Theo's Facial Haired Compadres HQ

[Theo Mays]

Hey you?? Yeah I'm talking to you. Do you like beards? No? Then you can leave, oh wait you dig the mustache, alrighty then take a seat.

I've been trying to think of something different for the WZ tournament. I was gonna bring back the Million Dollar Headquarters, but I felt like I should do something new. Then I thought about doing the Snake Pit and back Jake the Snake. However I put that aside as well. Then I thought to myself "What am I known for on here???" Obviously the answer is my great posting skills...oh wait scratch that. It is the beard. So I'm going to be backing wrestling greats that have rocked themselves some facial hair throughout their career. Obviously I will exclude the likes of Hogan, Savage, and Stan Hansen. They already got their HQ. Throw out most of the guys who have their own damn HQ. So I'll throw out a couple of guys after quickly glancing the lists. You, the great people of WZ can suggests more members. So here is the starting crew:

"Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase
-Money talks, so does the beard.

Jake "The Snake" Roberts
-The stache, like the snake bites.

Magnum TA
-How can you say no to a stache like that.

Bruiser Brody
-A crazy beard to go with the crazy man

"Ravishing" Rick Rude
-A porno stache for a guy who was Ravishing

The Berzerker
-Figured I'd save the best for last!

Please feel free to add more, but the facial hair shall be supported and should win the WZ tournament!

 

[The Doctor]

I support this.

 

[Theo Mays]

I support this.

As you should Doc. The whole world should.

 

[Shocky]

Have you seen the chops on one Harley Race?

 

[Theo Mays]

Harley will without a doubt be getting support from me. I excluded him as he has a campaign HQ. But the chops are exceptional and I wish I could pull it off.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

finnaly a cause i can get behind, much better than all these *****es with bald faces. looking at somebody without a porn stache or a big grizzley beard just makes me feal uncomfortable.

 

[Coco]

I'm pretty sure Nick Bockwinkel uses a straight razor. Like a fucking man.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Rick Rude and his porno stash will have my full support, that stash makes Ron Jeremy jealous.

 

[INDYjon22]

Theo and facial hair just screams winning combination.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

You seem to be forgetting someone, Theo........

Hilbilly Jim has an AWESOME beard

 

[Theo Mays]

Is Hillbilly Jim in this shindig? If so he is in the club. If not, at least he has a nice beard.

 

[PsychoBlack]

check them out scott hall and curt hennig

 

[The Doctor]

and his glorious facial hair.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What about these gents eh?

 

[Mr. Truth]

So what if Stan Hansen already has an HQ. Doesn't mean you shouldn't support him.

Also, Benoit has been known to rock the beard from time to time, as seen in my sig.

So does Kobashi.

Lesnar's the only person I'm supporting that doesn't really rock any facial hair.

 

[Theo Mays]

I've endorsed Anderson in the old school thread started up by Lariat. I will be sure to back Curt Hennig and Scott Hall, same goes with the people truth named above. Reason I left Hansen and them out truth was because he has a HQ, doesn't mean I don't support him.

 

[Hulkamaniac]

With great mustache comes great responsibility.

 

[The Doctor]

Woah, someone's using my Doc Louis avatar!

Cool.

 

[JGlass]

What about Mick Foley? I've yet to see his manly beard mentioned yet.

And his beard is truly a man beard.

 

[straightedge martyr]

if we talk current, i cant go past our straightedge saviour, CM Punk

It is just fantastic!

 

[PsychoBlack]

this cm punk i back

look at that stroke lmfao

 

[DirtyJosé]

Big Show, Modest Goat

I endorse this thread of follicle dominance. When all else fails, back the guy with bigger beard.