Muffin Top Merkley
Be a man!
1) SHIT gets in a serious accident and has an emergency operation where he actually becomes part machine. (Or ALL machine, and thinks he's a man.) (Or a machine who thinks he's a man who thinks he's a machine)
3) Rush to become a cranky old man who yells at kids to get off his yard, complains about the hippity-hop, starts every RP with "Back in my day..." and writes letters to the editor.
Rush eventually turns face when he tries to broaden his demographic by visiting all of the faces on the roster for advice on how to be cool and modern. SPOILERS: Eventually he gets lessons from SaboSax
4) Barbosa eventually develops another personality: Ty Burna. Eventually this leads to the actual return of Ty Burna and they have the ultimate feud.
5) Learning how to count.
3) Rush to become a cranky old man who yells at kids to get off his yard, complains about the hippity-hop, starts every RP with "Back in my day..." and writes letters to the editor.
Rush eventually turns face when he tries to broaden his demographic by visiting all of the faces on the roster for advice on how to be cool and modern. SPOILERS: Eventually he gets lessons from SaboSax
4) Barbosa eventually develops another personality: Ty Burna. Eventually this leads to the actual return of Ty Burna and they have the ultimate feud.
5) Learning how to count.