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You walk into the stall at a public bathroom to pee. You look into the toilet and see that the previous user did not flush after urinating, but he also dropped a single bill (as in unit of currency) in the toilet. You have a pair of rubber gloves in your pocket. What is the lowest...

The battles are over, and where 64 challengers entered, only one remains standing. The winner of the Fourth Edition of the BattleZone Tournament is... ALUCARD Alucard's road to victory was not easy, and he may have had one of the most challenging paths of any BattleZone winner. Alucard...

Final Fight... Stage: Final Destination Finally, after a month of heated debates and fierce battles, we have reached the end of the tournament. Dante and Alucard are the two remaining competitors from a field that originally contained sixty-four. Dante's path to the finals almost...

Round Three... Stage: Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 These two men partook in the original BattleZone Tournament where they both tragically lost in the first round. Magneto would go on to avenge this lost, winning the 3rd BattleZone tournament with his partner, Mario. Alucard, on the other...

Round Three... Stage: Fortress of Solitude The final four is her, and reaching it for the first time each are these two competitors. In one corner, we have Bayonetta, a witch whose power is known to take down gods. In the other, we have Dante, enemy of demons of hell, earth, and...

Round Three... Stage: Vigrid Church Both Wolverine and Alucard have lived a very long time; far longer than any human should. In their time they've fought hundreds, if not thousands of battles, and have survived them all. However, it's hard to imagine that this fight will produce more...

Round Three... Stage: Jean Grey School for Higher Learning Yard Magneto may be a former winner of the BattleZone Tournament (along with Mario in BZT3), but he would be wise to not overlook a newcomer in Geralt of Rivia. These two mutants will do battle on the yard of the Jean Grey School...

Round Three... Stage: Palace of Westminster Clock Tower Dante and Alduin stand on the opposite sides of the spectrum. On one hand you have Dante, Son of Sparda, a half-human half-demon that has dedicated himself to protecting humans from the supernatural. On the other hand, you have...

Round Three... Stage: Hell It's been a long road for these two combatants. Each is a newcomer to the BattleZone Tournament this year, and they're proved themselves to be valuable additions to the roster by advancing all the way to the corner finals and beating fan favorites of...

Round Three... Stage: Kaer Morhen Due to a technicality in round two, both Link and Big Boss have advanced to round three to face off against Wolverine, the winner of a round two match against Undertaker. For the first time in BattleZone history we have ourselves a triple threat match...

Round Three... Stage: City Training Ground Predator and Geralt of Rivia both excel at tracking and hunting their victim. Predator hunts humans, Geralt hunts monsters, how could this fight be any more perfect? What if it took place in a massive but empty city specifically designed for...

Round Three... Stage: Predator Game Preserve The Yautja have such an insatiable desire to hunt that they devoted an entire planet that they populate with abducted humans so that they can fill their blood lust. The planet is covered in jungles that represent the Amazon Rain Forest and...

Round Three... Stage: Danger Room The Danger Room is where the X-Men train to survive any sort of encounter that they may face. Unless a Danger Room Program is activated by someone in the control room, however, it is just a large, empty room. It is in this room that Albert Wesker, the...

Round Three... Stage: Tricell Laboratory Despite their familiarity with all manner of fantastic things, even these two seasoned competitors will be shocked to see what kind of grotesque experiments occur within Tricell Laboratory. But these beasts will be the least of their concerns, as...

Round Two... Stage: Tower of London This is a fight that symbolizes many of the classic clashes we've seen on page and screen over the centuries: strength vs. speed, science vs. religion, jock vs. nerd, and I'm sure there are many more parallels that could be drawn between this fight and...

Round Two... Stage: Abandoned Weapon X Facility Horrific things occurred at the Weapon X Facility, things that have driven the men and women that suffered the torturous procedures conduced there to violence, insanity, and even death. And today the opportunity for more violence at Weapon...

Round Two... Stage: Whispy Woods Whispy Woods is a giant, living apple tree that enjoys blowing people around with strong gusts of wind and dropping apples on their head. He's also hosting the second round fight between two anime stars, Eren Jaeger and Alucard. Both these men are bound...