1) I believe that Punk is the most overrated superstar on Raw by far.
Gasp!!! Though it would be accpetable for me to simply say "Punk is
awesome" or "Triple H is overrated", by saying something opposite of
popular IWC opinion I must provide great detail or else my opinion will
be considered spam. So to start, Punk is a guy who was getting ready to
walk out on the company because he didn't feel he was getting enough of
the spotlight. WWE decided to go ahead and let him speak out against
the company and vent. Since the resulting promo drew a great deal of
attention, the WWE saw it fit to cut Punk a lucrative deal. So, since
the guy complained enough and threatened to walk ou; WWE gave him a
chance to "shoot"; then they handed him the WWE championship; then the
bumped down the current face of the company to give that role to Punk,
then they give him the ice cream bars he cried about, they gave him a
new theme song, they gave him a new shirt on which he had the audacity
to request "Best in the World" be printed, then they make him virtually
unbeatable. They hand him all of this and the guy promises to make the
championship interesting again and to bring change, making the WWE
exciting again. Yet, since his famous "shoot" bitch and moan session,
all he has been able to provide is cheesy jokes and regurgitation of
things written by IWC smarks. The guys that promised change comes out
and does the same moves in every match. He has yet to actually do
anyting different, innovative, or new. Not only could he not raise the
ratings, they are dropping. Sure the fanboys will say that it's not his
fault, but anyone claiming to be the best wrestler in the world should
be able to get in the ring with a mop and make the match entertaining.
Hell the only real reasons the guy was a draw after MITB was because
the WWE not only put him in a feud with their most established star on
the roster, they also had to bring back a retired WWE legend to feud
with him. And forgive me if him using another superstars real name in a
promo isn't exactly ground breaking to me. Since he can't have a legit
title feud with two non-full timers who are well established and far
bigger than the belt , they have him feud with the heel GM of the show
and the top heel main eventers. They make Laurinitis into a dull
repetitive character just to make Punk great and exciting by
comparison. Hell I think the whole purpose of these 1/2/12 promos is to
bring Jericho back to carry CM Punk. Say what you want about ADR and
the Miz but the two of them are the top heels in the main event scene,
period. This new face of the company can't even maintain the crappy
ratings. He's dropping them. Ilike CM Punk and think he is a decent
wrestler. That's right, I said decent, not golden. People compare him
to Stone Cold Steve Austin, yet in know way does he live up to that
comparison. Wearing a SCSA t shirt doesn't make you the next him. Not
only that, but in no way does he live up to the hype. He has offered us
nothing special.
2) This one is going to piss a lot of fanboys off and I'll probably be
called a troll for this too. I can't stand Cena nor Orton. Gasp! Now
before I get an email telling me I was spamming or the IWC mob gets
their pitchforks and torches, I'll explain.
First Cena: The guy started as a corny heel rappy with crappy lyrics
and then eventually evolved into this boy scout/ass kisser character we
see today. Neither character is appealing to me in the least. Secondly
the guy can't wrestle. A John Cena match means we'll see Cena get his
ass kicked for the majority of the match, then suddenly become
magically rejuvenated and perform the same sequence of "vintage" moves
including: shoulder block, shoulder block, duck(because it is wrestling
law to wildly swing at Cena after two shoulder blocks), belly to back
suplex, poorly sold fist drop. Then he does his finisher, the main one
being a glorified firemans carry. When he is on the mic he is just
kissing the asses of the "WWE Universe" and getting cheap pops. That
or he'll make an idle threat to "hurt" whatever heel opponent he faces,
only for the match to be the same as any other and then he pins them
and leaves. This alone wouldn't cause me to dislike him so severely.
However, on top of all the aforementioned reasons I had to sit and
watch him win more WWE titles than any other superstar in history
including the greats that busted their ass to build the company. Then
he'll go out and talk about how he shows up week in and week out to
give the fans a show. Well no shit. In what way is that any different
than what any other superstar that is contractually obligated to do so
does? Shit, I don't think there is a single guy on the roster that
would not be just as dedicated if given millions of dollars to have to
learn 5 moves and wear the championship most of the time. Hell if the
guy had half the respect for the company and the belt as he says he
does(both on and off camera) he would never have accepted so many title
reigns using the same generic moves each time. It's a slap in the face
to the greats before him. The guy did in 9 years what Hogan did in his
entire 30+ year career. Then he brought in the spinner WWE belt. That
was another slap in the face to the WWE Championship. Then the guy has
the audacity to talk shit to the Rock for not being there. Well I hate
to break it to you but the Rock already paid his dues and is one of the
superstars who saved and carried the company through the Monday Night
wars. Now the Rock takes time out of his busy schedule to come back and
make some appearances just to help the struggling(ratings/entertainment
wise) company out and make John Cena's matches at WM seem interesting.
Orton: He used to be one of my favorites during his rise to the ME and
his first title reign. Hell even long after. Unfortuantely he has just
turned into another Cena. Not only is it damn near taboo to have the
guy lose and impossible to see him lose cleanly(which takes away the
unpredictablility completely), but he has resorted to using his own
version of the "5 moves of death". The first time I saw his middle rope
ddt(on RVD), I thought it was awesome. The first several times
actually. But when it gets to the point where the guy can't put on a
single match without it completley take the impact away from the move.
Especially if every opponent just happens to roll into position in the
center of the apron. This is worst than the set up for Rey's 619. Now
I'll give him credit for changing it a little bit by throwing them onto
the rope which is a lot better because at least it's believable. But
still remains the fact that we see it every match and then he has to
hold them for several seconds making it seem as if the wrestling is
completely defenseless after 2 clotheslines and a powerslam(not scoop
slam) and therefore diminishing the believablilty facor again. Orton
was doing great in the past and would continue to do so if he focused
more on his wrestling and talking and less on his camera close ups and
photo ops.
3)Zack Ryder sucks. This guy was a jobber who felt otherwise so he
makes a Youtube show to promote himself. Are you telling me that all it
takes to win a championship is to put stupid videos on YouTube and get
online fanboys to sign a petition? Way to slap the U.S. title in its
face. I can't stand the corny character either. How is this guy
supposed to be considered a credible threat to anyone when he runs
around in his purple tights and his purple headband saying "Woo woo
woo". All he is doing is doing is running around in flashy, brightly
colored tights with matching hairbands and play the "baby face's best
friend" roll. I think what is the biggest shame is that the guy has
some potential in the ring and could bring some dignity to the belt if
he would cut out all of his corny, childish nonsense and stop trying to
be another John Cena. Of course he is over with fans, because fans "are
supposed" to cheer for the faces. And he was carried into the spotlight
by a great heel. His character is just a fad. Hell even TNA has a
Jersey Shore character. He used a bunch of internet videos and then
became the self proclaimed "internet champion" which means absolutely
nothing. He just got the support of a bunch of smarks online and
therefore became trendy, as social media has become a big part of the
show nowadays.
A few other things I don't like that aren't necessarily as "horrible"
as the 3 "pipe bombs" that are going to make me a "troll", but will
still be unpopular to me and I'm sure I'll be called a dumbass for
these"
1) Daniel Bryan should not be the World Heavyweight Champion. I have
nothing against him and I think he is a great wrestler. But I don't
think he needs that title to validate his ability. I think it does more
harm to the belt than it does good to Bryan. If you're a great wrestler
then that's all you need and people will remember you. He is 165lbs and
is the Heavyweight champ?!
2)Air Boom is the worst tag team in the WWE. I don't care if these guys
are faces, or if the Tag Division is dead. That doesn't mean they
should be booked as this unstoppable tag team. The outcome is so
predictable. You can tell when it's about to end because it has to
always end with Kofi hitting his trouble in paradise followed by a tag
and shooting star press. The worst part is Kofi running and jumping
around with his flyling forearms that are sold as powerful moves, yet
barely connect and look so fake, I cringe anytime I see this.
3)As someone mentioned on another post. I'm tired of seeing "face a"
verses "heel a" because one wants the others belt. I also hate "face a"
vs "heel b" because one attacked the other and suddenly they are
rivals. Then WWE thinks they are being creative when they take the 2
aforenetioned faces and pair them up against their respective heels. No
connection, no story, just following a generic formula. I hate the fact
that a heel has to either brag about themselves or talk shit to the
fans in each promo. Then the face does the opposite and kisses ass.