Don't toy with my emotions like that. I'm very fragile, ya know.
Whats it like getting drunk?
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Don't toy with my emotions like that. I'm very fragile, ya know.
TheOneBigWill
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From my experience, I'd say it goes like this.
First.. you make yourself look like a complete dick. You think you're cool, likely because you just downed something alcoholic and you've somehow been lead to believe that makes you worth a shit. It doesn't though, you've just been mislead and look like a complete dick.
Second.. you either start to get really giggly, really angry, or really.. well, horny. Regardless of what you get, it all leads to being punched in the face.. a lot. Mainly, because you're doing it, to a girl.. and her Boyfriend doesn't approve of you.. once again.. because you're just a dick.
Third.. you begin to question being drunk. I believe this is because you can't understand why your charm isn't working, why no one seems to give a shit about you, why the empty stool next to you hasn't talked back, and you begin to think you smell funny.
Finally.. you wake up, with either a hangover and little memory of the night prior. Or you wake up with full memory, and wish you had no memory of the night.. prior.
This concludes Will's assumed adventures through being a drunken dick.
I don't drink, and doubtfully will ever. However, it seems each drunk I've met.. falls into this category.
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
You always have to trump my posts OBW..... always.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
oh wow. I can see the XFear and/or Justin post coming miiiilleeessss away
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
Norcal give me back those binoculars, I told you that you can only use them for a night, it's my turn to stare the sorority windows across the street.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
X and I agree on anal. We can disagree on drinking.
Justin, to the best of my knowledge, does not drink.. and if he does, its not enough to give a shit about someone who doesn't like drinking.
Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
Awww I'm sorry man, not messing with you emotions... I won't break your fragile sensibilites.
Saw that huh?
Yeah Will that post rightfully pissed me the fuck off. I wouldn't tell you what it's like to fly a plane if I've never flown one, why would you attempt to tell someone the experience of something you've never experienced? Kind of ridiculous, and kind of pretentious to be honest. If you think that's all that alcohol does, take your music collection and just burn and destroy all of it dude.
Anal sex gets the xfear seal of approval though.
Satisfied Nork & Nindy?
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
Anyone else as turned on as I am now?
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Who the FUCK is Nindy??
and that wasnt as funny as I thought it was gonna be. BTW, not all people do all of anything. Generally, a drunk person is themselves, just with the volume turned WAY up. So if they make an ass of themselves, then they are a person with little self control, or generally an asshole, in real life.
and that wasnt as funny as I thought it was gonna be. BTW, not all people do all of anything. Generally, a drunk person is themselves, just with the volume turned WAY up. So if they make an ass of themselves, then they are a person with little self control, or generally an asshole, in real life.
The Legendary 23
Naughty by Nature
Getting turned on by a thread of a bunch of guys talking about getting wasted?
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Huh?!?!
....the fuck are you talking about?, I don't drink, nor do I have any problems with anyone who does or doesn't, as long as you don't run around preaching your lifestyle I really couldn't give a fuck lessTheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
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See everyone.. drunk = dick. Like I said.
Anal sex gets the xfear seal of approval though.
See, we totally see eye to eye on this one though.
Nah I'm never a dick when drunk. I'm either having the greatest time ever, or occasionally I get really, really depressed like last night. I'm never an angry violent asshole or anything though.
It's a pun for the show Mork and Mindy brother.
Meh, I didn't feel like being funny. It's hard work being so charming.
It's a pun for the show Mork and Mindy brother.
Meh, I didn't feel like being funny. It's hard work being so charming.
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
Precisely.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
All in all, I have several friends who drink. Fact is, NorCal hit off on it.
Being drunk is being yourself, but with the volume turned up. Your personality comes out more, because having alcohol in your system turns off your embarrassment chip. (thats my way of putting it, anyways)
Drinking is not a bad thing. I've never once looked down upon anyone for it, unless you're stupid enough to try and fuck a girl/guy with a Boyfriend/Girlfriend, or if you're already IN a relationship. (then, I don't blame the alcohol, I blame you) OR, if you're completely stupid enough to try and drive.
My niece was killed by two drunk drivers. (The one driving the car she was in, and the one who ran a stop sign that side-swiped them.)
Being drunk is being yourself, but with the volume turned up. Your personality comes out more, because having alcohol in your system turns off your embarrassment chip. (thats my way of putting it, anyways)
Drinking is not a bad thing. I've never once looked down upon anyone for it, unless you're stupid enough to try and fuck a girl/guy with a Boyfriend/Girlfriend, or if you're already IN a relationship. (then, I don't blame the alcohol, I blame you) OR, if you're completely stupid enough to try and drive.
My niece was killed by two drunk drivers. (The one driving the car she was in, and the one who ran a stop sign that side-swiped them.)
