The WZ Hot Stove

[klunderbunker]

Your number does not match our system.

For Gatorade information press 1!

 

[Viola Moonlight]

5586337286537

 

[klunderbunker]

Welcome to the Missy's Manor ****e House!

Please enter the minimum number of STDs you're willing to deal with.

 

[SavageTaker]

I don't want to imagine IC acting as Gene. Although, Gene has had some hilarious moments.

 

[Kanye South]

Mine leaks green fluids.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Welcome to the Missy's Manor ****e House!

Please enter the minimum number of STDs you're willing to deal with.

55.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

72747 445866

 

[klunderbunker]

Welcome to the Goldberg Chant Line.

If you would like your voice to be added to the prerecorded and completely fake Goldberg chants heard before every match while being able to see the crowd being silent, press 1!

 

[Viola Moonlight]

46532374... 46532374... 46532374

 

[klunderbunker]

You have reached the Disco Inferno Fan Club!

If you would like to join us, please put down your phone and go bang your head into a wall, as you are in desperate need of psychiatric help. Go, NOW.

 

[BooCocky]

Becker 2009....

 

[klunderbunker]

You have reached the Steelers fan club, led by Mark Madden!

We would give you information about our organization, but we hate that fat piece of shit even more than you do so instead we can give you his latest whereabouts. First person to shoot him wins a 50 dollar gift certificate to Sizzler!

 

[SavageTaker]

*Points gun at quail*

*Shoots*

*Misses*

*See's Mark Madden's motionless body lying on the ground.

 

[ABMorales787]

*UNO*
*UNO*
*UNO*

GODDAMMIT MY BUTTONS DIAL IN SPANISH!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

For information on how to run the WZ Hotline, press eleven!

 

[Slyfox696]

I have it on good authority that the WZ Forums has offered a contract to a big name poster who has never played for them.

More on this breaking news as it develops.

 

[Kanye South]

KB's crazy...crazy like a fox!

 

[ABMorales787]

*Points gun at quail*

*Shoots*

*Misses*

*See's Mark Madden's motionless body lying on the ground.

SavageTaker > Dick Cheney

 

[Kanye South]

Sly's announcement intrigues me.

 

[ABMorales787]

For information on how to run the WZ Hotline, press eleven!

*ONCE*
*ONCE*
*ONCE*

SHIIIIITTT!

 

[klunderbunker]

You have pressed one more than once. We are now returning you to your previous menu. For information on how to use the Wrestlezone hotline press eleven. To hear a duck quack press 9.

 

[ABMorales787]

Make up your damn mind you mechanized bitch!

 

[Kanye South]

TADA? Calm down, my friend.

 

[klunderbunker]

To find a mechanized bitch near you, press 4!

 

[ABMorales787]

TADA? Calm down, my friend.

Nothing personal, but I hate that TADA thing. It doesn't sound right. I'm KillJoy now. Please refer to me as such. Thank You.

By the way, my minutes are up. So I hung up. Is there a text messaging system for this?