The WZ Hot Stove

[Kanye South]

To find a mechanized bitch near you, press 4!

Is she crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside?

 

[Kanye South]

Fine KillJoy. I'm seriously considering changing my name to Juicy.

 

[klunderbunker]

To find a better joke book in a bookstore near you, press the square root of 17!

 

[Slyfox696]

It's amazing how people rather listen to KB's ramblings...

 

[klunderbunker]

It's amazing how people rather listen to KB's ramblings...

Oh believe me I'm more amazed by it than you. I've said for years that I don't get why I'm considered good at this.

 

[ABMorales787]

It's amazing how people rather listen to KB's ramblings...

My God! You're right. What the hell came over me?

Leaving now...

 

[Kanye South]

Oh believe me I'm more amazed by it than you. I've said for years that I don't get why I'm considered good at this.

Ocassionally you're entertaining.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Occasionally? Jesus, JKO. Do you even understand entertainment?

 

[IrishCanadian25]

KB has turned some of my threads into real winners in the past, but I literally laughed five separate times here. Brilliant work. And Savage_Taker with the Cheney reference? Terrific.

 

[klunderbunker]

OCW pretty much was my antics and for some reason an audience for about 9 months. For the life of me I will never understand how that became what it did.

 

[SavageTaker]

 

[The Dewbliners]

KB has turned some of my threads into real winners in the past, but I literally laughed five separate times here. Brilliant work. And Savage_Taker with the Cheney reference? Terrific.

It's kinda like calling the Nestle hotline, and finding out about cooties.

 

[Kanye South]

Occasionally? Jesus, JKO. Do you even understand entertainment?

Yes. Just because I don't think he's an entertainment god doesn't mean I think he's horrible. He's just funny sometimes, and others he's not. This thread started out funny.

 

[ABMorales787]

I actually used to have a cell phone that when you punched the numbers would say them in spanish.

 

[Baller]

what button do i press to hear sly's announcement?

 

[klunderbunker]

696 of course.

 

[Baller]

69 (pause for debate of whether i want to know announcement) 6.

 

[Shadowmancer]

You have pressed one more than once. We are now returning you to your previous menu. For information on how to use the Wrestlezone hotline press eleven. To hear a duck quack press 9.

9

 

[klunderbunker]

Quack. And I didn't make that up. Back in 7th grade my math teacher gave us the phone number of a marketing company where that was on their automated system. You pressed I think it was 7 and indeed, a duck quacked.

 

[Shadowmancer]

thought you would play this video KB

 

[FromTheSouth]

Lord Sidious is replacing all the Gatoraid with Koolaid

POST. OF. THE. YEAR.

 

[Mr. TM]

Glad someone got it

 

[FromTheSouth]

Hell yeah. I was going to make it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I have it on good authority that the WZ Forums has offered a contract to a big name poster who has never played for them.

More on this breaking news as it develops.

OH SHIT!!! WE'RE GETTING MELTZER!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ABMorales787]

Dial M for Monkey