April Fools version of MD102

[Richard Blonoff]

Philadelphia

The city of brotherly love

Tonight, WZCW brings the love to the 2300 Arena

We see the image of the World Champion, holding the WZCW Heavyweight Title

Tonight, the city of brotherly love hosts a war between the new school

The camera focuses on Ricky Runn's pupil, which reveals Titus and Constantine going nose to nose.

And an old guard, with a much to prove

LMD are shown back to back.

A team, facing the opposition of the elite.

Showtime and Winters come out of the shadows

But is this team on the same page?

El Califa looks over to Amber Warren, who refuses to look at him. The camera shifts to Diabolos and Blade, pushing one another.

One hero's search for vengeance leads him to a trickster of a foe.

Theron is seen swashing his sword around, but stops at the sight of The Beard. Dr. Zeus approaches from behind, to appear even more daunting.

And yet another hero, stands in the face of an insurmountable giant.

Illapa is shown grabbing at the Elite X Title, which Fallout holds proudly over his shoulder.

And a worthy upstart, looks to unseat

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Copeland: We are live from the sold out 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! I'm Sebastian Copeland alongside my broadcast partner Jack Cohen bringing you the action of Meltdown from ringside!

Cohen: You sound excited, Seabass. Then again, you should be. We have a good ol' fashion 3 way dance coming your way as Titus, Constantine and the World Champion, Ricky Runn get ready for our 3 Way main event.

Copeland: Not to mention, Ilapa challenging Fallout for the Elite X Championship and our Tag Team Champions in action as well.

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[Richard Blonoff]

Spoiler

This is everyone's favorite breakfast food item Pancake.

Look at those cheeks. Man I love them. Totes adorbs.

This is his car.

I'm proud of my little man. He bought that all on his own.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Spoiler

That's me in an ill fitting MLP shirt about a year and a half and about thirty pounds ago. I still have the shirt. I don't have my Rainbow Dash shirt because my cunt of an ex stole it. She is a bitch, but thats is a different story.

That's my ride. A '98 Rav 4 is what you roll in when you are unemployed.

I made a pony of myself. Pegasus pony master race.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Spoiler

Hahahaha, I have no idea what I'm doing.

That is a graphic KJ made for me last year that I only used once. Sad that only two of the five guys on that graphic are still in the fed. KJ sure does love putting himself on things.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Spoiler

My birthday is next week. I'm gonna be 24. I feel so old. You fuckers better throw me a party.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Credits

Butt Buddie: Yaz and Blade
Cunt: Haiku Hogan
Dickcheese: Blade
Dirty Puerto Rican: Killjoy
Shitlord: Harthan
Twatwaffle: Ty Burna

We hope you all enjoyed Meltdown. You fucks.