Wrestlezone Confessional

[Father:_Polley]

Confession is good for the soul, so as I've too much time on my hands, I've decided to host a confessional (and the name change will reflect this when it kicks in)

Step inside and confess your sins against your WZ brethren, or just get something off your chest.

Owing to my being neither Catholic, nor a priest, this confession has no bearing on your eternal state

 

[Барбоса]

I shaved my head this week but not because I have gone Straight Edge

 

[Father:_Polley]

Say 3 Hail Punks and be on your way

 

[Lee]

This guy I know, lets call him Stephen, thinks he's an Irish priest...what should I do?

 

[klunderbunker]

I know who stole my Gatorade from the Board Room and never told anyone.

 

[Father:_Polley]

This guy I know, lets call him Stephen, thinks he's an Irish priest...what should I do?

Perhaps read threads better. Go watch a Sunderland match for your idiocy. Course... better than a Toon match

I know who stole my Gatorade from the Board Room and never told anyone.

That's up to you to sort

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm secretly in love with Mr. Eko.

Alas, it is unrequited.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I'm secretly in love with Mr. Eko.

Alas, it is unrequited.

In that case, you're faced with the ultimate choice. Move on and admit your love for our lord and champ JC (John Cena), or kill him

 

[Lee]

SO polley my friend, lets still say he's called Stephen, now thinks Beckham wont score 800 goals tonight

 

[Father:_Polley]

Are you drunk again? If so say 5 praise Niall Quinns and move along

 

[Scotty]

I'm a big Sheamus fan.

 

[MasterShakeIz4Real]

I enjoy the song Safety Dance

 

[Father:_Polley]

I enjoy the song Safety Dance

I don't know what that is, but just for you having Iz in your name, bang your head off a wall a few times

 

[Sivsyboi]

I cracked one of to Paris Hilton...Twice

 

[ABMorales787]

I see dead people.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

I'm secretly in love with Mr. Eko.

As am I.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I am racist against Native Guatemalans. I blame Carlos Mencia.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I'm actually a woman. Or not.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I stole KB's Gatorade. And framed whomever he thought it was. Unless he thought it was me. In that case, he's right.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I love the idea of being rich; when I'm exercising, it's all I think about.

If there is an all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-benevolent God, then I think the reason why he/she won't let me win the lottery is because I'd give the finger to relationships and just order three to four high-priced call girls a month to take care of my physical needs.

My mind is very strange: sometimes, it involuntarily goes back to some of the most embarrassing moments of my life, and I tell myself to shut the fuck up (my mind that is...I tell it to shut the fuck, but since it's "mine," I am, in essence, telling myself to shut the fuck up).

Sometimes, I have a sense of entitlement, not because I was brought up to believe that I'm entitled to certain things, but because it seems that my hard work hardly ever pays off. So, on the rare occasion that something does fall into my lap, I see it as my desert rather than something that I got lucky with (I am well aware, though, that is has everything to do with luck and nothing to do with desert).

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I love the idea of being rich; when I'm exercising, it's all I think about.

If there is an all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-benevolent God, then I think the reason why he/she won't let me win the lottery is because I'd give the finger to relationships and just order three to four high-priced call girls a month to take care of my physical needs.

My mind is very strange: sometimes, it involuntarily goes back to some of the most embarrassing moments of my life, and I tell myself to shut the fuck up (my mind that is...I tell it to shut the fuck, but since it's "mine," I am, in essence, telling myself to shut the fuck up).

Sometimes, I have a sense of entitlement, not because I was brought up to believe that I'm entitled to certain things, but because it seems that my hard work hardly ever pays off. So, on the rare occasion that something does fall into my lap, I see it as my desert rather than something that I got lucky with (I am well aware, though, that is has everything to do with luck and nothing to do with desert).

I read this entire thing... and I must say...


you have the Sig of the Year so far.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I used to watch the Teletubbies.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I cracked one of to Paris Hilton...Twice

Get out

I see dead people.

Likewise

As am I.

Nothing to be ashamed off, he is lovable

I am racist against Native Guatemalans. I blame Carlos Mencia.

Go hug someone

I'm actually a woman. Or not.

This doesn't actually surprise me

I stole KB's Gatorade. And framed whomever he thought it was. Unless he thought it was me. In that case, he's right.

He will exact revenge

I love the idea of being rich; when I'm exercising, it's all I think about.

If there is an all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-benevolent God, then I think the reason why he/she won't let me win the lottery is because I'd give the finger to relationships and just order three to four high-priced call girls a month to take care of my physical needs.

My mind is very strange: sometimes, it involuntarily goes back to some of the most embarrassing moments of my life, and I tell myself to shut the fuck up (my mind that is...I tell it to shut the fuck, but since it's "mine," I am, in essence, telling myself to shut the fuck up).

Sometimes, I have a sense of entitlement, not because I was brought up to believe that I'm entitled to certain things, but because it seems that my hard work hardly ever pays off. So, on the rare occasion that something does fall into my lap, I see it as my desert rather than something that I got lucky with (I am well aware, though, that is has everything to do with luck and nothing to do with desert).

I'm currently playing Assassins Creed and have forgotten all the controls

I used to watch the Teletubbies.

Me too.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Confessional is reopened

 

[Scotty]

Mine was never answered.