Slammiversary 2015 LD

[Lee]

I'm legally obliged to make a joke about Drew Galloway making a challenge for the title.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Jade's hot, hope she has a place to work soon.

 

[Chrome]

Has Kong lost weight?

 

[Reflection]

The commentary sucks, but look at that ass tho Today should be a good day now that I've seem something epic like this.

 

[Vega]

The last KOTM was over 6 years ago. Time flows.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Damn Kong has lost weight.

 

[SJ5522]

The commentary sucks, but look at that ass tho Today should be a good day now that I've seem something epic like this.

Yeah I like Awesome Kong too.


In seriousness, go watch softcore porn for gods sake. This talk on womens matches is so tedious and embarrassing to read

 

[Reflection]

I love the TNA Knockouts. They seem to have a natural preference of making the cover after turning the either the opponent's legs (and crotch) or their own, towards the camera.

Nice theme song, considering it's TNA. Is the champ happy or sad?

Nice emotional promo from Magnus. Always good to see a man with chest hair in pro wrestling.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Dollhouse crumbles in a few weeks but we can get like eight years of the Beautiful People.

 

[Chrome]

Brooke's shorts > this match

 

[Lee]

Ha at Magnus' attempt at a hometown pop realising most people in Orlando are tourists.

 

[SJ5522]

Are they gonna have Magnus and James Storm 'kill' each other? They 'killed' Mickie, kinda, sorta, so I wouldn't be surprised

 

[Reflection]

In seriousness, go watch softcore porn for gods sake. This talk on womens matches is so tedious and embarrassing to read

Sorry. That was the last time, I promise.
Wow, look at Mickie, man! She's a real MIL.... okay, anyway. Hoping for a good match between Storm and Magnus; the acting is pretty good.

 

[Lee]

I'd love for one day to have an unsanctioned match where they don't have an interview, promo video, entrances. I'd love for the security team to storm the ring and be like "nar bitches".

 

[Reflection]

Not too many people in the arena, but the front row is very excited- that's a good sign.

Wow, a table spot less than 5 minutes in the match. Nice.

 

[klunderbunker]

This show just keeps going.

 

[Reflection]

Okay, so The Pope is the culprit behind this atrocious commentary...
Another table spot coming up. Table! Table! Table!

"I don't think I've seen anything like this."
Then maybe you shouldn't be here.

 

[Reflection]

LOL, a guy with headphones was ordering them to get out of there!

Why are the screens showing the LGBT rainbow?

 

[SJ5522]

Are they gonna have Magnus and James Storm 'kill' each other? They 'killed' Mickie, kinda, sorta, so I wouldn't be surprised

fucking knew it lol
"that's high voltage guys!"

 

[SJ5522]

huh, back in the ring now. weird

 

[klunderbunker]

You would think kidnapping his son and TRYING TO MURDER HIS WIFE would fire Magnus up more.

 

[Lee]

I've tried so hard to like this.

Night!

 

[Reflection]

That sure was a quick recovery from a powerbomb through a table...
Why does that guy in the blue shirt have a toy in hand? WTF
Uh oh... I just uttered the same thing the crowd is chanting.

 

[Reflection]

Awesome combo move by Storm! Still a near fall. Shades of Cena vs Owens? Wish they both had another finisher, because the first one doesn't seem to be working.
I believe Magnus had the sharpshooter, does he still do that?
Storm has...
Oh my goodness.
And another kick-out!

 

[Chrome]

ehh what. Cena/Steen levels of ridiculous no-selling now.