Recent content by enviousdominous

There's a type of writing that I'm especially fond of, so it was very difficult for me to cherry pick which example of that type of writing I could serve as the most potent example. That type of writing is where you, the reader, are being served a distorted view of the environment by an...

Wake up WrestleZone! You used to be the perennial source of all the pro-wrestling gossip. ALL THE PRO-WRESTLING GOSSIP! And now you're like Batfink getting his ass kicked by StupidMan! I mean, COME ON! At this rate, we're going to need to go back in time to when SlyFox ripped a huge brain...

Oh baby, we got ourselves such a sly and foxy forum here. The coveted WrestleZone Forum shouldn't limit itself to simply allowing dorks like me to gunk it up with silly ideas. If the WWE could get a tv deal with FOX, so can we! Alright WrestleZone Forum, show me what you got! Ah, okay...

At times, small acts can reap great rewards. I recall an Greek proverb that goes something like "A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they shall never sit in." A French-Canadian animator named Federic Back would work tireless to create animated works. In 1982, he...

Prowrestling fans can be some very fickle beasts. My own take on AEW; they're neat-o! I don't see them as being an organization on par with ROH or Chikara, because they just don't have the history. It seems like they want to be associated with smaller indy organizations, because they're...

Well I hope you're all happy! Bouncing off the motherfucking walls, joy to the motherfucking world, Hava-na-fucking-gila! If you need me, I'll be in the sky! YES I CAN LIVE IN THE SKY! I just have to believe so hard that I crap myself from both ends, and heed the warnings of yesterday's...

There was never a good reason to turn John Cena heel. He was already basically a heel, in that he had heel heat while playing a face. If the goal is the same as with a heel in which you use their heat to make the crowd love their opponent more, then John Cena had that for the majority of his...

AHA! You just said that you're "NOT A BIG" fan of Roman Reigns, which means that you are admitting to just being a "CASUAL" fan of Roman Reigns. You are hereby embarrassed! Shake it off enviousdominous, shake it off. You're spot on with your criticisms. I would note that Roman had an...

You want to say that you should call something what it is, because that is what it is? Nope, sorry. I forbid you from referring to the female talent of the WWE as "Divas". Continue. Oh God. I'm trying to find the words right now, bear with me. I don't think that posing in Playboy will...

This is the greatest discussion in the history of time! I AM SO EXCITED TO REVEAL WHO I FIND TO BE BORING! 5. Nick Bockwinkel. The dorkiest dork to dork-up prowrestling. This guy was the equivalent to your bible-thumping neighbor. 4. Big John Studd. Your name is Big John Studd? No...

That's a pretty long nickname.

Had my list deleted by a security error, so phooey, here goes without explanation. #5. RVD #4. SID #3. Christian #2. Alberto Del Rio #1. Otto Wanz

Big Ploppa Dump, Scott Steiner! Bret FART! The Heartburn Kid SHAWN MICHAELS! Jerry "THE BURGER KING" Lawler

Duhhh, OTTO WANZ! There are several factors to consider when determining who sucks the most fucks of any other wrestler in history, these factors are made worse if we fans have to endure promoters who attempt to endear the wrestler to us as the obvious opposite of what they actually are...

Most overrated? I think Otto Wanz has that one. I won't argue with your points, I'll just go the route of explaining why I, myself, hate John Cena. Now, I use the term hate loosely. There was a time when I hated John with a passion, but that hatred has been subsided by several of his...