Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
So I have a few religious questions, if anyone would like to take a swing at answering:
1. Do other mammals have pregnancy/labor pains? Why would they, if labor pains were God's punishment to Eve for fucking around in the Garden of Eden?
2. Why would there be a "battle" on Earth between Heaven and Hell when God can just kind of snap his fingers at Satan out of existence?
3. Sin is defined as breaking the law, rejecting God, or breaking one of the Ten Commandments. Homosexuality. Swearing. Sex for pleasure. These are not sins, according to the Bible.
So what am I missing here?
1. Do other mammals have pregnancy/labor pains? Why would they, if labor pains were God's punishment to Eve for fucking around in the Garden of Eden?
2. Why would there be a "battle" on Earth between Heaven and Hell when God can just kind of snap his fingers at Satan out of existence?
3. Sin is defined as breaking the law, rejecting God, or breaking one of the Ten Commandments. Homosexuality. Swearing. Sex for pleasure. These are not sins, according to the Bible.
So what am I missing here?