes. 1 & 3/4 Stars

Tommy Rich gets the mic after the match and this is HILARIOUS. His country accent is what gets me as he tells Guido, "We're paisans! Full Blooded Italian baby!". :rofl:

Tommy tells the fans, "FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU!" as they ride him with boo's. :lol:


Commercials for the new Ford Taurus, Sandals resort, UC Lending.


Brian Lee cuts a promo saying, "Show me the money", saying he's a bulldozer for hire. Joey puts him over as the first bounty hunter in ECW, maybe the best in the business.


Back to commercials, Funtape, have your kid's name put into an actual song! Personalized Fun Tapes!


Raven cuts a promo about Funk, Funk interrupts him and tells him to get up. Raven refuses to get up. Funk drops down to his level and rambles on and on incoherently. :lol: Funk tells Raven that if he gets him in the ring he's going to beat the shit out of him.

Another ad for the Raven t-shirt, then the ad for the Crossing The Line Again VHS, showing the Rick Rude spanking of Francine. :lol:

This episode comes to an end with the last few minute filled with highlights of matches from Cyberslam 97. Spike is shown hitting Axl with a Dudley Drop but The Dudley Boyz come out. Spike clears them off of the apron but he gets caught by Axl and dropped with a Dominator. They clip ahead to show Spike getting dropped with the 3D. Then Natural Born Killaz hits the speakers!

This is some clips of a brawl between The Gangstas and The Dudley Boyz. New Jack lands one of his best stage dives here when he does a running jump off of the Eagles Nest to hit D-Von on a table in the crowd. Awesome. Crowd goes crazy and chants New Jack's name.

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Everyone is bleeding and this is a big mess. New Jack goes for a diving headbutt on D-Von but Buh Buh catches him with a cutter for the win. That was fun. :lol:

This was a fun show. I laughed pretty good a few times and the New Jack dive was one of my favorite ECW moments. Some interesting developments going on with Raven, Dreamer, Funk, Sandman, and Stevie Richards as we approach Barely Legal.

Overall: 8/10
 
WWF Raw
March 10th, 1997


Rating: 2.3



Double header nostalgia matinee up in this motherfucker today. We are on the road to Wrestlemania 13, just 13 days away. First off we start this one with the very first Marilyn Manson Beautiful People "Attitude" opening:

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Fucking warzone pyro going off, Raw is War ladies and gentleman. :rocking: Business is about to pick up now. We have the modern day Raw set with the big stage/ramp and the massive jumbo tron screen. The ropes are still red, white, and blue. Beautiful People fades right into Sid's classic music, he comes out wearing the belt. King talks about how ECW is in the house tonight and he's going to expose them.

Sid cuts a horrible promo, telling Taker to stay in the cemetery where he belongs because that's where he's going to put him at Mania "once and for good". Undertaker's music hits and the crowd pops big time. Undertaker walks out and it is fucking awesome to me every single time. He has just a great entrance here, great lighting and his classic Pinhead Hellraiser outfit. Classic as classic gets.

Taker stands face to face with Sid. Taker tells Sid that he doesn't need a plot to beat him at Mania, he will rest in peace. Paul Bearer's classic shriek interrupts both men as he walks out with Mankind and Vader. Bearer tells Sid and Taker that they fear Vader and Mankind and the fight is on. Sid and Taker fight them off and stare each other down to bring the segment to a close.


WWF IC Championship: Rocky Maivia(C) vs ???

Rocky comes out and has the modern "Titantron" video in the background on the jumbo screen, a vignette of him working out mixed in with footage of him wrestling. Interesting how they are updating the show finally to catch up to Nitro.

Just before the match The Iron Sheik, Bob Backlund, and Sultan come out to the stage and Backlund rambles on about Wrestlemania. The interviewer holding the microphone is Lance Wright from ECW "Hype Central". :lol:

Backlund rambles incoherently throughout the match, Rocky finishes it with a flying cross body press off of the top rope. Dead crowd. Sultan attacks Rocky after the match but Rocky runs him off and dumps Backlund over the top rope. Rocky finds Tony Atlas in the audience and brings him over the rail to watch his back as he makes his exit. It's on for Wrestlemania, Rocky vs Sultan!

Slam of the Week is Ahmed squashing Al Snow on Shotgun Saturday Night.

Pierroth & Heavy Metal & Pentagon vs Latin Lover & Hector Garza & Octagon

This is more of that WCW influence on Raw, a lucha trios match with six guys from AAA. Lawler says on commentary that he's going to rip Heyman a new one in "The Great Debate". He takes a shot at Heyman later in the match saying that he looks like a bloated toad frog.

They cut away from the match to show Chyna sitting in the audience like a fan. Security gathers around her and ejects her from the building.

The match is dull and there are even some "boring" chants. I've read and heard on podcasts that some wrestlers have trouble adjusting to the WWF ring since it was bigger, had looser ropes, and was far stiffer than the average wrestling ring. You can kind of see that come into play a little bit with this match, these guys just can't get anything going. Mcmahon on commentary says that Chyna has been arrested.

Then we get a cut-in with Pillman, he's back! Pillman says he's back at Shotgun Saturday Night, no sanctimonious censors, if you don't like it, Pillman doesn't give a damn, he's the ammunition for that Shotgun and he's got his finger on that trigger.

Garza hits a 360 plancha on all of the other luchadores as they stand together on the floor waiting to catch him. Latin Lover scores the pin for his team for the win with a La Magistral, or as Jim Ross called it, "A very nice move". 1 & 1/2 Stars

Ahmed Johnson vs Roy Raymond

Johnson is fucking jacked. Roy Raymond attacks Ahmed from behind and beats him up for a while. The Nation of Domination comes out to interrupt the match. PG-13 raps along to the Nation music as Ahmed beats on the Jobber. I like how the music played through the match, Ahmed destroys the guy with the Spinebuster and the Pearl River Plunge for the quick win.

The Nation all stand on the stage and watch as Ahmed has his hand raised. Ron Simmons cuts a promo about the Chicago Street Fight at Mania. Ahmed says he's not scared, he's got two partners, he'll have the whole city of Chicago with him. Then the LOD music hits the speakers and the crowd pops huge. Hawk and Animal are shown in the crowd as their music plays. Awesome. LOD make their way through the crowd and into the ring with Ahmed Johnson. It's fucking on! Crowd eats this up. Jim Ross interviews the LOD and Ahmed Johnson. Pretty good segment, I remember being pumped up about this back in the day. :lol:

WWF Tag Championship: The New Blackjacks (Bradshaw & Windham) vs Owen Hart & The British Bulldog(C)

Jim Ross is running around like Mene Gene getting pre/post match promos. He interviews Bulldog and Owen about their incredible match last week and Owen doesn't want to talk about it. :lol:

I don't know what it is but I like the Blackjacks. They work over Owen and Bulldog here. They cut out to a promo with Vader and Mankind, they just look awesome together. It's interesting here because it seems like they didn't really know what to do with Foley at this point. They let Vader do all of the talking and Vince even cuts them off to get back to the match. This match is all Blackjacks completely dominating Owen and Bulldog. Windham slams Owen on the floor and rolls him back inside the ring for Bradshaw to hit him with a Vertical Suplex for a nearfall. Bulldog is on the comeback when we return from commercial break but the Blackjacks cut him off and keep him isolated in their corner for some double teaming. Blackjacks work the heel roll and double team Bulldog while the referee tries to keep Owen back.

Whoa, we cut out during the match to an interview with TAZ and Fonzie! Angry Taz tells Lawler that if he makes one more wise crack about him he's going to give him the chance to say it to his face. Lawler replies saying that he will say it to Taz's face if he can reach down that far. :lol: "He looks a lot bigger on the Lucky Charms box Mcmahon." :rofl:

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Referee loses control of the match. Owen hooks someone in the Sharpshooter but the other Blackjack hits Owen with a Lariat. The referee calls the match off with a DQ because Bulldog wouldn't get out of the ring, Blackjacks get the win. 2 Stars

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Taz comes out next and goes after Lawler, calling him out by the booth. Taz gets his hands on Lawler but Sabu comes out and does a Triple Jump Somersault out of the ring! King and Taz move and Sabu goes through a table! Tommy Dreamer, Heyman, and Sandman come out and try to help Sabu. This builds up into something in the way that it looks like Sabu was trying to help Lawler without outright implying as much. Interesting how WWF was working with ECW here. Awesome. Raw is ECW. (h)

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Miguel Perez vs Lief Cassidy

Miguel Perez's music sounds like music from the Sega video game Outrun. (h)

This is a clean match with both guys working well but it was just vanilla and boring. Perez gets the win with a rollup. 1 & 7/8's Stars The best part of the match was a cut-in interview with Paul Heyman where he says that the gloves are off, if Lawler wants a war he's got it. The Great Debate is on.

We get the Marilyn Manson Beutiful People video again to start off the second hour, which would become "The War Zone". I never understood the meaning of them trying to split it up as if there were two separate shows, Raw is War, then the second hour was War Zone for some reason.

We start this part of the show off with an interview with Jim Ross and Ken Shamrock. Ross confirms the news that Shamrock is the special guest referee for the Submission Match between Bret and Austin at Mania! Shamrock cuts a very tense and nervous promo talking about how he knows submissions and he's going to be a good referee and he will not show any fear.

Shamrock gets interrupted by Stone Cold on the jumbo tron. Austin tells Shamrock to shut his hole and wipe that stupid look off of his face. Austin says his time has come, he stumbles and fucks up his promo but recovers by saying that he might as well come out and kick Shamrock's ass. Shamrock tells Austin to come out if he's man enough but Bret's music hits. Bret comes out in street clothes and talks about how he was ripped off for the WWF Title three weeks ago. Bret says he's had enough of the lack of justice but he's finally got Gorilla Monsoon to give him a match with Sid next week in a cage match. It's on. Bret says that nobody in the WWF knows submission wrestling better than he does(looks over at Shamrock when he says it). He goes on talking about how he's been screwed by everyone, referees, Austin, Monsoon, Vince, HBK, Sid, the crowd starts turning on Bret here and booing him. Bret looks at Shamrock and tells him that he likes him, he's cool with him because of his reputation. Bret tells Shamrock that he's been screwed by everybody and that if he wants to screw with him at Mania it will be the biggest mistake he's ever made. Shamrock replies saying that he's going to do his job at Mania. Austin comes out to the stage and we cut out to commercials as he's calling out both Bret and Shamrock.

We return from commercials with the Honkeytonk Man....

Billy Gunn vs Aldo Montoya

This is a bland squash match with Billy winning with a leg drop off the top rope. Billy Gunn is still in the Smoking Guns mode of his career and he's being scouted by the Honkeytonk Man here. They cut out to show Sunny hyping an "Undercover with Sunny" special interview or something.

They show Mankind next with Paul Bearer. Mankind cuts a phenomenal promo here throwing down the urn and talking about how he's not what people think he is. He pulls his hair out and busts himself open with punches during the interview, getting a little blood trickling from his eyebrow. Definitely the promo of the week. I love classic Mankind promos.

Goldust vs Tim McNeedy

The jobber here is wearing a Mr. Perfect singlet. Goldust takes him out easy but Triple H and Chyna come out to the stage and watch the match. They close in on Goldust and Marlena after the match. Triple H attacks Goldust from behind as Chyna distracts them. Marlena jumps on Chyna's back and gets a huge pop. Referees run out and break everything up. Chyna picks up one of the referees and tosses him like a ragdoll. :lol: Triple H finally pulls her away.

The next segment is "The Great Debate". They set up a podium in the ring and have a debate with Jerry Lawler and Paul Heyman and it is fucking hilarious. Jim Ross serves as the moderator. Ross' first question is "Should ECW exist?". Lawler says that the question is not whether ECW should exist, but whether ECW does exist. :lol: Lawler is interrupted when ECW wrestlers come out to the ringside area, Dreamer, Sandman, Beulah, Mikey Whipreck, The Dudley Boyz, and The Eliminators. Lawler says that ECW is a bunch of misfits, a bunch of has-beens, a bunch of guys that couldn't cut it anywhere else. This has to be seen to be believed:

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Great stuff. It just felt real. It probably was real. They just put these guys on camera and let them shoot on each other. What is great about it is the way it positioned it as "ECW vs Jerry Lawler" and not "ECW vs WWF", which gave ECW a very big rub and a lot of exposure. It all builds up to the night that Lawler invades ECW, and the heel turn from Sabu at Barely Legal.

Vader & Mankind vs Sycho Sid & The Undertaker

Not a very good match. A lot of rest holds. The show runs over on time and they build it up how USA gave the show more time. Mankind and Vader isolate Sid and work him over for a long time to build up to the hot tag to Undertaker. The four guys take the fight out to the floor and mayhem ensues. Sid and Undertaker turn on each other. Taker hits Sid with a chokeslam and then hits Mankind and Vader with a Plancha over the top rope to the floor! Awesome. Taker continues fighting with Mankind as Vader goes back to the ring to fight Sid. Sid dumps Vader and goes after Taker, bringing him into the ring and hitting him with a Powerbomb. Sid walks out of the match and Vader pins Undertaker again, the second time since Royal Rumble. This was a fun match that I thought was well booked. Taker gets his heat back after the match by tossing Vader and Mankind and then chasing after Sid. 2 & 1/8th Stars

Bret cuts an interview after the match from the back promoting his cage match with Sid next week, that's a wrap.

Man, this show was immensely better than Nitro. Ken Shamrock and Bret in the same ring together probably gave me an orgasm when I was a kid watching this. All of the ECW stuff was great. The main event was fun. The beginning of Raw is War is upon us, there is an Attitude on the horizon. Things are changing.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #203)

March 13th, 1997​

The curtains are opened back up and we are just five episodes away from finally reviewing Barely Legal. This show opens up with a pretty big, enthusiastic crowd. Looks like a bigger crowd than the ECW Arena. This was filmed on March 1st 1997 at the CYC Center in Scranton PA, in front of a crowd of 1,590. Joey Styles opens the show and brings out the Blue World Order. Stevie Richards, Nova, and Blue Meanie get a huge pop when they take the ring, signs and t-shirts EVERYWHERE. Entire arena chants B-W-O! Some girl jumps the rail and goes after Stevie Richards like a groupie. Security pulls her out of the ring but Stevie tells them to let her go. Stevie gives the girl a kiss and the crowd goes ape shit. These guys are over like a motherfucker here. Stevie uses Joey's line and says; "OH MY GOD!".

Stevie officially throws his hat into the race for the ECW World Heavyweight Title! Stevie wants a shot at Raven at Barely Legal!

It goes downhill with the Blue Meanie imitating Scott Hall... :fpalm:

Raven comes out and drops Meanie with a DDT! Nova gets one next. Raven takes off his ECW World Title and lays it on the mat and poses with his arms out in front of Stevie. Stevie takes his BWO shirt off and gets fired up. This leads directly into the White Zombie intro. (h)

"NINETEEN SIXTAY..... FIIIIIIIIVE...YEAH!"

Taz vs Spike Dudley

Taz is still coming out to Kiss' original version of "War Machine". He's getting cheered like a babyface here on his entrance but the crowd chant's SA-BU! Spike is shown getting hit with a brutal Belly to Belly Tazplex and that's it, Tazmission for the win. I think they clipped out the early parts of this match and just shown the finish. Still awesome.

Next we get a brief clip of Tommy Rich s Chris Chetti, with Guido shown on the apron with a notepad literally taking notes. :lol: Guido takes a cheap shot and Rich rolls the Rookie up for the pinfall. Tommy's Hank Williams music hits and Guido goes over his notes with him after the match. :rofl:

More highlight, this time of The Eliminators vs RVD & Sabu.... with a LADDER. All four guys are shown going up to the top and the fucking ladder completely gives out under their weight, huge car crash stunt. Crowd screams bloody murder. That was awesome but wow... they don't even show the finish. They just clip strait ahead into....

Dreamer and Sandman are shown coming out to Metallica, cracking beers open, Beulah is a hot angel. Crowd is white hot for Dreamer and Sandman here. Sandman and Dreamer are shown in the ring with the Dudleyz and Dreamer screams, "This ain't no Raw match, this is E-C-F#$%^&* W!". And they clip ahead again to...

A brief clip of Lance Storm vs Axl Rotten is next, with Lance Storm winning with a pinfall and getting attacked by the Dudley Boyz next. Axl hits Lance Storm with a Dominator and Ice Cube's "Natural Born Killaz" goes off. New Jack and Mustapha come out and destroy The Dudley Boyz and Axl with a trash can full of weapons. New Jack busts Buh Buh with a Nintendo! The music cuts out when The Dudleyz overtake The Gangstas. Axl gets the mic and thanks The Dudley Boyz and puts them over as the best. This brings out The Eliminators! Dudleyz and Eliminators stand off in the middle of the ring as Lance Storm gets up on the top rope and flies off to hit D-Von with a Missile Dropkick, pushing him into The Eliminators and starting a brawl. God I just love The Eliminators moves, the tandem kicks, the cheesy martial arts punches, all of it. Eliminators clear the ring and look like bosses. Sign Guy Dudley gets into the ring and takes a Total Elimination. YES!

Dudleys and Gangstas brawl in the isle and this fades out into commercials, ads for t-shirts, ads for house shows, Cyberslam 97 now on VHS!

1-900-ECW hotline, call to find out what effect ECW had on the Monday Night cable wars. Find out who got fired by the WWF, and find out who impregnated Missy Hyatt. :lol:

Ad for Hostile City Showdown 95 VHS, probably my favorite ECW show ever.

Brief White Zombie "More Human Than the Human" video for Sabu vs Taz at Barely Legal, awesome video.

More adverts for MGM Limo service, and the merch catalog.

Main event of Hostile City Showdown 97 is announced by Joey Styles, Shane Douglas vs Pitbull #1! Revenge, this Saturday Night! Shane Douglas is shown cutting a promo backstage in a locker room with Franny, he says that he knows the people want to see him get his neck broken but it is not going to happen, Franchise is pissed.

More ads for T-Shirts, Fucking awesome Taz t-shirt, I NEED that.

Ad for March 15th set to a weird song, Hostile City Showdown, Taz vs Van Dam, Eliminators vs Dudleyz, Funk vs Brian Lee, Douglas vs PB1.

Next we get a fan-cam shot of Taz covering some chump with the Team Taz flag as he's knocked out. Taz then gets on the mic but Sabu rushes out and hits the knocked out guy on the table before going for Taz. The locker room empties to pull them apart.

Joel Gertner is shown next walking around with a dollar bill stuck to his head, revealing that he's now with The Dudley Boys, it's fucking on. This leads into Pulp Fiction promos. Buh Buh says that Pat O'Connor and Lou Thesz would be proud of them for how they beat The Gangstas in a true mat classic. Dudleys call out The Gangstas for a rematch. ECW tag division is getting awesome. Sabu/Van Dam, Dudleys, Eliminators, Gangstas.

The Pulp Fiction promos carry along with The Eliminators walking around with their belts. Saturn cuts a great promo, saying that Vince thinks ECW is just a bingo hall and Bischoff is probably wondering about where all the lights and effects are, but ECW is home for The Eliminators.

Tommy Rich wraps it up with his country accent talking about how him and Guido are going to Dominoes because they are true Full Blooded Italians. It's only after watching the Sopranos for the first time that I truly understand the comedic genius that is the FBI in ECW. :lol:

Pitbull 1 and Francine are shown next in the Pulp Fiction Promos, Pitbull says he's taking Douglas out. RVD talks about Taz's injuries, he can't cut a promo yet.

Brian Lee sends a message to Terry Funk, saying he has respect for him but it's going to be a pleasure to end his career because somebody showed him the money.

Dreamer is shown talking about Funk and how much of an honor it is to be in his corner. He rambles on something about Funk's match with Raven where Brian Lee busted his ear open, then he says something about the Funk banquet. Quothe Dreamer nevermore he says. Dreamer's promos are so corny. :lol:

Louie Spicolli vs Chris Candido

Both of these guys are passed away and both of them are only 25 years old here in this match.

Shane Douglas, Brian Lee, and Francine are out ringside with Chris Candido for this. This is a decent clean technical wrestling at first. They go back and forth with chain wrestling for 1 counts on each other. The Triple Threat circle the ring like sharks. The match is cut in half by commercials, Extreme Warfare VHS, Hostile City Showdown 97, ad for the Barely Legal t-shirt set to Metallica's "King Nothing".

Back to the action and Candido works Louie with a side headlock rest hold. Louie starts to make a comeback but Candido clips him with an enziguiri. Louie finally starts his comeback a little later and lands a Spinebuster to take the momentum. Louie goes up to the top rope but Francine gets up to the apron and shakes the ropes while Shane Douglas distracts the referee. Candido goes up and goes for a Superplex but Louie pushes him down and follows with a flying Sunset Flip for 2. Candido kicks out and they go back and forth with each other in a nice series of rollups and reversals for quick nearfalls. Louie gets another nearfall with a Northern Lights Suplex. Candido retakes the momentum after another series and gets a nearfall with a Rana from the top rope. They take it home with a nice series of reversals and counters that ends with Candido catching Louie with a Small Package for the 3. That was a decent match with a clean finish. 2 & 3/4 Stars

The Triple Threat jumps Louie after the match and this brings out The Pit Bulls. The Pit Bulls kick the Triple Threat's asses, Shane Douglas gets powerbombed and locked in a full nelson by PB1. The referees come out and try to break the full nelson but Pitbull 1 won't let go. The locker room empties and it takes everyone to pull Pitbull 1 off of Shane Douglas. That's a wrap.

This was one big go home/built up show for the March 1st ECW Arena supercard, which is going to be the last big supercard that we will see for the next 3 episodes to build up for Barely Legal. Not much about this one though, not as much popping here as there is for ECW on Raw for this week. The stories from Raw aren't really carrying over into ECW television yet. This felt more like a filler episode.

Overall: 5/10
 
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Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #204)

March 20th, 1997​


Alright man, the coffee pot is rolling and I'm in the mood for some ECW right now. This is one of four shows left until my long overdue Barely Legal review. I have officially decided to put my WWF/WCW 1997 Tapes project on ice and refocus on this exclusively. The footage from this particular episode was filmed at Hostile City Showdown 97 at the ECW Arena on March 15th 1997 in front of a crowd of 1,100.


This episode starts off about as perfectly as any episode of ECW TV could ever start off. The entire locker room is in the ring separating a big brawl. Raven is standing in the corner watching it all. Brian Lee is beating on Tommy Dreamer in the corner. All of a sudden Chris Candido and Rob Van Dam start fighting, then Taz comes out and stands across the ring from Sabu. Taz and Sabu go after each other but the other wrestlers separate them. Finally all of the wrestlers pull Sabu and Taz out of the ring to the entrance isle. This leaves Raven and Brian Lee in the ring with Stevie Richards. Brian Lee asks Raven if he wants him to take him out and Raven says, "He's all mine". Raven tells Richards that he's going to give him one shot. Raven is interrupted out of nowhere by Natural Born Killaz. New Jack comes out on top of the balcony over the entrance and does a dive onto the mob of wrestlers that separated Sabu and Taz! Joey screams "OH MY GAAAAWD!"


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This cuts right into the White Zombie intro. That was like a Sopranos level of unpredictability in this segment. This is just fucking wide open son. This style of booking changed the whole wrestling business, SAVED the professional wrestling business because it was in the shit tank. It had become stale, predictable, and boring. ECW completely changed the game. What a great fucking opening.


Rob Van Dam vs Taz


This match is on the new ECW Unreleased vol. 3. Even though I already have most of the matches on that set the damn thing is still pulling on my pocket book like a magnet every time I go to Wal Mart or shop on Amazon Instant Video. Sooner or later I'm going to cave in and buy it just because it's a brand new ECW product on the store shelves in 2015 and the cover art looks great. What can I say, I'm a true mark for ECW in every sense of the word mark. Take my money.


This was a very short match. I didn't have the stop watch running but I'd put it somewhere between 5 to 10 minutes long. This is actually very good. I feel like I need to post a disclaimer about my match reviews in this thread. I'm going to keep using the 5 star system but I'm going to revert back to what I was doing with the 10 point system earlier in this project as far as grading the matches by completely different standards than how the typical 5 star standards would be. So from here on out these matches will be graded just within this ECW universe/standards. A 5 star match here in this thread does not mean that it's on a level of Misawa/Kobashi but just within these walls of ECW, a 5 star match in this thread could equate to a high 3 or 4 star match in the grand scheme of the star rating system depending on your standards/mileage. In this thread a 5 star match just means that it is up there as one of the greatest matches in ECW history. Just know that these match ratings are based on ECW standards, not a worldwide all time pro wrestling standard. Something else to note about how I'm judging these is that I'm taking everything into consideration with the rating, not just the workrate from bell to bell inside the ring but the booking, the whole segment, the storyline progression, promos. Usually in ECW the matches were just parts of a bigger picture, so that is what I'm grading with this system, the whole segment. However, I will not grade segments unless there is a match involved.


Quick review of what I just said:


American Hardcore Theatre Star Rating Guideline



5 Stars: One of the greatest matches in ECW history

4 Stars: Extremely good match, worth going out of your way to check it out if you like ECW.

3 Stars: It may not have been pretty, it may have lacked certain elements or it could have been too short, but it was a fun ride and a good time.

2 Stars: Nothing really bad but nothing really great.

1 Star: This kind of sucked.


  • Matches are judged in their entire segment. Any lead in, set up, promos or immediate aftermath segments are taken into consideration for the rating.

  • Matches are judged strictly within the context of ECW history.

  • Star Ratings are based on wrestling quality/workrate, action, emotion, excitement, storyline progression, character development, and overall booking.

  • Quarters, eighths, and sixteenths will be used in the ratings. For those that don't know, this is how the sixteenths fit in from lowest to highest:


    0 < 1/16 - 1/8 - 3/16 - 1/4 - 5/16 - 3/8 - 7/16 - 1/2 - 9/16 - 5/8 - 11/16 - 3/4 - 13/16 - 7/8 - 15/16 < 1​


I love the way this match starts. Taz brings a chair into the ring and lays it on the mat, telling RVD to go for it. They have a stand off over the chair for a moment then RVD makes a move for it and Taz just pounces on him and wrestles him like a shooter. Taz just mauls RVD with an awesome technical shoot style wrestling exchange. Joey calls all of the proper moves and transitions by their real names and sounds great doing it. Van Dam finally breaks loose and lands some kicks, knocking Taz out of the ring then hitting him with a Suicide Plancha over the top rope that looked awesome.


As a bit of a tease of things to come, Bill Alphonso is just riding Taz, telling him "Don't let me down!", "Get it together!".


They take it back to the ring and we get some moments that defy basic logic. Van Dam hits a Van Daminator at one point and Taz looks so goofy holding the chair up to his face for it. Then Van Dam lays the chair on Taz and hits him with the Split Legged Moonsault, which would hurt him a lot more than it would hurt Taz. If anything the chair would have shielded Taz from the impact completely. Van Dam sells his ribs and the crowd chants "YOU FUCKED UP" for it. Little things like this really don't bother me but I thought it was worth pointing out. The crowd ate up the Van Daminator and chanted "E-C-DUB!" and it all looked cool so I'm going with it.


Van Dam picks Taz up and whips him into the ropes, then drops down to his belly as Taz comes back on the return. Taz just drops down and locks him in the Kata-Hajime, the Tazmission! There is a great struggle in the end as Van Dam tries just about everything he can to get out of the hold, nothing works and he's choked out unconscious. Taz wins by TKO. Awesome finish. Fonzie gets in the camera and says that he is the winner. This was really short but it was very good. I can't say whether or not if this was as good as their match from December 1996 but I remember really enjoying that one as well. Taz and Van Dam had a nice "Striker vs Grappler" dynamic going and they had surprisingly good chemistry in the ring together to pull it off in both of these matches. Both the December 96 and this match was a lot better than their meeting at November to Remember 99 imo. 3 & 11/16 Stars


Terry Funk vs Brian Lee


This match cuts in with Brian Lee jumping off of the apron of the ring and hitting Funk with a trash can on the floor. Right off the bat this match and the way it looks has a great feel to it. It's got that grainy, dirty, fuzzy ECW feel to it, the way the camera is moving around, the lighting, the cigarette smoke in the air, this is ECW.

Lee batters Funk with the trash can, then puts him inside it and beats him with a chair. The match clips ahead to Funk beating Lee in the crowd with chairs. This is a fun brawl. Crowd is into it with some loud ECW chants. Some really stiff chairshots here, mostly to the body. Funk goes up and hits a fucking amazing asai moonsault out in the crowd, huge pop! The match clips ahead again and Funk beats Lee with the trash can. This is payback for Lee busting Funk's ear in their last match, you can really feel the passion and the intensity in Funk here. A funny moment in the match is when Funk starts hitting himself with the trash can in between his shots on Brian Lee, he starts going back and forth hitting Lee then himself and the crowd eats it up. Another clip ahead and Funk hits Lee with a moonsault from the top rope, with the trash can on top of Lee. Funk is just fucking killing himself here. Another clip and Lee goes for the chokeslam. Funk counters with the DDT on the trash can for the win. N/A-Incomplete


After the match we get a nice Barely Legal video with dramatic music hyping the three way dance for the shot at Raven's title. Heyman's voice hypes it up with a serious and down to earth tone. Dreamer relinquished his spot in the Three Way so Funk could get one last shot at the gold just one more time. Great video.


Commercial for Cyberslam 97 vhs, BWO shirts, House of Hardcore training school, Team Taz Dojo t-shirt(Pain is temporary, Pride is forever, awesome shirt), Is it really Rick Rude behind the mask?, call the hotline for a full report on Hostile City Showdown 97, is Mikey's career over?, what does ECW, Howard Stern, and Larry Flint have in common? Call the Hotline tonight! All of this rolls continuously to the sound of a punk/ska cover of Monster Mash that I can not find anywhere on Youtube. There are about 5 different versions of the song on Youtube and this one is different from all of them, and better.


I Quit Match: Shane Douglas vs Pitbull #1


This starts off with a very short clip recapping the feud between Shane Douglas and the Pitbulls, going back to when Pitbull 1's neck was broken. Then from there we cut into this match already in progress. The first shot is of Pitbull 1 powerbombing Shane through a table in the ring, then locking him in the Full Nelson and torquing on his neck. Francine knocks the ring announcer/timekeeper Bob Artese out with the TV belt. Francine then throws the timekeeper's hammer to Douglas and he hits Gary in the back of the neck with it. Douglas distracts the ref while Francine uses the hammer to loosen the top and middle ropes. Douglas entangles Pitbull's neck in the ropes. Pitbull 2 comes out and gets jumped by the Triple Threat, Candido and Brian Lee. Francine tightens the ropes back up while Gary's neck is still trapped in between them. Francine holds the mic up into Pitbull's face and tells him to quit. Brian Lee and Candido hold Pitbull 2 and make him watch. Finally Pitbull quits. We clip ahead to a shot of Pitbull 1 being carted out on a stretcher. Wow, Franny played such a great heel bitch here. I feel like she's probably underrated as a manager because she was great in 96 and 97 with Douglas, taking big table bumps, cutting good promos, playing her role extremely well whenever the time came for her to interfere in the action when you can look at how other valets before her had tendencies to botch even the simplest of run ins. Loved the whole loosening and tightening of the ropes here and the whole role she played in this match, good finish, it all ties into a feud that has been going now since Heatwave 96 when Francine turned on The Pitbulls in the four way dance to join Shane. N/A-Incomplete


Rick Rude cuts an interview wearing the mask next with Joey Styles. Weird promo saying something about the easter baskets he's going to get for Shane Douglas and Francine. He says he's going to get Shane Douglas a basket full of shit, and for Francine a basket with a pair of edible underwear, his size, with him in them. :lol:


Shane Douglas rushes into the shot immediately after Rude exits, asking where Rude is as if he were chasing after him. As this happens I'm picturing Rude standing right next to him out of the shot, right next to Ron Buffone's parent's washer and dryer in that tiny basement, probably breaking down some herb to roll a doobie. :lol: Working for ECW back then had to be a lot of fun. Shane cuts a fucking great promo here towards Rick Rude. He's really fucking fired up and on point here. Great promo.


Commercials showing graphic screens advertising house shows in the Ag Hall, Valley HS Gymnasium in New Kensington, PA, Community College of beaver county Golden Dome, CYC center in Scranton on April 4th, and the return to the Elks Lodge in Queens on April 5th, Asbury Park convention center.


ECW World Tag Team Championship: Eliminators(c) vs Dudley Boys


These are just highlights of the match, and this is awesome. Both Eliminators are bleeding everywhere. They are hitting some really awesome tandem moves, double roundhouse kicks, everything they do is awesome and gets big pops. Joey Styles pushes The Eliminators as the best tag team in the world today. The Dudley Boys take over when Bubba lands his backdrop cutter on Kronus. Kronus is bleeding like a stuck fucking pig. Dudleys hit the 3D on Saturn and it's a clean win for the Dudleys. Crowd pops big for them. This is the first of 8 ECW world tag team title wins for the Dudley Boys. Joey pushes this as a huge upset. Joel Gertner comes out dancing around like a fool and it's hilarious. Gertner says The Dudleys are undefeated and they are the best tag team in the world. N/A-Incomplete


This cuts out to Gertner cutting an outdoor nighttime promo hyping up the new champions. Great camera shot of The Dudley Boys together here with Buh Buh blowing on a harmonica. Testify.


Sandman vs. Balls Mahoney


No commentary for this match. Holy fucking shit. Balls eats some ridiculously stiff cane shots. They clip ahead to Balls Mahoney BLASTING Sandman with unprotected chair shots to the brain. Unbelievable. Balls is covered in blood. This is madness. Sandman wins it with leg drop. Unreal. Balls basically carved his spot on the ECW roster for the next few years with this match. Crowd was white hot for everything. Sandman celebrates with some cold beer. I got to draw another Sopranos parallel here with just the sheer balls out violence here. I'm not the type of guy that wants to sit around and entertain myself by watching people get hurt for real but there is something about seeing a form of entertainment push the bar this far, it just naturally reaches in and grabs you by the heart, it's like, is this even fucking real? Jesus fucking Christ. Then there is just the sheer toughness factor of both guys, the fact that they were even taking this type of abuse is crazy and accentuates the fact that the type of people who do pro wrestling are just an entirely different breed of human beings. I like to think that I'm a pretty tough guy until I see something like this, one of those chairshots probably would have broken my neck and put me into a coma, and here these guys were doing this shit almost on a nightly basis. I mean, c'mon. N/A-Incomplete


Extreme Warfare vol. 2 VHS commercial.


Ad for the Terry Funk banquet set to The Eagles' "Desperado".


Sabu vs Spike Dudley


This is a short and fun match. Sabu is wearing black and orange gear, actually it looks more pink than orange here. He also has "Taz" written on his band of tape around his bicep. Sabu looks really good and well coordinated here, he's on point and pulling off some moves that you would expect more from 1994 Sabu than 1997 Sabu. Spike makes a fun little comeback and lands some good offense, including a somersault off of the apron onto Sabu on the floor. Finally Sabu puts Spike away with a T-Bone Tazplex, then chokes him out with the Tazmission. Sabu mocks Taz's pose with his arms folded after the match, then rips the microphone out of the ring announcer's hand and calls out Taz! "Taz, you fucking midget, come out here!". :lol:


After a year of Taz calling out Sabu the tables have turned, now Sabu is calling out Taz. This brings out Bill Alphonso. Fonzie slaps Sabu in the face and Sabu fucks him up. Sabu puts Fonzie on a table on the floor and sets a chair up for a triple jump plancha. This was an awesome table spot because Sabu bypasses the top rope altogether, clears it, and crashes through Fonzie with a Somersault Legdrop from the chair!


Sabu gets back into the ring and Taz comes running out. They have a great scuffle and the crowd eats it up as the boys pile out of the back to pull them apart. That's a wrap. 3 Stars


This was a very strong episode of ECW Hardcore TV. More this happened in this one 47 minute show than probably the whole 2 hours of Nitro or Raw for this week. There were a lot of highlights for matches but the two full matches that were here were good short matches. The opening was fucking classic, vintage ECW. Definitely put this one on your watch list. I'd love to see Hostile City Showdown 97 because from these clips on this episode it looks like a great ECW show.



Overall: 9/10
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #205)

March 27th, 1997​


This is one of three episodes of Hardcore TV left until Barely Legal. We are so close to Barely Legal it is killing me. I've been waiting years to review that show. :lol: This episode starts off with a recap of last week's show, showing highlights of how Shane Douglas and Francine made Pitbull 1 say I quit in what was a really well laid out finish for an I Quit match with a great heel performance from Francine, she's such a fucking slimy bitch here. Francine loosened the ring ropes and allowed Shane Douglas to wrap them around Pitbull's previously broken neck before tightening them back up and antagonizing him to quit. They show clips of this at the opening of this episode with a promo by Francine and Shane cutting in, taunting the Pitbulls. My thoughts on the Shane Douglas vs Pitbull's feud at this point was that it had peaked and was starting to run a little long now going into Barely Legal. Brian Lee's character was very well booked through 1996 but his character is a mess right now in the grand scheme of things, he's all over the place, going back and forth working for Raven and being in the Triple Threat with Douglas and Candido as well.


We get a shot of Pitbull 1 being carted out on a stretcher again as if he had re-injured his broken neck. After the clip we get a promo from The Pitbulls and Rick Rude wearing the mask. This is a pretty hilarious promo actually. The Pitbulls say something about how Shane Douglas broke Pitbull 1's neck again but they are not going to roll over and play dead. Rude cuts in and says,


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"Shane Douglas, you know the only one going to be rolling over is Francine... and she ain't gonna be playing dead either! To be or not to be is not the question. You see, the question is, Francine... will you go with Shane?.. or will you come... with me?"

This cuts right into the White Zombie intro. (h)


Joey starts plugging Barely Legal right at the start of the show. Shane Douglas vs Pitbull 2 is set. If Pitbull 2 loses the masked man must reveal himself. Raven is set to defend the ECW World Title against the winner of the 3 way between Funk vs Stevie Richards vs Sandman. Six man Michinoku Pro match is plugged. Dudleys will defend the ECW World Tag Titles against The Eliminators. And the biggest match in ECW history, Sabu vs Taz finally after 17 months of build up.


Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers plays along to the ad then cuts into "It's All the Way Live" by what sounds like Coolio, along with ads for the Ag Hall house show tomorrow night, call now, 215-928-9772, somebody call that shit.


Shane Douglas cuts a promo with Franny and Joel Gertner with him. Not all that great of a promo, not bad though. He sends a message to Rick Rude to stay out of his business. This cuts out to a corny promo from Dreamer setting up a match at the Ag Hall house show, Dreamer & Beulah vs Douglas & Francine.


Terry Funk vs. Axl Rotten

This match was filmed in Waltham, Massachusetts at the IBEW Hall on March 21st, 1997 in front of a crowd of 650. This is just highlight clips. Funk kicks Axl's ass at first, hitting him with a neckbreaker. They clip ahead to show them brawling in the crowd for a bit. Funk has one of the greatest "Hulk-Up's" of all time, we get a good one here as they brawl around the bleachers. They cut ahead again and show them up on the stage, Axl is bleeding out from the face. Funk hits Axl with a bottle of Windex glass cleaner and spills it out everywhere, all over Axl, which has to be burning like a motherfucker in the cut on his head. They clip ahead again and show Funk going for the Spinning Toe Hold but Axle pulls him down into a rollup. Funk kicks out and catches Axl with a DDT for the finish, it's over, 1-2-3, Funk wins. N/A Incomplete


After the match The Dudley Boys come out and jump Terry Funk. Out comes Brian Lee for some reason, he's working with The Dudley Boys. All of the heels in ECW are working together. Dreamer and Sandman hit the ring and run the Dudleys and Brian Lee out. Funk accidentally hits Sandman with a haymaker. Funk and Sandman start fighting but Tommy tries to keep them apart. The Dudleys and Brian Lee recover and jump Funk, Dreamer, and Sandman while they are distracted. The Eliminators come out and start kicking ass. Eliminators chase the Dudleys and Brian Lee out of the ring and to the back. Dreamer tries to keep Sandman and Funk apart until all of a sudden Raven appears in the audience wearing the ECW title. Raven strikes his pose in the crowd while Dreamer, Sandman, and Funk look up at him from the ring. Pretty cool segment.


This fades into Terry Funk cutting a promo, rambling on about his three way match at Barely Legal. About halfway through the promo you can tell he remembers to start talking about Raven. This promo was all over the place, I do like how he says, "E..C.. Dubbya". :lol: That's how I pronounce it.


Commercial for the limited edition Barely Legal poster with Sabu and Taz on the front, less than 1,000 were printed says Joey Styles. I want one.


BWO music plays along to some highlights of Stevie Richards, mixed with ads for the Ag Hall house show where Stevie will be getting a shot at Raven.


Joey Styles segues this into highlight clips of the fucking ridiculous stiff match between Sandman and Balls from last week's show. This leads into...


Sandman vs. Balls Mahoney II

This match was filmed in Revere, Massachusetts at the Wonderland Greyhound Park on March 22nd, 1997 in front of a crowd of 1,100, and this is a grimey looking place that really adds to the feel of Sandman's entrance. Great shot. This is brutal. They cut strait to Balls DESTROYING Sandman with unprotected shots to the face with the chair, Sandman doesn't try to put his hands up or anything he just takes homerun swings to the dome. We clip ahead again and this time it's Sandman hitting Balls with cane shots. More clips and this time its a shot of both men brawling outside the ring. Balls is bleeding all over the place. Sandman is cut open as well. Balls tries to hit Sandman with a flying leg drop from the top rope but Sandman moves out of the way. Sandman rolls Balls up with a schoolboy for the pin! :lol: Crazy shit. N/A Incomplete


The "One Step Beyond" song plays as Heyman's voice narrates the ad for the 1-900 ECW hotline. This weeks bait; more false advertising from WCW, find out why Scott Hall will not be on Nitro anytime in the near future, a doctor makes very bad prescription, and one of the most controversial interviews ever with the Dudley Boys tonight on the Hardcore Hotline!


Extreme Warfare VHS tape commercial. Terry Gordy vs Bam Bam Bigelow. The way Joey Styles says, "The night Kimona Wanalaya danced atop the ECW ARENA!" gets more and more hilarious to me every time I see this commercial.


Next we get a "Last week on ECW" replay highlight of The Dudley Boys shocking the world and winning the ECW World Tag Titles from The Eliminators, the Dudleys first ever tag title win. Joel Gertner's celebration was the best part of it. :lol:


This leads to a promo with The Eliminators, with Saturn doing all of the talking about the upcoming rematch with The Dudley Boys at Barley Legal. Not a bad promo. They really want to fuck up Joel Gertner for dancing over their bodies when they lost their belts.


Pretty hilarious segment plays next as they show Joey Styles in his commentary booth smoked out, with people coughing in the background. Joey says that High Times magazine recently ranked "Watching Extreme Championship Wrestling" #69 in their Hemp 100 Countdown of the 100 greatest things to do while you are stoned! No way! Joey orders whoever is out of the shot to open a window. :rofl: I'm actually smoking a huge blunt right now as I write this review and watch this. This is my favorite wrestling promotion of all time. Shit like this is why nothing could ever really compare to it, not WWF, not WCW, not UFC, not Ring of Honor, not TNA, not Lucha Underground, ECW was just so me. :eek:


More ads for the house show in Scranton PA on April 4th.


Ramones music plays along with ads for t-shirts, Raven, BWO, and that sweet ass Taz Dojo shirt that has taken on new meaning after all of these years, "Pain is temporary, Pride is forever". Too fucking awesome.


Taka Michinoku, Terry Boy, and Dick Togo vs. Gran Hamada, Great Sasuke, and, Gran Naniwa

This match took place in Webster, Massachusetts at the Town Hall on February 14th, 1997 in front of a crowd of 300. This match was shown in highlights back on the February 20th episode but it is presented in it's entirety here, bell to bell. There is an interesting story behind this match and the one at Barely Legal. The story goes back to 1996 to a man named Sheldon Goldberg, a guy that published a newsletter called "Mat Marketplace". Goldberg got a bunch of requests from his readers for Michinoku Pro so he made a call and ended up talking to the main man in charge, Koji Hirai. Hirai was wanting to find a way to sell Michinoku Pro merchandise in the US. Hirai came to the US in the winter of 1996 and Goldberg introduced him to some of the indy promoters in the Northeast, eventually hooking them up with Paul Heyman. A few weeks later Goldberg got a call from Hirai telling him that they were coming back to the US in February and he was bringing Sasuke with him to negotiate to be on ECW's first pay per view, they wanted Goldberg to handle all of their business for them. So the Michinoku Pro crew came to New England that Valentines Day weekend in February 1997 and that is where this match took place. Supposedly a few more Michinoku Pro guys, Beef Wellington and Lenny Lane, worked another indy show where Kevin Sullivan just happened to be and he ended up signing them to WCW because of how impressed he was with their performances.

This match is also found on the ECW Unreleased Vol. 2 set. Things get off to kind of a slow start until the heels start cheating to isolate the good guys. Togo, Terry Boy, and Taka Michinoku are playing the heels and Sasuke's team is playing the faces here. The heels manage to get the crowd involved in the match with the way they work their tandem moves and their showboating. One hilarious spot is when the referee has his back turned the heel team hits Sasuke with all kinds of shit, then they hold him up for one of their guys to stand on top of him and flex his muscles to the crowd. :lol:

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The match gradually picks up and gets awesome. Sasuke is the star babyface that the match is structured around, he gets triple teamed and beat down only to make his little comebacks and get his little moments in to shine. Sasuke really gets the action going when he lands a Moonsault Press onto both Togo and Terry Boy, followed by his cartwheel back elbow to Taka, knocking him out of the ring. Sasuke quickly goes to the apron and hits Taka with an Asai Moonsault, partially overshooting his landing and hitting his legs on the stage on the way down. Some fast action going on here with a lot of nearfalls. The crowd really digs the match and stays into it until the finish. Taka hits Sasuke with the Michinoku Driver, then goes up for a Springboard flying press. Sasuke catches him with a dropkick to the stomach in mid-air. Everybody starts hitting big moves and we get a bunch of very close nearfalls. Taka flies out of the ring to hit Sasuke with his trademark plancha while Togo and Terry Boy hit somebody with a Doomsday Device for another nearfall.

Dick Togo finishes it with a vicious powerbomb followed by his senton off of the top rope for the pin. Crowd gives them a standing ovation after the match. It had some sloppy moments here and there but altogether this was a very good six man. 3 & 1/2 Stars

So this match was heavily praised by the Observer after this. Michinoku Pro worked out a deal with Heyman for $25,000 for them to fly over and work another match at Barely Legal. The Michinoku Pro crew promised Sheldon Goldberg a cut of the money to handle their business and they worked out a deal with Heyman for him to send a $10,000 advance on their money to Japan a few weeks before Barely Legal. Wouldn't you know it, the $10,000 never made it to Japan. :lol: Sheldon Goldberg stayed on Heyman's ass. Heyman was worried about the Michinoku Pro guys not showing up but Goldberg played a pretty big role in making it happen, he arranged a deal with Heyman for him to pay the Michinoku Pro guys their $25,000 up front as soon as they arrived in the USA. Heyman agreed to have a check waiting for them at the Holiday Inn the day they arrived. Of course Heyman was full of shit and there was no check waiting on them when they arrived at the hotel. :lol: Sasuke and his crew didn't care, they were going to work the show anyways because they desperately wanted to get on USA pay per view for the exposure. Goldberg stayed on Heyman's ass and somehow managed to get the Michinoku Pro guys money from Heyman in full. Sasuke pocketed almost all of the money and the other 5 guys had to pay their own airfare and motel. The shitty part was that Sasuke shafted Goldberg and never paid him anything for busting his ass to get them a check and handling all of their other business. It was Heyman that ended up paying Goldberg some money for his efforts, even though he didn't have to.


Another ad for the Barely Legal poster, autographed by Taz and Sabu!


Ads for house shows, April 4th at the CYC Center in Scranton, PA. Dreamer, Sandman, and Funk vs The Triple Threat.


Ad for the Barely Legal t-shirt.


Ad for the house show in the Ag Hall in Allentown, PA on March 28th and more ads for the CYC show in Scranton.


The show closes out with footage of what looks like a match in progress, Spike & Chris Chetti vs the FBI(Guido and Tracey Smothers). Taz comes out and brings the match to an end by dumping everyone with Tazplexes. Taz is getting full blown babyface pops. He screams for Sabu to "Get the fuck out here!". Sabu charges Taz and it's on! They fight it out until all of the wrestlers come out from the back to pull them apart. Entire locker room clears out.


This episode ends with Taz cutting a soft spoken promo. He says something about how a man's got to know his limitations, saying that he is Sabu's limitation. Taz says that he started out as the underdog in the feud but now he's not the underdog no more. Taz says he's going to kill the legend on April 13th. That's a wrap.


Overall: 8.4/10


Man, this was a pretty wild show. There was a bunch of shit happening here. Lots of crazy segments, some decent promos, and a solid six man tag match presented uncut in it's entirety. Not as good as the last one I reviewed but it was one hell of an hour of wrestling television to say the least.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #206)

April 1st, 1997​


Here we go, just two more episode left until Barely Legal. ECW Hardcore TV aired on Thursday nights but they changed it for this week for some reason, this episode was aired on a Tuesday. This version of this episode that I have cuts in right at the White Zombie intro, the pre-intro segment is missing, all I got was a little half second shot of Shane Douglas choking someone in the isle outside of the ring.


Joey opens the show from his commentary spot, hyping up Barely Legal as Metallica's "King Nothing" plays in the background. Joey plugs the Terry Funk banquet and goes over the full card for Barely Legal as highlights play on.


Raven is shown in a bathroom/shower somewhere cutting a promo. Raven says he knows Sandman wants to rip him open, but he won't like what he finds inside, things that are dead, etc. He goes on talking about how Stevie was an outcast in high school. He goes on talking about Terry Funk, telling the old story of the footsteps in the sand, but on April 13th God won't be in the ring to carry Terry Funk. Raven says he's going to beat Funk down and look into the eyes of a broken man, the eyes of his father. Raven rambles on about how beating up Terry Funk will be like beating up his father. Raven says a poem that I didn't quite catch. Deep stuff. Not all that great on the delivery, decent promo though. Raven exploits his own hardship to gain a psychological advantage over his foes.


Barely Legal poster ad. So extreme that it's Barely Legal.


One Step Beyond song plays along to ads for the Scranton PA house show at the CYC.


Joey Styles narrates the 1-900 hotline ad. Call tonight for an update on the whereabouts of Scott Hall, Missy Hyatt on the Howard Stern show, you are never going to believe who the new member of the Hart Foundation is going to be, and Big Stevie Cool's last minute thoughts on Barely Legal.


Extreme Warfare Vol. 2, "The night Kimona Wanalaya danced atop the ECW ARENAAAAGH!" :rofl:


Barely Legal t-shirt ad, own a piece of ECW history. Pretty sweet with the event poster on the front and the fight card listed on the back.


Raven & Shane Douglas vs Terry Funk vs Tommy Dreamer


This match was filmed in Monaca, PA at the very first ever ECW show at the Golden Dome, March 30th 1997 in front of a crowd of 1,000. We get the entrances of Raven and Shane Douglas. Francine is wearing a weird, but really hot outfit. Douglas is the TV Champion here and Raven is the World Champion. Immediately after Dreamer and Raven's entrances we cut out to...


Terry Funk banquet ad set to Desperado by The Eagles.


White Zombie remix of "More Human Than Human" plays during ads for the Scranton PA CYC house show on April 4th. Windows 95 computer graphic screens showing names of wrestlers who are going to be at the show, matches, Raven vs Stevie Richards for the strap.


Douglas and Funk start this out one on one in a traditional tag rules match. Douglas tags out to Raven after a brief exchange, Funk brings in Dreamer. Dreamer and Raven hit the mats briefly and then Raven spits in Terry Funk's face. Dreamer tags Funk in but Raven backs off and immediately tags in Shane Douglas. Shane Douglas gets the upper hand on Funk and works him over. Funk's selling here as Douglas kicks his ass is five star. Eventually Tommy and Raven get tagged in and they face off finally. Raven gets an arm wringer and tags in Douglas for double axe handle from top. Shane works Tommy over until Tommy gets fired up and makes a comeback. Tommy lands a sloppy ass bulldog on Shane.

Raven and Dreamer go at it again later on in the match. Dreamer tags in Funk and Raven tags out immediately. Dreamer and Douglas take the match outside the ring and the rules fly out the window as far as tagging. Raven flies over the top with a plancha to hit Dreamer. He tries another plancha but Dremaer moves out of the way, sending Raven flying into the timekeepers table. Funk kicks ass with half of the broken table, using it on both Raven and Douglas. Back to the ring and Funk hits Douglas with a Rude Awakening. Douglas brings in a frying pan and lays Dreamer and Funk out. I notice a cool banner sign on the crowd barrier that says "The Franchise, it's not cockiness, it's greatness". :lol:

Dreamer and Douglas brawl through the crowd up to the top of the bleachers. Brian Lee is there to meet them, helping Shane Douglas beat up Tommy and throw him down the stairs of the bleachers. Brian Lee destroys Dreamer in the crowd. Funk goes out to save Dreamer but he gets beat up. Raven takes Funk and puts him in the spinning toes hold. Stevie comes out and drops Raven with a Superkick. Terry gets up and Stevie drops him with a Superkick as well. Sandman comes running into the ring and he canes the fuck out of Stevie and Terry Funk before busting a beer open on his forehead. Stevie starts fighting with Raven out on the floor. Funk kicks Douglas in the balls and DDT's him. Francine jumps on Terry Funk to break up the pin. Beulah comes in and we get a cat fight with her and Francine. Dreamer pulls Francine up off of Beulah and puts her into the position for a piledriver but Shane Douglas stops him. Shane drops Tommy with a Belly to Belly Suplex and goes for the pin but Raven pushes him off and scores the pin. It was ugly at times but this was a decent match. Shane Douglas doing all the work only for Raven to steal the pin was a good finish. Terry Funk's selling was fun. The Stevie Richards/Sandman run ins were alright. Pretty good match, I liked the way it was laid out. 2 & 7/8's Stars


Ads for Raven's t-shirt set to Offspring's "Come out and Play".


More screens for the CYC April 4th house show in Scranton, Dreamer, Sandman, & Funk vs Triple Threat.


Barely Legal poster.


BWO t-shirt ad set to Toadies "Possum Kingdom". More t-shirts shown, Taz Dojo, Beulah.


Dudley Boys vs Eliminators vs Gangstas

Joel Gertner does the Dudley Boys entrance. They are the undefeated ECW tag champs here. The match starts off with Eliminators and Dudleys going at it. Eliminators drop both Dudleys together with some nice tandem kicks.


Commercials for the Philadelphia Flyers and Phillies.


More t-shirt ads, this time set to Faith No More's "Epic". That Beulah shirt, I'd like to know how many people actually bought that? :lol: It's pretty bad.


Short ad for Sabu vs Taz at Barely Legal, set to the White Zombie "More Human Than the Human" remix.


Ads for the Terry Funk banquet and the Scranton CYC show set to Lenny Kravitz, "Are you gonna go my way".


We return to the match with New Jack throwing a trash can full of weapons into the ring and Joey Styles screaming on commentary, "INCOMING!". This turns into a six man tornado wreck. We clip ahead to New Jack beating the fuck out of D-Von in the audience. New Jack does a flying headbutt on somebody but Buh Buh catches him coming down with a cutter for the pin, Gangstas are eliminated. The clips go ahead a few more times showing all out chaos. Sign guy throws powder into Kronus' eyes, setting him up for the 3D. Dudlelys go for the pin but Saturn breaks up the fall. Saturn hits both D-Von and Buh Buh with cutters. Sign guy hits Saturn with a mirror and breaks it and the crowd gasps loud. Joey lets out an epic "OH MY GAWD". D-Von scores the pin. The mirror spot was sold well on commentary and the crowd reacted to it like somebody landed on thumb tacs or something so it worked. This was mostly a sloppy mess though, even though it was just a spatter of highlights of the match. N/A Incomplete


Barely Legal t-shirt ad once again, this t-shirt is so extreme it's Barely Legal.


We get the White Zombie video again for Sabu vs Taz at Barely Legal. This is only 20-30 seconds long advertising Barely Legal.


More ads for the CYC show on April 4th 1997, another 3 way with Dudleys vs Eliminators vs Gangstas.


Barely Legal poster again. This episode is starting to feel like an infomercial. :lol:


Sabu vs. Louie Spicolli

Chris Candido joins Joey on commentary for this one, saying something about how he has an injured bicep. Louie gets the better of Sabu in the early grappling exchanges. Louie backdrops Sabu out of the ring and this is where Sabu takes control. Sabu hits Louie with a nice triple jump plancha into the crowd. Back in the ring and Louie lands a nice double leg takedown, then a Spinebuster, and a little bit later a Northern Lights with a bridge for 2. Sabu makes a comeback and lands an awesome springboard somersualt legdrop, the way he springs off of the ropes for this was sweet. Sabu throws a chair into Louie's face then uses the chair for a springboard rana that was very nice.

Sabu lands Air Sabu onto Louie in the corner off of a chair. He goes for another but Louie catches him and dumps him backwards onto the opened chair! Sabu also hits and knocks out the referee. Well done. Great ref bump. Louie hits the Death Valley Driver but the referee is out. Louie goes to dump Sabu out of the ring through a table that Sabu set up earlier in the match, bridged from the apron to the crowd barrier. Just as Louie gets ready to sends Sabu through the table with a Death Valley Driver Taz comes out and dumps both of them over the top through the table! Awesome. RVD comes out and goes for the Van Daminator on Taz but Sabu pushes Taz into RVD while he's holding the chair. RVD gets knocked down. Taz chokes out Louie with the Tazmission while Sabu and RVD argue with each other. Taz leaves Louie laying and makes his exit. Sabu hits Louie while he's down with the triple jump moonsault and pins him. 3 Stars. Good match. Sabu was really on point and hitting some nice moves, plus the match had a theme with Louie being more of a shoot style/traditional wrestler vs the high flyer extremist. Taz dumping both guys over the top rope through the table was a great spot.


Taz cuts into the commentary booth and sends a message to Sabu saying that he's going to make sure nothing happens to him until Barely Legal, so he will have no excuses. Chris Candido is behind Taz during this and pantomiming like a clown and it is pretty funny. :lol:


Barely Legal commercial one more time.


The show ends with Funk and Raven in a locker room together. Funk sits down in the corner and tells Raven that he's not like him, he loves his old man. Terry calls Raven a whimpy little bastard with no cohones, saying that he sits in corners because he can't stand up on his feet. Both guys scream at each other in a tense scene. Raven starts kicking at Funk and beating on him. Terry screams up at him, "Quote the Funker nevermore you piece of shit!" :lol: They brawl around and that's a wrap. Strong scene, got a little goofy with the brawl at the end though.

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Overall: 7.4/10


Not as good as the last two shows but not a bad episode of ECW tv. Raven/Shane vs Dreamer/Funk, and Sabu vs Louie were good matches that built up the Barely Legal matches well with the way they were booked. The Raven vs Funk stuff started going deeper with the promos. Some good action and some good storyline progression here, not to mention a cool soundtrack. This show did feel like one of those late night ECW infomercials though, which I don't think was a bad thing per se. I'm anxious to finally get to Barely Legal for crying out loud.
 
Extreme Championship Wrestling
Hardcore TV(Episode #207)

April 10th, 1997​


Alright man, we have finally arrived at the go-home show for Barely Legal. This episode consists of mostly promos and music videos to hype up the show, starting with an outstanding promo video with The Pitbulls. This is really good. The Pitbulls are standing together, with Pitbull 1 doing all of the talking, cutting a promo about what it was like to have the halo installed into his head with 2 inch screws, no anesthetic, while he laid there asking himself "Why is this happening to me". It's not really his promo that makes this great(even though it is good), it's the video editing and the music. Pitbull 1 goes on about his neck being broken by Shane Douglas and during this whole promo there is footage edited over the shot, almost like transparent images of highlights of Shane Douglas breaking his neck, shaking his halo and throwing him to the ground, etc., all in slo-mo, among other highlights. Pitbull 1 says that Rick Rude told them that he also had his neck broken and his career ended but not to let it happen to him, telling him to get back in the ring and get revenge. All of it with Metallica's "Unforgiven" played over it. Really well done video.

The video cuts out to a replay of Rick Rude's masked debut back in January telling Shane that his new years resolution was to fuck with the Franchise. Rude brought Pitbull 1 back for the first time since his injury to kick Shane's ass at the end of the promo. Pitbull 1 got a HUGE pop as he tossed Shane around like a ragdoll. Great moment/promo. This cuts back into Metallica's Unforgiven again as Pitbull 1 talks about how their ex-manager loosened the ropes and helped Shane get him to say I quit in their I Quit Match at the last show. He says that his neck was re injured and he's not going to be able to wrestle at ECW's first pay per view. This ends with Pitbull 2 screaming Ultimate Warrior style, "SHANE DOUGLAS, I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK!". This leads right into the White Zombie intro. Pretty good stuff.

Joey opens up the show from his usual spot in front of the ECW flag and thanks the fans for their support of ECW, then he starts plugging the Terry Funk banquet. $50 to get into this thing but from what I've seen of it on Youtube it was worth it. The banquet was held the night before Barely Legal and it was kind of a special moment for ECW as everyone on the roster took the podium and cut a shoot promo about their appreciation of Terry Funk and just their overall story leading up to this big dance on PPV. The whole thing is cut up into pieces on Youtube and it is worth checking out.


Rob Van Dam vs Pitbull 2


This is fan cam highlights of a match that took place at the Elks Lodge(The Madhouse) on April 5th, 1997 in front of a crowd of 800 people. The highlights begin with the match already in progress, with Van Dam knocking Pitbull 2 out of the ring and going for a Somersault Plancha. Van Dam inadvertently hits Pitbull 1 with the plancha and hurts his neck. A bunch of referees and Todd Gordon comes out to tend to Pitbull 1 while he's still down. Pitbull 2 and RVD take the match back to the ring and Shane Douglas comes out to lock on the full nelson on Pitbull 1 on the outside. Pitbull 2 chases Shane off to the back for a non-finish. N/A Incomplete


Commercial for the Barely Legal program, narrated by Paul Heyman, full color with a description of all the matches.


One Step Beyond song plays for more ads, Beulah t-shirt, BWO shirt, Sandman t-shirt, House of Hardcore training school, and Heyman narrates the ad for the 1-900 hotlin, An extreme valet embroiled in major controversy, what is the deal with Sid?, WCW's latest feeble attempt to take it to the extreme, and up to the second report on the behind the scenes maneuvering for Barely Legal on the Hotline tonight!


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Next we get a pretty good Shane Douglas promo. Highlight replays cut in and out of the promo, replaying the scene where he throws down the NWA belt, etc. Shane basically covers his ECW career up to where he is now, addressing his upcoming match at Barely Legal and what he's going to do to the Pitbulls and Rude.


Extreme Warfare vol 2 again!


The Dudley Boys cut a promo next, D-Von says that god rested on the 7th day but the Dudleys never rest, it's time to testify. Buh Buh's fake hillbilly accent is pretty damn good for a city boy from New York. :lol:


ECW World Tag Team Championship: The Dudley Boys(c) vs The Eliminators

This match took place at the same show in Queens at the Madhouse. This is more fan cam highlights. It opens with Gertner doing intros, saying that the Dudleys are 88-0 in ECW, with 87 wins by way of pinfall. :lol: Gertner is awesome.

Some good action here. Kronus lands his awesome handspring backflip elbow and Saturn is dropping fools with chair shots. Eliminators land their double springboard moonsault, along with some more double team moves on D-Von. Saturn hits Buh Buh with a nice springboard kick to the face, knocking him off of the apron down to the floor. They clip ahead and Natural Born Killaz goes off, bringing out The Gangstas to kick ass. You can kind of see why Saturn wanted to distance himself from Kronus with some of the goofier things he does in this match, dancing around with a video game controller at a time when the brawling was pretty intense.

We clip ahead again and it's a 3 way brawl all around the Madhouse. Mustapha sets D-Von up on a table in the audience and New Jack dives off of the balcony on the upper deck of the Madhouse with a leg drop onto him! Whole place starts chanting NEW JACK. More clips and The Gangstas are just cleaning house on both teams. D-Von eats a ridiculous chair shot to the face from New Jack. Mustapha takes a Bubba Cutter and the Gangstas are eliminated. This gets pretty good heat from the fans. Interesting to note that this is the second time the Gangstas have been eliminated first in a 3 way with The Duds and Eliminators, with Mustapha taking the pinfall.

More clips and we get an awesome elbow from Saturn from the top rope. Kronus racks D-von on the top rope and hits him in the face with a very nice leaping spinning back kick. Sign Guy Dudley gets up on the apron and tries to throw powder into Saturn's eyes, instead he hits the referee and blinds him. Buh Buh gets hit with The Eliminators double roundhouse sandwich kicks while on his knees, then it's Total Elimination. Eliminators take out Buh Buh with the TE but the referee is out. Sign Guy eats a vicious superkick from Saturn. D-Von rolls Saturn up from behind and wins with a handfull of tights. Dudleys retain. This kills the crowd. They start chanting bullshit. Gertner celebrates and the Dudleys leave him in the ring. The Eliminators go to hit Gertner with the Total Elimination but Sign Guy Dudley saves him and eats it instead, Gertner lives to see another day. :lol: This was a fun match. N/A Incomplete

This cuts out to an Eliminators promo, with Saturn doing all the work. Saturn says this is the biggest night in ECW history coming up, and the biggest night of the lives of both Dudleys and Eliminators. Saturn says it will also be the biggest embarrassment, the biggest ass kicking the Dudleys have ever received. He goes on saying that Barely Legal will be the biggest victory for the Eliminators, their chance to become 3 time ECW tag team champions, their first time to win the belts in the ECW Arena on pay per view. Pretty good promo. Kronus ends the promo laughing and goofing off like a clown and it just felt out of place after Saturn's super serious intense promo.

Dreamer's promos have been really bad leading up to Barely Legal. He cuts one here in the same cheesy voice that he's been using but thankfully this one is just a couple of sentences. He says he's going to make sure Barely Legal is Terry Funk's night.

Sabu vs Taz Barely Legal ad set to White Zombie's "More Human Than Human" remix. This one is longer than the ones that played on past episodes, this one is about a minute or two long with some great clips of Sabu, including his lights out return at November to Remember 95, his lights out staredown with Taz at Novemer to Remember 96. This cuts into a Taz promo, one of my personal favorite promos of all time. It shows an amazing shot of Taz in his Taz Dojo in the ring, it's dark, shadows everywhere, he's on his knees...


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This is my domain.


This is my world.


This is my house.


...And Sabu... You're just a visitor..


A very welcome visitor...


This Sunday night, ECW Arena, Barely Legal... pay per view... Sabu...


Do me a favor brotha...


Be the old Sabu...


Bring to the ring.. the old Sabu...


The Sabu... That I used to know..


The Sabu that would give 150%...


The Sabu that has a heart the size of a Lion..


The Sabu... That would fight me... To the death.... To The finish... To the end.


Push me Sabu.... Come to Philly and Push me...


Bring it all Sabu..


I beg You..


I plead... I prey... the old Sabu shows up.


...And when he does he's going to hit a wall...


Me..


I promise... I am not only going to beat you up... I am not only going to blow you up... I am not only going to stretch you...


I'm gonna choke you out Sabu..


It's going to be a war.. I know it's going to be...


And I also know, it'll probably change our future careers... and I love that.


I love it.


I love it so much... I can smell it... I can feel it... I can taste it.


I can't wait... to have my hand raised in victory... and look down at the mat, at your (CENSORED)... sweaty... battered body Sabu...


I'm gonna choke you out Sabu.


I'm gonna choke you out... because I have to.. I HAVE TO choke you out... I don't have a choice... and neither do you...


This Sunday night Sabu..


This Sunday night... two years of waiting... two years of ANGER... TWO YEARS OF FRUSTRATION!


Will come TO A CRASHING HALT!


YOU... ARE GONNA GET CHOKED OUT... BY ME!


I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY... FOR MAKING ME WAIT..


I'M GONNA MAKE YOU... FEEL LIKE SHIT...


I HAVE TO!


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SABU!... I'M GONNA CHOKE YOU OUT!... SEE YOU ON THE 13th!



Five star ECW promo from maybe one of the more underrated promo guys in the business. This is one of my all time favorite characters in any form of entertainment that ever existed. Taz was one of the acts that instantly hooked me on ECW back in the day. The setting of this promo, the promo itself, the character, the background leading up to it, everything about this is phenomenal. What's happened beneath the surface of this feud/angle is that they've positioned Taz to be the ultimate babyface in ECW(while also trying a heel run on Sabu that I don't think was really the best idea in hindsight, even though it did have a lot of cool moments, Sabu as a heel in ECW is like having Sting as a heel in WCW to me).


Taz was a great heel from the time of his turn at November to Remember 95, all through 1996. By the end of 1996 and going into 1997 he started getting more and more of a babyface reaction even though they never really changed anything about his character, he was always bitter and spiteful towards the fans(for worshiping Sabu). They've planted seeds for what is going to happen at Barely Legal with the way Sabu and Bill Alphonso have been behaving in some of the recent shows. This promo though, one of my favorite promos for sure. Taz is one of my favorite wrestlers of all time, his ECW work and his overall act still holds up in 2015 in my opinion. There sure as hell aren't any shooter characters like this today, not even Brock Lesnar can cut a promo like this.


Barely Legal poster advertisement. This would actually be a pretty sweet poster to have, it's got that big fight feel look to it like the Hogan vs Andre staredown for the Mania III poster.


Another ad for the souvenir program for Barley Legal.


More t-shirt ads, BWO, Beulah, Sandman, etc.


Barely Legal T-shirt ad again...


Joey Styles is shown in the booth plugging Barely Legal. He cuts out to a shot of Sandman backstage with a bloody forehead. Styles asks if there is a mutual respect with Sandman, Stevie, and Funk because they all hate Raven. Sandman doesn't answer Joey's question he just swigs his beer and takes a puff off of a cig. Styles asks him what he would do to Raven if he wins the 3 way, Sandman guzzles his beer and bashes the can over his head. Joey wishes Sandman luck at Barely Legal.


BWO music video for Stevie Richards. He's young, he's over, he's paid his dues in ECW, his t-shirts were comprising a substantial percentage of ECW's income. If I were a betting man I probably would have put my money on him to win the strap at Barely Legal. His character has developed into a more serious contender, he's broken out from under Raven's wing. He's really come a long way from where he started in 95-96.


The BWO/Stevie video fades into a Raven promo. Pretty good promo, he's on for this one as he talks about the 3 gunslingers coming after his title. He says he's going to have to pull off a miracle to make it out with his belt because all three men want his belt more than anything they've ever wanted in their entire lives. "It makes me feel alive... I feel my own pain... and I like it. Quote the World Heavyweight Champion.. Nevermore."


This cuts right out to a video of Terry Funk on location at his father's grave somewhere in a field in Texas. The Eagle's "Desperado" plays on as they show Funk walking through a field, through a barbed wire fence into a cemetery out in the middle of nowhere. This is a great segment with the way it was filmed, they show little shots of Funk's boots walking through the cemetery...


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This is the Texas panhandle, and this is where my father is.


I come here a lot whenever I need strength. Sometimes I get a twitch in my eye, and a dadgum lump in my throat, I'm gonna try and not let that happen today.


I loved him.. We all loved him... and he loved this part of Texas... I think it's a great place for him to be.


His gravestone says... "Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not here, I did not die".


He didn't... spiritually...


My wife and kids are gonna be there, Sunday night, April 13th in the ECW pay per view.


The people that I love are gonna be there.


...And I'm sure my father will be there... in spirit...


If I make it through the three way dance with Stevie Richards and Sandman....


If I make it to Raven and win the ECW World's Championship... I have to do it one step at a time...


One.. step.. at a time...


Dad... This one's for you....



What a great promo and just a great scene, the music fits it perfectly and almost gets my eyes to twitch and a dadgum lump in my throat. They show a shot of Dory Funk Sr, then they cut out to these screens while the music still rolls along...


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That's a wrap. The Funk and Taz promos really make this a must see episode of ECW Hardcore TV, two outstanding promos. Overall this was a good seller for Barely Legal, basically just an infomercial for the pay per view and the accompanying merchandise. We've finally did it. We are finally to Barely Legal, after 3 years. I'm going to save my thoughts on the build up to Barely Legal for the show. I also want to review the very first ever episode of ECW Hardcore TV from 1993 as a kind of supplement to Barely Legal just for added context. From there I'm going to update the table of contents and then it's time for the grand daddy of them all, the climax of the ECW story, Barely Legal. Thanks to everyone who has kept this thread alive for the past 3 years, I love you guys. Happy Fathers Day.



Overall: 10/10
 
Terry Funk: The Godfather of ECW


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Here we are on the eve of my Barely Legal review, the review this thread has been building up to for the past 3 years. Before we get to Barely Legal I feel that it is paramount to take some time and really cover why exactly Terry Funk was so special in the ECW universe, why he was the bedrock, the godfather of Extreme Championship Wrestling.

The Funk story starts with Dory Funk Sr. A man that Harley Race was once quoted saying was tougher than rawhide. When Harley Race says that somebody was tough, you can damn well believe that it was the truth. Dory had two sons, Dory Jr born in 1941, and three years later Terry was born in 1944. The Funk family packed up and moved from Indiana to plant their roots in the Texas panhandle in 1949. Dory Funk Sr. would go on to win the NWA World Championship in 1958, even though he only held the title for about a month. By the 1960's Dory Sr. was running an NWA territory in Amarillo Texas, with both of his sons Terry and Dory Jr. wrestling regularly, eventually both becoming big stars in the territory by the end of the 1960's. By 1969 Dory Sr. was able to use his seniority in the NWA to get his oldest boy Dory Jr. a reign with the NWA World Title, a reign that lasted 1,563 days, stretching from 1969 to 1973 when he dropped it to Harley Race. Then just a month after Dory Jr. lost the NWA title, on June 3rd, 1973, Dory Sr. invited all of the wrestlers to his house after one of the shows in Amarillo. Dory was grappling around with a few of the wrestlers from his territory in the house that night, challenging them to try and break out of his full nelson. At 10:30 that night after a few rough grappling sessions with the boys Dory Sr. dropped and was rushed to the St. Anthony's Hospital in Amarillo where he died of a heart attack at the age of 54.


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Two years later, on December 10th, 1975 Terry Funk captured the NWA World Championship by defeating Jack Brisco in Miami Florida. Funk had won a title that at the time was the premier world championship in all of professional wrestling, a title that had been held by Lou Thesz, Pat O'Connor, and Buddy Rogers. Funk held the NWA World Title for 424 days, roughly 14 months before he lost it to Harley Race in 1979. From there Funk traveled around with Dory Jr working the territories in Texas, Florida, Detroit, and finding success in Japan. In 1983 Terry retired for the first time in front of a AJPW crowd after he and his brother defeated Stan Hanson and Terry Gordy...


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Terry's first retirement was short lived as he returned to the ring in 1984, eventually putting in work in the WWF, culminating in the tag match at Wrestlemania 2 between Terry & Dory Jr against Tito Santana and Junkyard Dog. From 1986 to 1989 Terry left the wrestling business for Hollywood, eventually scoring minor roles in the western themed tv show "Wildside", then in movies like Over The Top in 1987 and Road House in 1989...


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By 1989 Terry Funk returned to the business that made him, returning to the NWA to take part in one of the greatest feuds ever against Ric Flair. Funk proved that he still had it, going toe to toe with Flair in the 1989 feud of the year, which included a five star match against Flair at the Clash of the Champions that seen Funk put Flair over clean in an I Quit Match. Funk's run in NWA/WCW in 89-90 only solidified his reputation with the hardcore wrestling fans as one of the true legends. Terry's run in ECW traces back to the predecessor of ECW, Joel Goodhart's Tri-State Wresting Alliance. Terry wrestled regularly in TSWA in Philadelphia in 1991, including a main event match against Jerry Lawler in March of 1991 that drew a crowd of over 1,700 fans and a live gate over $30,000, a show that featured Cactus Jack vs Eddie Gilbert on the undercard. Tri States Wrestling fell apart in early 1992 and one of Goodhart's partners named Todd Gordon picked up the pieces and put together Eastern Championship Wrestling in it's place.

Todd Gordon's Eastern Championship Wrestling soldiered on through 1992 holding shows in front of small crowds in sports bars in Philly, with the shows being booked by former Tri States wrestler Larry Winters(RIP). Gradually by the end of 1992 Todd Gordon started booking the shows and phased Larry Winters out. In 1993 the local cable channel in Philly called "Sports Channel" made an offer to Gordon to air weekly episodes of Eastern Championship Wrestling. It was around this time that Todd Gordon brought in Eddie Gilbert and gave him the pencil and soon enough the little indy promotion that could was off to the races. ECW debuted their weekly television show on Sports Channel Philadelphia on April 6th 1993. The show started off with Todd Gordon making the announcement that a new special guest announcer would be joining the booth, that announcer was Terry Funk. They aired clips of Funk's appearance in the sci-fi television show Quantum Leap before introducing him.


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Funk had a confrontation with Eddie Gilbert that kickstarted the feud that ECW was built on. After running Eddie Gilbert off of the commentary booth, Funk addressed the fans and said...


"You know, I want to say to you people here and to you people at home that it's a pleasure being here.


Because each and every one of you in this area, have got a place in my heart...


Because this is the "H.C." portion of the United States, this is where the Eastern Championship Wresting originated...


And what I mean by "H.C.", its the hardcore fans...


And I want to say one other thing to...


That Todd has put together a bunch of wrestlers out here, that maybe some of them you haven't seen before, and some of them you've seen many times on your television.


And I promise you hardcore fans, that a lot of these guys will give you their heart and their soul, right in that wrestling ring. "


This ECW in the first weekly episode of TV(it wasn't called Hardcore TV yet) on Sports Channel Philadelphia was a far cry from the ECW of 1997. There was no Joey Styles, instead you had a guy named Stevie Wonderful and Jay Sully. There was no Shane Douglas, no Sabu, no Public Enemy, no Paul Heyman, and The Sandman was running around with a Surf board wearing a neon colored wet suit. Eastern Championship Wrestling in it's infancy was carried by WWF castoffs like Jimmy Snuka and Sal Bellomo leading a roster of indy wrestlers like Tommy Cairo, Johnny Hotbody, Rockin Robbin, and a horrible tag team called the Super Destroyers. There was no ECW Arena yet, instead this episode was filmed in Radnor, PA at the Cabrini College on March 12th, 1993, in front of a sparse crowd of only 250 people. At the center of it all was the humble Texan, Terry Funk, and the Jerry Lawler of the North, Eddie Gilbert. Even though Eddie Gilbert booked a decent wrestling show with what he had to work for, make no bones about it, the first episode of ECW TV was horrible. The show consisted of a collection of matches from the first round of the ECW TV Title tournament and you could probably add up all of the total star ratings for these matches to get maybe 1 Star if you are lucky.

Towards the end of the show Terry Funk thanked his commentary partner Jay Sully and told it like it was...


"Jay, I want say that we had a great show here today, it's the first show, and I'll tell you what, I think we got some room for improvement, and we're going to try real hard for you people out there, but give us some time and we'll get better.

And I know that you people will tune back into this show next week, and get a load of this show because it's new, and it's different, and it's fresh, and we're looking forward to seeing you again, so adios partners! "


Terry's final words on the first episode of ECW tv turned out to be prophetic. Terry Funk and Eddie Gilbert had a feud in ECW in 1993 that produced a series of matches and gave the company something to build off of. The promotion never stopped improving or growing over the next 4 years, from one plateau to the next. From the Terry Funk vs Eddie Gilbert feud Eddie eventually brought in Shane Douglas and Paul Heyman later on in 1993. Heyman took over the booking in October 1993 and one by one Terry Funk put over all of his first generation stars clean, from the Three Way Dance against Shane Douglas and Sabu at Crossing the Line in the Spring of 1994 to the Terry & Dory Jr vs Public Enemy matches later that Summer. Funk gave ECW and it's first generation of home grown talent a legitimacy that separated them from the ocean of other independent wrestling promotions in the United States in 1993-1994. One thing led to the next and eventually ECW was a darling among the hardcore fans by 1995.

Terry gradually disappeared from the full time ECW roster by 1995 but he would make occasional appearances, including the main events of the 1995 and 1996 November to Remember shows. Almost 4 years to the day, Terry was called upon one more time to lend his legitimacy to Extreme Championship Wrestling when they did the impossible and secured a date on Pay Per View on April 13th, 1997. Just days before the show Terry went to his doctor and was told that his knees were so badly eaten up by severe degenerative arthritis that he shouldn't even be able to walk, let alone wrestle. The doctor told Terry that he should be disabled. 53 year old Terry Funk went against his doctor and his family's wishes and went through with his date at ECW Barely Legal.


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What type of shape would Terry show up in though? Would he just show up for a paycheck, stumbling around drunk and falling over himself Jake Roberts Legends of Wrestling style, or would he pour every ounce of heart and soul he had left into his performance? The company Terry Funk helped put on the map had now grown up and was influencing one of the most revolutionary periods in the history of the professional wrestling business. In many ways the fate of ECW depended on Terry Funk's performance at Barely Legal.
 
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Extreme Championship Wrestling
Barely Legal

April 13th, 1997
ECW Arena
South Philly, PA​


Here we are, after 3 plus years, over 500 replies, and 56 reviews we're finally at Barely Legal. I remember when I started this thread the main inspiration was another "History of ECW" thread written on the Wrestlezone forums by a guy named Klunderbunker. Klunderbunker has a ton of reviews on Wrestlezone, his WCW reviews in particular are quite good, I find myself agreeing with his opinions on the rise and fall of WCW more often than not. His History of ECW thread though was completely devoid of any of the real context of what made the ECW story special. He started the thread at Barely Legal and just reviewed through the pay per views, with each review reading like somebody standing over a barrel of fish with a 12 gauge shotgun. I think with his "History of ECW" thread Klunderbunker was on a mission from god, a mission to prove that ECW wasn't anywhere near as good as it's made out to be. There may be some truth in that. Maybe ECW built up an aura, like Bo Jackson, an aura bolstered by the fact that nobody has really seen much ECW, but it's reputation grew to a point where the real thing could never live up to it. Either way, in focusing his "History of ECW" project on strictly pay per views I think Klunderbunker completely missed the boat on what ECW was. That was the main inspiration for this project in the beginning, I felt that the you couldn't really tell the ECW story starting at Barely Legal, instead, Barely Legal was essentially the climax of the ECW story. ECW during the pay per view years was really a shadow of it's glory days. Even though ECW was always riddled with flaws, from the time they changed their name in 1994, through 1995-1996, and up to where we are now in April 1997 was really the definitive era of the company, the era that laid the foundation for the entire pro wrestling business to transcend pop culture in the late 90's. Once ECW hit pay per view, everything changed.


Gradually over the past 3 years this thread drew a bunch of guys to this forum that actually went to ECW shows back in the day and lived the experience in the flesh. Wrestlezone is now just the place where I back this project up just in case something ever happens to this forum. Before we even get going with this review I would like to thank everyone that has supported American Hardcore Theatre on Prowrestling.com, Kilgore, Baker, Big Pete, Fezz, Icon, Leper Messiah, Wickedone, Fisto, Kash, Brad, Josh, MC Zone, American Eagle, Heterodox, Raven*, Engel, Masamune, T-Money, Damon, Mr. Salty, LTS, WMS, Heartbreak Kid, Industry, KITN, bayke, Stranglerlewis, Triple Naitch over at Wrestelezone, and anyone that at least clicked on the thread to see what it's about. A lot of readers have come and gone through the past 3 years but I really appreciate all of you guys for never letting this thread die. At it's height this thread was a great little sub-community within PW. To all of the high horse anti-nostalgia elitist hipsters on PW that never even gave this thread a chance, I always got a little bit of sign language for you, so here's to ya:


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This show drew a sell out crowd to the ECW Arena, with roughly 1,250 fans. The Observer reported that all tickets were sold out weeks in advance, with about a $60,000 gate. They sold 320 tickets at $100 and the other 900 at $40. The big thing business wise for this show was that they averaged about $20 worth of merchandise sales for every head in attendance, which is unheard of at the time outside of Japan. The entire ECW Arena was scrubbed clean and repainted. In the Barbed Wire City documentary Straw Hat Guy said that he had never seen the floor of the ECW Arena so clean. They also had a new ring and a new lighting rig. The pay per view was not carried by Cablevision or Viewers Choice, two of the main PPV providers on cable at the time. Premiere was the only major PPV provider to offer Barely Legal on cable(for $20). Premiere was very close to not carrying Barely Legal because of the Mass Transit incident and just the overall sleazy violent nature of the product.


"There definitely were some concerns about the level of violence and concerns that this stuff wasn't for children, whereas other wrestling at that time was more geared for kids. This was something different. Eventually what happened was, we started receiving hundreds of emails from fans. These were well written, well though out letters, not rants from screaming crazy people. We read every one of them, and that's what got ECW on pay per view. "

-Elizabeth Tutt
Premiere PPV event manager​


The one thing that Premiere demanded from ECW for the pay per view was that they hire a professional director. Michael Vettor was hired on as the director for Barely Legal and would go on to direct all ECW pay per views from here on out(TNA hired him to direct their weekly PPV's in their early days as well). Backstage before the show started Paul Heyman gathered all of the workers around and gave one of his famous rallying speeches....


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There were actually 2 dark matches before the PPV hit the air. In the opening match Louie Spicolli beat Balls Mahoney in a five minute match. The second dark match was Chris Chetti and a mystery partner against Guido and Tommy Rich, the new FBI. Chetti's mystery partner turned out to be the returning JT Smith, and from all accounts he got a HUGE pop. Smith was the originator of the FBI gimmick and was one of the original Philadelphia ECW guys that went all the way back with the company to Joel Hartgood's Tri States Wrestling Alliance. The fans welcomed him back with open arms and he and Chetti scored the win over the FBI.


Before we get started the version of this show I am reviewing is the bonus disc that came with the ECW One Night Stand 2006 DVD, which means no original music and it's been cleaned up with technicolor, which is the case for all ECW footage on the WWE Network(there is no such thing as ECW in HD). :huh:


Joey Styles opens up the show and his microphone is dead. He goes on with his opening intro anyways and you can kind of hear what he says. The Dudley Boys come out to interrupt him and you can see somebody runs out and throws a working mic at Joel Gertner. One thing about this show is that they toned down all of the language in hopes of expanding to the other PPV providers that did not carry them. D-Von cuts a promo and instead of "Shut the fuck up" he says "Shut the hell up", and instead of calling the fans pieces of shit he calls them pieces of garbage. Some of the other wrestlers through the show would let some words slip but for the most part they tried to keep this show somewhat clean. The crowd on the other hand is in full force, letting D-Von have the full version, chanting "FUCK YOU D-VON". D-Von's intro cuts into the official opening highlight video set to Harry Slash and the Slashtones "This is Extreme". This is the first appearance of that song and it would go on to become the official ECW theme song, replacing White Zombie's "Thuderkiss '65".


ECW World Tag Team Championship: The Dudley Boys(C) vs The Eliminators


I remember when the WWE Network first launched Barely Legal was one of the first PPV's that people went to and they shit all over this match, with more than 1 person giving up on the show altogether because of how bad this match was. This was a bad match if you judge it by big budget WWE standards. The selling is lackluster, there are no cinematic transitions from move to move and everything kind of has an awkward flow to it, with several sloppy moments. One thing this match wasn't was boring though. There was some good action. Does action make a match good? It does to me. I wouldn't call this a good match but it wasn't bad. You got to keep in mind that this was the first time for all four of these guys to be on live tv. You can see the nervousness and you can hear the nervousness in Joey Styles voice on commentary. This was kind of ugly but I didn't think it was as bad as it was made out to be. I don't go into wrestling matches with a checklist though, looking for selling, proper transitions and set ups, comparing everything to the modern day spot wrestlers who have taken the style to the next level. I can appreciate all that stuff but for the most part I just kind of sit back and enjoy the ride when I watch wrestling.

This was ok. The best parts was Saturn's backflip counter to the double clothesline from D-Von and Buh Buh, the Eliminators double spinning roundhouse kicks to D-Von, and then Saturn's elbow drop towards the end of the match. Saturn always had one of the best flying elbow drops ever. Eliminators win the belts here with the Total Elimination on Buh Buh, ending the Dudley Boys undefeated streak to win the ECW World Tag Team Title for the third time. The crowd pops huge for it. Decent short match, clocking in at just 6:11. One negative about it was that all of the build up for the Dudleys leading up to this was kind of squashed as they barely got any offense in. To make matters worst Buh Buh broke his ankle in the match and would be put on the sidelines with the injury for several weeks. 2 Stars


They shoot it to Joey in the booth after the match and you can see how nervous he is. I can't defend his voice, it is bad. My little brother hates on him every time he watches ECW with me. Joey shoots it to a highlight video of The Sandman set to some non-Enter Sandman public domain music.


Before the next match Chris Candido comes out with his arm in a cast and cuts a promo about how he wrestled in the first ever ECW Arena show back in 1993.


Rob Van Dam vs Lance Storm


Styles finally starts to calm down and do his job in this match. He does a nice job of calling the holds(Top Wristlock!). This match starts off very good with some decent chain sequences. Storm stays one step ahead of Van Dam with the counters until Van Dam sends him out of the ring and lands an awesome Somersault plancha. Another good spot is Van Dam's moonsault press off of the guard railing. After that my attention span starts to drift a little. Van Dam's selling leaves a little to be desired at times in this match when Storm is on the offense. Things get a little sloppy when the chair is introduced into the match. Storm hits Van Dam with a very light chair shot and the crowd lets him have it. Just a few weeks before this these fans watched Balls Mahoney and Sandman take the stiffness to a whole other level with their brutal matches, so they weren't having these that Storm was giving Van Dam in this match. Van Dam counters Storm and goes for a Springboard back kick but he slips and botches it. Later in the match Storm gives Van Dam two more light chair shots that really get the crowd on him with boo's. Van Dam counters another shot and lands the Van Daminator kick, then hits a standing Moonsault Splash for the pin after 10:10 . This started off really good but it faded as it went on. 2 & 3/4 Stars

RVD cuts a nice promo after the match about how he was not even originally intended to be on the card and was a late minute replacement for Candido. He says that now he's worth more money here and he's worth more money elsewhere. Rumors in the Observer around this time was that RVD was on his way out to WCW. The fans were hip to it because you could hear people screaming "Bischoff sucks" at times during the match, and chanting "YOU SOLD OUT" at Van Dam. After Van Dam cuts his promo everybody starts pointing to the front door of the ECW Arena and chanting "GET THE FUCK OUT". One of the best things about Heyman as a booker/creative mind was his trademark way of taking something that was a shoot and turning it into kayfabe, and we'll see some of that with Van Dam's involvement later on in the show.


The Great Sasuke, Gran Hamada, & Gran Naniwa vs Taka Michinoku, Mens Teioh, & Dick Togo


Taka, Teioh, and Togo are representing the BWO here. There is an interesting backstory to this match that I spoke about in some of my previous reviews. Sasuke was trying to get over in the USA and used a guy named Sheldon Goldberg to connect him with Paul Heyman. They did this match at an ECW show in February and it was a big hit with the Observer and the ECW fans so Heyman invited them to come back and work Barely Legal, promising them several thousand dollars. Sasuke used Goldberg as their manager and promised him a big cut of the money. Heyman never sent their advance to Japan but Goldberg stayed on Heyman's ass and managed to get all of their money up front the night before Barely Legal. Sasuke ended up pocketing all of the money, leaving the other guys like $1,000 and they had to pay their own travel expenses and hotel out of it. Sasuke backed out of his promise to pay Goldberg his cut of the money even after Goldberg busted his ass chasing Heyman around to get it for them. Heyman ultimately gave Goldberg a few hundred dollars for his work even though it wasn't his responsibility to pay him.

The fans in the ECW Arena drape the ring with stringer tape during the intros:

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The BWO dominates the match early on, isolating Sasuke and cracking me up with their posing. The match has a frantic pace and some loose rules as far as tagging in and out of the match, you'll see guys come in without actually making a tag a couple of times. Sasuke tags out but the BWO continues to dominate his teammates. Naniwa makes a comeback for his team with some beautiful tilt-a-whirl arm drags. Taka snuffs Naniwa's comeback out by dropping him. One of my favorite parts of the match is when Hamada and Teioh meet in the center of the ring and chop the fuck out of each other's chests. Later on in the match Sasuke and Teioh kill it with a rapid fire lucha exchange, capped off with Sasuke's hanspring back elbow. The BWO retake control and isolate Sasuke again, holding him upside down for Taka to hit him in the gut with a dropkick. Then they strike their pose on Sasuke.

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BWO continues dominating Sasuke's teammates and gradually the crowd gets more and more into the match until the BWO botches a triple team assisted powerbomb. Sasuke makes his comeback and shines later on, landing a springboard moonsault press onto two guys from the BWO. He immediately follows it up with a nice Asai Moonsault to the floor, slightly overshooting his opponent and flying over the guardrail to land in the audience. All hell breaks loose and bodies start flying around everywhere. Taka and Sasuke take it home with a one on one sequence resulting in a few nearfalls. Sasuke hooks Taka with a Dragon Suplex and pins Taka after 16:55. Good match, definitely one of the best on this show. If you are into Lucha Underground you should check this match out for sure. I don't think it holds up to the praise it got back when it happened but it is still fun little actionfest, definitely a solid match by ECW standards. The crowd gave them a standing ovation after the match. 4 Stars

So the next day Sasuke went to Titan Towers to meet with WWF and plans were put into place for the WWF to build their entire new cruiserweight division around him. Sasuke went back to Japan and did a bunch of press conferences talking about how he was set to be the next WWF Champion and this pissed the WWF off something fierce. Ultimately they changed their minds and just took Sasuke's guys, built the division around Taka, and left Sasuke out in the cold. Sasuke supposedly never could work for WCW because of the heat he had with Ultimo Dragon.


After the match they air a serious black and white Stevie Richards promo. They are moving him away from the comedy elements of his character and going into more of a serious tone. He talks in this promo about how he's always been a loser, always been abused by his idol Raven. Now he's got the chance to come out of his shell that he's been in for all of his life, he's got the chance to shed the image of a person that got picked last at kickball when he was a kid, he no longer wants to be the kid or the man that couldn't get a date, tonight he steps into the ring, not as Big Stevie Cool, not as the leader of the BWO, tonight it's about Stevie Richards shedding that image and becoming the man. The black and white fades into color and Stevie says tonight it's not about Raven, it's about him, it's about respect. Really good promo until the Blue Meanie comes into the shot and says something.


ECW World Television Championship: Shane Douglas(C) vs Pitbull 2


Shane Douglas comes out with guys in black wearing motorcycle helmets that Joey tries to push as Philly Police riot squad to protect him from the fans. Shane cuts a promo about leading ECW to the promised land that is pay per view. "You don't have to like me, and I don't give a shit if you do, but every single one of you knows, right now, you are looking at greatness". Shane says he is the guy that put Extreme in ECW. Francine is hot as ever here. Gary Wolf is shown sitting in the front row with the fans wearing a neck brace. Douglas goes on talking about how he broke his neck as they show highlights of their feud, Rick Rude's debut in ECW, the I Quit match that Francine helped him win, etc.

Joey Styles was really at his worst in this match. Pitbull 2 comes charging out to the ring to start the match with a wild brawl and instead of the White Zombie "Thunderkiss '65" entrance music they have some really annoying guitar rock that is just really loud. The music combined with Joey's voice here has me reaching for the volume button early on during this match. Honestly though, this match wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I actually kind of enjoyed it. It was very bad early on up until Pitbull 2 drops Shane over his back through the timekeepers table in what was a great table spot. The table spots that you don't see coming are the best ones. From there this turns into a wild brawl with a lot of botches. There is some targeting of the necks. Honestly the action wasn't all that great but it wasn't as bad as I've seen other reviews make it out to be. It's definitely not as good as the match they had in October 1996, which had great psychology and managed to keep the crowd hot throughout the match. The big complaint from me for this angle/storyline/feud is that it was already blown off several times leading up to this, with Shane Douglas and Francine getting their comeuppance several times leading up to this. Also, the Pitbulls were totally neutered through this storyline, they really lost their badass aura through this storyline. They were outsmarted and had their ass kicked by Douglas too many times and they were never the same.

The booking is what made it a fun match. Pitbull 1 jumped the guard rail and attacked Douglas and had to be pulled away by the riot squad guys. Then they went with a bunch of nearfalls after Douglas used everything but the kitchen sink, including the belt, the ring bell, and a chain handed to him by Francine. Candido came out but Pitbull dropped him. Douglas put him away with the belly to belly suplex shortly after Candido's interference, around the 20 minute mark. After the match Brian Lee came out dressed up like the masked Rick Rude and kissed Francine. Douglas dropped him and just as he goes to unmask him one of the riot squad guys climbs into the ring and pulls his helmet off to reveal the real Rick Rude(huge pop). Rude punches Douglas and Brian Lee drops him with a chokeslam. So many plot holes with Brian Lee doing this but fuck it, I enjoyed this. :lol: 2 Stars


Raven is shown cutting a promo backstage after the match. Raven says that 90% of the fans showed up to see a washed up bum win the title but that there is a 10% that came to rage against the machine, to protest the corporate sell out of ECW and they will raise their hands in a crucifix when he wins tonight and say Quote the Raven, NEVERMORE! Pretty good promo.


Sabu vs Taz


This is the big one. This match has been brewing ever since Sabu left ECW in April 1995 and no showed the Three Way Dance where he was supposed to team with Taz in what was the biggest match in ECW up to that point, a match that Heyman had been building up for months(Sabu & Taz vs Public Enemy vs Benoit & Malenko). Heyman publicly fired Sabu and he would go on to wrestle in WCW for the rest of 1995. Taz got repackaged into a shooter and was being pushed in 1995 until he broke his neck that Summer. Taz came back from his neck injury to join the full time roster at the same time that Sabu returned to ECW, at November to Remember 1995. The fans welcomed Sabu back with open arms that night and later that night Taz turned heel with a worked shoot "Fuck Heyman" promo. All through 1996, from January to November Taz called out Sabu and Heyman and there was a narrative built up that Sabu and Heyman were best friends. The story was that Sabu agreed to stay away from Taz because he promised Heyman he would because it was what was best for business. Then at November to Remember 1996 after Taz had destroyed basically the entire roster all year, Taz dumped Heyman on his head and took the show hostage until the lights went out and Sabu finally confronted him. Through December 96 up to where we are now they subtly built up a double switch that occurs after this match. Here we go.


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I don't know what it was but I really enjoyed this match. These were always my two favorite wrestlers in ECW and the two main guys that drew me to the company back in the day, two guys that represented completely different styles that made ECW great to me. Sabu the high flying daredevil and Taz the badass shoot submission wrestler powerhouse. After watching through the 2 years of this feud and all of those promos, I just really enjoyed sitting down and finally watching this match. It definitely had a big fight feel to it. The match played out with those two styles clashing. Sabu gets outgrappled by Taz early on and has his nose bloodied. Sabu then takes Taz into his territory and hits him outside the ring with some aerial offense. They brawl in the crowd for a little bit. One of my favorite parts of the match is when they are on their knees trading punches in the ring. Taz takes Sabu down and mounts him with punches before stretching him with a few holds. Sabu survives Taz's ground game and lands an enziguiri before dominating with more springboard aerial moves. Sabu brings a chair into the match and lands the Air Sabu leg lariat in the corner. He goes for it a second time but Taz catches him and drops him onto the chair. The lone table spot of the match comes when Sabu tries to hit Taz with a Tornado DDT only for Taz to push him off and send him crashing through it.

Later in the match we get a little bit of selling with Taz's shoulder that was hurt during the build up to the match. Sabu uses the chink in the armor to retake the momentum, hitting him with a Rana from the top rope and then a Flying Legdrop from the top. Taz makes his comeback with a head and arm Tazplex. A bit later in the match Sabu counters Taz and uses his own T-Bone Tazplex against him. Sabu gets up and mocks Taz's pose but Taz gets up behind him with the real deal. Sabu ducks a Lariat and goes to use Taz's own Tazmission against him. Taz counters the Tazmission with a Belly to Back Suplex, followed by the T-Bone. The finish is kind of flat though as Taz just pulls Sabu up into the Tazmission and chokes him out. The referee drops Sabu's hand three times for the TKO, it's over after 17:49. Taz wins. I have been waiting to sit down and properly watch this match and honestly I really enjoyed it this go around. Could it have been better? Yeah, especially that finish, which was kind of cold, but altogether this was good to me. 4 Stars

Taz gives Sabu respect after the match, completing his babyface turn. Taz has been a pure heel for years but gradually the crowd started cheering for him more and more because he was so bad ass. Now Heyman gives the fans what they wanted, they wanted to cheer for Taz. Somebody in the crowd screams "Bullshit" and Taz tells him to shut his mouth and show some respect. Taz puts Sabu over and promises him a rematch and shakes his hand. Sabu raises Taz's hand and they hug it out. RVD comes out and blindsides Taz from behind all of a sudden. Sabu and Van Dam face off then Sabu turnes heel by punching Taz as he goes to choke RVD. RVD and Sabu jump Taz and put him through a table. Fonzie gets in the ring and takes off his Taz shirt and reveals a Sabu shirt, aligning himself with RVD and Sabu. Fonzie cuts a promo revealing that he bet all of his money on Sabu and Taz cost him. RVD sends a message to other wrestling promoters to call Fonzie because he LOVES to work Mondays.


After the match Tommy Dreamer and Beulah join Joey Styles in the commentary booth up in the Eagles Nest balcony. Beulah is hot as hot gets right here.


Three Way Dance: Terry Funk vs The Sandman vs Stevie Richards


This match had good build up. Even though Raven had a few breaks in his title reign he has been terrorizing ECW as the World Champ now for a long time, going back to January 1996. Sandman was cheated out of the strap by Raven, then lost his wife and son to Raven's mind games(though that storyline fizzled out by the time 1997 rolled around). Stevie broke out from under Raven's wing after 2 years as his lackey. Stevie is fighting for respect in an angle where the nerd loser guy finally gets a shot at glory and respect. Tommy Dreamer stepped down in a selfless act and gave up his spot in the match so his mentor could get one more shot at the gold, Terry Funk, the godfather of ECW, 52 year old legend. Sandman still has beef with Stevie stemming from when he was Raven's lackey. Raven has good beef with all 3 guys and Dreamer, especially Funk who reminds him of his drunk abusive father. It's going down for real right now.

Stevie comes out with the BWO, who now has a black guy imitating Dennis Rodman. The BWO was red hot in early 1997 but they have cooled down by Barely Legal. Earlier in 97 you were seeing BWO signs and t-shirts all over Raw and Nitro and their merch was making up a big chunk of ECW's income. Sandman comes out with his trademark entrance, smoking and bleeding already from busting beer cans over his head. Stevie looks focused and determined, all business. Funk comes out last and the crowd just adores him. Ring announcer Bob Artese does the intros for all three guys as they stand in the ring ready to get it on. One of my favorite little moments of this match is when Sandman cracks a beer open and then offers it to Funk. Funk respectfully declines, Sandman takes a swig and spits it into Stevie's face.

There is a lot that I love about this match. Depending on what day it is and what mood I'm in, this is quite possibly my favorite ECW match of all time. There are just a lot of little things that I love here, starting with the opening chest chop exchange between all three guys that makes me laugh every time I watch this. It is a surprisingly crisp and well executed three way match early on. A few minutes in and Sandman disappears and comes back with a ladder. One of the best parts of the show comes when 52 year old Funk hits Stevie with a moonsault off the top of the ladder, bad knees and all.


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Not only does Funk just show up to lend his name to ECW's first pay per view, he fucking kills himself and gives everything in his heart and soul in his performance. Something else minor that makes this one of my favorite ECW matches is just the way the crowd pops huge for EVERYTHING. Everything gets a loud "OH!". Funk's helicopter spot with the ladder and him stumbling around with it still stuck over his head is another one of my favorite moments of this entire PPV. From there we get a few nearfalls with Stevie coming so close to winning the match with Superkicks on both guys. Things really get sloppy after that with some brawling out on the floor and all three guys noticeably tired from the adrenaline dump. Sandman disappears again, this time coming back a minute later and throwing a trash can into the ring, hitting Funk right on the head with it. Stevie's run comes to an end when Sandman and Funk work together on him, first dropping on the trash can a few times, then hitting him with a double assisted Powerbomb for the double pinfall at 15:43. You could make a strong case that Heyman could have and should have booked this match to put Stevie over as the champ but I still think things worked out just fine. Maybe Stevie wasn't ready yet. His involvement in this match really elevated him to the point where he was ready.

Sandman and Funk go at it one on one and Sandman pulls out some barbed wire from under the ring that has gotten tangled up in the streamer tape that the fans threw into the ring during the Michinoku Pro match. The streamer tape entangled barbed wire is another one of the little things that I really fucking love about this match, don't ask me why, I'm just a sucker for little things that people don't usually notice or care about, this is one of them. Funk pulls Sandman's shirt over his head and boxes him up, then whips him with the barbed wire across his bare back. Sandman recovers and wraps himself in the barbed wire and charges Funk a few times, then goes up to the top and hits a legdrop. I love this.

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Backstage around this time Heyman is panicking because the pay per view is running out of time. Somebody sends Stevie back out to tell them to take the match home. Stevie comes out and gets on the apron and Sandman charges him with the barbed wire still wrapped around him. Funk puts the trash can over Sandman and Stevie kicks it with the super kick. Funk goes up to the top rope and lands another moonsault onto Sandman, scoring the pin.


ECW World Championship: Raven(C) vs Terry Funk


Funk is battered and beaten and Raven comes out fresh to fuck him up some more. Raven drops Funk into a chair face first with a drop toe hold. Tommy is too emotional to do commentary. This is such great drama. Funk is pouring blood and selling like he's near death. Blood is pouring out everywhere. A doctor comes in and checks the cut. This is so fucking great. The doctor lets it go and Raven continues beating the fuck out of Funk. Tommy leaves the commentary booth and is screaming at the top of his lungs, "C'MON TERRY!". Raven pulls tables out and drops one across Funk before setting him up on the other and putting him through it with a plancha from the ring. Funk is a bloodied and bruised mess. Raven calls for his lackeys to come out. Reggie Bennett comes out and this is the one knock I have on this match. Who the fuck is Reggie Bennett? She was never mentioned in the build up to this match and she just comes out of nowhere and she's treated like the viewer should know who she is.

Reggie Bennett drops Funk with a botched Powerbomb and then disappears. Raven gets a mic and tells Tommy he's going to end Terry's career right at his feet. Tommy leaves the booth. Big Dick comes out, making his return after being gone from ECW for months. Dick tries to chokeslam Tommy off of the balcony through a stack of tables. Tommy kicks Dick in the balls and chokeslams him through the tables. The tables make such a great crunch sound as Dick drops through them, another one of the little things I love about this match. Joey unleashes one of his greatest "OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!", and the fans come unglued with chants "E! C! DUB! E! C! DUB!". Fucking glorious.

Tommy heads to the ring and fights with Raven. Raven tries to hit Tommy with a DDT but Tommy reverses and drops Raven. Funk covers Raven for the pin but he kicks out at 2. The timekeeper fucks up and rings the bell but it doesn't even matter. Funk immediately pulls Raven down with a Small Package rollup and pins him, 1, 2, 3! Grown men mark out like little kids over it. Another one of the little things I love about this is the one bald guy in the foreground in the crowd who is jumping up and down like he won the lottery. Terry stumbles into the audience bleeding everywhere for one of the best world title victories in the history of pro wrestling. To me the three way dance and this match with Raven was all 1 continuous match, and it was the best match in ECW history. You can get technical about it and split hairs but to me this was altogether the quintessential ECW match/segment. 5 Stars


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Joey screams "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!!!". Terry and Tommy embrace in the crowd and celebrate with the fans as the show goes off the air. Just 26 seconds after the show goes off the air an electricity generator blew and all power for the television broadcast was lost. If it had blew just seconds earlier it would have ruined everything. In the Barbed Wire City documentary somebody said that Paul Heyman came out to address the crowd after the show and he cut one of his all time great speeches as he thanked all the fans for supporting ECW through thick and thin. The promo was never recorded but it is said that it was one of his best ever. The numbers came in for buyrates and they were good enough to keep ECW alive and to keep them going with more pay per views. Some of the numbers I've seen were over 100,000 buys, which is pretty spectacular if they are true.


That's a wrap. Was this the greatest wrestling pay per view of all time? No. I don't even know that it was the greatest ECW show of all time, I'd have a hard time putting it over shows like Hostile City Showdown 95 or The Doctor is In or even some of the shows after this. It was probably better than a lot of WWF and WCW pay per views from 1995 to 1997. It's not really about the wrestling quality, you can pick it apart all you want. It's just the story of ECW. This was the climax of that story. The reason why I love ECW so much is because the story of ECW is a story that I can relate to on a personal level. As a 30 year old carpenter running a construction business out of my house, I'm up against corporate construction companies that have been running this territory longer than I have even been alive, with far more resources than what I'll probably ever have. It's the same reason why I'm so attracted to the story of how the USFL stood up to the NFL in the 1980's or how Sega stood up to Nintendo in the 1990's. I can relate to the ECW story not just from a small business owner's perspective, but I've had a few "Barely Legal" moments of my own, moments where I cleaned up and put on a fresh coat of paint and put my best foot forward and achieved a level of success that a white trash kid never had any business achieving, and any glory achieved from it was gone before I ever got a chance to even appreciate it for what it was. To quote Kilgore, Barely Legal and the ECW story was all about heart and balls.

Overall: 10/10
 
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Life After Barely Legal


With ECW making their debut on pay per view the company lost it's innocence. That is why I feel like Barely Legal was the climax of the ECW story because in many ways it was the definitive end of an era for the promotion. Even though there was a lot of great moments, for the most part after Barely Legal ECW was a mess for the rest of 1997 and on through 1998 as they strung along and fought to survive from pay per view to pay per view. They finally got their shit together by 1999 and seemed to have gained a sense of focus and direction that stood up well to what WCW and WWF was doing at that time, but by then the company was basically a ponzi scheme living hand to mouth, paycheck to paycheck from week to week.


Really you could tell the difference immediately after the Barley Legal pay per view as the following episodes of Hardcore TV were a real mess. I can only imagine the workload that Heyman had taken on to make Barley Legal happen, and the stress that must have followed in the days/weeks after the show as he tried to sort out the finances and business aspects of it all. On top of all the behind the scenes workload he also had to book everything and you can see with the April/May 1997 episodes of Hardcore TV how all of this took an overall toll on the company. An even bigger blow that added to all of the chaos was the multi-million dollar conglomerate WCW was really breathing down ECW's neck, actively trying to kill the company. WCW's answer to Barely Legal was a show the very next night in Philly at the Spectrum, a live Nitro that featured Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Rey vs Juvy, Public Enemy(who got one of the biggest pops of the night), and The Giant squashing "Big Al"(911) in just 59 seconds with the move that 911 made famous in ECW, the chokeslam. WCW in April-May 1997 was making a lot of offers to ECW wrestlers and the rumors were really swirling in the Observer. Everyone from RVD to The Gangstas were being rumored to have been courted by WCW(going into Barely Legal it was almost a sure deal that RVD was gone to WCW in the Observer). The biggest blow from WCW was signing Raven to a 3 year deal worth six figures a year. By the month of May it was a done deal, Raven was gone.


By all accounts losing Raven was a really big blow to Heyman as the creative booker of ECW, and I think a lot of it was just the timing of it. The stress and the chaotic nature of running ECW as a business at this time was already taking it's toll on Heyman's creativity, then you take away the defining character that his universe revolved around, it was a crushing blow to ECW. They ended up working out a deal where Raven would work his last show in the June 7th Wrestlepalooza show in the ECW Arena. ECW on Hardcore TV was a pretty big mess after Barley Legal. The episode on April 19th consisted of footage of the countdown show(basically a recap of the build up) that aired immediately before the pay per view, along with still photo recaps of the show and a bunch of interviews that I'm sure were filmed before Barely Legal even happened. The highlight of the April 19th episode of Hardcore TV was the Taz promo where he talks about how he doesn't need Fonzie or Team Taz or the fans, saying "I'm not some hokey babyface, looking for approval, I'm an athlete, with ability, and attitude".


Something I read in the Observer was that Dan Severn was actually backstage at Barely Legal and there were negotiations to bring him in for a feud with Taz. That would have been a natural feud due to Severn's roots with the NWA but it never materialized. What did materialize in ECW in April and May after Barely Legal were a bunch of episodes of Hardcore TV that were all over the place. There was a weird angle going where they were teasing a reuniting between Stevie Richards and Raven, with some bad promos. There were a few matches with Tommy & Funk teaming up against Stevie & Raven where Stevie got a pin over the ECW World Champ Funk so there was a sense that they were building Stevie up. It all kind of came apart though when Funk dropped a steel guard rail across Stevie's neck in a four way that also included Raven and Sandman. Raven would put in a good word for Stevie and eventually take him with him to WCW.


Elsewhere in ECW during this time they started to put the pieces together for the Triple Thread. Sunny made her ECW debut with Candido and Bam Bam Bigelow joined the trio at the very first ECW show at Asbury Park New Jersey. The Dudley Boys are now a trio with Big Dick but Buh Buh is out with a broken ankle, occasionally making appearances here and there with his foot in a cast. The Dudleys continued feuding with the Eliminators and The Gangstas. The three teams had a pretty sloppy match on Hardcore TV during this time with the Gangstas once again being eliminated first. Louie Spicolli would turn heel and started flashing the NWO/Cliq hand sign around all the time, starting a feud with Tommy Dreamer when he came out and broke Louie's hand. Louie got payback by dumping Beulah with a pretty brutal Death Valley Driver. They treated it like it was serious business, basically as if it killed Beulah and it was one of the most disgusting acts in ECW history. Rude went as far as saying that no woman deserves what Louie did, saying that he was considering kicking Louie's ass himself.


Not all of it was bad on Hardcore TV, there was a good match with Shane Douglas making Chris Chetti look good. There was also a fun confrontation between Sandman and Balls Mahoney fighting over a beer. Taz and Spike Dudley also had a fun match on one of these episodes. The big angle though was Rob Van Dam appearing with Jerry Lawler on the May 12th episode of Raw. Van Dam defeated Jeff Hardy and then ran ECW down for being low rent, low talent amateurs as he was endorsed by Lawler. Then on the May 31st episode of USWA tv in Memphis Lawler issued a challenge to anyone from ECW to come into the USWA and face him. On Hardcore TV RVD became the most hated man in ECW with basically everyone on the roster calling him out in promos for selling out(Tommy Rich's promo was the best, fucking hilarous, "Rob Van Dam, who's that? Is he related to Jean Claude Van Dam?" :lol:).


An interesting little minor tidbit that I read about in an Observer was that Tod Gordon got some attention from the news because an alleged killer that murdered his wife pawned her wedding ring at his family pawn shop, Carver W. Reed Jewelers. A bunch of TV stations, including "Good Morning America" and People Magazine were wanting to talk with Gordon but he ducked everybody as best as he could. One TV station even showed up at an ECW show but Gordon managed to get away without talking to them.


Elsewhere in the wrestling business the ECW influence was really showing. WCW was entrenched in the feud between the NWO and Flair/Piper where Nash cut a carbon copy of Shane Douglas' "Evolution of a Franchise" promo from 1995. The NWO vs Flair feud had some legit heat behind the scenes. The big angle going into Slamboree was NFL stars Reggie White and Kevin Greene coming in to work matches. Malenko had a very good match with Jeff Jarrett at Slamboree and the cruiserweight division was really starting to pickup. Behind the scenes Kevin Sullivan was out as the booker and JJ Dillon and Terry Taylor were taking over the pencil. The Savage vs DDP feud was also really starting to pickup around this time. Over in the WWF there was another feud that was a shoot behind the scenes and carried over into the kayfabe universe, the feud between Bret and Shawn really started to get ugly around this time with Shawn's "Sunny Days" comment. The Hart Foundation came together and were in a great feud with Austin. Foley's shoot style interviews were airing in May and this was the turning point in his career where people all of a sudden started to care about him on a personal level. Undertaker was the WWF Champ and he was in a weird storyline with Paul Bearer holding a secret over his head. I read in the Observers that the plan was to bring back Papa Shango with this angle, with the big secret being that Papa Shango resurrected Undertaker from the dead. Meltzer had some good criticism about the way they debuted Ken Shamrock, throwing him strait into a match with Vader instead of building up to it with a few squash matches to establish him as a badass. They really were just not ready for Ken Shamrock. His entrance music for his first few matches was terrible and they kept pushing that corny ass catchphrase, "KNUCKLE UP!". I read in the Observers that they were talking to Steve Williams and Dan Severn to bring in to feud with him. Bret would go down with his knee injury around this time and they set up Shawn and Austin as tag champs to set up their match at the King of the Ring.


And that's where we are now, June 1997. The next show I'll review is ECW Wrestlepalooza 97, then I'll skip around and cover any critical Hardcore TV shows in the Summer, Born to be Wired, Hardcore Heaven 97, As Good as it Gets, Terry Funk's Wrestlefest, then I'll jump back into the Hardcore TV episodes leading up to November to Remember 97 and we'll have another year in the books. Lets do it.
 
Yet again, another fantastic review bro! I'm looking forward to the next show in this thread already, it's fascinating how ECW developed over the years.

I watched Barely Legal with a friend a couple of weeks ago, and to be honest I didn't enjoy it as much as when I watched it for the first time. It's still an enjoyable show though, especially the main event. Seeing Funk win the title was a great moment.

Oh, and although I mentioned it in a rep message to you, thanks for the shout out in the post for me being one of the people who'd supported this thread.
 

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