No lists please, this is a thread for serious peoples only.
So, it's been made clear that the writers of the Vague Genre Movie franchise only use jokes about the trailers of recent movies and old, now irrelevant movies. However, they also use the characters from said trailers and movies in inspiringly uninventive ways. It gives us all hope that we could someday be Hollywood writers too, even if we're illiterate. It's with this that I offer you the chance to come up with joke ideas for the movie, using old, irrelevant movie characters and bits from recent trailers. Perhaps, if we're lucky, the writers will come along, see them and steal them, putting our work into their movie. If we're going to accomplish this goal, however, rules must be enforced. These are:
1. Relevance is a no-no. I want complete randomness that would put Family Guy to shame.
2. No scenes from recent movies to be "parodied" - bits from the trailers only. However, you may take a character from the trailer and drop a cow on them, etc.
3. Originality is prohibited. Be careful not to alter something too much, lest it be considered witty or clever and thus become unusable.
4. Nothing from an actual disaster movie. God forbid you actually parody the genre the title says is being parodied. No, shitty CGI will take care of that so you can write whatever the fuck you want.
My ideas thus far:
1. Dr. Manhattan... ON A SUNBED!! (Watchmen)
You've all seen the Watchmen trailer with the "blue guys" in it, right? Well, that's Dr. Manhattan(s). Now, he's blue. What else is blue? The lights on a sunbed! Maybe he even gets his powers from a sunbed accident. I'm thinking about this too much. Plus, the thong he wears almost makes it fit too well.
Verdict: Not usable. Much too witty.
2. "Hit me! Hit me! Hit--OW!" (The Dark Knight)
You all saw when Superman, the man who can't get hurt by bullets, got hurt by a bullet in a previous Vague Genre Movie, right? Well, this is in the same vein. The Joker wants something to hit him, so let it hit him! It was in the trailer too, so no problem there. However, it's missing one key ingredient - a stereotypical black guy "going ghetto." So, that means that the Joker becomes a stereotypical black guy (maybe he's wearing "white face" - oh ho!): "Yo, hit me dawg! Y'all not gon' be hitting nuttin'! Y'all--" *Cow/Moose/Other large mammal (blue whale?) hits him, he comically faints or goes flying, is severely injured*
Verdict: Recycled to the Nth degree, infinitely similar to the original, morally questionable, a stereotypical black guy! I'll be amazed if this isn't in there already. Expect to see it in some form.
3. Bond hangs on the rope, looks up with his gun, goes to shoot and-- OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(Quantum of Solace)
In a stunt worthy of Chris Tucker in Rush Hour (only 350% more fake-looking), a sterotypical British person that looks a little bit like Daniel Craig (i.e. has short hair) is hanging from a rope for some reason (what do I look like, a writer? This is a Vague Genre Movie!) He leans up to shoot, only for the rope to break (maybe the sassy black chick or annoying white chick cuts it with a killer one-liner stolen from a late nineties movie?) and Mr. Bond to go falling to his doom.
Verdict: Absolutely brilliant. It's from the trailer and everything. This should be in. Vague Genre Movies have never had a Bond joke before, it's time for a change. And this isn't Spy movie, so they can use this joke.
Now it's your turn!
